【257】Viagra(1/2)
However, Princess Sissi always had a voice in her heart: That young oriental man, that mysterious British royal Count, you can see the wonderfulness by following him, and if you turn around, what awaits you will be the unchanging future and lifeless
Life!
Because of this, Princess Sissi is so persistent. In addition, she has a high-sounding reason in her heart: a coward who can only pretend to be a ghost and make explosives and explode people from a distance, a bad guy, I want to follow you until you expose it.
Ten's lies!
There is only one train from Budapest to Prague every day, and most of the people who come and go are merchants. When merchants have money in their pockets, they will buy a VIP ticket.
No matter what, VIP treatment is always better. Coupled with the chaos in Budapest in the past week (everyone knows the reason), the quiet and safe VIP waiting room has become these businessmen who have a lot of money and have to travel far.
The preferred place.
So, not long after Princess Sissi sat down, the passengers walked into the waiting room one after another. Judging from their clothes, they were all middle and upper-class social classes. Most of the men wore top hats and most of the women wore gorgeous outfits.
After sitting down, the passengers talked in a low voice, and the atmosphere was polite and orderly, without any ridicule.
There are too many people and the green benches are limited, so Princess Sissi can't continue to cross her legs, but she is still very satisfied with the waiting room that is full of harmonious atmosphere in the upper class: Arnold is doing well, and this VIP ticket is worth it.
When it!
You know, when Princess Sissi first came to Budapest, she encountered harassed by the Earth Dragon Gang, and she had a very bad impression of this train station. At this moment, Arnold had done a good thing, which made His Highness the Princess
The feeling of the train station has improved to a certain extent.
Unfortunately, this good feeling did not last long before it was broken. As more and more people were in the waiting room of VIP, some people from all walks of life also appeared, loud noise, crying of young children, and tide clouds.
The smoke and the beautiful girl's smile... began to fill Princess Sissi's six senses.
Princess Sissi frowned her beautiful brows, pinched the civilized stick, and was about to get angry. Fortunately, at this time, the staff at the train station came over with a big bell: "Be careful, pay attention! TK201 to Prague
The train starts checking tickets, please line up!"
Suddenly, the waiting room was in chaos, fighting and scrambling.
After finally queuing up to get into the car, Princess Sissi dusted off the cheesy stains on her body, and found a seat with her cheeks. She didn't have much luggage, just a black suitcase. She didn't put the luggage rack, but
Put it at your feet.
This is a four-person booth. Princess Sissi is by the window, and next to her is a panting, fat-headed and big-eared businessman.
The vulgar businessman made Princess Sisi in a very bad mood, but when she was driving, a young man and woman sat down opposite her, which made Princess Sisi feel depressed.
This is a pair of men and women with a little dissatisfaction. The man looks average and long and thin. The pair's eyes are deep, as if they have not woken up all year round. With their heads down, their eyes will occasionally flash from time to time.
The luster is unpleasant.
The woman looks very beautiful, with a traditional Eastern European beauty's face, white and clean, thin and weak, making people want to pity her at first sight!
To be fair, Princess Sissi has to admit that this Eastern European woman looks just inferior to her, and her timid look makes people afraid of hurting her weak temperament, making Princess Sissi even more
I feel sorry for being unsatisfied.
This pair is clearly not worthy of it!
Princess Sissi was a little upset, so she never left the young man and woman.
Of course, because the man's appearance is difficult to get close to, Princess Sissi's eyes mostly fell on the woman's face.
The train drove for a short while, probably because Princess Sissi's "sharp" eyes were shrugged. The woman gently hit her male companion and whispered something.
"Hey, I said moustache, what are you looking at?"
The gloomy man heard this and immediately raised his head, glared at his eyes with more white eyes than dark eyes, and said fiercely: "This is my fiancée. Look again, be careful that I have dug your dog's eyes!"
That's right, it's really impolite to keep staring at a strange woman like this in Princess Sissi's current men's clothing.
If the person who was scolded at this moment was really a man, he had nothing to say, so he had to avoid it, but... Princess Sissi is not!
And she didn't think it was wrong to take a few more glances: It's funny, I saw you as a princess, you should be proud! Besides, you are so unmatched, it should be my turn to get angry
hair!
"What you spit in your dog's mouth is full of feces, why is it so smelly?"
Princess Sissi slapped her nose and fired back, "Is she your fiancée? Why don't I look like it? Hey, have you used some despicable means to force her?"
Speaking of this, Princess Sissi twisted her neck and said to the woman: "This beautiful lady, don't be afraid. If you have any grievances, just tell me!"
The gloomy man was so angry that he was trembling all over by Princess Sissi's contempt. His fingers trembled and his Adam's apple moved. It seemed that he was out of breath for a while and could not say anything.
It's paralyzed, look at my fiancée, how dare you be so arrogant!?
The fat merchant next to him opened his green bean eyes wide and respected the tough Princess Sissi: "The guy who bought cakes, this young man who looked white and innocent, was so righteous, he was so righteous when he pried someone else's corner in front of him.
How powerful you should be and how rich your background is!!
"I, I don't know you, I..."
The timid woman shrank her body and leaned closer to the gloomy man.
"Don't be afraid. If he dares to threaten you, I will cut his bird and throw it outside the window!"
Princess Sissi seemed to have not heard it, and she was still tempted by her, as if she would not give up until she split the mandarin ducks.
"You dare to cut my...bird?!"
The Yinwu man recovered, but he was almost angry again by Princess Sissi's words: You are here to pry the corner of the wall, it would be fine if you don't feel guilty, but you dare to say it openly to cut my bird?
, How rogue this should be!!
"Stop talking nonsense, I didn't talk to you!"
The gloomy man who was eager to escape even without birds was still said to the timid woman, "Don't be afraid, what's your name? I'll tell you first. My name is Aishli, and it's an imperial palace.
The chief of the palace guard!”
As soon as the words "Captain Guard" were released, the small booth... became quiet immediately!
The young men and women and the fat merchants looked at Princess Sissi in surprise: Your sister, are you the head of the palace guard? You are a lie. The palace is in Vienna, you are not in Vienna. Why do you run to the train to tease the good girl?
?Besides, this car is heading to Prague. Although it will pass by Vienna, it will not stop!
No matter how suspicious it is, however, when Princess Sissi calmly took out a pistol and a wallet with a golden badge, the three of them believed it: Let's not talk about the pistol for now, but the badge is the real Austro-Hungarian Empire Royale
Identity! This little white face is really... the chief guard of the palace?
"Okay, don't make a name for me, this is a confidential task!"
Princess Sissi narrowed her eyes and swept the three people inexplicably in surprise, feeling very proud: Haha, who said I can't go far alone? Look, isn't this going to shock them?
The princess is still very smart!
The pistol was borrowed from Arnold.
The badge wallet is also absolutely authentic. This is prepared by Princess Sissi in front of her home. She has never had the chance to take it out before, but now it comes in handy.
"yes!"
All three nodded, and the fat merchant swallowed even more: OK, I originally wanted to persuade the fight, now, it turns out that it was the palace guards who were doing the business... Oh. Don't be a troublesome thing, put me on
Being involved!
Although Joseph I had poor control over the empire, the Austro-Hungarian Empire nominally managed a huge territory, and the middle and lower classes still had a great sense of awe of the royal family.
"Tell me. What are your names? Yes, it's you two! Fatty, if you didn't ask you, you'd better shut up!"
Princess Sissi was arrogant and began to point fingers, while the fat merchant was pitifully ignored.
"My name is Youli!" said the timid woman.
"My name is Fakeyou!" the gloomy man replied.
"Yulie, Fakeyu, are you really lovers?" Princess Sissi vented just now, and she returned to normal.
“Yes, yes…”
Youli rubbed the corners of her clothes and murmured.
"We are couples who are just like a fake one. Next month, I will marry Youli!" Fakeyu's fire had not yet disappeared, and he said with his deep eyes.
Oh, it’s really flowers put on cow dung!
Princess Sissi saw Youli lowering her head shyly and cried in her heart: But it’s okay, the journey is long, so I tease this young couple on the train, it’s good to pass the time.
Princess Sissi: "Haha, what are you doing in Prague?"
Fakeyu hesitated: "This..."
Princess Sissi: "This is one of the tasks assigned by His Majesty the Emperor. Of course, you can choose not to say it!"
Fakeyu: "…"
Princess Sissi: "Say it, otherwise I have enough reason to suspect that you are spies."
Fakeyu: "!#¥%..."
Youli whispered: "We... are going to work."
Princess Sissi: "What job? Are you two working together? What kind of job is it? Well, these are all the contents of my investigation!"
Fakeyu replied angrily: "Circus! We went to Prague to participate in the performance!"
circus?!
To be continued...