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I am the protagonist! I will not die!

I was sure that there was no update today, so I sent a single chapter first. I was shocked. I was simply a lunatic!

Next is the last one or two chapters of this episode. The mental expenditure in the past few days is too serious. I am not in a state of condition at the beginning. I see if I can sort it out into a big chapter tomorrow and I will release it.

Okay, the unimportant things are finished, let’s talk about something important.

By the way, after finishing the single chapter last night, I sat on the bed and watched "The Lonely Foodie" and was about to go to bed. Suddenly, I thought of something: I have to suffer, something goes wrong!

I opened my phone and took a look. Sure enough, the monthly vote list quickly shrank from leading 1,400 to a distance of only 800 votes.

Stupid! Banana, you are simply a pig-strait! You are frivolous! You are so proud! Something happened! Next is the last day of double monthly tickets. How could I forget to write a slap in the ceiling at the end of such an important single chapter? On the last day, if I were on the opposite side, I would definitely accumulate my energy to overtake in one fell swoop and use all my accumulations. When I overtake in one fell swoop tomorrow and widen the distance, our book friends here will relax, and the number one throne will start singing the cold.

I am proud of myself as a bloody man who slaughtered ten steps, but he actually made such a mistake and hit the ceiling? Isn't this telling the book friends that we have no problem at all? No wonder we chased him so quickly...

The last chapter I copied at that time said it was a post from the League "Black and White 8036" "It can't just pass by quietly... Everyone said it, right?" I just looked through it for a long time and haven't found it yet, but it probably means that, I think it's all my fault.

Then I used my intelligence and talent to start thinking about it. The situation should be like this: tomorrow we will be overtaken by the Shepherd God, and there will be a lot of wailing in the book friends group, but the firepower on the other side was exaggerated, and everyone had no choice but to be overtaken by the other party, which opened the distance. Although some book friends did not say it, they had no hope in their hearts.

At this time, I must first stabilize everyone's morale and tell you a little bit about the principles of life. The Shepherd God Record, we once opened five thousand votes on the second day, and then they chased over two thousand votes in one day. There are more than 20 days left in this month, so everyone should not be discouraged. They will slowly waste their time with him. They are not discouraged even if they fall behind five thousand votes. Our book friends... They have always been tortured in books, right! We must have the spirit of never giving in to defeat Barabala... Don't be afraid, and we will rely on my single chapter to turn the tide next!

In this way, after a journey of mental journey that could not be finished for thousands of words, I fell asleep in a daze. I woke up this morning and the dog was barking outside, so I came out to feed the dog and pick up the dog shit. I thought that my first-rate starting point monthly ticket would also have to pick up the dog shit... Then I thought, something was wrong yesterday! I took my phone and saw that we seemed to be leading by more than 4,000 votes. A large number of book reviews in the book review area were all messy plots such as "I want to make a decision for the alliance, I want to have a baby for the black and white, I want to run for the knife, and one step, black and white xxx you are black and white impermanence..."

I don't know exactly what happened last night, but I started thinking...what should I do if I had the single chapter I thought of last night?

So! Everyone saw this single chapter in front of us! The reason why our monthly tickets are ahead is because...haha, single chapter... right...

Suddenly I felt that if I continued like this, I could change my job to a joke player after grabbing a monthly ticket for one month.

That's okay, my sense of humor has always been very outstanding. I thought about taking this path before, until one time: it was several years ago, I had two gay friends, one Ye Tiannan and the dream talker. The three of us were single at that time and often traveled together. Once, we went to Hangzhou to have dinner with two great gods and one of the girlfriends. In order to avoid getting the popularity of the name, I won't say it. It was in a very literary restaurant. Tiannan and Dream talked about it together and talked about the atmosphere. Then the three of us laughed so hard that we were stunned. It was a long time before we nodded, and then "hehehe..."

The scene was once very awkward. Later, I thought I would probably be labeled as "the banana that tells jokes very coldly."

However, the single chapter of laughter seems to be OK recently. I feel that I can work hard in a while and attend the "Tucao Conference". I don't know if you have watched this program. There is a group of people in it that they always say that they are from Shanghai Jiaotong University and advertise. Then I can bring a very good joke in the past. I want to introduce myself like this:...Hello everyone, I am Jiaotong University.

OK, just kidding, I have been laughing for five minutes and can continue writing.

Thank you for the monthly tickets and rewards you have cast in the past few days, thank you for the Million Alliance for "Smoke Falling Down", "Black and White 8036", "Ivanlin" for the rewards, and thank you for the book friends "Dayou Yingjie", "Old Thief 88", "Lao Qidai", "s025", "Chehu Cong", "Shadow Wuxia", "ybehot", "I love Xiao A", "Xiaoyao Xinyan", "Three Lives in the Night", "Xie Yu", "Farnowfarnow", "Book Friend 20170531214400935", "Heart Demon", "Hu Yidao Beijing" and other leaders. Among them, "Dayou Yingjie" rewarded four league leaders, and "Old Thief 88" rewarded two, thank you.

In addition, in fact, many things happen outside the book review area these days, such as "Smoke Falling Down", "Black and White 8036", "ivanlin", "Dayou Yingjie", "Old Thief 88"... etc. Many book friends sent monthly tickets and red envelopes for this book. The things they did when this book may be lagging behind cannot be explained and counted one by one. Some I have seen, some I haven't even seen, and some have been missed because I rewarded the leader's system but did not go red. Even in the book friend group, some readers directly transferred the leader's money to the group leader, and left after transferring it, saying that the group leader brought me four words "Write a good book". I can't say that I have seen all these things. Maybe I have missed the statistics in the past few days. Thank you everyone. I will thank you for your book.

Then, why is the single chapter a question like this? I was not in good condition these days. I stopped typing until after five o'clock today, and I was about to open the web page to see the number of votes to refresh myself. Hehe, I was ahead of 5,000 votes... Then I suddenly found something. On the monthly ticket list, the single chapter I updated last night was "Please worship", and the chapter updated by the guy Zhaizhu this morning was called "Die if I bow". My whole face turned black. The cultural person is too vicious! He actually said this! He was angry! The kind that couldn't be coaxed!

OK, just kidding.

Although I really want to update a chapter and ask for votes to fight back, I racked my brains in recent days. Today's dark circles are as serious as patients. The mood at the end is indeed not full enough, and I can't post it even if I can finish it. I'll make a preview first, and I have to try whether I can sleep.

Finally, we really need to mention a sentence of everyone's nervousness. There are still a few hours to end the double monthly tickets. In the past, there were often crazy situations of overtaking on the monthly ticket list. At this time, ahead of us was... the ceiling, and behind us were indeed powerful enemies. Did they hold up a large wave of monthly tickets to overtake at this time? I don't know. As such an excellent author, who has updated five chapters in seven days... Yes, I really have a lot more, no wonder I am so tired.

Then in the end, I will represent the outstanding people, let me briefly say here

I've stopped updating for the second time, come and fight me!

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Just a joke! Don't really come... cry...

Thank you everyone. Thank you.
Chapter completed!
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