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2057 Ugly baby's limericks

At noon on New Year's Day, Dingxiang and Anna were both dressed beautifully and came to the Xianyu Pavilion to help Hua Tiancheng cook and celebrate the New Year's Day together. In addition, the old godmother and ugly kids, there were five people in total. Hua Tiancheng also found a clean and good clothes for the ugly kids to put on, and the whole family celebrated the festival together happily.

When eating, everyone found that ugly kids had a bad habit. When eating, they always made "bangs" in their mouths. This made Dingxiang and Anna feel uncomfortable when they heard it, but for Hua Tiancheng's sake, both of them were embarrassed to say anything.

What made Dingxiang and Anna even more uncomfortable was that although the ugly baby looked ugly and had some problems with his brain, he was still unambiguous to the beauty. He kept using the little mung bean eyes to clear Dingxiang and Anna's body and face. This made Dingxiang and Anna even more unhappy.

So after dinner and drinking tea, Dingxiang asked the ugly baby: "Ugly, I heard that you have finished junior high school. Can you recite poems for your sister?" When he heard this, the ugly baby wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, nodded, and then began to recite: "Chunxiao, spring sleeps without feeling dawn, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and the sound of mahjong at night, how much does it win or lose?"

"Okay, even ugly kids can change their poems. I'm going to be more amazing." Anna encouraged her, Hua Tiancheng didn't say anything, and she smiled badly.

Gradually, they became familiar with each other. The ugly baby thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Sister Dingxiang, Sister Anna, listen, the moonlight is bright in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, look up at the bright moon, and look down at the lilac. The sun shines on the incense burner and purple smoke grows. Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant. His saliva flows three thousand feet, and he has no money in his pocket when he touches his pocket."

After listening to these three poems by the ugly baby, Dingliu covered her mouth and laughed so hard that her branches trembled, while Anna smiled so hard that she leaned back and forth.

"Oh my god, it's said that the ugly baby's brain has been stimulated. I think this guy is a crooked guy, and even my name is made up. Ugly baby, I will spare you this time. If I dare to arrange it again, I will be angry." After laughing, Dingxiang said deliberately with a tense face.

The ugly baby blushed and quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, Sister Dingxiang, I was going to say that I was looking down on my head and thinking about my hometown, but for some reason, I said that I looked down on my head and thinking about my Dingxiang. Maybe you are too beautiful!"

At this time, Anna was reluctant and stared at her eyes and asked, "Ugly, Sister Dingxiang is beautiful, am I ugly?"

"No, you are also very beautiful. You are both great beauties. I have grown up so old that it is the first time I have seen two young beauties such a beautiful one. I am so happy. I feel like I am living in heaven in the past few days." The ugly baby explained anxiously. He didn't want to offend these two beauties. He didn't want to see them angry, but just wanted to see the two beauties smiling charmingly and stunningly.

Since the arrival of the Fairy Pavilion, Dingxiang and Anna always feel a sense of depression in their hearts, and they have never laughed so happily. Today is the first time I laughed so happily. "Ugly, after dinner, you will prepare to tell us a joke. If we can't make us laugh, I won't give you food."

"Sister Dingxiang, I've just arrived a few days ago. I want to ask you, who are my elder brother's wife, you and Anna?" As soon as the ugly man said this, Dingxiang was stunned. Then she asked back: "Look at us, who is suitable for your elder brother's wife?"

"I think you both are suitable for being my elder brother's wife." The ugly baby said this shocked everyone, and they all said in their hearts that this ugly baby is not stupid! Anna took the conversation and asked, "Ugly baby, the current marriage law allows a man to marry only one wife. If we two of you can only choose one, who do you choose?"

"If you want me to choose, I will marry you both. But if I don't apply for a marriage certificate, who can do what I do?" The ugly baby's words shocked everyone, and even Hua Tiancheng's heart skipped a beat. At this time, the old godmother touched the ugly baby's head with her hand and said, "Everyone said that the ugly baby's brain is stimulated. I think the ugly baby is the smartest."

However, the ugly baby asked the old godmother a question, which made everyone doubt the ugly baby's IQ: "Godmother, you are ninety-four years old, we should all call you grandma. Why are my elder brother, sister Dingxiang and sister Anna, who are less than thirty years old, but they call you godmother?"

"Ugly, the reason why your elder brother and they call me godmother is because my son and your elder brother Hua Tiancheng are brothers of the same generation. Whether I am over ninety or more than one hundred, your elder brother is only one generation lower than me, so you call me old godmother. There is nothing wrong with calling this, do you understand?"

The ugly baby shook his head and said, "I don't understand!"

Hua Tiancheng saw that the ugly baby didn't understand, so he explained too much, so he said, "Ugly baby, I asked you to live in the dormitory of Shenlongshan Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital at night, just to help you see it at night. If there is any unsafe thing, you must tell the eldest brother the next day.

Also, during the day, you come to the Immortal Doctor Pavilion to be a companion for your godmother, sweep the snow at the door, and mop the floor at home clean with a mop. If I have anything I need to run errands, you can hurry up and do it.

If you Sister Dingxiang and Sister Anna need your help, you should take it seriously. This is all the jobs I have arranged for you. Today is January 1st, and your salary will start from January 1st to the 30th of next month, and the fifteenth of next month, and you will get the salary for January 1st. Do you understand?"

"Brother, I understand." As soon as the ugly baby finished speaking, Hua Tiancheng's cell phone rang. He quickly saw that it was Wen Yong who called it.

Hua Tiancheng smiled after pointing out the links and said, "Wen Yong, Happy New Year's Day. Has your marriage to Dingxiang settled on January 9th?

"Dire Tongle. Dean Hua, I called you for this matter. Dingxiang said that he made a request to you, and you didn't agree to her, so she would not marry me on January 9th. There is only one week left. If Dingxiang doesn't give me a letter of approval, I'm almost in a hurry. You just want to agree to Dingxiang for my sake? I beg you!"

Hua Tiancheng smiled bitterly and asked, "Wen Yong, don't ask Dingxiang, what request did she make? Just ask me to agree to her."

"Of course I asked, she just didn't tell me. You just want to pity me. You promised Dingxiang's condition. If you have any conditions, I will definitely agree to you."
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