There are crosstalk talks about the past and the present, criticizes current problems, and there are also dirty jokes. Nowadays, the ancients have already said it well, and current affairs are not easy to talk about, so we can only continue to dig deeper into dirty jokes.

In the past, the audience who listened to crosstalk underground in the sky bridge actually liked to listen to some dirty jokes. Before saying dirty jokes, male audiences would blow women and children away. Once they saw someone talking crosstalk, there were all male audiences next to them. Needless to say, they were definitely talking dirty jokes.

Now, the times have improved, and men and women are equal. They say dirty jokes but don’t drive away female guests. Some crosstalk artists even use dirty jokes to attract female visitors, while some female visitors are also dedicated to supporting them with dirty jokes.

Crosstalk and two people turn around are all things that can be used to stalls. It is impossible to be too elegant. What is important is to go from the vulgarity to the vulgarity, and it has not been many years since it has been hard to carry it to the elegant. Moreover, the elegant has not yet stood firm, and it has also given the important task of educational significance. If you want to see something that makes people laugh, you have to go to the small theater and teahouse.

I bought a ticket and paid for the tea. I laughed whenever I wanted to laugh, fucked when I was unhappy. No one chased me and asked if I had realized that today's happiness is hard-won.

"Hold!"

After listening to various squirts on the Internet, Nan Yi spat and turned to Xu Yunlei and said, "I have a new deal to go public in China in the future."

"Brother Nan, what's the future?"

“Three to four years.”

"It's a little too early to say this."

"It's getting late. I don't want to do the financial fraud. In order to make the financial indicators look better, I have piled up many short-term profitable projects. Three years of glamorous data will be a natural success in the fourth year."

"Why don't you go abroad?"

"The prospects are unclear and the profit margin is limited. I plan to bring back the profits in the next fifteen years." Nan Yi picked up a pecan fruit, pinched his finger and turned into two halves, and handed half to Xu Yunlei.

Xu Yunlei took it, "It turns into a dead stock?"

"No, keep thumping, just let yourself be invincible first, so as not to be busy for a while." Nan Yi twisted the flesh and put it in his mouth, chewed it a few times and said, "You can come to the listing matter, give you two points, and give you four points of purchase."

“Don’t plan to raise funds?”

"If you don't have any financing, you may sell it a little. Don't worry about it, you won't sell it cheaply."

Xu Yunlei thought for a while and said, "Brother Nan, your new deal is about making quick money?"

Nan Yi wiped his hands against each other and wiped off the scum on his hands, "You can say that, set up a laboratory for my niece, 150 million or 160 million. I can't find a way to earn some to fill the gap."

"Brother Nan!"

"People don't work, kneel down and kowtow to call you uncle."

"One is one hundred and five billion?" Xu Yunlei teased: "If you have this price, I will really kowtow and knock out all the skulls for you."

"Beat, you're not worn out yet, I have to go out to beg for food."

The two of them coughed a few times and decided on a major event that would happen in a few years.

After listening to crosstalk, the two of them went to Xu Yunlei's place again, made a pot, and drank nonsense while drinking.

People are divided into groups and can play with Nan Yi, and they have similarities in their temperaments. Xu Yunlei is also a relatively simple person. He only likes to play games in Internet cafes and brings krypton to some money. He rarely takes the initiative to go to other entertainment venues and does not like to eat outside. He will put it at home to do it as long as conditions allow.

However, the skills are not effective, so I can only make hot pot all year round.

Huang Saner, as soon as he registered Ingli Xu, something happened.

Since the mid-1990s, more than ten years ago, Huang Saner has been the No. 1 figure in the Beijing business world. This has something to do with her gender and business opening. When the new time went public on Nasdaq last year, it was even more amazing. Huang Saner, one of the major shareholders, was exposed. Some people who are engaging in trouble and soon discovered the identity of the inheritance company and the major shareholder of Feilong Internet Casino.

Hu Run heard the news and smiled, "Another fat sheep comes."

Huang Saner followed the trend and retired, and became a public figure, which was unbearable.

He is almost fifty years old, and he is another rich woman. Some of his spiritual relatives are worried about the inheritance of her inheritance. Some people stomp their feet, grit their teeth, pick up the steel wiping balls and rub them.

The name of the noodle melon and barbecue restaurant is four or five branches, which are considered chains.

Miangua is also a personal name. When Huang Saner's subordinates opened a bowling alley, they gave Miangua and Glasses (Yan Jin) some shares. The glasses were placed in the inheritance company by Nanyi. Miangua started to make a barbecue business, which was considered to be the old path of hyperthyroidism.

In the noodles, the noodles themselves roasted some skewers and carried them into a small private room on a tray.

Bobo, three consecutive sounds, opened three bottles of beer with glasses, and handed a bottle to each of the other two. The three of them touched the bottle and took a big mouthful first.

"Miangua, this business is still done?"

"It's okay, the beer is busy, the rebate has increased, and I have earned a few more wine in this period." Mian Gua picked up a few skewers and handed them to the two of them.

Huang San'er took the skewers and chewed the meat in her mouth, and said vaguely: "It's too tiring to do a meal, so it's better to make a living."

Mian Gua smiled and said, "I can't do anything other than doing this. I don't look like glasses. I can calm down and study. Wear a pair of glasses and look like an intellectual."

He held his glasses on one side and smiled awkwardly, "I was also forced, there was no ink in my stomach, and the people below didn't agree with you at all."

"I have been more capable, tell Master Nan and open a few convenience stores..." Huang Saner recalled: "Last time I heard Master Nan say something, opening a few coin laundry shops in a concentrated place of rental houses is also a hot topic. Taking advantage of the fact that no one is working, I will make a lot of money and leave."

"Laundry?" Glasses were heartbroken, "What should I do?"

"What else can I do? Get a batch of coin-operated washing machines, transform the coin-operated machine, let it count accurately, and then rent a house and lay it out. I collect steel pounds every night, which is similar to Hu Jianlao's Apple machine."

Glasses are the boss who inherits housekeeping. He is clear about the things in the world. After a little thought, he thinks it is a good business. "Master Huang, I'll participate in it."

Huang Saner waved his big flower arm, "Don't, I won't get involved in this business, you two will discuss it yourself."

Hearing this, he looked at the melon with glasses, "What did you say?"

"I only take money, so I can count the amount of money. The store is too busy, and I have to make up for my sleep during the day."

Glasses nodded, "Sure, I'll talk about it next time."

Huang Saner shook the wine bottle and said, "There is no threshold for this matter. You can open a store with 20,000 or 30,000 yuan. Once you follow the trend, you will sell the store. The big part of the profit is in the transfer fee."

Mian Gua gave a thumbs up, "Mr. Nan is so awesome, I've calculated it step by step."

"Who else is good if Master Nan is not awesome?" Huang Saner agreed and asked suddenly, "Hey, have you seen Liuzi recently?"

Glasses shook their heads, "I haven't seen each other for almost seven or eight years."

The black melon sneered, "Since I have a child, Master Nan will come to me every year in the first month of the year. He has food, drink, clothes, and a big red envelope, which never falls every year. Master Liu, hehe, big boss, it's so awesome, I can't catch up."

Huang Saner said suspiciously: "Is there a story?"

Fang Gua waved her hand, "No, I just happened to meet me once and I sent me away after a few words, for fear that I would borrow money from him. No matter how bad I was, I could take out two or three hundred at any time."

Jing Glasses joked: "I'm so rich. I can't make up 500,000 yuan if I count all the private money in the Tibetan tiles."

Huang Saner knew what was going on as soon as she heard it, "I buy a house very diligently."

Glasses said happily: "When I went to buy a house at the end of last year, I happened to see a discount. I gritted my teeth and mortgaged seven units, and I had to pay 14 or 5 mortgages a month. Now I live a tight life."

"If you get a cheaper one, what's the price of housing prices going up?" The dough stick is more conservative. He bought a house casually. When the house prices rise, he regretted it. Now when the price of glasses talks about the house, he couldn't help but sting it, "You only have 500,000 yuan, how do you do business?"

"Take a house to the bank to get a mortgage loan, one is not enough for two." Glasses said proudly.

"Okay, you're awesome." The dough melon raised his sluggish thumb and looked at Huang San'er again, "Master Huang, how many have you bought?"

Huang Saner said lightly: "I didn't buy much, so I invested in several real estate projects. Don't pay dividends, just a house."

Mian Gua and Glasses looked at each other and said in unison: "Master Huang, you are so awesome."

Leaving Xu Yunlei's residence, Nan Yi went to Baiwanzhuang and leaned against the bedside. Gong Xue told him the story of Zhang Yuquan and Lin Sha.

That day, Zhang Yuquan heard the news and rushed to the crew in a hurry to confirm that he was cuckolded and did not offend the man. He just gave Lin Sha a big fist, said, "We're done", and left immediately.

Afterwards, Zhang Yuquan called Gong Xue again, "Beijing Drift" was suppressed and the scenes about Lin Sha that are now filmed are deleted, and he will compensate him.

It is impossible for "Beijing Drift" to not be broadcast. It has been bought by the TV station. It will be more offensive to recover it. So Gong Xue discussed with Zhang Yuquan. Zhang Yuquan said that she understood, let's forget it, "The Best Friend" must delete the scenes.

Gong Xue agreed happily, and in order to express her apology, the adulterer was quickly fired, and he said hello to several friendly competitors and explained how this person was fired, and the subtext was to ban it.

It is basically impossible for adulterers to make a living in the circle. They dare to sleep and "bring funds into the group". Who dares to use it? If he commits it again, wouldn't he cause trouble for himself?

"The day after the firing, he was beaten."

"It deserves it. Both men and women are not clear about it. Zhang Yuquan is their parents of food and clothing, so they are so embarrassed. Start a new project and bring Zhang Yuquan with you to strive for a high profit. It is considered to be apologizing for him."

"Make a movie?"

"Well, after going to work the day after tomorrow, let Wangbei Capital send a list of movie projects on the market, I'll take a look."

"Don't you take it yourself?"

Nan Yi put the book in his hand on the bedside table and slid his body down into the quilt. "It's better to follow up, so that others will misunderstand that we are going to grab the food from the movie."

Gong Xue then retracted into the quilt, her head resting into Nan Yi's arms, "The box office is getting higher now, so why don't we go in?"

"What's the point? Last year, I had a total of over 2.6 billion yuan. Even if we were to divide the producers' whole company and give us a few dollars, there was a lot of things to do. There was no need to go to this muddy water. Just guard those Quanxian Cinemas and have a little say in your hands."

Nan Yi closed his eyes, "I don't want to move, you want to sit on yourself."

Gong Xue held Nan Yi tightly and said softly: "We want a child, right?"

"You are sick, the child is a toy. If you want it, you have asked the egg? Can it become a smart and healthy baby? At the age of a time, don't think too much or be so selfish. You have to raise it when you are born, and you have to consider his children, grandsons, and them..."

"Okay, okay, you're right when I didn't say anything." Gong Xue turned over and became furious.

“Menopausal?”

"Yes, I'll kill you even more."

Nan Yi said quietly: "You proposed to have a child ten years ago, and I would probably promise you that now, don't think about it randomly. Being too old for your children is a pressure on your children. Also, you may not be able to live until your children become adults... It's really rare, adopt one."

"Not qualified to adopt." Gong Xue said angrily.
Chapter completed!