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121, My whole family is an actor(1/2)

Bai Jianping immediately took out his mobile phone and opened the web page to the third episode of "Little Drama Bones". The three seconds he pulled Xiaobai to stand guard.

"Look! Xiaobai, my Xiaobai, claws? I'm on TV!"

Everyone surrounded him, and it was really Xiaobai, and he was talking and talking.

"I want it."

"Xiaobaikuo loves miserable old people."

"The paws are still very thin."

"Xiaobai is really Yanyan."

...

Everyone recognizes Xiaobai as an actor, and is also curious about why she became an actor.

Bai Jianping immediately became proud, and it was full of appetites. It took him a long time to explain it.

"That boss Zhang, it's amazing. I heard that his family is so generous, and everyone calls him Mr. Zhang."

Everyone asked him how he was so generous.

Bai Jianping said that Xiaohongma Academy is so big, he belongs to him. What is that location? The prime location of Pujiang is worth every inch of land, and it is worth hundreds of millions of yuan in the market.

He really wanted to say that Zhang Tan was from Pujiang Film Studio, but he couldn't name it and could not remember it.

In the eyes of him and his fellow villagers, the job of the TV station is a strong job, very awesome and very good at pretending.

"He is also an actor," Bai Jianping said at last.

The contractor asked, "Claws, are you inseparable from the actors?"

Bai Jianping laughed and said to everyone proudly: "I, Bai Jianping, will become an actor immediately! And my wife, I will also become an actor. Our whole family is an actor!"

The contractor believed him a little and urged: "It's the matter with your paws, hurry up and say."

...

When Bai Jianping returned home, he saw Ma Lanhua and Xiaobai standing in front of the mirror to compare their beauty.

The younger one said I was cute and tragic, while the older one said I was a flower.

The younger one said that my paws were so cute, and the older one said that I was more cute than you when I was a child.

Then the two started arguing.

Malanhua pushed her butt and immediately pushed Xiaobai away.

The child pedaled and couldn't stop the car. He stopped after hitting the table, and was so angry that he was furious.

However, she immediately had to praise her aunt's butt, which made her envious and jealous. This was the only place she envied her aunt, and she felt that she was more cute in other places.

Malanhua occupied this small mirror alone, proudly.

Bai Jianping coughed, attracting the yellow Malan flower in front of the mirror.

"Ao, cow dung comes home to chat." Ma Lanhua said.

Bai Jianping was stunned: "What? cow dung?? me?"

I thought Malanhua would be more tactful, but I didn't expect her to nod: "You, cow dung."

Xiaobai laughed loudly, gloating, it was nothing to do with him, and he didn't bother with the big deal.

Bai Jianping was so angry that he was so angry that he was just on the construction site, but he was so angry that he was back! When will a Sichuan man stand up???

"Why are you staying there? Go and find the clothes you will wear tomorrow. Don't wear your stinky beggar's clothes."

Bai Jianping couldn't resist such insults with a good temper, and he was so angry that he slapped: "The claws turned into beggar's uniforms, this is a uniform! Do you understand the uniforms?"

Malanhua sneered and disdained to argue. Since her uniform was fired, she has been treated as a foot cloth.

Bai Jianping was so angry that he said to Xiaobai, who occupied the rocking chair: "Xiaobai, you love more."

Xiaobai said proudly: "Hohoo, I want you to insult!"

The family of three changed into clothes under the box, and it looked completely refreshed. The only drawback was that the hairstyle, which came from the same pair of scissors, seemed to be chewed by a dog, was ill-looking.

Xiaobai laughed and laughed at his uncle and aunt's hairstyle, but he didn't know there was a pit on the back of his head!

"Come on, let's review the script."

Ma Lanhua summoned everyone, sat together, took out the script given by Zhang Tan, looked at Lao Bai, and Xiao Bai, and finally chose Xiao Bai: "Xiao Bai read it to us again."

Xiaobai said openly and honestly, "I am a little friend, and my little friend doesn't know how to read."

"Then old white comes."

"Old Bai is cow dung, how can he know the words of cow dung? Don't make a mistake."

Malanhua said angrily: "Hammer! Miss!"

Bai Jianping picked up the script and started reading:

"Early floor, under the overpass, pancake fruit stall, Xiaobai sat in the front of the car, Malanhua was beating eggs..."

Ma Lanhua interrupted, "What are you doing? Where is the car boss? The car boss is our hometown dialect. Boss Zhang can write car boss? Look carefully."

Bai Jianping was not convinced, and even an illiterate person dared to question him. At least he had been to elementary school.

He pointed it to Malanhua.

"The above says the car head, car, head...emmm"

Ma Lanhua glared at him: "Head? I'm missing! I'm so stupid, I'll just be instigated to be the leader. Can you cheer up? Be serious!"

"And you!"

As soon as he changed his voice, the blade pointed at Xiaobai, which scared the child.

"Guawazi, don't play secretly, let go of the little panda! Listen carefully! I'll have an exam tomorrow. If Boss Zhang doesn't want you, you'll stay at home alone. My aunt will do Yanyan's chat."

Bai Jianping was so angry that he couldn't stand up when he got home. This time, he heard Ma Lanhua say "Yanyan", and suddenly felt energetic and laughed: "It's Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, acting Yuan, actor! Yes, it's an actor! You are so handsome in plastic Mandarin, okay? Get up and cheer up!"

"And you!"

As soon as he changed his voice, the blade pointed at Xiaobai, which scared the child again and quickly let go of the little panda.

"You little friend, plastic Mandarin, you are so, acting, acting, acting, acting! so acting."

Xiaobai: "Yanyan."

"Muwazi! Plastic Mandarin, practice well."

Malanhua questioned: "You are still instigating us, but you send some plastic Mandarin."

"Better than you!"

"What a hammer."

"Don't scold people, listen carefully, study hard, let's learn Mandarin together. Xiaobai, you are an actor."

"Yanyan."

"Actor! Not Yanyan."

"Yanyan."

"...Old Ma, come."

"Yanyan."

"Actor! Are you a pig brain? I've instigated the actors and asked me to tell you how many times we are. We are actors."

"We are Yanyan!"

"You are indeed a pig-brained person, just like Xiaobai."

"Hanhan'er, what did you call me just now? Lao Ma? Tonight you can wash your clothes, go and wash your clothes."

Bai Jianping immediately became short of breath and said flatteringly: "We are learning Mandarin and we have to read the script."

"Climb away! Xiaobai and I will study, you go and wash your clothes."

Bai Jianping asked Xiaobai for help: "Xiaobai, your aunt wants me to wash clothes, so I can't teach you Mandarin chat."

Xiaobai climbed onto the rocking chair and put it on it. Ge You lay down, shaking and shaking, Bashi~

"I'm a little friend, I don't know anything."

She remembered that her uncle just said that like her aunt, she is a big-brained person. Do she have no temper when she is a child?╭(╯^╰)╮

Bai Jianping said angrily: "Then you go and wash your clothes."

"I'm a little friend, I can't live in anything."

"Guawazi!"

"You are scolding! You are so bad. Go and wash your clothes. It's dark. We're going to sleep and tell us."

Xiaobai and Ma Lanhua joined forces to kill Bai Jianping and drove him to wash clothes. They gathered together to study the script.

I really don’t know what two illiterate people can figure out.
To be continued...
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