Chapter 10 You are delicious
"What hall is Bao?"
"Bao'an Hall!"
"What immortal?"
"Xu Xian, Xu Hanwen, Qiantang County!"
This is so fucking embarrassing. As soon as the front foot was about to talk about the Legend of White Snake, the head of the back foot appeared in front of you. You can't even ignore it.
Master Zhang felt a headache. No wonder this man and woman looked a little kind-hearted. Aren’t these Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen in the legend of the new White Snake?
There are rumors in the world that there are three men who are the most for the sake of their success. One has slept with fairies, the other dares to have a sun snake, and the last one is even more powerful. They don’t even let the ghost go, so they ask if you are afraid.
I was afraid of it, but after all, I had traveled through several worlds and saw the world. The World Trade Center had blew up the building and showed my legs in front of the Titans. I was once the overlord of a world. I really don’t know how to write this word "fear".
It was just a bit painful, and I was convinced that this open mouth was about to come to whatever I said. Fortunately, it was my own, so I had to shave a few big ears.
After the pain, I couldn't help but think about it more. Bai Suzhen was a snake spirit, and there was a Guanyin of the South China Sea. Now there were monsters with Bodhisattvas. Will the gods and Buddhas all over the sky be far away? Maybe they were hiding in an invisible place, eating popcorn and watching jokes!
I'll take a break, this world is so dangerous! I can't afford to offend you. Ordinary people like me can easily kill you if you stand up. People don't fight with immortals, Buddhas and demons. I'm just here to take a long vacation to nourish your body. We don't have to do anything against the rivers, and it's best not to talk to each other until we die!
Making up his mind, a smile appeared on Mr. Zhang's face. It was as bright as it would be. It only made people feel a gentle breeze: "Oh, it turns out that it is Xu Xian, Doctor Xu, Hello, you are, you have been admired for a long time, oh, I guess this is Mrs. Zun? It's so delicious..."
"You...you..."
Eating is actually just a kind of meaning, but who made the Chinese characters profound and profound? The general public gave it a new meaning? Xu Xian was obviously thinking wrongly. He was so angry that he smoked and couldn't even speak incompletely. He pointed at Master Zhang and said for a long time. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said over and over again: "Shameless, shameless..."
The white snare next to him turned red. The Zhang family is very famous in Suzhou Prefecture. The old lady of the Zhang family had just seen him. She was an old man who was wise and understanding of human nature. But what kind of guy in this mansion is, she is just a disciple and a slutty playboy.
Young Master Zhang felt wronged. He originally wanted to praise the beauty of this White Snake, and by the way, he praised Xu Xian for marrying a beautiful lady. Who knew that if he accidentally said what he said in his heart, now he will offend the person to death.
However, this White Snake really gives people a delicious feeling! Mr. Zhang couldn't help but think that the tempting fragrance I smelled earlier has now found the main owner, which was floating from Bai Suzhen. It was also strange. After eating just now, why did you feel hungry again for no reason?
The atmosphere was a bit weird at the moment. Master Zhang was acting like a hooligan. The maids were blushing. The shy and timid eyes seemed to drip water. As for Cui'er, who was in charge of the business, she looked shocked at this time. There was also Mrs. Zhao who had just started, with her eyes wide open, so shiver: The monster seemed to be very angry. It's great. Get it quickly, get it quickly...
Unfortunately, she was destined to be disappointed. Bai Suzhen had been practicing for thousands of years. Although she only went down the mountain to find Xu Xian to repay her kindness two years ago, she had already had a deep understanding of the various aspects of the world. Not to mention anything else, she had seen many disciples like Master Zhao. There were countless people who were greedy for beauty and wanted to be frivolous. In the past, she had to secretly cast spells and punish her.
However, this Zhang Mansion is different from his family, and this eldest young master Zhang is also different from others. After entering the Zhang Mansion, the sixth Ding, sixth Gorges and the twelve divine generals, the City God ordered the divine beasts to be kept in the house, which made Bai Suzhen secretly shocked. The family's great business is only of this benefit, regardless of whether it is useful or not, as long as the rumors can be used to ensure safety in the house, I will worship them one by one.
The shemale demons cannot go together, and the god demons cannot coexist. In the end, we must take action. The two sides did not use their full strength, so they could pass the opportunity. Before retreating, the God of Jiawu warned: "Bai Suzhen, although you have followed the will of heaven, you must also understand the rules of the world. We don't care about anything else. If you dare to hurt the master of this family, I will definitely chase you to the ends of the world, and your soul will be scattered!"
Bai Suzhen hurriedly thanked and thanked all the gods for their kindness. Although it is true that they can win and lose, there is no need. She is here to repay her kindness, not to destroy the family and harm human life. She is willing to lose everything.
Thinking of this, Bai Suzhen only hoped to complete the task and leave the Zhang family quickly. Regardless of whether her husband Xu Xian was willing or not, Yingying gave a gift and said, "Mr. Zhang, I am a good medical skill, so I was invited by the old lady to treat Mr. Zhang. I also asked my son to sit down and stretch out my hand and let me take my pulse and ask me to have a diagnosis."
Zhang Da Shao was relieved when he heard this, and was afraid that he would say something offending again. He immediately nodded and agreed, "Yes, yes, yes, the most important thing is to see a doctor!" After saying that, he stretched out his right hand, and before Bai Suzhen could approach, he remembered another person and hurriedly said, "Wait!"
Bai Suzhen's face became a little ugly. She thought that Mr. Zhang was going to make something wrong again, but she heard him say, "Well, men and women don't get married. I'm a married man, so let your husband Xu Xian come!"
Not only Bai Suzhen, but even Xu Xian looked surprised when he heard this. This eldest young master Zhang was obviously a shameless lustful person. He was still teasing someone else's wife just now. Why did he suddenly become serious now as if he had become a different person?
However, this proposal was right, and Xu Xian was really worried that Young Master Zhang would touch his pulse. He immediately stepped forward and whispered to Bai Suzhen: "Madam, let me do it. You can go to the side for a while."
In an instant, the entire pavilion became bright and gorgeous, but Bai Suzhen smiled. The charm between her eyebrows made her heart sway. No matter men or women, they looked straight at it. However, this smile made Young Master Zhang very unhappy. Damn it, a damn dog man and woman, who showed off their dog food in broad daylight, had no human nature at all!
"Young Master Zhang, please extend your left hand over!"
Similarly, Xu Xian was also disliked by Young Master Zhang, but he was disliked by the eyes. This medical ethics was really nothing to say. Once he entered the state, he became a person, serious and serious.
After a long time, Xu Xian took back his right hand, pondered silently, Cui'er was anxious, and was afraid that he would suddenly disturb the doctor's thoughts, so he stood aside and was anxious.
"Young Master Zhang, your illness..."
"Hey, Dr. Xu, don't scare me!"
As we grow older, the abscess caused by the loss of souls has also weakened. We once couldn't wake up a few times in a year, but now we have been cured thousands of times. At least once in the past two months, it was the day of our wedding.
Xu Xian's appearance was very suspicious, which made Young Master Zhang think something was wrong with his body. He didn't feel that there was something wrong, but he was not a professional person. He didn't see the doctor and stopped talking now. Could it be that he had reached the point of eating whatever he wanted?
Cui'er next to her was obviously frightened, and looked at Xu Xian with unconscious eyes. She suddenly burst into tears and said, "No, no, you quack doctor must have read it wrong. The young master is so good, he won't...No..."
"What did you see wrong!"
Xu Xian was very dissatisfied. To be honest, he said that he looked down on his medical skills. To be honest, he didn't trust him. He also saw that Cui'er was a delicate girl's house, otherwise he had to make a good argument.
It was Bai Suzhen who knew her husband and moved her heart and asked, "Mr. Zhang's abscess is cured?"
"Yes, they are really strange, and they don't even have to finish their words."
"Okay, okay?" Cui'er looked dull and still felt disbelief: "That's good?"
"That's right, Mr. Zhang's face is rosy and healthy, his pulse is strong and powerful, and he has no illness at all. If he doesn't believe it, he can ask other doctors to come to the homepage for a diagnosis and say goodbye!"
This farewell was so cool. Doctor Xu left even more casually, but he didn't know how shocked his words were. The pavilion was so quiet that it seemed that he could hear a needle falling.
"Young Master, your illness...your illness..."
Cui'er covered her mouth and said that the young master was cured. This was obviously a great joy, but her heart was so upset that she felt as if she was about to lose something precious. She had a smile on her face and tears couldn't stop flowing down, and she laughed and cried.
Zhang Dashao was a little embarrassed. He didn't expect Cui'er to become like this. He wanted to walk over and comfort her, but the problem was that there was a woman next to him, a woman who had been married for a few days, his nominal wife, the future hostess of the Zhang family.
Even if his emotional intelligence is low, he knows that he cannot comfort another woman in front of one woman. Besides, his identity is different. Zhao Qi is the master Cui'er and a servant. If he does this seriously, Cui'er will definitely not have any good results in the future. He may be like the one written in that novel, and he will eventually be sunk into a well.
"Cui'er, calm down, you must be calm! Come on, inhale, exhale; inhale, exhale, yes, that's it..."
Seeing Cui'er gradually calm down, Mr. Zhang breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at his wife, feeling a little unhappy. What did Zhao Qi think? Her husband and other women were flirting with each other, and they didn't show any signs at all. He felt like he was nothing. He said that this brain circuit was a bit too clear, right?
He glanced at Mr. Zhang, Zhao Qi couldn't get up any more. The fairy came and the fairy left again. He was crazy. The purpose of coming was to treat people. Has your head been clamped by the door? Is there any law of nature? Is there any kingly law? If you don't eat people or harm people, are you still a fairy?
The more I thought about it, the more I became unwilling to give up. I finally encountered such an opportunity, but I met a fairy who did not follow the routine. Zhao Qi was so angry that she was helpless and aggrieved: "You bully me, even the fairy dared to bully me..."
Nothing in this Zhang Mansion could escape the old lady's eyes. Not long after, she learned everything that happened in the pavilion, including what bastard words her grandson said at that time, and what expressions did Dr. Xu and his wife do.
This White Snake is indeed a rare and strange woman. The old lady thought to herself that she was not only beautiful but also her medical skills were even more amazing. Unfortunately, she was already married. Otherwise, her grandson would like her and she could be taken into the mansion as a concubine.
There is also the Xu Xian, Wen Ruyu, who doesn’t look like a doctor, but she looks like a scholar. Yao'er is also a childless person, but Dr. Xu will inevitably feel unhappy. Forget it, it can be considered a good relationship. Let me, the grandmother, compensate my grandson for her grandson.
"Mom Wang, please ask the butler to seal ten taels of silver later and bring some gifts to Bao'an Hall, and say that I, the old woman, thank him."
"Okay lady."
"Also, later, you go to Dongge in person and tell the young master the servants and maids around him, keep your mouth tighter, no one can tell you about the young master's illness! Keep a close eye on me. If there are any rumors, those who should be expelled from the mansion will be expelled from the mansion, and those who should be killed by the mansion will be killed by the mansion!"
It’s nothing to be expelled from the mansion. It’s not easy to do it by sticking out. If a person dies, the government must ask questions. Even if this person is a death contract and commits any money-related murder, it should be the head of the mansion who sent someone to arrest and interrogate. The master must never use lynching.
But Wang Ma didn't care. In the Zhang family, the old lady was the biggest, and the government couldn't take care of it! Besides, as the old lady's personal maid, to say something disrespectful, the wife of the Zhang family, Zhang's mother may not know much about her. She naturally understood why the old lady did this.
"Madam, please watch it, keep an eye on it myself, and you will definitely not be able to get any news out!"
"Of course, that's the best, okay, go and do it!"
Chapter completed!