Chapter two hundred and seven, ghosts and sprites(1/2)
"Dear Xiangwu's fellow villagers, I, Wang Wei, left home at the age of seven to go to Wugong Mountain to study Taoism and art. I have practiced several magical powers for more than ten years. Today, when I first arrived in Guidi, I will perform a snake from a distance to everyone."
In a blink of an eye, Nan Yi had been stranded outside for nearly a month. After drinking with Lin Guangwei, he hurried back to Xiangwu.
Taking advantage of Saturday night, he brought two little girls to the temple street to eat food stalls. Who knew that someone was setting up a stall here to sell art, so he took two girls here to watch it.
Nan Ruoyan sat on his left shoulder and Fan Hongdou sat on his right shoulder. Both of them held Nan Yi's head and looked into the middle of the crowd with their small eyes.
Wang Wei pressed an ordinary basin upside down to the ground, and then began to exercise his skills with great posture. He pinched his sword with his hands, closed his eyes, and slapped his left foot on the ground rhythmically, and he muttered the words: "Let's come to the south, King's come to the north, King's Huilai Zhao return to his position quickly, Laojun of the Taishang, King of Qin Guang come to report quickly..."
Then there was a spell that I didn't know which niche dialect or a fool. After reciting it for a while, the onlookers around him were almost impatient. He opened his eyes and put the empty basin on a small bowl with yellow paper on the ground.
Wang Wei kowtowed the empty basin on the small bowl a few times, and a snake crawled out of the edge of the basin.
"Dad, what kind of snake is this?"
"The short-tailed viper can be seen in many places, but there are Wenchangwei, but by the time you arrive in the village, snakes have been planted everywhere in the village. Except for water snakes, it is not easy to see other snakes.
They like to plate on rapeseed poles, their tails are very powerful and can fly briefly in the air, so they are also called flying on grass."
"Oh, dad, how do you know?"
"Dad has been bitten by this snake."
"Will anyone die?"
"Yes, my dad is lucky. I met a miracle doctor to help me take care of it, but there are also sequelae."
"Hmm? What are the sequelae?"
"Every seven years old, you have to find a seven-year-old girl. It is best if you want to roast it with fire. In this way, your father can live for another seven years."
"Wow, dad, don't eat me. Let's eat Hongdou sister. She has a lot of meat." Nan Ruoyan pointed at Fan Hongdou and giggled.
Nan Yi raised his head and said to Fan Hongdou, "Hongdou, do you think your godfather will eat you or Ruoyan?"
"Godfather, I'm eight years old, too old."
"That's to eat Ruozi, okay, start eating when you get home."
"No, I'm too thin and not delicious."
One big and two small people were having a fight. With the help of an assistant, Wang Wei performed several magical powers such as empty glasses of wine and moving thoughts.
Finally, it is a relic program for setting up stalls and selling arts - holding gongs to ask for rewards.
When Xiao Luo turned to Nanyi's side, he put 100 Hong Kong dollars into Xiao Luo. Wang Wei, who was holding the gong, looked at Nanyi carefully and said several words "Thank you" loudly.
When Wang Wei was looking at Nan Yi, Nan Yi was also observing him. Forgive him for being clumsy, he couldn't see anything extraordinary about Wang Wei.
He stretched his hands up, wrapped one hand with one hand, and put the two little girls on the ground.
"Dad will send you back later, and Dad will have free movement tonight."
"Dad, aren't you going to pick up girls? Is it Aunt Shixian?" Nan Ruoyan asked immediately after hearing Nan Yi's words.
"Yes, I have an appointment with your aunt Shixian."
"Oh, I'm going too." The little girl said with her eyes rolling around.
"Okay, don't be smart about dad, say, what do you want."
The little girl obviously didn't really want to follow her, but wanted to take the opportunity to threaten Nan Yi to ask for something.
"The classmates in the class have all gone abroad to play. Dad, during the summer vacation, would you take me to play abroad too?"
"Okay, Dad promised you."
Not to mention Nan Ruoyan, Nan Yi also plans to take two little girls abroad in the past two years to let them get in touch with the outside world.
He planned to send the two girls to study abroad at a suitable time, depending on the maturity and social circles.
"Dad, we will be good at home." As I wanted, Nan Ruoyan pretended to be very well-behaved.
"Okay, I know you're good."
When Nan Ruoyan was acting good, Fan Hongdou stood quietly beside him and didn't speak.
Nan Yi saw that she had a little bit of a fight without fighting, and was wise and foolish.
After sending the two little girls home, Nan Yi went to the meeting place he made an appointment with Zhao Shixian - rose, a dance hall, which can sing and dance. There are bands with live accompaniment and many accompaniment belts.
When Nan Yi arrived, Zhao Shixian was sitting next to the microphone on the stage, listening to the band's accompaniment to sing.
Seeing Nan Yi under the stage, she raised her two fingers, shook her to the rhythm of the music, and shook her hair from time to time, and she smiled very happily on her face.
When the accompaniment reached the node, she started singing.
When the prelude was played, Nan Yi couldn't hear what the song was, but as soon as Zhao Shixian spoke, he immediately heard it, and was singing the Beatles' "obladi oblada".
This song is very suitable for Zhao Shixian, and she interprets it very happily.
Nan Yi couldn't help but stuff the thumb and index finger of his left hand into his mouth, and blew the chirping sound.
When Zhao Shixian on the stage heard this, she called Nan Yi a flash of waves, and her body shook again. The smile on her face was hit by the light, and instantly, it was dazzling and moving.
After singing the song, Zhao Shixian walked off the stage and came to Nanyi's side.
"Why don't you find a seat?"
"Did you not order a table?"
"I just came here, and I haven't opened the stage yet."
Nan Yi waved and asked a waiter to arrange a table for them, two semicircular sofas. Zhao Shixian did not choose to sit opposite Nan Yi, but naturally sat next to Nan Yi.
"Nanyi, have you traded stocks recently?"
"Why ask this?"
"I think the Hang Seng Index is about to rise to the top and will soon usher in a plunge. If you want to buy at the bottom, the opportunity will soon appear."
"I don't have much idea. I can't choose a company from Kazuki that is worth my long-term holding."
"Well? You are not optimistic about Xiangwu's company?"
"It's not that you don't like it, it's not that you look at it very much. They are all deformed products of Xiangwu, a deformed social form. Most of them will be unacceptable to the local environment when you leave Xiangwu."
"You don't even look down on Li Tongban?"
"He is a pure businessman with a very sensitive sense of smell. He is the richest man in Kazuna."
"Why do you say that?"
"He has no idea of family and country, and he can go wherever he has opportunities and sees benefits. Few businessmen can do it as pure as him. Everything is for profit and no other mixed thoughts."
"Nan Yi, are you praising him or hurting him?" Zhao Shixian said with a chuckling.
"Praise, of course, is praise. If you can do business to such a large scale, how could you be a good person? Others have to gild themselves on their faces and pretend to be like a person. Only him, pretending at all, telling others clearly that I am a businessman, not a Spider-Man."
"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility?"
"Yes, that's the sentence."
"Where are you, will you be a pure businessman?"
"Kong Yiji is the only person who is standing and drinking while wearing a long gown. He is tall, has a blue and white face, often with some scars between his wrinkles, and a chaotic and gray beard.
Although I was wearing a long gown, it was dirty and torn. It seemed that I had not repaired it for more than ten years and had not been washed.
He always speaks to people, and teaches people how to understand them half or not.
Because his surname is Kong, others gave him a nickname from the words "Kong Yiji, the Lord of the Supreme Lord" on the red paper, called him Kong Yiji.
As soon as Kong Yiji arrived at the store, everyone who drank looked at him and smiled, and some shouted: "Kong Yiji, you have a new scar on your face!"
He did not answer and said to the cabinet: 'Warm two bowls of wine and a plate of fennel beans.'
He was discharged from nine cents of money.
They shouted intentionally, 'You must have stole other people's things again!'
Kong Yiji opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you so dirty and innocent?"
‘What kind of innocence? I saw you steal the He family’s book the day before yesterday and hang it and beat it.’
Kong Yiji's face turned red, and blue veins on his forehead burst out, arguing: "Stealing books cannot be considered stealing...stolen books!... Can scholars' affairs be considered stealing?'
One after another, there were difficult words, such as gentlemen who were poor and those who were like this, which made everyone laugh, and the inside and outside the store were filled with joy."
Nan Yi rubbed the wine glass in his hand and recited the content of "Kong Yiji" ups and downs.
"How should I understand it? Should I understand it as you compare yourself to Kong Yiji, or do you have the desire to 'shout'?"
"Kong Yiji is not that easy to be like this. It is even more difficult to have the right to shout. I am just a Q who only understands the law of spiritual victory. I only want to achieve one thing in my life - I am also worthy of being named Zhao."
As he said that, Nan Yi looked at Zhao Shixian again, "It's best, you can still have the confidence to say to the maid: I want to sleep with you [jué]."
"Dormant?"
"It's just sleeping. The dialect of southern Zhejiang generation is in the dialect. Some places say sleepy, and some say sleepy. Oh, I can't say that. sleepy is actually spoken in ancient Chinese. In many places in the south, it's just that the pronunciation is a bit distorted."
"Oh, just say you just want to sleep [fèn gào]."
"Ha, that's the same."
To be continued...