Several families were happy and sad. Yuedi Castle, where the banquet was held, became a sea of ​​joy. After Wu Yonglin taught everyone a set of rock-scissors and chickens that combine learning and entertainment, there were originally some concerns. The Han people were free from the barriers of each other and participated in the ranks of eating meat in the best state. They just sat upright and looked at each jar of blood and treasured each jar for a long time. Even the legendary jar of the oldest "flower wine" was pulled out by the wine insect named Han Shizhong, and Da Yuedi had the intention to hit the wall.

However, Wu Xiaodao's table seemed a little out of place with the lively atmosphere around him. Wu Xiaodao, who had been stern, was almost crazy about this forced marriage. He was more frustrated with his father Wu Yonglin who had not seen him for many days. Xiao Yue'e, who sat side by side with her contract, seemed to have changed her current person. Since she heard that Wu Xiaodao's father solved the fourth problem, she was as shy as a little woman. She heard that her future father-in-law would allow her to sit in Wu.

When Xiaodao participated in this wedding banquet, she kept walking with her feet. The bird stayed on the side of Wu Xiaodao, and kept holding all kinds of delicacies on the table into Wu Xiaodao's bowl. For fear that the other party would not be enough, Wu Xiaodao, who was not grateful, gave Xiao Yue'e's affection completely cheaper to the two big eagles behind him who were like an iron guard protecting him. She loved the house and the black ones. Seeing the two big birds swallowing, Xiao Yue'e was not angry, and she still smiled and did everything she could with all her heart and responsibility.

"Do you know? My dad said that we are engaged. If you think we are not suitable in the future, you can divorce me and look for your own happiness."

When Xiao Yue'e heard the words "divorce" that she had never heard of, she seemed a little confused, but with her cleverness and some kind of pride on Wu Xiaodao's face, she still knew the meaning of these two words. She was absent-minded and asked in a cold manner, "You really want to go to the mountains with Uncle Du to learn skills? I heard that there are many poisonous insects and beasts in their field. If you go like this, I won't feel at ease. Why don't I accompany you? As the saying goes, marry a chicken, marry a dog, and I will go wherever you go."

"It is not convenient for you to go by a woman."

"Sister Ruolan also wants to follow Uncle Wu Xi to study medicine. I'm going, and I happen to have a companion with her."

"This is perfect." Wu Ruolan, who was a bridesmaid at the same table, quickly agreed. Xiao Yue'e and Wu Ruolan felt a sense of closeness that they had met too late in the past half day. At the beginning, it was naturally not ruled out that Xiao Yue'e had the utilitarian intention to please each other. However, after discovering that the Wu siblings were ignorant, she also treated Ruolan with a sincere heart. The two were already in the same spirit and soon they fought fiercely. Wu Xiaodao was deeply dissatisfied with the rebellion of his sister Ruolan on the table.

It was precisely because of Wu Xiaodao's abnormality that everyone was embarrassed. But this was also a fault that Wu Yonglin taught him a lot of theories about free marriage in advance. Naturally, he was not even prepared to give his father a face for such arranged marriages. But now the power of life and death is with Wu Yonglin, and he can only bear it silently. Perhaps his father saw some unusualness in his bones in the future and wanted him to take some snacks early and go to the right way, but he was too young to understand.

Du Qingyuan had never expected that Wu Yonglin would be so happy to put a pair of precious children around him and Du Wenjun. He quickly saw the clues from the "master" called "adults" by the lower-level officers who were competing around toasting Han Shizhong, who were naked and drunk in the distance. With his understanding of Wu Yonglin, there was no need to break the casserole and ask the final answer. He must have made sense for the other party to do this. When he accepted this talented, skeleton surprised, and the successor of the old friend's son, he was even happier than having a biological son. After all, his unique skills were finally one successor. Seeing Du Wenjun constantly winking him, he pretended to be drunk and looked drunk with Du Wenjun's support.

The sharp-eyed Liang Hongying looked at the empty wine glass in front of Wu Yonglin, and hurriedly carried a wine pot to pour the wine. As soon as she approached, her other empty hand was pinched by the other party under the table. Wu Yonglin naturally could not go too far in front of her children. Liang Hongying, whose heartbeat was accelerating, took the opportunity to sit down on Wu Yonglin's side.

"Do you really want to know how I survived that day? You even more want to know why I wasn't in a hurry to go back to find you?"

Liang Hongying, whose face was as red as charcoal, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"This matter has been long, let me tell you slowly."

Wu Yonglin is famous for making up stories, not to mention that this time she experienced it personally. However, after listening to Wu Yonglin's story, she couldn't feel sad. Instead, her face became redder and hotter from beginning to end.

After the rumbling bouldering rock made a shaking vibration at the entrance of the cave, Wu Yonglin and the hundreds of monks trapped in the cave realized that their only exit was completely blocked. Fortunately, Wu Yonglin asked everyone to pillow some big trees around the boulder in advance. After confirming that there was no movement outside, Wu Yonglin and others barely pulled out a log in the crack of the boulder. When the fresh air outside was poured into the cave, the anxious monk calmed down.

Wu Yonglin, covered in mud, had just found a comfortable corner and sat down with breathlessness. A sharp pain suddenly came from his shoulders, and a thunderous howl came from his ears. "Good boy, fortunately, I didn't miss it at the beginning, otherwise I, Old Han, would never be able to drink the fine wine in the world again in my life."

The entire cave seemed too crowded for these hundreds of monks. In order to save air, there was no special need, no fire was allowed in the cave. If it weren't for the rapid breathing around, they could not feel the presence of hundreds of people around them. Wu Yonglin's body was getting weaker and he was unable to guard against the sudden attacks of the visitor. However, the other party's strong northwest accent made him quickly know the identity of this person. He was the leader of these monks, claiming to be Lao Han. His shoulders were so painful that he couldn't help but whisper cold water in front of the other party, "Don't be too optimistic, although it was connected with the outside at this time, it was just staying here forever. When these people had nothing to eat and had no drink, you just wait to give out the fat body of your body. I think you are enough to feed these hundreds of people for a meal."

"Then you'd better come up with a reasonable way to help us get out of trouble soon, otherwise I, Lao Han, will kill you to reward yourself first."

When Wu Yonglin heard this, he felt a little angry. The old Han's tone was not just a talk. When the food in the cave was exhausted, he was likely to cook it like a hob. There was no worry about eating people in this world, and the other party might have done a lot of things.

In the following days, Lao Han repeatedly picked up several waves of strong men, trying to push open the big stone that weighed thousands of pounds through manpower. After a few times, the group was exhausted and panting, but the big stone at the entrance of the cave was as stable as Mount Tai and still motionless. Lao Han, who was already excited, and the worries of the monks were quickly written on his face.

"Did you think of a solution?"

"You might as well put me in the pot and cook it now."

"Then let you have a full meal and then take you to the road." Old Han said, and really ordered the couples next to him to start lighting fires, boiling water, and sharpening their knives. However, judging from the various behaviors of the people around him, you should not take Lao Han's words seriously. This stingy old Han probably even decided to save Wu Yonglin's last silenced meal. Sure enough, when the fire appeared, a pair of green, hungry light bulbs gathered around him, which made Wu Yonglin's scalp numb. Just as he closed his eyes and separated those malicious eyes and made himself feel better, and was prepared for the last moment, a stimulating smell suddenly came from his nose. He was so familiar with that thing. He was originally depressed that he was excited and shouted loudly, "I have a way."

"Really?" Old Han and the guy who was licking the knife with his tongue were skeptical.

"It's just that you have to rely on your efforts."

"Everyone is now a grasshopper on the same rope, and it is necessary to do his best."

Wu Yonglin pulled Lao Han aside and whispered quietly, "One nitro, two sulfonium, three charcoal, and black gunpowder are just three things. Lao Han, do you know?"

Old Han obviously had a good understanding. He suddenly understood what Wu Yonglin meant from the memories of the firearms surveillance in the past. However, those three things are not easy to get when they are not said to be ignite. Even if they are really gathered together, would they use that thing to boil the stone? Isn’t this a fool? (The black gunpowder was still in its infancy at that time, and the cannons assembled by the army were thrown into the enemy camp to set a fire. It is normal for Old Han to ask this question.)

"I will tell you a secret now. If you want to shoot artillery into the sky, put less sulfonium and more charcoal, this is called vertical medicine; if you want to fry the horizontal, put more sulfonium and less charcoal, this is called horizontal medicine. Just now, the chef puts stones into the fire, and I think it is probably sulfur. As for charcoal, we can burn it ourselves."

Only then did Old Han understand Wu Yonglin's implicit voice, and his emotions became excited for a moment. "That thing really works? But where can I do that fire and salt?"

Wu Yonglin pointed to Lao Han's block. The petrified Lao Han had the intention to strangle Wu Yonglin to death, but he still grabbed the sharp-sharpened machete from his friend just now. He gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, and finally asked tentatively, "This thing really works?"

"It's absolutely useful, and the effect is amazing." Wu Yonglin replied with a very confident and very eccentric answer.

"Then did I cut it?"

"Tsk, I'll use a clay pot to help you continue."

"What if it doesn't work?"

"That means that you, a boy, have not practiced authentic enough."

"Who said I am not a boy? Who is anxious with me? This is really the only way?" Seeing Wu Yonglin closing his eyes, Old Han made up his mind and waved his sword toward his life.

"Slowly, you may not succeed if you wave your sword and castrate yourself. I'll forget it."

Old Han threw the knife to the ground like a pardon, and thin beads of sweat had already emerged from his forehead. It was obvious that he was scared just now. After calming down, he realized that he had been teased by Wu Yonglin. However, he wanted to chop Wu Yonglin into meat to reward the army just now, and now he was even one by one. He was generous and did not care about the other party. After all, it was the right way to overcome this gate of hell. He suggested to Wu Yonglin, "Just look for it in the cave, you should be able to get some together."

"It would be better to make a cannon with a sniff than to make a fart. Let me tell you another top secret. If you say it to someone else, I will let the cannon explode you-" Wu Yonglin leaned over a malicious face with a mysterious expression, lowered his voice and said, "You actually just need to go to the wall behind the toilet to scrape it."

"That's urinary smell!" Old Han could see through his eyes, and his eyes still had indescribable shimmers.

"Who said no? The people in this cave are full of nitrogen. The urine produced by urinating is hot, and the urine produced by urinating is strong! My body is not good. People are older and have no firepower. I see that the strong men who push stones you carefully selected just now are like calfs. That face of nitrogen is a good thing." Wu Yonglin said again, "You can't use this salt directly after scraping it off. First, boil it in a pot, boil it into water, splash it on the charcoal, dry it and press it into powder and then mix it with sulfur. Remember, one part of nitrogen, one part of sulphur."

Old Han stared at the crotch inadvertently, and suddenly said aggrievedly, "It's better to give this job to those hot boys."

This time, Lao Han's bottom was completely exposed. Wu Yonglin turned around and covered his face and laughed secretly. However, Lao Han, who grabbed the life-saving straw, quickly started shouting at his own people, "All those who can move will get out of the birds, a man will take out the birds for me, line up, and go to the stones in the corner to release water. If you can't urinate, you will consciously use this knife to cut the words, so that I will not be upset when I see you in the future."

Lao Han's loud voice worked very well. The people who were originally slacking off were lined up to the corner to pee. Even if they didn't want to let the water go, they had to feel it. After all, this was related to the happiness of the second half of their life. A strong smell of urine came from the entire cave. After everyone successfully completed the task, they finally saved their lives in fear.

To put it bluntly, children's shoes that have lived in old houses in the countryside should be familiar with urinary sterilization. As long as you look at the place where you once released water a few days later, it will definitely be a piece of white. That is the urinary sterilization used to make cannons, which is full of fire and the cannons made are very powerful.

The next day, Wu Yonglin and Lao Han walked around the place where the monks collectively released water in the cave yesterday. When they saw that the wall was white, they were indeed full of urinary smelting, thick and hard, making the pottery slices scrape off and shining. The two were scraping vigorously, and a rash ghost suddenly shouted, "Someone has stolen smelting."

But after Old Han whined around, he was soon surrounded by a punch and kick. Such a guy with no vision must have a long memory of his fists.

Afterwards, Old Han followed Wu Yonglin's method to make ingredients, ingredients, and work. In order to get out of trouble as soon as possible, he was many times more serious than usual. However, the smell of urination is not something that ordinary people can bear. It can be seen that the people under his hands are generally holding a sense of evil fire in their stomachs. He originally wanted others to do it, but he remembered that Wu Yonglin asked him to issue a military order and must keep the secret of the cannon. He had to continue to grit his teeth and dry it. He couldn't figure out the charcoal and sulfur in a daze. He should be more and less. After half of it, he dared not put it on again. In the evening, Wu Yonglin finally woke up, and his eyes were swollen like rotten peaches, and Old Han snot and tears. He pulled Wu Yonglin's sleeve and asked about the formula of the horizontal cannon and the vertical cannon.

"Your head is probably full of thoughts about where to go for a happy and joyful life after going out, why can't you figure it out? Just put the medicine on the sky and add more charcoal!" So Lao Han added some charcoal to the medicine.

When Lao Han trembled with his own test product and stuffed it into the hole, he lit a simple lead made of cloth strips pulled off his clothes and ran away. After the sound, two bright lines flew out of the bamboo joint cannon barrel, one red and one green, and flew directly towards Lao Han's position. Then it turned into two lights, one red and one green, making the entire cave bright. It turned out that Lao Han was nervous and turned the direction of the cannon barrel and aimed directly at himself with the vertical cannon he made. If the measurement inside was larger, he would have been honored, but when everyone's ears were buzzing, he conveyed a message to everyone, and their cannon was tampered.

Lao Han later tried several times before he took everyone to explode the stone and escaped from the cave. However, this made the people under his command. He continued to squeeze every drop of urine in everyone's bladder. Afterwards, everyone realized that nothing was not as easy as expected. Take the matter of releasing water as an example. When you releasing water, there was a perverted guy holding a knife and guarding it all the time. How courage did you have to pluck your teeth and stop it. This incident was later called "water phobia". They could only smile bitterly for Wu Yonglin who had this ghost idea to save them from danger.
Chapter completed!