68 Raging Tactical Board(1/2)
When Xiao Ke returned home, he didn't even get out of the car.
When he saw this video he posted, the number of likes increased like crazy, and his palms became sweaty.
Stretch out your trembling hand and open the comments.
Everyone in the comment section is full of talents.
"Brother Yi, I want to have a baby with you!"
"Brother Yi Niubi 666, my baby."
"No more words. Brother Yi, do you still need a girlfriend? If not, then what about a mistress? A mistress is fine too."
"I am a Chinese v5, and Brother Yi has the prestige of the Chinese people. Who said that the Chinese people are not good at basketball? Did you see the Blazers head coach throw the tactical board angrily? Hahahaha, laugh to death!"
In fact, today, it's not just Xiao Ke's video that seems to be going viral.
Videos posted by others, no matter how edited or explained.
As long as it is about Wang Yi's decisive victory over the Trail Blazers, all the data are several times, even ten times better than the usual data.
At Douyin headquarters, several planners saw that there were many more NBA videos uploaded today than usual.
And these videos are basically about Wang Yi killing the Trail Blazers.
A planner wearing glasses took a sip of tea and said:
"I think it's time for us to open a special Yi Ge area."
Several other planners also nodded: "Well, you can try it."
But one planner raised objections:
"Wang Yi previously made wild claims about conquering the NBA. This matter has not completely passed. If he starts now, I'm afraid something will happen."
The other planners also frowned slightly.
The last one said: "There have been some changes in personnel recently. We still want to be stable and put this matter aside for the time being. We will wait for a while before starting again."
The other planners nodded in agreement.
But while they were discussing, Hupu had already taken the lead in attacking.
The "Brother Yi Zone" was directly opened.
All the posts posted there are Brother Yi’s posts.
The special area has only been open for one day, and the popularity of this special area has almost caught up with the popularity of the James special area.
Tencent Video is also discussing opening a Yi Ge area at this time.
But after all, we are doing videos, so it is a little slower than doing forums.
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At the same time, China Mimicking also released a new video.
In the video, Mimicking imitated three scenes.
First screen:
Over the heads of four opponents wearing Trail Blazers jerseys, one-handed dunk!
Then the picture was given to another performer next to him.
This performer wears a suit and leather tie, imitating the head coach of the Trail Blazers.
He was holding a tactical board and looking extremely angry.
Mouth shouting: "Fuck!"
He slammed the tactical board to the ground.
Second screen:
What he imitated was Wang Yi's three-pointer over McCollum's head to kill the Blazers.
Then the screen showed the "Trail Blazers Head Coach" next to him again.
He yelled "Fuck!" again.
Angrily slamming the tactical board again.
The third screen:
It was imitated by Wang Yi’s final block shot against Lillard.
The screen once again showed the "Trail Blazers head coach" next to him.
A third time he yelled "Fuck!"
Then he threw the tactical board angrily for the third time and stomped on it several times.
Finally, he spat and cursed: "Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!"
This video also quickly became popular on the Internet.
Some people even made several emoticons.
If you eat without garlic, throw down the tactical board angrily! Fake!
When I went to the toilet and found that I didn’t bring any paper, I threw the tactical board angrily! Fake!
When he found out he was cheated, he threw the tactical board angrily! Fake!
The confession was successful and the tactical board was thrown angrily!
The child is one month old and throws the tactical board in anger!
It was my father's 80th birthday and he threw the tactical board in anger!
In short, anything, whether it is happy or sad, can be followed by an expression of throwing the tactical board in anger.
These emoticons became popular all over the Internet in a very short period of time.
Moreover, "fuck, fuck, fuck" also evolved into "fuck, fuck, fuck!"
This emoticon is also a big hit.
5:31 pm.
The WeChat public account "Crazy NBA" has been updated again.
The title is: Brother Yi kills the Trail Blazers, and the coach angrily throws down the tactical board.
Text: In 2022 AD, the Lakers conquered the city and arrived in Portland. The Portland coach stood on the tower, pointed at the Lakers young player Wang Yi and asked: Who is this? He is so brave!
The admiral cj replied: "I don't know the yellow-mouthed child's ears."
Just a moment before the game started, Wang Yi killed several Blazers players in succession, and the Blazers coach threw down the tactical board angrily.
Referring to Wang Yi, he asked: "Who can kill this man? I will warm wine with you."
Admiral CJ asked for a fight: "The last general is willing to go."
The battle failed, and Wang Yi killed CJ under his horse with one strike.
Ridiculous cj, uttering arrogant words, and being cut off for counter-warming the wine will only increase the laughter.
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The end of the text: As the saying goes, a spear and a white horse float like poetry, invincible when I was a boy!
Kyogen has read extensively since he was a child and often likes to quote a few sentences from classical Chinese.
This classical Chinese article is also written with great literary grace.
Hundreds of comments quickly appeared in the comment area below.
"I can't understand, so I threw the tactical board angrily!"
"The update is 1 minute late, be careful I throw the tactical board angrily!"
"We, the Chinese fans, can finally feel proud and throw down the tactical board in anger!"
"When have Chinese fans ever felt so happy? Brother Yi really lives up to our great China!"
No. 1 middle school in a certain city.
After finishing dinner, physical education teacher Wang Jianhua made a cup of tea.
Then I scrolled through the news about the NBA on my phone.
In the past two years, although he has hardly contacted his son, he is actually paying attention to NBA news every day.
Looking forward to seeing reports about my son.
Unfortunately, there are very few clues about his son.
But in the past two weeks, there has been more and more news about my son.
Especially today, there is overwhelming news.
Tencent video, Douyin, browser push, NBA official account...
To be continued...