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Chapter 168 Friendly opening remarks!(1/2)

Put on good makeup.

Chu Xiaotian finally met three other guests in front of the camera.

Duan Feicheng, Shang Zhiping, and Luan Hongmei.

Speaking of which, this seems to be the first time Chu Xiaotian has seen Duan Feicheng, who has seen a real person.

"Yao, how many of you are still alive? Don't you feel a little sorry for the world?" Chu Xiaotian greeted him 'entimental'.

The faces of the three people instantly turned green.

Damn!

The first sentence is to fire!

What does it mean to be sorry for the world?

"Mr. Chu's mouth is indeed well-known, and hello is so unique." Shang Zhiping said sarcastically.

"Oh! As soon as Mr. Shang spoke, I knew you were definitely an old Yin-Yang man. Let me tell you, when was the castrator? Is the knife fast fast? How many emperors have you served? I heard that there is a word in your profession called "Food Food"! What does it feel like? Let me tell you!" Chu Xiaotian looked modest.

"I'm fucking..." Shang Zhiping's hands were trembling when he was criticized.

Damn, you uncle!

Didn’t you curse at the beginning of the Yin-Yang people in your discourse?

Why did you suddenly become a physiological Yin and Yang person?!

Right food?

You are the one who is good at eating!

He finally knew why so many people could not scold Chu Xiaotian!

It’s not because they don’t know how to curse people. It’s really Chu Xiaotian’s trash talk, too many, too secret, too vicious. After a round of strokes, you don’t know where to start cursing!

"I'll say a few words." Luan Hongmei spoke.

"What are you talking about? You are the object of his food? Seeing that Mr. Shang has too many people, he forgot who should start with? You come out to defend your sovereignty?!" Chu Xiaotian said in surprise: "No, sisters, there are so many normal people these days, but you are in love with a eunuch? In this way, I'll give you a suggestion, just walk to the crematorium! I heard that you can save some money when you walk in!"

"puff!"

Luan Hongmei vomited blood on the spot!

I'm going to go!

What did I hear?!

Walking to the crematorium, save money?!

Who am I saving this money?!

No, no, it should be why I went to the crematorium?!

Don’t you go to the hospital if you are sick?!

What a fuck, it's not right. I'm not sick and I'm not defending sovereignty!

After all, why should I defend sovereignty against eunuchs?!

No, Shang Zhiping is not a eunuch, but just a Yin-Yang man!

ah!

What am I thinking?!

Luan Hongmei collapsed!

In this way, the scene began to remain silent.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

"Hey, Duan Feicheng, don't you say a few words? Just let your two students charge into battle, it's not good." Chu Xiaotian looked at the last guest.

Duan Feicheng is still silent.

——I’m so crazy that I’ll answer you!

Countless experiences have proved that silence is the greatest defensive method when facing Chu Xiaotian!

During lunch, he had already reminded Shang Zhiping and Luan Hongmei.

Tell them to be silent.

Don't listen!

Look, one is cramping and the other is vomiting blood!

This is called not listening to the old man’s words and suffering losses in front of you!

Oh, it's not right!

Why is my fucking attitude a little strange?!

It seems to be a little biased towards Chu Xiaotian?!

I'll go!

"Well, the turtle magic skill is good. I shrank my head and brain, shrank my mind, blocked everything!" Chu Xiaotian smashed his mouth: "It's a pity. The wife you married is a self-destructive infantry. It rumbling and blows your turtle shell to pieces. It's a pity! You could have cultivated to the level of a peerless green-haired turtle, hey!"

"Grass!" Duan Feizhu broke the defense in an instant and could no longer remain silent!

What he didn't want to hear during this period was the word self-destruction!

One crushed the game, but one self-destructed it, and turned into a crushed game!

"Cao? This word is well said! This is your punishment strategy for your self-destructive infantry! Very accurate! How is it? Is your health okay? If it really doesn't work, I can punish you?!" Chu Xiaotian patted his chest: "We are so good! If not, your student Shang Zhiping must also want to help. After all, your self-destructive infantry is also his wife! Right, Mr. Shang, you have been thinking this way for a long time!"

"I don't..." Shang Zhiping was clever and shouted immediately.

"Ah, yes, my pot! I forgot that you are a Yin-Yang man, so I don't have that to say anything! I can only help your teacher fulfill his punishment policy! I can only go! Alas, young man, you don't have to be inferior. Isn't there anyone who wants to defend your sovereignty! Enjoy the moment!" Chu Xiaotian's apologetic look on his face!

"puff!"

Shang Zhiping vomited blood!

"puff!"

Duan Fei said he vomited blood!

"puff!"

Luan Hongmei vomits blood!

Chen Bin wiped a cold sweat aside - OK, when did Big Brother Gatlin buy the Hurricane? This guy, one to three, and even has armor-piercing critical strike special effects!

"Director Chen! Are you not recording the show today?!" Duan Feicheng's teeth clenched and he looked at Chen Bin!

As a director, are you just watching like this?

Even though you have paid, you can't be so overdoing it!

"Record, of course!" Chen Bin quickly took over the conversation.

You can't blame me!

If you don’t stretch out your words, I suddenly inserted it, which will easily attract the big brother’s firepower!

Oh, by the way, the paragraph I just recorded just now must be edited separately.

After all, He Tianning called before and asked him to send him the video of his elder brother scolding him!

What is this thief doing?

Why do you still collect such videos?!

"Okay, after a friendly introduction, everyone got to know each other!" Chen Bin said without blushing and his heart was not beating.

Duan Feicheng - be kind to you...

Shang Zhiping - Da...

Luan Hongmei - Master!

Chu Xiaotian: "Yeah, yeah, very friendly!"

"Our theme today is, at the beginning of entrepreneurship!" Chen Bin began to introduce the rules of the game:

"From tonight, the four will no longer be their former identities, but brand new you, no mobile phones, no deposits, and you will have nothing except a hundred yuan in cash!"

"At the same time, all your consumption costs money. In the end, whoever earns the most money will win! It's a very simple rule! Have I explained it clearly?"

All four nodded.

The rules are indeed not complicated.

Of course, they all know that this is just the first rule!

"Okay, then you can decide now whether to go to work, have dinner, or go to bed!" Chen Bin said with a smile.

"Working?" Duan Feicheng asked.

"Before working, you need to spend 50 yuan to draw cards. The cards you draw are the place where you work." Chen Bin nodded.
To be continued...
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