145 Well, you win!
After winning the game against Atletico Madrid, according to Tang Feng's promise, the team will get a day off.
After the game, Tang Feng did not return to Sevilla with the team on the grounds that he stayed to watch Real Madrid's league the next day.
Boas is also staying in Madrid with Tang Feng. Now, Boas has become one of Tang Feng's most trusted assistants.
In terms of technology and tactics, he often discusses with Boas.
In life, the two young coaches have relatively more common topics.
"Hey, Tang, how about going out for a drink later and celebrating victory?" After the two of them settled in the hotel, Boas said to Tang Feng.
"Oh, sorry, Vilas, I made an appointment with a friend." Tang Feng was sending a text message with his cell phone, declining Boas's proposal.
"Hey, am I not your friend? Why not take me with you?" Boas said with a frown.
"This... it's not convenient for you to go." After sending a text message, Tang Feng raised his head and looked at Boas with a sorry look on his face.
"Damn it, is it going to meet a female friend, right? Do you just have the heart to let me be alone in the hotel?" Boas said angrily at first, and then pretended to be aggrieved.
"In fact, I think it's better to drink by yourself. Maybe you can have a romantic encounter in the bar!" Tang Feng had already made an appointment with Monica to meet later. He didn't want to take Boas to be a light bulb... Even if there was no relationship between him and Monica.
"You guy who forgets your friends when you see sex! I've really misread you! I won't go to the bar. What's the point of drinking alone!" Boas waved his hand and said depressedly.
"Villas, look at you. You are almost twenty-four years old, it's time to find a girlfriend. If you don't go out for a long time, where can you meet a good girl? No one in our football team can be your girlfriend!" Tang Feng advised with a smile.
"As far as I know, you probably don't have a girlfriend, right?" Boas said dissatisfied.
"That's right, so I'm working hard. If we haven't found a girlfriend for a long time, the outside world will think that we are both gangsters. You know, two young handsome guys are always stuck together, which will inevitably lead to such misunderstandings! So, you have to work hard too!" Tang Feng spread his hands and said helplessly.
Indeed, Tang Feng is still very famous in Spanish football now. When the team is promoted to La Liga and the team's performance is getting better and better, Tang Feng's reputation will become bigger and bigger.
After Tang Feng became a person that the media were keen to track, if he had never had a girlfriend or had any scandals, the good things and gossiped media might report that he had a fight with Boas!
Hearing Tang Feng's words, Boas imagined the scene of the two people sticking together in his mind, and suddenly felt a chill: "Damn, my sexual orientation is very normal!"
"Hey, man. Don't worry, I have no interest in you either!" Tang Feng also said with disdain.
"Okay, come on, go and pick up girls. When you pick up girls, we don't need to worry about this." Boas said helplessly.
"Are you still not going out? Man, if you stay single like this, your tadpoles will turn into frogs!" Tang Feng remembered a picture that was very popular on the Internet in the future, and joked with Boas.
The picture shows a man going to the hospital for an oral examination. The doctor pointed to two x-rays on the wall and said to the man: "I think you must have not done anything for a long time. Have you fallen in love?"
It turned out that in those two x-rays, the man should have been a tadpole-shaped sperm. His son had turned into a frog-shaped body.
Boas obviously hadn't seen this funny picture, so he asked with a puzzled look: "What tadpoles turn into frogs?"
Looking at Boas's appearance as pure as a piece of white paper, Tang Feng patted his forehead helplessly.
This kind of joke can only be understood but not expressed in words. He would not waste any slight talk and explain anything to Boas.
He immediately teased Boas' joke on the bus before the game, so he replied with a smile: "You can consider this issue with the question I said before that you have defeated hundreds of millions of opponents, and you may be inspired!"
"Oh, my goodness! Don, will you die if you don't keep it in your arms?" Boas felt helpless when he thought of the problem he hadn't figured out before.
"Okay, man, I think you can study these two questions, and you will definitely not be bored tonight. Goodbye, think about it!" Tang Feng changed into relatively casual clothes, then took good care of it in front of the dressing mirror in the bathroom, waved to Boas, and said goodbye.
Boas was the only one left in the room, muttering to himself with a confused look on his face...
"I have defeated hundreds of millions of opponents? Tadpoles are about to turn into frogs? Damn, is there any connection?"
...
This time, Tang Feng and Monica were still having sex with Night Bar where the two met for the first time.
When Tang Feng entered the bar, he found that Monica had found a relatively remote location to sit down.
"Sorry, Monica, I just booked the hotel, so I came a little late." Tang Feng said apologetically.
"It's okay. I understand. I came here directly after the game, and you still need to arrange the team's affairs. It will definitely be later." Monica replied with a smile. After saying that, she glanced at Tang Feng and said with a quip on her face, "It seems that you have changed your clothes during this period? When you were directing the game just now, you were not wearing this outfit!"
"Haha, when you come to date a beautiful woman, you must dress up handsomely. Otherwise, wouldn't it be rude?" Tang Feng was not embarrassed and replied with a smile.
"Actually, the outfit that was directing the game just now was very handsome! It was like a movie star!" Monica recalled the straight look of Tang Feng's suit on the sidelines just now, and praised him sincerely.
"I said yesterday. The head coach of Betis is very handsome, you don't admit it yet. How about it? Now I finally fell into this handsome guy's suit, right?" Tang Feng boasted without being modest at all.
"Oh, I forgot that you are a thick-skinned gentleman. I really shouldn't praise you!" Monica pretended to be helpless and shook her head and said.
"Haha, how about it, novices fan. Did you fall in love with football in this game?" Tang Feng remembered the agreement between the two of them when they sent text messages in the morning and asked with a smile.
"Well, the Betis team played very well today. But don't these players play well? Why are you so proud?" Although Monica did become a supporter of the Betis team through this game, she just didn't want to see Tang Feng's proud look, so she said.
"Oh, you are really a rookie fan. Because your idea is too superficial. It is undeniable that the performance of players in football matches is very important. But before the football match, the coach tailored tactics for a team, personnel arrangements based on the player's status, and on-site command during the game are very important parts of the game. Football coaches are like commanders of symphony orchestras, military advisors on the battlefield, and directors in movies. Is it good to control the overall situation..." Tang Feng explained with a serious look when he saw that Monica dared to underestimate the importance of being a coach.
"Okay, okay, I understand. I know that your coach is the most important thing. If you continue to say this, you will be the God on the side of the football field!" Monica saw that Tang Feng was getting more and more exaggerated, so she quickly let him stop.
"God on the side of the football field? This nickname is good. After I win a few more championships, someone may call me that!" Tang Feng said confidently.
"It's so stinking!" Monica obviously didn't expect that Tang Feng would take any words to gild his face. So she gave Tang Feng a blank look and said unhappy.
Just as the two of them were having a lot of chatting, Tang Feng's cell phone suddenly rang.
Tang Feng took it out and saw that it was Boas, so he said to Monica: "Sorry, this is my assistant, I'll answer the phone!"
Monica nodded, saying she had no objection.
As soon as Tang Feng answered the phone, Boas's excited voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, Tang! I finally figured it out!"
"You're so happy to figure out what you're trying to understand?" Tang Feng said inexplicably.
"You said I had defeated hundreds of millions of opponents. Did I say I was still a sperm? I just checked the Internet. Every time a man ejaculated, there were 200 million sperm. Then I became the winner of these 200 million sperm., and combined with the egg to form a fertilized egg, and then I had me. Do you mean that?" Boas analyzed seriously, "Then, you just said that the tadpole was going to turn into a frog, and you were talking about sperm. Isn't it right? However, your physiology class must fail. Although the sperm looks like a tadpole, it is not a tadpole after all, so how could it turn into a frog?"
Listening to Boas's serious analysis and his research spirit of going online to verify it, Tang Feng felt that no wonder he was so good at collecting intelligence. He was such a natural research maniac!
However, isn't this guy's mind even a humorous cell?
I'm just joking with him. Is it necessary for him to analyze it so thoroughly? I also failed the physiology class.
When I was a child, there was no physiology class in the school at all. Is it good for us Chinese boys to learn by themselves through island action movies?
Tang Feng was speechless about Boas, and he said powerlessly: "Okay, Vilas, you won!"
After saying that, Tang Feng hung up the phone directly.
Seeing that Tang Feng hung up the phone, he looked listless. Monica, who was beside him, asked with concern: "Tang, what's wrong with you? I feel you are not very happy?"
"Nothing, Monica. I just suddenly discovered my assistant...he is an idiot!" Tang Feng rolled his eyes and said.
"Ah? What does it mean?" Monica asked inexplicably.
"Don't worry about that much. Monica, we'd better not compete with idiots. Because they will lower our IQ to their level and then defeat us with their rich experience!" Tang Feng waved his hand and said.
Chapter completed!