Chapter 406: A Woman's Mind
The white ape was born with a good skin, and was born to make people see a certain kind of superior social attributes. When Wu Yonglin found those three women, he was completely useless. How could those women with a good mind not see his dazzling future? This world that seems to be a world that does not respect martial artists, but the white ape who practices martial arts with qi is a scarce product of this world, and it is becoming more and more precious.
The harsh living environment has created the shining white ape now. Wu Yonglin didn't know if his old man had ever guided this kid in every move, or the old man's original intention was a way of a laity.
The great way is simple, all laws are united, man follows the earth, the earth follows the sky, the sky follows the Tao, and the Tao follows nature.
The best proof of this is the set of five animal plays created by Hua Tuo of the Three Kingdoms: one is a tiger, two is a deer, three is a bear, four is ape, and five is a bird. It also eliminates diseases and sharpens the feet to guide the feet. If the body is unhappy, it plays a bird play, and it is pleasant and sweats. Because it is covered with powder, the body is light and wants to eat. It is generally implemented, and it is over 90 years old, with smart ears and eyes, and firm teeth.
Later, during the Southern and Northern Dynasties, Tao Hongjing recorded in his "Record of Prolonging Nature and Life" in more detail: "The tiger opera is located on the ground with his limbs, throws three in front, but throws two in front, and pulls two in waist, and leans his feet to the sky, and then returns to the distance. The deer opera is located on the ground with his limbs, and turns his neck back, and looks back, three on the left and two on the right, stretching his feet, and stretching and contracting. The bear opera is standing with his hands and holding his knees, raising his head, raising his left and right, squatting on the ground, and holding his hands with his left and right The earth. Ape plays the man climbing objects and hangs themselves, stretching their bodies, and 177 on the upper and lower parts, 77 on the left and right sides, 7 on the left and right hands, 7 on the head. The man plays the man stands his hands, raises his feet, stretches his arms, raises his eyebrows and swells, 27 on each, sits and stretches his feet, holds his feet and 7 on each, and 7 on each of the two arms. The five animal tricks are used to make it work, and sweats are used to apply powder to the body, eliminates grain and food, and improves energy, eliminates all diseases, and can survive and prolongs life.
A giant suddenly emerged from the deep mountains like the White Ape, is the master of this kind of Taoist nature. If God had not met Wu Yonglin by chance, this man with no mind maturer than a teenager, would have taken a path in the end, even Wu Yonglin could not imagine.
Pushkin once said: "It doesn't matter to be a master before failure. In front of failure, everyone is an ordinary person."
He lamented the wasted time of the years. When he came to this new world from later generations, he was just thirty years old. If he counted at that age, he was now thirty-five. One could not be young or old. However, he had experienced all kinds of hardships that a person might not experience in his lifetime. Instead, he felt that such a life was perfect.
Wu Yonglin's current appearance is not likable at all, and may even make him feel fearless and deterred when he first saw his face. A lucky person who crawled back to the world several times from the gate of hell has become the most obvious mark of his walking in the world. There is a deep scar on his right face, extending from one eyelid to his jaw. When Dong Fazhen suggested that he could help him use a delicate "badger" skin that was almost extinct and used some kind of fish glue to cover his original face, Wu Yonglin made a request that was almost evil, and one ugly person would cover up a hundred ugly face. It would be better that his fake face would be the more ferocious as possible. If Wu Yonglin threw away his hat and showed it to others with his true face, he would probably have escaped.
The woman Dan Tai Yuping is an alien. The only strange woman that this woman could still smile when Wu Yonglin took off her hat. Wu Yonglin knew that the woman's expression was gloating at that time, and she would come to the throbbing and ugly face of the thrilling and ugly face that made her feel physically and mentally happy. However, when she arrived today, it was already deserted and it had already passed the supper time.
"Is there anything to eat? Am I hungry?" When Dan Tai Yuping walked into Wu Yonglin's room, he was stunned by the words, and the two looked at each other for a full three seconds.
Due to shortage of supplies, people in this world often eat two meals a day. The original "eat enough early, eat well in the middle, eat less at night" has become "eat less in the morning, not at noon, eat more at night". At noon, I rarely see restaurants open at noon, so the afternoon meal often starts to eat very early, and eat a lot, and fat meat is the favorite of these people, such as Su Dongpo, Su Shi, Yue Fei, and Bao Zheng, all of them are big fat people. (See "Song Dynasty Dinner")
"Yes, what do you want to eat?" Although Wu Yonglin knew that the chef of Zhuangyuan Building had probably gone to have fun, he was not troubled by small things like cooking one or two side dishes. What's more, the food he usually eats was completely cooked by him, and he couldn't get used to the particularly greasy fat meat.
“Are there any beans stir-fried beans with beef?”
"You can have it." Wu Yonglin didn't mind using some unique skills to please the beautiful woman in front of him who was a bit shameless, although this behavior was a bit shameless.
"It's true that there is, there is nothing, what does it mean that there is something?"
Wu Yonglin ignored the doubts in Dan Tai Yuping's eyes and had already rushed to the kitchen where Dan Tai Yuping might have never been. With a flash of effort, a plate of fried bean shredded beans that almost made Dan Tai Yuping swallow the water and fragrance of the beef fried beans that were all in full bloom were presented in front of her.
"You fry it? It looks good, but I don't know if it can be eaten."
"You try it first, I'll serve you a bowl of soup."
When Wu Yonglin returned to the room with a bowl of vegetarian soup, the originally full of beef shredded beans had been wiped out, the plate was cleaner than a face, and the other party seemed to be unsatisfied. But Dan Tai Yuping was ashamed to speak out his true thoughts in his heart and murmured: "It tastes okay. Come and get me a plate every day in the future, and I will come to you for dinner."
"This is not very good, right? I'm still a hero no matter what. It would be a bit too much for you to let me be a chef."
"You just leave the beatings to me in the future. I'll help you to clean up those ugly guys."
Wu Yonglin deeply realized the famous saying of "eating short-mouthed". A person who was almost picky about being against him and wanted to pick on tofu was actually beaten by his own plate of home-cooked beef shredded beans. He sighed incredibly tentatively: "That's not good."
"Mother-in-law, are you still a man? This matter is settled. In the future, a plate of beef stir-fried bean shredded beans should be beaten up."
"Then, how many plates of beef fried shredded beans are needed for a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy to beat her up?"
Dan Tai Yuping seemed to smell a conspiracy, but she still said it confidently: "Who? I'll beat her up now."
Of course, Wu Yonglin pointed his hand straightforwardly at the Dan Tai Yu Bottle who was unforgettable for beef fried bean shredded. He grasped the right amount of the heat of the praise and the stick. However, when the other party gave a nearly cheating expression, he had to admit that from ancient times to the present, women's swearing is indeed endless.
Chapter completed!