【217】 The princess disguised as a man
Ten minutes were coming soon. Princess Sissi received the maid's return and couldn't help but be so angry that she raised her eyebrows: What a fake excuse, who is not here? Yesterday Kalanka was still negotiating with the Fire Dragon Knights here. In less than a day, she and Zheng will be gone? Vienna is still in a semi-martial law. Xu Jin and not allowed to leave. Can they put on their wings and fly?
It was obvious that they underestimated me, and they must have been hiding behind a window and watching my jokes!
Princess Sissi glared at the tall and majestic Meir Blue Palace in the distance, gritted her silver teeth, turned toward the gate: She decided that she wanted to call the people from the Fire Dragon Knights in. Even if she beat and robbed, even if she completely broke up, she would force the two hateful people out!
Just as Princess Sissi turned around and walked dozens of steps, there was a rustling sound from the dense flower bed next to her, as if something was about to burst out!
Oh... it's not a snake, right?
Princess Sissi was most afraid of the cold and cold-blooded animal. She immediately became so scared that her face was pale and her legs became weak, and she almost fell down.
"Puff, puff, the taste in this flowerbed is really bad, it makes me eat a mouthful of grass! "
The branches and leaves in the flowerbed were pushed apart, and agile figure broke out, jumped to the ground, and his head kept swaying, and his mouth was spitting out "puff puff puff puff puff", as if he was about to spit out all the foreign objects in his mouth.
Seeing that the person rushing out of the flowerbed is not a snake, Princess Sissi breathed a sigh of relief. She thrust her waist and shouted softly: "Who are you? How could she run out of the flowerbed?"
Princess Sissi is now dressed as a standard palace guard, with a slender waist with a knife and a short gun. She subconsciously pulled out the knife, held it with both hands, and aimed it at the figure from afar.
"Oh my god. Don't get me wrong, I'm also a poor person who is lost!"
The figure finally spit out the grass in his mouth, raised his head, revealing an extremely beautiful and sunny oriental face. Needless to say, this person is our Master Long Hao Long.
Long Hao slapped his body and put his hand on the awning to look at the four carriages not far away, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Hehe, this road is not too far away, the princess's carriage is there!"
After saying that, Long Hao ignored Princess Sissi, who was holding the knife next to her, was ready to fight, raised her foot and trotted towards the carriage.
"Wait a minute, you haven't answered my question yet. Who are you? You look for me, I... protect the princess car, what are your intentions?" Princess Sissi saw that Long Hao was about to escape. She quickly shouted: "No, don't run away, otherwise I will fire and shoot!"
While talking, she lowered her head and clumsily untied the gun holster around her waist. However, after working on it for a long time, the short gun was still not pulled out.
Long Hao stopped and turned around in surprise: "Of course I have something to discuss with the princess, by the way. Who are you? What does it have to do with my princess?"
When Princess Sissi saw that Long Hao stopped running, she simply ignored the difficult short gun. She thrust her chest and said proudly: "I, I am Princess Sissi's personal bodyguard. You want to find Your Highness, of course it's my business! Tell me, who are you? Tell you, don't make any mistakes. Otherwise, I am still ambushing a cavalry outside. With a greeting, they will rush in and capture you!"
Long Hao looked at Princess Sissi who was developing full of "chest muscles", and couldn't help but feel funny: Why? Do you think you can become a man by sticking two beards? Hehe, it seems that this handsome little girl is probably the Princess Sissi who is obsessed with Zheng Gongxiao!
Although Princess Sissi was dressed up, her natural beauty was still difficult to hide. Unless she was really blind, it would be difficult to see that the "Palace Guard" in front of her was a daughter. By the way, which man has such white skin?
Tsk, this appearance, if you dress up a little, you won’t be inferior to Sasha!
Long Hao's eyes were swaying, and he put Melissa and Princess Sissi together to score. It turned out that the eldest princess of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, in terms of appearance, was actually of the same level as Melissa!
What's more, Princess Sissi now has tiny fluff under her earlobes, which is obviously a virgin. If she becomes a woman and her charm is completely developed, then her beauty will probably be above Melissa!
This is a peerless beauty! And it is a peerless beauty who is about to bloom but has not yet grown!
Long Hao sighed in his heart. While cursing Zheng Gongxiao's deformed aesthetics, he also brought a little "lucky for being so" to be glad.
"Hmph, why are you blinding your eyes? Are you making any bad ideas?"
Long Hao's strange expression made Princess Sissi very alert. She took a few steps back and was about to call the Flame Dragon Knights to help when she found something was wrong: "Hey, hurry up and report your name, otherwise I will be serious!"
"Oh, it turns out to be the princess's personal bodyguard brother! I'm sober and silly..."
Long Hao's eyes were straight, and his pretty face showed an innocent smile: "Brother Guard, my name is Long Hao, and I am Zheng Gongxiao's good friend!"
"Long...Hao?"
Princess Sissi's brain was temporarily short-circuited by Long Hao's positive smile, and her mind flashed with the idea of 'Why is his smile so beautiful', and then she said, "I haven't heard of this name before, but are you Zheng's good friend? Why haven't I seen you before?"
Princess Sissi was angry that Mr. Zheng was confused about her and refused to do so, but instead hooked up with Kalanka. Therefore, in recent times, she not only came to him every now and then, but also sent someone to collect information about the people around him. Princess Sissi has a good memory and she is sure that the name "Long Hao" is very strange.
"Brother Guard, it's normal for you to have never seen me, because I have just arrived in Vienna for less than two days! Huh, Vienna is a beautiful city, and people living here are happy!"
Long Hao took a breath and praised him, suddenly bent down and showed an unskilled noble etiquette: "Please allow me to formally introduce my other identity. I am the Earl of Beihai, Brother Guard, who was conferred the title of Her Majesty the Queen of England. You should have heard of this name?"
"Earl of Beihai...Earl of Beihai, Earl, ah. I know you, you, you, you, the hereditary count who was canonized by the Queen, and you also have the right to establish a country in the north!"
Princess Sissi frowned her beautiful eyebrows, thought for a while, then clapped her hands and jumped up as if she had discovered a new continent, and said in surprise: "Wow. I didn't expect you to be so young. People in the palace told me that the Earl of Beihai is a very old uncle!"
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Long Hao said it sincerely, and the lies he made up were seamless. At least the Princess Sissi in front of him had already believed it from her expression.
“Useless, useless…”
Princess Sissi raised her waist and yelled at Long Hao like a little skylark: "Go back, the princess won't see you. If we want our princess not to check the inventory of his company, let Zheng come out and ask him to plead with our princess in person! It doesn't work for you to come!"
"Oh, it's not as simple as I expected!"
Long Hao took a few steps back, scratched his head with distress, and said, "Brother Guard, your reaction tells me that Princess Sisi and Gongxiao Zheng should have a big conflict! The people in front of him are quarreling and have a posture of taking action. Otherwise, I wouldn't have taken a shortcut and come to see Princess Sisi from the flowerbed! Oh, can Brother Guard be able to make peace? I can guarantee that as long as the princess is willing to receive me, I will definitely be able to bring out a gift that will relieve her and satisfy her! Haha, I'll just apologize for Gongxiao Zheng!"
"Gift? Earl of North Sea, did you bring a gift?"
Princess Sissi's childlike character is obvious that the "gift" in Long Hao's mouth touched her. Although she didn't think that Long Hao, who "doesn't understand the truth", could bring out any gifts that would relieve her, it shouldn't matter if she took a look?
She looked at Long Hao with hesitation in her expression, suspiciously, and said, "Okay, take out the gift and show it to me first? If it is really that good, I will take you to see our princess!"
"Show you? No, no, the gift I brought is very expensive. Although you look very 'reliable', if you don't see His Royal Highness with your own eyes, I will not take out this gift!" Long Hao glanced at Princess Sissi and shook his head firmly. He knew that his answer would definitely make the princess in front of him more curious.
As expected, Long Hao's simple "playing hard to get" trick really made this Princess Sissi take the bait!
"Who can guarantee that your gift is harmless to the princess?"
In order to satisfy her curiosity, a woman's IQ will explode in an instant. Princess Sissi's dark blue eyes rolled a few times. Then she came up with a trick. She said proudly: "What if your gift is a bomb? If Princess Sissi is injured, I can't afford this responsibility!"
"Bomb? How could it be a bomb?"
Long Hao pretended to be shocked and shook his head repeatedly: "I, Long Hao, is a real nobleman, and the queen also admires me. How could I do such a shameless thing?"
"That's not necessarily!"
Princess Sissi, whose IQ rose sharply, smiled sly, blinked, and said charmingly: "By the way. Earl of Beihai, do you have anything to prove your identity? So far, you said you are Earl of Beihai, and that's just your side, without any valid evidence! A terrifying explosion occurred in Vienna yesterday. As the princess's personal bodyguard, I have reason to suspect that you are the murderer who created the big explosion! Humph, Count, you should check it out for me with a gift, or please show your noble identity certificate!"
Women are indeed the most difficult creature in the world to guess!
Long Hao smiled bitterly in his stomach, "Damn, in order to see the gift, even my young master's identity as an earl... Humph, fortunately, I was prepared for it."
"Brother Guard, it's wrong to suspect a nobleman!"
Long Hao slowly took out a colorful badge from his arms. It was a noble certificate issued to him by Queen Victoria. The Commonwealth logo on it can definitely prove his identity as an English count!
"Hey, he's really a noble..."
After Princess Sissi tested the badge, she was reluctant to return it to Long Hao: "But... even if it is a real noble, it's not OK. Unless you take out a gift and ask me to check it, you still can't see the princess!"
At this moment, Princess Sissi took out her woman's unique skill: cheating!
"Brother Guard, you're too broad-minded!"
Long Hao pretended to be angry, and moved his body and rushed past Princess Sissi's blocking and ran directly to the carriage: "A little guard dares to stop me? My identity has been proven, but what about your identity? Maybe you are the accomplice of the group of explosion madmen! You are just a fake guard!"
Long Hao mocked while running.
"You, you're talking nonsense!"
Princess Sissi's face turned red due to anger. She pulled out the knife from her waist and stabbed Long Hao in the back with anger.
I am a fake guard, but I am a real princess. How could I be a blasting madman? There are no princesses in the carriage now, so I can't let the Earl of North Sea get close to the carriage! Princess Sissi's little head is full of this idea.
Oh, this willful princess, can't tell me it?
Long Hao glanced at the slightest glance. When he saw Princess Sissi's sword, he tried his best. He couldn't help but feel annoyed: I thought you were a silly and cute princess, but it turned out to be an unreasonable and spoiled woman! Lao Zheng doesn't want you, it seems that he has foresight!
Long Hao thought about this, and suddenly stopped, and his wrists pulled, and he brought Princess Sissi who was rushing up to the point of unstable center of gravity. The knife in her hand had already flew out and landed in the flowerbed.
Princess Sissi has less exercise. When she meets Long Hao, she is like a soft persimmon, and she can pinch whatever she wants.
Princess Sissi screamed and her body was already falling into Long Hao's arms.
"Brother Guard, your skills seem to be just too strong!" Long Hao laughed jokingly. The princess's soft body was held in her arms. The touch was really good. Moreover, the uniform of the palace guards perfectly outlined her delicate figure. She should be straight and raised, especially the pair of bulging on her chest, which is so mouth-watering!
Long Hao complained in his stomach: Please, you should be more professional when dressing as a man. You princess, don’t you know what wet cloth strips are stained with water to wrap your pair of babies? It’s so big that as long as you are not a person with water in your head, anyone can see your true gender!
Chapter completed!