Chapter 178 The Battle of Bison Valley (4)
The officer who bet with Wu Yonglin came from a small tribe in Tubo. Because there were very few communication between tribes, let alone marriage, there were countless examples of marriage between close relatives. According to Darwin's Theory of Evolution, the consequences of doing so were often the birth of more and more low-IQ children. I heard that the invisible and intangible things like IQ are hereditable. This officer, his biological father is a fool. It is only because of his noble identity that he has the same status as a normal Tubo intimate relatives who have very few chances to be born. What else can we ask for him? Tubo has a total limbs and a simple mind, which has become an indisputable fact.
However, as the ruler of the Tsomuhun, King Yundan, and the other two kings, they adhered to the natural law of survival of the fittest, and were generally "terrorists" from the intellectual group. Why are they called fear? Take the reincarnated living Buddhas in later generations for example. Their profound knowledge and unique insights are often even worse than Wu Yonglin.
As a special habit, Zhimacuo is even more of the elite. Unfortunately, he was wrong, but he didn’t make Wu Yonglin very passive and embarrassed?
Just like the truth that wealth is in the hands of a few people, the smart people in Tubo were born in the aristocratic class, while the herdsmen and farmers at the bottom were very simple, and they could even be said to have not been civilized. The chief was born in an uncivilized tribe, which made Wu Yonglin meet the dead mouse.
Not long after Wu Yonglin left the Tubo military camp that had just given him abundant supplies, he was surrounded by fire on all sides, and there were more than one fire point. The felt tents were originally flammable. After a gust of wind, the felt tents that were originally white clouds were burned.
The woman who was originally snatched from the leader in front of him was also burned to death, but he felt a sense of relief. This kind of woman who was like a wolf and a tiger would one day take her life. Now that she left, she would be relieved.
When Mao Zixing, Zhou Xun, Yue Fei, Ribagu and others looked at Wu Yonglin who had been waiting for a long time and smiled at them, they wanted to go up and kiss the boy hard. This time, not only solved the food for their own people, but also brought them war horses that could charge. After the yaks were killed, the horns, cow tendons, and cow leather were all key materials for making bows and arrows and cow leather armor, which made these people more confident in the upcoming war.
Looking at Yue Ling'er with a dark face, Wu Yonglin's heart, which had originally collapsed, still softened. He took out a sweat towel from his arms and prepared to come over to help Yue Ling'er wipe off the stains on his face.
At the beginning, Yue Ling'er was grateful to think that Wu Yonglin might have forgiven her like this. When she smelled the disgusting sour smell, she finally shouted: "Do you have to be so disgusting to me to make you feel better?"
Yue Ling'er, who was full of grievance, ran away with grievance, leaving Wu Yonglin who was unknown to be alone.
When Wu Yonglin accidentally put the sweat towel beside his nose, he realized the whole story. When he fell with the Tubo people, he was already soaked in sweat. As the sweat towel in his arms, it was naturally full of his unique masculinity and the unpleasant sour smell of sweat drying on it. He was almost vomited by himself. What's more, Yue Ling'er, who had a gap with him, wanted to reconcile with the other party, added a little resentment.
You must be tough on women, otherwise how can you show your masculinity? When Wu Yonglin rode "Chasing Clouds" and was about to hug Yue Ling'er on the horse, the angrily Yue Ling'er ran away.
Wu Yonglin persisted and followed her around her relentlessly. Finally, Yue Ling'er was finally angry. She actually pulled out the sword in her arms and threatened Wu Yonglin: "My aunt is angry, get out of here."
"Do you want to fight? Come on, come on, come on, come on, I will accompany you. I haven't had enough of those people just now, but I declared in advance that weapons are not allowed." Wu Yonglin remembered the sword that made him feel scared. In fact, he was even more worried that his croaker would suffer. After all, the sword has no eyes. If it is really injured by accident, it will be a loss.
In this way, Yue Ling'er threw the sword aside and used the "Wing Chun" boxing technique that had been mastered, and had a seemingly farce showdown with Wu Yonglin.
The other people next to him had already driven the sheep, yak, and horses. The few people were not in good hands at all to take care of these horses, cows and sheep. There was no leisure to watch the couple here. They believed that with his personal ability, this shopkeeper Wu would gradually turn this "martial arts drama" into a "romance drama" or even turn it into a "bed scene", so there was no need for them to be someone else's light bulb next to them. The voltage between them would burn people.
Unlike Yue Ling'er's "carrying sheep and horse", Wu Yonglin took a wrestling position and was jumping there. Yue Ling'er's heart was so angry that she had nowhere to vent her heart. Seeing that Wu Yonglin was coming, she was ready to show no mercy.
With a "two fists going out to sea", Yue Ling'er's fist was like lightning, with the mighty force she was proud of, she decided to take a pre-control. But at this moment, Wu Yonglin showed a strange smile. He stopped his swaying left and right like a tumbler, and confidently pulled out the sour sweat towel that Yue Ling'er had just escaped from his arms, and then clamped it into a lump under his armpit, covered his face and threw it over to Yue Ling'er.
Yue Ling'er, who was fascinated by the beauty, did not expect Wu Yonglin to take this move. She hurriedly bent backwards to avoid the blow that made her stomach surging just now. It was estimated that Wu Yonglin lifted her slender waist, then carried it on his shoulder, and slapped her hard on her butt, muttering: "You dare to hit your husband, you are quite brave. Do you dare to do it in the future?"
Yue Ling'er's stubbornness also came up. She slid her body towards Wu Yonglin's back and used her way to help her to do it. She also came on Wu Yonglin's butt. After the beating, she smiled for no reason. Because there was a big gap near Wu Yonglin's butt. People in this era would not wear underwear, so they directly exposed Wu Yonglin's two white butt eggs. Yue Ling'er, who was like a ghost, didn't know what she was thinking at this moment. In order to understand her, she directly bit Wu Yonglin's butt with silver teeth.
Chapter completed!