"Oh? One of the jokes at the bottom of the box? That means there are other jokes? Let's take a look at another one. It must be funnier than this little white rabbit... Otherwise, if I don't laugh, Lin Feng, you can

Even if it’s a failure!”

Xu Minjing suppressed her laughter, then became completely quiet, becoming Lin Feng's most loyal listener.

"Okay! This joke is relatively short. Teacher Xu, don't interrupt me anymore...I'll tell you..."

After saying that, Lin Feng started telling cold jokes seriously:

"One day the little penguin went from Antarctica to Beijing to play with polar bears, but it took twenty years to walk from Antarctica to the North Pole. The little penguin walked like this! Walked! After walking for ten years, he just reached the equator. But at this time

, the little penguin suddenly remembered that the refrigerator door at home was not closed, so the little penguin spent another ten years going home and closing the refrigerator door. Then he set off again, walking towards the North Pole... walking

Ah... finally after another twenty years, the little penguin reached the North Pole."

"Ah! Lin Feng, this little penguin is really strong! He has been walking back and forth for forty years, and he is older than me! In order to go and play with the polar bear, this little penguin is really quite tough.

Work hard! Hehehe..."

Xu Minjing couldn't help but laugh here.

"Hey, hey, hey... Teacher Xu, did you laugh at the wrong place? My point of laughter hasn't come yet! Ahem..."

Lin Feng coughed, which was the punchline of the joke he was preparing, but before that he still said as a narrator, "Of course, the little penguin must really love the polar bear! But, the polar bear's attitude towards the little penguin

What's it like? Teacher Xu, let's see what happens after the little penguin arrives at the North Pole..."

At this time, Lin Feng seemed to be a storyteller, but his only judge was Xu Minjing. But Lin Feng enjoyed it, and Xu Minjing also enjoyed listening to Lin Feng's cold jokes.

"After many difficulties and dangers, the little penguin finally arrived at the North Pole from the Antarctic side of the earth. After searching for a long time, he found the door of the polar bear's house. So the excited little penguin, bang bang bang

He knocked on the door of the polar bear’s house and shouted quickly inside: Polar bear, polar bear, I’m a little penguin, and I’m here to play with you!”

At this point, Lin Feng deliberately gave up another clue and asked Xu Minjing inside, "Teacher Xu, guess what the polar bear said at this time?"

"Ah? Let me guess! I think if this is a normal story, the polar bear must be very moved, and then immediately invite the little penguin to his home to play... But what you are telling now is a cold joke, so... very

It's possible... that's right! Could it be that the polar bear is not at home, or that the polar bear is dead?"

Xu Minjing also curiously told her guess, and then waited for Lin Feng to announce the end of the story, which was also the punchline of the cold joke.

"Hehe! I just said that Teacher Xu, you must not have guessed correctly..."

Lin Feng smiled strangely again, and then announced the punchline: "The little penguin finally arrived at the door of the polar bear's house, banged on the door of the polar bear's house, and shouted quickly inside: Polar bear, polar bear, I am

Little penguin, I came to play with you! But as soon as the polar bear opened the door, he took one look at the penguin and said: I don’t want to play with you! Then he closed the door!"

"Hahaha... I don't want to play with you? It's so funny... This strong little penguin must be too miserable..."

Sure enough, as soon as Lin Feng finished speaking, Xu Minjing couldn't help but giggle again.

"Haha! Indeed, that's why I said... the little penguin absolutely loves the polar bear! But... the poor polar bear has no love for the little penguin... The little penguin went through all the hard work to reach the North Pole, but what awaited him was

It’s a sentence...I won’t play with you..."

Lin Feng also sighed with emotion and smiled. Naturally, Xu Minjing also burst into laughter!

Early the next morning, Lin Feng woke up.

"I'm not dreaming, am I?"

Opening the bedroom door, Lin Feng found that Teacher Xu had indeed gone to school, but it was only half past seven!

"Xiao Lin! Are you awake? Come on... Auntie bought you soy milk and fried dough sticks, and also cooked porridge. By the way... do you like to eat fried eggs? Auntie is very good at making fried eggs!"

Xu's mother, who was busy in the kitchen, stepped forward and chatted enthusiastically as soon as she saw Lin Feng getting up.

"Auntie, where is Minjing? Isn't it true that she has already gone to school?" Lin Feng asked without being polite, sitting at the dinner table eating soy milk and fried dough sticks.

"Of course I went, but Minjing just left for a while and you woke up. How about it? Xiaolin, aunt's craftsmanship is pretty good! Let me tell you, our Minjing also got my true inheritance. Housework

, are very good at cooking, and are also very good at taking care of others in life. You don’t have to worry about anything in the future..."

Xu's mother smiled and taught Lin Feng. Lin Feng smiled and nodded: "Auntie, I know. Minjing is a very good girl, and I will be good to her all my life."

"That's right! How about it? Xiaolin, it stands to reason that you and Minjing have been together for such a long time. Shouldn't it be time for our parents to find an opportunity to meet and talk about your marriage?"

Xu's mother said cheerfully.

When Lin Feng heard this, he quickly avoided it and said: "Auntie! Don't worry about this! Don't worry, I will definitely be responsible for Minjing. I'm full, thank you auntie, I'll leave first..."

After eating a few more bites of porridge, Lin Feng hurriedly said goodbye and went out.

Seeing Lin Feng's fleeing figure, Xu's mother smiled proudly and said, "We've got the golden turtle son-in-law! You damn girl is really trying to live up to your expectations."

Lin Feng's mood is very complicated now: "Now, how will I face Teacher Xu when I get to school?"

As he walked quickly to school, Lin Feng was worried. When he was approaching Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School, Lin Feng heard a burst of noise in the distance and saw a large number of people surrounding Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School.

The school gate.

"It's strange! Why are there so many people around the school gate? Those people don't seem to be students from our Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School, right?"

Getting closer, Lin Feng could clearly see that many of the people surrounding the school gate were waving fluorescent sticks, and many were holding banners that read "Li Minjin, I love you!", "Li Minjin,

We will always support you!" and other slogans.

"No! Are these people fans of that Bangzi Country star Li Minjin? Are they so crazy? They all chased them to the gate of our school. They are really a bunch of crazy fans!"

Seeing such a scene, Lin Feng was also drunk. Although he knew that the star Li Minjin of Bangzi Country seemed to be very popular recently, he never thought that those fans would chase him to the gate of Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School.
Chapter completed!