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Spring Festival Brains

"Click",

The key was inserted into the lock, and the sound of the machine spring turning sounded quickly. The girl who was staring at the screen was shocked. She hurriedly put the laptop together and hugged it in her arms, and then her body flashed and disappeared without a trace.

“Come in,”

The door opened, and the young man in a red down jacket walked into the entrance. He said to the two people behind him who were hesitant and curious, "This is where you will live in the next few days."

"Let's say first. We should pay attention to everything. If you come late, then the few people who have already lived here are your seniors! As juniors, you must know how to respect others. The most important thing is not to cause any trouble for me."

Looking at the two people who were expressionless at the door, the young man felt his forehead hurt. It seems that those words were in vain! Thinking of this, he sighed in his heart, and then cheered up: "Don't stand here, come in quickly."

After walking out of the entrance and coming to the living room, the boy's eyes widened little by little, and his mouth opened involuntarily. He stared blankly at the accumulated water from nowhere on the ground, at the books soaked in the water, at the instant noodles buckets that were upside down on the floor and the yellow soup around him.

Especially the coffee tables sank on the ground, the banana peels all over the floor, the beer cans that were stomped, and the suspicious footprints of yellow and black on the sofa, which could be seen by the naked eye, and black air rose from the young man's forehead.

"Gianna!" the young man couldn't help but shout, "Get out!"

The roar kept echoing in the living room. After waiting for a while, the door close to the left inside opened. The girl in her pajamas rubbed her eyes and walked out, yawning while walking, asking, "What's wrong? What happened?"

"You ask me what happened?"

The young man pointed to the messy living room and gritted his teeth and said, "I left for one morning, just one morning!"

"Where is my neat and clean living room? Where is my neatly arranged bookshelf? And my pitiful and innocent coffee table, the TV that cost 4,000 yuan, etc., TV?"

The young man's neck seemed to be rusted. He turned his head little by little and looked at the TV set with sparks and cracks on the screen. He was completely stunned.

Just as Jaina was wondering if the other party was damaged by excessive blows, the young man fluttered to the ground and said sadly in a heart-wrenching voice: "My 4,300 soft sister coins!"

"Gianna, Gianna Prodmore, my god, you second uncle!!!"

...

The poor young man was overly hit. He no longer cared about entering the door and changing his shoes to keep the room clean, nor did he want to pay attention to the neatness or tidyness. He just sat on the sofa so stupidly, holding the dirty pillow with suspicious footprints and was crying without tears.

The door of the bedroom inside was opened again. A middle-aged uncle with a height of around 1.4 meters and a solid body, and a sturdy body, looked like a slutty man walked out. He yawned while walking, asking, "Dear Mr. Landlord, what happened?"

After seeing the situation inside clearly, the middle-aged uncle stopped in place. He looked at the messy living room in disbelief, subconsciously glanced at the few people present, and finally hesitated: "What? Did the typhoon hit here?"

"Speak quietly,"

Secretly glanced at the young man who had no reaction, the girl hurriedly pulled the middle-aged uncle aside: "Well, didn't I drink some beer in the morning? I'm a little unconscious, who knows..."

In the middle-aged uncle's gaze, the girl's voice became lower and lower, and finally she hummed with embarrassment: "Who knew that she drank too much, and then she made the house look like this in a confused way..."

"It's not me who talks about you!"

The middle-aged uncle said with a heartache: "You are not young anymore. You are 17 years old this year. You are still the daughter of General Dalin Proudmore, the heir of Kurtilas, and the senior mage of Dalaran!"

"Look at what you look like? You have such a poor alcohol tolerance, and you are so drunk with three cans of beer. You are the leader of the next generation of the league! With your level, how can we old guys feel at ease to hand over the league to you?"

"Hurry up," the middle-aged uncle persuaded him earnestly: "Hurry up and practice your alcohol tolerance, otherwise I would be embarrassed to take you out to the world in the future."

The girl nodded heavily, then said weakly: "Uncle Magni, you remembered wrongly again. I am only fifteen years old this year, and I am not a senior mage of Dalaran. I am just an ordinary little mage who has just graduated for less than a year..."

After slapping his head, Magni immediately discovered his mistake. The one in front of him and this Jaina is not the Jaina he remembers.

To be precise, this little girl is fifteen-year-old Jaina. She has just left the teacher's teachings and is still working hard in Dalaran, trying to learn and practice various magical knowledge. She has neither killed her father because of the so-called "justice", nor has she occupied Theramore and swayed between the tribe and the alliance. She is just a simple and ordinary little girl.

So after learning about Gianna's specific situation, Magni would be so kind to her and take care of her so much. If it were the scheming woman in later generations, Magni would not have had any good face!

Humph, Ji Biao is Ji Biao. Just standing there and doing nothing will make people unable to help but be wary of it and secretly guard against the every move of this white lotus.

After comparing the situations of the two Jainas, Magni couldn't help but sigh that he did this, but in general, he still hopes to take advantage of the important moment when the girl was not well-educated and was affected by her thoughts, and to lead her into the right path and strive to build a good alliance that serves the people every day.

As for orcs, you will die if you love them. Anyway, only the dead greenskins are good orcs. This is the view of everyone in the entire alliance!

Throwing these messy thoughts behind his head, Magni glanced at the two people standing like pillars not far away, then carefully walked around the garbage and water on the ground, and tried hard to walk towards the refrigerator.

"Let the flame purify everything, die, insects!"

The refrigerator door opened, as expected, a fireball about the size of a marble flew out. He had already prepared his right hand to easily grab the fireball and crush it. Magni said bluntly: "Hey hey hey, let me drink the beer."

"Damn bug, this is the palace for the summer escape of the Fire Demon King Ragnaros. There is no beer you want here!"

A small fireman who was only the size of a palm slap, roared in the refrigerator, waving his weapons, "If you dare to disturb me, dwarf, I will let you feel the true power of the Savron flame!"

After scanning the refrigerator that was indeed without beer, McGonie felt disappointed and had finished drinking the beer again. What should I do?

Otherwise, I would pick up the half bottle of Erguotou thrown in the corner and drink it? As soon as this thought arose, Magni couldn't help but tremble. The King of the Mountains was on it. Before coming here again, Magni never knew that there would be such a terrifying spirit in the world. Red Star Erguotou, 56°, that was simply not wine, it was burning magma!

Magni, who tasted this kind of spirit for the first time, suffered a great loss. He claimed that he would not fall into a thousand cups. He drank all over Kazmodan and was completely drunk after pouring two taels. So much so that what happened that night had no memory in his mind. When he woke up, he saw Erguotou drooling while still feeling scared and dared not try it easily.

By the way, when Magney came, there was a three-million air conditioner in the living room of the house. But when he got drunk, huh, there was nothing there.

Bang! The refrigerator door was closed with force, which also made Magni wake up from the slap. He couldn't help but grab his head with messy hair, and then muttered in a low voice: "Grandma's legs, a little flame, that's awesome! If I hadn't been able to do it here, I would have let you see the power of the dwarf!"

Speaking of this little flame, Magni felt like laughing. This guy claimed to be Ragnaros, the Lord of Fire Elements, and the leader of the Fire Source. When he first came, he was so arrogant that he seemed to be like a Waner Bahasaki, and he didn't even look at someone directly.

Then two days later, the guy was in a nasty way. He shouted that it was too hot every day and couldn't stand it. He wandered around the room and said that he wanted to find a place to escape the heat. In the end, the owner of the house had no choice but to pick and let him live in the refrigerator.

Magni once heard the owner of the house say that heating is in winter, heating is too hot, and drinking beer with bare arms outside the snow house. He didn't understand what it means. Anyway, the house is a little hot, and sometimes he can't stand it, and the heavy snow outside the house evokes homesickness from time to time.

Really, I really miss the Iron Fort standing among the snow-capped peaks, I miss the generous and hospitable people, especially the family members, whose voices, appearances and smiles appear before my eyes from time to time.

Moaila, my daughter, are you missing your father at this moment?

Magni's heart couldn't help but feel softer, and a happy smile subconsciously appeared on his face, but it faded shortly after it appeared, and turned into a sigh.

It has been almost half a year since he came to this world, but Magni felt that it was almost as long as more than ten years. When he first came, he counted the days with his fingers, and calculated day by day when he could go back. But now, alas, it would be better if he didn't mention it!

Holding this sudden melancholy in his heart, Magni squinted his eyes at the closed refrigerator again, and then curled his lips disdainfully: "A fire element that is afraid of heat, cut, funny guy."

Turning around and walking to the aisle, looking at the two people standing quietly in the same place again, Magni greeted very happily: "Hey, newcomer, you two can sit casually, don't be polite, just treat this place as your own home."

Scandaling his eyes and sitting on the sofa, still immersed in the blow and never came back to his senses, Magni shook his head, and then said, "Don't pay attention to him, this guy is like this. He always comes this time every now and then. You will naturally get used to it after staying here for a long time."

"My name is Magni*Bronzebeard, a bronze beard dwarf, an Iron Fortress from Kazmodan. It has been about half a year since I came to this world. Oh, by the way, what are your names?"

Looking at the two people who were indifferent and unresponsive, Magni said to himself, "Speak up and know each other, maybe we have heard of each other, but we have never seen a real person."

"Besides, we will always be in this world for a while. Whether as friends or family, we will meet honestly sooner or later!"

It seemed that Magni's true words touched the two people. He stood on the left, his whole body was wrapped in black fog, and only a pair of eyes shook slightly, and said in a low and hoarse voice with a hint of strange echo: "How long do we want to stay here?"

Shrugging, Magni spread his hands and said casually: "I don't know, it seems to be up to everyone!"

"It depends on the person?" Hearing this unexpected answer, the figure on the right, who was also wrapped in black fog, couldn't help but ask: "What does this mean? Do we want to stay here for the rest of our lives?"

"This is indefinite!"

Walking to one side of the living room, he easily hooked up the solid wood chair with a thick finger, and sat down in front of the two of them, he said carelessly: "I have seen someone who leaves for three or five days, such as the strange guy who looks strange, has a strange personality, and is still sacred all day long and tells me what kind of Zerg Queen is."

"Some people left after two or three months. He was also a strange guy. He came later. After I heard that the Zerg queen was here, he kept beating her chest and stamping her feet and howling, saying that she missed it and would not love her anymore. I was wrong, and so on. It was really puzzling."

"Of course there are people who haven't left. For example, I have been here for more than half a year and have no letter at all," McGonie sighed. "I guess I'll stay for a while."

"Oh by the way, by the way, before I came, I heard that the person who lived here had been for three years and eight months. He had to stay until he died, but later, somehow, he asked him to go back."

"Wait, you just said Jim Renault had been here?"

The figure on the right could no longer remain calm. She strode to Magni, bent down and asked aggressively, "There is that bitch, that bastard, Kellygan, who has been here too?"

Magni did not care about the offense of the figure. He grabbed his head and thought seriously. After a moment, he hesitated: "What is the name of that human being, and as for the Zerg Queen, I don't know much about this."

"By the way, it seems to be called this name!"

Magni, who suddenly remembered a certain plot, slapped his thigh and said suddenly: "I vaguely remember that once he got drunk, he seemed to have called this name, Sarah Kellygan, yes, that's it!"

The figure slowly stood up straight, and she gritted her teeth and whispered fiercely: "Sarah Kellygan, you shameless bitch, bastard, even becoming a bedbug, you want to seduce him!"

"And you, Jim, I can't compare to that disgusting bastard? What made you miss her all the time? I really love you, and I even betrayed the empire for you. Have you forgotten that night and my tenderness to you..."

Subconsciously moved the chair under his butt back. McGonie didn't want the only chair to turn into garbage. He had seen it several times with his own eyes, and every time he was unlucky, it was innocent furniture.

only...

He looked at the figure with a black air that was almost like the words "Don't mess with me". Magney's doubts continued to rise, and he finally couldn't help but ask, "Well, do you know Jim Renault?"

"Know!" He glanced at Magni, and the figure nodded heavily, and said with a sneer: "Of course I know! I can recognize that unfaithful man who was killed by a thousand swords, even if he turned into ashes!"

"Renault, why do you stay with that bug? It's clear that the person you love the most is me! Is it because I'm not gentle enough..."

Looking at the figure who was reeling from self-pity, Magni said with a hint of excitement here: "Since you know each other, you must know who Nova is?"

"Nova?" The figure suddenly stood there in a daze. She suddenly raised her head and looked at Magni with bright eyes: "What did you say just now? Where did you hear this name?"

"Renault told me!"

"Really?" The figure rushed to Magni again, and she asked repeatedly with surprise in her eyes: "Has he really mentioned Nova?"

He nodded heavily, shook his head hesitantly. In the expectant eyes of the figure, Magni scratched his head and said, "After drinking too much that night, Renault also called another person's name. I remember it very clearly. The name is Nova, and I called it about eighty or ninety times!"

"I knew, I knew that Renault was not that kind of person!" The figure said excitedly: "I knew he would not forget me!

"By the way," he asked quickly when he remembered another figure, "Where is Kellygan? How many times have he called Kellygan's name?"

"1198 times!" Magni replied without hesitation: "You don't know how bad Renault's wine is. That guy was drunk and was so crazy that he shouted this name for half a night, which made me unable to sleep in the middle of the night... "

Speaking of McGonie, he looked at Erguotou again with lingering fear, and sweared in his heart that no matter how much alcohol addiction is, he would never touch this thing, and he really couldn't stop him!

The atmosphere suddenly became solidified, and after a moment, the figure completely broke down. She waved her hands hysterically and kept whispering with a broken smile: "Very good, very good, you guys and women, I want to kill you, kill you!!"

He couldn't help but move the chair back again until he leaned against the wall and could not retreat. Only then did Magni stop uneasily. He felt as if he had caused a big disaster, and seemed to have said something about some taboos.

Thinking of this, Magnie coughed lightly, and with the idea of ​​ease the atmosphere, he said to another figure: "Hey man, haven't you said who you are yet?"

The figure stood silently. Just as Magni was wondering if this guy was a little difficult to communicate, the black fog wrapped around the figure dissipated little by little. Then a handsome man with white hair and a trace of melancholy appeared in front of several people. He smiled gently at the shocked Jaina opposite, and then said softly: "Long time no see, Uncle Magni!"

"Alsace!"
Chapter completed!
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