"think."

"I haven't been at the beach for a long time before?"

"Um."

"Do your parents have a fortune?"

"No, they all work in the cultural system and get their wages."

"Then you are just unrealistic fantasies. It is not difficult to live on the beach, but it is difficult to live a comfortable life. It requires a large amount of expenses every year. In order to maintain this kind of life, you either have a good income or you treat labor as enjoyment, otherwise just the sea of ​​flowers you mentioned will make you understand how difficult it is for farmers."

"Why? Is it difficult to plant flowers?"

"The alkaline soil on the beach is not easy to plant anything, let alone flowers. You can only transport soil from other places. In order to grow well, you must take care of it carefully. You must deal with fertilizer, soil, water, and various farm tools for a long time.

The farmers don’t have much poetry and picturesque in their stomachs. They can’t appreciate the golden rice ears and the continuous cotton as snowy as they grow. The reason why there is a joy of harvest is that as long as the beautiful scenery in front of them is destroyed and harvested, they can fill their stomachs, add new clothes to their children, pay tuition fees for their children, and allow them to escape from the beautiful scenery in front of them.

If you need to cook your own flowers, then the beauty of their blooming probably has nothing to do with you. Behind the colorful fragrance of flowers is the stench that you can avoid. If you just want to smell the fragrance of flowers and don’t want to smell the stench, then you can only get close to another stench."

"What?" Xiao Nan asked, turning his face.

"stink of money."

"Read xiù."

"I know, I deliberately, do you know why the words polyphonic and polyphonic appear?"

"Why?"

"Because literati and poets don't want to fart themselves the same as those who serve their servants. For example, you fart because you eat the wrong thing, and I fart because I have infinite attachment to the land in front of you, and I have too much thoughts about the people's three meals a day, so the chest is congested, so you fart is pronounced as fart, and I fart should be pronounced as supremacy, noble supremacy."

"You can really talk nonsense."

"Haha, I'm talking nonsense, but I've also explained the essence of polyphonic characters. Perhaps when I first used the word "Sheng" it was just because a great scholar suddenly forgot how to write rusty embroidery. He changed his mind and used it, and even pronounced it as xiù.

As a great scholar, there are countless people who hold their feet. The sentence "Climbing the East and leaving the toilet" can also be extended and interpreted as worrying about the country and the people. In today's terms, the author just sighs that he forgot to bring straw paper or the straw paper when he goes to the toilet and doesn't hold it in the pit.

If I were an amazing person, you would raise me infinitely in your heart, so high that you can only praise but not be demoted. Here, I shouted the word "Fuck" to the sea. Are you not a reporter? Come on, write an article praising me. Remember, don't remove the word "Fuck" and start with it."

Xiao Nan glanced at Nan Yi, "You are hostile to ancient literati and modern journalists."

"No, I have a skeptical attitude towards anyone and everything in the world. I do not think that an individual who is engaging in a seemingly noble profession is noble. In my eyes, there are only noble individuals, no noble groups and professions."

Xiao Nan thought for a moment, "You have made some sense. A person's identity and profession really cannot reflect his character."

"Yes, although I am a pervert, it cannot change the fact that I am a good man."

Xiao Nan's eyes twitched on Nan Yi's face several times, "I'll ask you what to do to be as shameless as you?"

Nan Yi smiled and said, "If you want to learn, call me Master first."

"master."

"Haha, since you call me Master, I will pass on you a proverb first. Listen to it. If you want to learn it well, sleep with Master first. If you want to learn it well, give your master more baths."

"Ignore you."

Xiao Nan held on the reef with her left hand and was about to stand up, but her feet were unstable. As soon as she slipped, her body fell backwards. Seeing this, Nan Yi stuck out his right hand and grabbed Xiao Nan's wrist and used a little force. Xiao Nan threw herself into Nan Yi's arms, but there was no such a mouth-to-mouth ambiguous coincidence in the movie and TV series.

Of course, some people have much thicker skin than those in movies and TV dramas. It doesn’t matter if they don’t fall into mouth to mouth. They can be corrected manually - Nan Yi grabbed Xiao Nan’s left shoulder, held up first, then pushed the right a little distance, then pulled down, and a small mouth fell into the big mouth...

The tiger cub turned around, glanced at 270 degrees, and began to calculate the time of the next vacation in his mind. Tianxian's out-of-focused vision refocused, staring at his two foreheads without squinting, and his ears raised to listen to the muddy squeak.

After a long time, with a pop, the four lingering lips separated.

"Hiss, it hurts so much." Xiao Nan wiped his lips and said in a coquettish tone.

Nan Yi wiped his lips with his thumb, "Your lips are too dry and your endocrine disorders are a little dysfunctional. Congratulations, it only takes three days to meet me, a retired military doctor. Not only will your symptoms slow down, but your skin will also become more watery."

"Speak nonsense again."

"Haha, you will understand in the future."

After the beauty, Nan Yi and Xiao Nan took a plastic bag and started to rush to the sea seriously.

The glass ox and small conch are both in pieces and can be picked up all the way. The shrimps are also known as Pipi shrimps, mantis shrimps, and the mantis in the mantis boxing are very aggressive. One punch is called Dad. Catching this thing requires skills. Nan Yi and the other one have neither tools nor skills, and they also take a detour when they see it.

Red shells, white claws, sea red, razor clams, red lining snails, navel snails, sea cone cones, slutch clips, ghost-headed crabs, these can also be picked or dug. It doesn't take long to get two plastic bags to the limit.

Carrying plastic bags, the two went to a restaurant not far from the beach. Nan Yi carefully asked whether the measurement unit and processing fee were priced separately, and then asked whether the seat fee was charged, the usage fee of the bowl and chopsticks, etc., regardless of the details, he was tired of it, forcing the boss to impatiently pat his chest and swore that the people in Northeast China were all living Lei Fengs.

After Nan Yi got into a fight with the boss, Xiao Nan, who was sitting next to him, said, "Do you order food like this?"

"No, it's only on the scenic spots and the national highway. There are eleven people in these two places who have slaughtered people. It's okay to slaughter them openly. If you like to eat them, you're afraid of Riglan. I've seen crabs priced in gram, and a plate of crabs costs 9,600, which is just the name of being 20% ​​off and then minus minus."

"I have heard of similar things, but the scenic spot is fine, it won't be too much. It's next to the national highway..." Xiao Nan thought of something and the conversation came to an abrupt end.

Nan Yi smiled and said, "What's wrong with saying? Isn't there a long-distance driver dual-physical (psychological, physiological) tutoring room next to the national highway? I know someone who runs long distances and is very diligent. He spends most of the year running on the road, but by the end of the year, he doesn't save much money at all.

Later, his wife stopped working and started to make trouble. Then he learned from others that her husband had raised three little wives on the line where he ran, and two of them gave birth to a son for him. He wanted to raise four families, so it would be strange if he could save money."

Xiao Nan gave Nan Yi a blank look, "Do you want to give me a psychological hint and let me subconsciously recognize your approach to women?"

"There is no need to do this. I'll give you a few drinks later, so that you can open your psychological defense line and tease you for a while. After tonight, I'll pat my butt and leave, and you can take the train back by yourself."

Xiao Nan laughed, "Tell me the steps, aren't you afraid that I won't take the bait?"

"No." Nan Yi suppressed his voice and said in a low voice: "You have long been curious about me, and you are determined to explore my secrets. And you are very confident, thinking that you are different from others, thinking that you are just hunting for curiosity or playing tricks on me, and you will not be deeply involved in it, and you can leave at any time.

Unfortunately, you didn't find yourself in the trap, otherwise we wouldn't have lasted for so long just now. As long as you have a slightly stronger resistance, I will let you go immediately."

Xiao Nan's face changed color, her eyebrows were twisted, her eyes were constantly throwing darts, and she shouted loudly, "Bastard, you seduce me, and you have to put my self-esteem on the soles of your feet."

Seeing Xiao Nan's reaction, Nan Yi quickly moved the chair and sat down next to the other party. His hands naturally hugged the other party's waist, and said softly: "Okay, don't be angry, I'm teasing you. I heard that this place without gouying is very dangerous. I will protect you closely tonight and you will definitely not be hurt."

Xiao Nan pouted, and the unlucky face dissipated, "Go to you, as long as you stay away from me, I will definitely not be able to do anything."

"Don't believe it. I have learned face-to-face. I vaguely see from your face-to-face that you have a bloody disaster tonight, but my face-to-face skills are not good, so let me touch your bones again..."

Xiao Nan patted Nan Yi's thigh and gently pushed him. It was very light and had no intention of pushing Nan Yi away at all. "Bad guy."

In the following hours, Xiao Nan's memory was always hazy, as if she was vaguely back to the beach, as if in the sea water not reaching her neck, she leaned against a man's chest, closed her eyes slightly, and felt the wandering of a big hand.

It seemed like she was taken to a hotel by a man, it seemed that the other party had been protecting her closely, and it seemed that the other party defended her through actions that "letting go" was completely correct.

It seems that she is really drunk and crazy!

When she opened her eyes again and turned to see that the man who said yesterday would pat her butt and leave was really gone.

A huge loss permeated his body!

"Bastard...I'm so stupid..."

The pillow was thrown to the ground by a soft croaker. With a click, the door was opened, a sweat-covered body appeared, and a pair of eyes were patrolling the pillow, and a mouth gave out annoying words, "Why throw the pillow? The sheet is 200, the pillow is 70, and this is 410, and the compensation is almost up to the room fee."

Xiao Nan, who was very calm in his heart, had the leisure to quarrel, "Aren't you leaving?"

Nan Yi took off the towel around his neck, wiped the sweat beads on his forehead, then walked to the bed, kissed Xiao Nan on the cheek, and then avoided the other party's lips, "I didn't brush my teeth, I'm dead."

"Hate!"

Xiao Nan didn't care about the sweat beads on Nan Yi's body, hugged Nan Yi, and rubbed his cheeks on his chest again, "Sweat smell, giggle..."

Nan Yi stroked Xiao Nan's hair and smiled awkwardly, "Xiao Nan, I have a business, and the start-up capital is still five million. You see, our relationship is already like this. Can you help me?"

Xiao Nan looked up at Nan Yi's chin and said happily: "If you want to cheat money after cheating, you shouldn't have borrowed money from me so quickly, and you shouldn't have been so large at the beginning. Do you think I can get five million?"

Nan Yi shook Xiao Nan out with a punch, and his face was furious, "Take out all five million, it's really a waste of time. The oil cost is 100, the meal last night is 140, the room fee, compensation, all of them, we are half of each one, you can give me 500."

"Go to yours." Xiao Nan lifted his hair and tied it up, took the rubber band from the bedside table, tied it up, "I have another interview in the afternoon. You can help me buy a new outfit, buy whatever you want, and you don't have to buy expensive ones. It's summer now, and if I don't change my clothes, my colleagues at the newspaper will definitely see that there is something wrong."

“What time is the interview?”

"Two points."

"Oh, I'll buy it for you after eating breakfast. Today's sun is very strong, so I have time to wash and wait for it to dry." Nan Yi stood up from the bed, "You're moving too slowly, I'll use the bathroom first."

The lunch break was just around the corner, and Nan Yi and Xiao Nan had already returned to Fengtian, had lunch together and went their own way.

In the afternoon, under the crunching antique ceiling fan, Nan Yi collapsed on the recliner and listened to "Crazy for Love", humming, "I want to ask if you dare, love me like you said, and I want to ask if you dare, be crazy about love like me..."

"This song is nice, who sang it?"

Xiao Nan appeared beside Nan Yi and sat on Nan Yi's calf.

Nan Yi raised his head and looked at Xiao Nan's entire upper body. His head fell back to his pillow, "I changed my clothes and put on makeup. Don't tell me that you dressed up carefully for me."

"What about that?"

"Then let me tell you, I don't like your outfit, nor do I like your current makeup. You can recall the lines in Du Mei in "Enjoy the End", which is what I want to say."

Xiao Nan thought about it for a moment and immediately said angrily: "You said I look like a chicken?"

"Almost, this outfit is not suitable for you. You are suitable for simple and clean. Don't have too many decorations. Keep your personality and don't have to follow the crowd."

"Is that true?" Xiao Nan looked down at the clothes on his body and said regretfully: "I just bought it today, and it's more than 400 yuan."

"I've worn it without washing?"

“Where is there any time.”

"Go to the bathroom to wash and change it. The clothes will not be cleaned before leaving the factory."

"I don't have clothes."
To be continued...