Some people say I am not popular and I am very good at writing million words. But my purpose is as long as someone supports me, I will continue to write it.=-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It is impossible for me to hear Zhao Yanyan's words, because I was already dead at that time, and I was just burping.

When I woke up again, I found that I was standing in a hall. It was like the palace hall in Qing palace dramas I often saw on TV, but it was a bit gloomy.

Right in front of me, an old man with a very humorous appearance sat there, thinking that he was very majestic, and two people standing next to him who looked even more magical and looked like a judge. There was a large plaque directly above these three people, with three big characters written on it - Hall of Hell.

Damn, it's not so funny, my first reaction is whether I'm filming a TV series? Watching this scene, it's probably a ghost movie, but how does the three of them dress like a comedy movie? I can't help but sigh that there are too many third-rate directors these days!

Just as I was thinking about it, the funny old man in the middle slapped his beard and glared at the table and shouted: "Who is below? Why don't he kneel down when he sees this King of Hell?"

I was stunned. The relationship was like treating me as an extra. I shouted, "Hey, old man, have you found the wrong person? I don't want to act in TV!"

The three of them were stunned when they heard me say this. The judge Jia next to him said to himself: "He, is this man's brain also wrong?"

Judge B also took out the life and death book and started to check it, but after a long time of investigation, he couldn't find anything. So he said strangely: "No, there is no one who is going to die at this time, who is the one below?"

The funny old man slapped the table again and said, "The person below, you are dead! Report your name quickly, I will arrange for you to be reincarnated!"

I'm dead? Why am I dead? Suddenly I remembered, yes, I'm dead. After I overdosened drinking at Zhao Yanyan's wedding, I came here after I was unable to rescue.

It seems that I am really dead. Damn, I have really failed in this life. I only struggled there for the first half of my life, but I died before I could taste the taste of love. At this time, I thought of a classic dialogue in a very old movie: I once had a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regret it until I lost it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God can give me another chance, I would say three words to the girl, "I love you". If I want to add a deadline before this love, I hope it is: 10,000 years.

The brother King of Hell just now seemed to tell me that he could still be reincarnated? So I still have the opportunity to enjoy love. Damn, I will never let go of any woman I love in the next life! I thought angrily.

So I said to the King of Hell: "Brother of Hell, my name is Liu Lei, hurry up and find a way to arrange for me to be reincarnated!"

The King of Hell said angrily: "Get out! Who is the fucking brother? I'm older than your ancestors!"

Years of experience in shopping malls have made me understand flattery. I know that if I want the King of Hell to help me arrange for reincarnation into a good family, this old man must be photographed by flattery. I smiled and said, "I mean your brother looks young and radiant, and he is simply a handsome guy in the new century!"

When the King of Hell heard me say this, he immediately smiled and asked the old face full of pleated face at Judge A, "Do I really look so young?"

The judge A probably used to flattering him, and said without thinking: "Congratulations to the King of Hell, congratulations to the King of Hell, you are simply the best among ghosts, invincible handsome men!"

After hearing this, the King of Hell laughed happily and said to me kindly: "That Liu Lei, I will recognize you as my brother! Don't worry, brother, I will definitely arrange a good family for you!"

I quickly thanked me, and my heart was filled with joy, and my plan succeeded!

The King of Hell said to the judge B: "Check your brother's birth date and horoscope!"

Judge B looked for a while, with an incredible expression on his face and said in surprise: "King of Hell, look, your fucker brother has a life of 180 years. He cannot die now!"

When the King of Hell heard this, he quickly took the life and death book with a serious expression. After looking at it for a long time, he gritted his teeth and slapped the table and shouted outside the hall: "**, which foolish guy brought it back by my brother?"

After a while, a little ghost walked in tremblingly, and fell to the ground as soon as he saw the King of Hell: "Please calm down. The little one, the little one, only occasionally passed by the hospital. Seeing that this kid is wrong, it is your younger brother who is about to die, so he caught him back!"

Ah? When I heard that I was caught by mistake, I really had nothing to say. I was so unlucky. I thought that being caught by mistake would only be born in the world of the world, but I didn’t expect that the officialdom in the underworld was so dark.

The King of Hell said angrily: "Fuck you, a blind mom, you're so fucking trouble for me! The book of life and death clearly states that my brother will have a disaster, but he didn't say he was dead! Where did the person come, throw him into a pan and burn him to death, and he will never be alive!"

A few people who looked like Yasha arrived instantly and took the little devil away.

I was not interested in the little ghost's life or death. I just wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible. I said to the King of Hell: "Brother, can you arrange for me to reincarnate first?"

The King of Hell said to me with a bitter look on his face and said, "Brother, it's not that I won't order you. It's just that your life is not over and you were caught by the blind man just now, so - alas, I can't do anything about it!"

My heart suddenly became cold, but I still asked unwillingly: "But I am not the only one who dies from accidents every year, right? What should they do?"

The King of Hell replied: "Those people? They are all lonely ghosts wandering around in hell every day. When will they wait until their lifespan is over before they will be reincarnated!"

I still didn't give up: "Since I caught it by mistake, can I send my soul back to my body?"

The King of Hell looked at me with a sympathy and said, "Brother, I ask you, did you sign an after-death organ donation agreement when you were alive?"

I nodded and asked in confusion: "Why did you suddenly mention this matter?"

The King of Hell shook his head and said mercifully: "I really want to send you back, but now your heart, kidneys, and corneas have been replaced by others. I guess the remaining bodies have been practiced and dissected by medical students..."

It seems that I am not ordinary bad luck! Am I destined to wander in hell for more than a hundred years?

At this time, the judge Yi suddenly thought of something and lay in the ear of the King of Hell for a long time. After hearing this, the King of Hell slapped his thigh and shouted, "Yes!, why did I forget this? Brother, do you want to be reborn?"

"Rebirth?" I silently said, "I am not unfamiliar with this word. In online novels, there are many such topics.

The King of Hell thought I didn't understand, so he explained: "This rebirth is to bring your soul back to your past body-"

I waved my hand and said, "I understand the meaning of rebirth. Wouldn't all those who have not yet died have the choice to be reborn?"

The King of Hell shook his head and said, "That's not. This rebirth in our hell also has a quota. There is only one in a thousand years. I originally wanted to sell this quota to a high price, but since you are my brother, I will give you this quota! Anyway, I don't lack money."

There is only one quota for a thousand years? Wouldn't that be quite precious? It seems that I really recognize the brother King of Hell! I have heard before that people who are reborn have some special abilities, can I also have them? So I asked with a thick face: "Brother, can I have some special abilities after I am reborn?"

"Well," the King of Hell thought for a while and said, "I don't have the power to take charge. If you really want to have superpowers, I can help you apply to the above, but the time may be longer!"

When I heard that there was a door, I immediately asked, "How long?"

The King of Hell thought for a while and said, "The application for the special abilities of the last rebirth person was just approved yesterday. I guess it will be faster this time, it will only take a few hundred years!"

I was dizzy, for hundreds of years? I asked quickly, "Did this person have superpowers later?"

The King of Hell said, "It's a big deal. That person has long died, and he was depressed for life. Before he died, he shouted, "When will I have superpowers?"

Damn, I think I'd better forget it. So I waved my hand and said, "Brother, I'll just do it like this, don't have any special abilities!"

The King of Hell smiled and said, "But I can give you a cell phone. If you have any questions in the future, you can call me at any time!"

He said: "Can I call you even when I return to the living room?"

The King of Hell nodded affirmatively: "Of course, this is just developed by Edison and Bell. Oh, I forgot to tell you that Edison is currently a scientist from our King of Hell Technology Co., Ltd.."

Judge B came over and handed me an exquisite jade pendant, and I said wonderingly: "Can this thing call?"

The King of Hell said proudly: "Of course, it is direct telepathic. When you think of me, you can get a friend to my brother. What you are giving you is the latest generation of products, which use high-efficiency energy for the night. Just like the solar energy in your living world, this only needs to be placed in a dark place to automatically replenish energy."

I just believe in this new type of mobile phone that Brother Yan and I brag about, and carefully hang it around my neck.

The King of Hell said to me, "Okay, the time is over, Judge A, go and send my brother back."
Chapter completed!