What does the fifth uncle say? He is quite fucked. He is the kind of person who can do things for others but cannot do things for others.

He is stingy, stingy, and loves to show off. These three points make him, the man, take all of them.

As the saying goes, a dragon gives birth to a dragon and a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse son can dig holes.

Since I am a fucking person, the son next to him is naturally fucking too much, and he has been a naughty child since he was a child.

"Xiao Liu'er, what are you eating?" Zhuzi asked at Liu'er.

"Sugar." Liu'er said.

"Give me some food."

"No." The child looked at Zhuzi and shook his head: "If you don't give me any food, I won't give you either."

"Why is this child so ignorant?" The fifth uncle glanced at the child and cursed, "I've been so selfish since I was a child. How can I grow up when I grow up?"

When the child was so excited that he almost cried, no one had ever said that.

"Are you selfish?" The second brother came over and held the child, without giving the fifth uncle the door, and asked with a smile: "What's wrong with you here?"

"Talk to your parents."

"There is nothing to talk about. Go out and turn right and go to see the third and fourth uncles and the others." The second brother raised his hand and had no intention of saving face for the so-called elder: "I will not leave you, please leave."

When he heard this, Wu Lao's face turned red with anger.

I have seen someone who slapped in the face like this. Last year, you were a little polite to me. This year, as soon as you came back from another place, you were so awesome.

"Oh, don't hurt your kindness." Uncle II walked out and patted his second brother's shoulder helplessly: "Second son, don't joke with your fifth uncle."

When the second uncle came out to smooth things over, the second brother stopped refuting his face. He smiled and nodded, and walked in with the child in.

It's a bit embarrassing to say that they came to their house that day just to have a meal. That's right, it's a free meal.

The fifth aunt seemed to have gone back to her parents' home because of a quarrel with the fifth uncle. He was not very good at cooking and cooking. He probably ended up being disgraced when going to the other families. After all, those people are more stingy than him, so he chose to go to his second brother's house for free.

The second uncle is soft-hearted and easy to talk. As the eldest son, he still takes good care of his younger brothers and sisters.

"The fifth brother is here, let's have something together." The uncle said calmly, and the silly brother had already put the bag next to the kang in the cabinet.

"Brother, I'm so embarrassed. My wife has returned to her parents' home, otherwise I can't come and trouble you." Uncle Wu sat on the kang very naturally and asked Zhuzi to play by himself.

Everyone should know that whenever a parent brings naughty children to visit relatives, the most destructive thing is "You go and play yourself."

This sentence is no less than the sound of nature for naughty children, as if it was approved by God, giving them a good opportunity to show their skills by committing suicide.

Zhuzi first grabbed half of the fruit candy in Liu'er's pocket, and while peeling it and throwing the candy paper on the ground, he didn't intend to throw the garbage into the trash can.

The foolish brother has a pretty good temper and reminded the naughty child not to litter, but the fifth uncle was unhappy.

"How old is the child? He is still ignorant." Wu Uncle said politely: "It'll be enough to sweep it in a while."

"Do you sweep or who sweep?" The second brother carried Liu'er whom he was holding to the kang and sat, looking at his fifth uncle impatiently: "Don't stand and talk without any pain, you won't feel tired when you sweep the floor, right?"

The fifth uncle pointed at the second brother's nose: "How do you talk to the elders?!!"

"Just say that, do you have any objection?" The second brother looked at him coldly.

The uncle also felt that this matter was annoying. Although he fully supported his son, he was still the eldest brother of the family. He could not slap his younger brother in the face like this in front of his younger generation, so he still imitated his second uncle to smooth things over.

"Stop making trouble, just have some meals in Ansheng."

Everyone was having fun at the dinner table, at least it seemed like that.

But there is a point in the attribute of naughty children, called "If you don't commit suicide, you will die". This attribute point is probably full.

Halfway through the meal, Zhuzi directly said congratulations to everyone present for making a fortune, and then spread his hands, meaning it was time to give a red envelope.

Before New Year's Eve, I dared to ask for red envelopes. It's so rude to take them away. This naughty child is also considered a weird one.

"Come on, this is the New Year's money for Xiaozhuzi." The second uncle took out the red envelope that had been prepared from his pocket and handed it to the naughty child with a smile.

At that time, the naughty child opened the red envelope without hesitation and saw the five dollars inside.

As a child with tutoring and quality, how could he complain about the money being small? What's more, in the village of that era, the New Year's money given to him was no longer small.

With gratitude, the naughty child threw a plate of dishes on the table to the ground without thinking, hugging his hands in front of his chest without saying anything.

The scene was extremely awkward, and my second aunt's face was pale.

Not to mention the second brother at this time, the foolish brother wanted to do it at that time.

"Oh, second brother, you think this child is so funny." The fifth uncle said with a smile, his eyes full of pampering: "Your second uncle and others are not easy to live. Zhuzi, don't lose your temper."

The fool smacked his lips, smiled at the child who didn't say a word, and took out his wallet.

"The New Year's money that I gave you has been collected. I will buy whatever I want." The stupid brother smiled at Liu'er and gave him five hundred yuan.

Otherwise, why did the fool become connotated and well-educated? Look at how beautiful this trick is!

When the fifth uncle saw the foolish brother stuffing money to Liu'er, his eyes were looking straight.

In his opinion, it would be nice if the second brother and the fool went to another province to find food. They must be the kind of person who can't make a fortune.

One is a cannon, and the other is a brainless fool. Can they make money? The sows can climb trees!

But when I saw a stack of 100-dollar bills in my silly brother's wallet, my fifth uncle was completely stunned.

"San'er, you make a lot of money." Wu Uncle said with a smile.

The naughty child had a good eye-catching attitude and stretched out his hand at the fool and said, "Congratulations on getting rich."

"Thank you, I will definitely get rich." The foolish brother replied politely, put his wallet back in his pocket, and did not even give him a dollar.

The fifth uncle was embarrassed, the eldest uncle and the second uncle coughed a few times and held back their smiles.

The eldest aunt and the second aunt were laughing so hard. It was probably the first time they discovered that the foolish brother was also quite bad.

Everything was very harmonious that night. Except for the fifth uncle who had been trying to ask for New Year's money for his children, and the second brother who would do it at any time, it was a harmonious and friendly family atmosphere.

Halfway through, my second brother's cell phone rang.

Seeing the phone, Wu Bo's eyes turned redder.

"Hey?" The second Goth looked at the fifth uncle with his cell phone in a pretentious manner, and asked the person over there: "Who are you?"

"I'm your boss!!!"

"Oh..." The second brother asked with a wry smile: "Brother Bai Bao, what's the matter with me?"

"Damn it!! I just asked if you have arrived home!! I didn't give us a letter along the way!!! I fucking thought you were buried by my enemies!!!" Bai Baoguo was so angry that he smashed the table. If his second brother was in front of him, he would probably have to be beaten up by him.

"Big Sha and I are fine. Don't worry, we are all home." said the second brother.

Bai Baoguo said, as long as it’s okay, you can watch the time back.

"On the 15th day of the New Year, Dasha and I will go back."

"Okay, if there is anything to use money, call me if you don't have enough money." Bai Baoguo said, and then said, "Happy New Year."

When I heard Bai Baoguo’s blessing, my second brother was quite happy and said Happy New Year, and then I realized...

"It's New Year's Eve tomorrow..." the second brother muttered.

"Fuck! Get out of here!!!" Bai Baoguo yelled and hung up the phone.

Bai Baoguo's voice was like a loudspeaker, and the content of this call was basically heard by the people present.

"Your boss has a very bad temper." Uncle II laughed: "It seems that he treats you well."

"Yes, it's rare for generous bosses these days. You have to work hard and don't always make the boss angry." The eldest aunt picked up a dish with chopsticks for her second brother.

In the end, the fifth uncle left in a defeat, without taking away any clouds, nor did he take away the stupid brother's money as he wished.

I'm afraid that's also the dinner he felt most worried about over the years.

The second brother breathed a sigh of relief when this upset relative disappeared.

"Mom, brother, won't he come back this year?"

"Didn't you come back in the past few years? I guess this year..."

The uncle was sighing, and the door suddenly rang again. They thought it was the fifth uncle who came back to find trouble, but when the second brother ran over to open the door and was about to scold him, his expression suddenly became stunned.

The man standing in the snow and snow is a burly man in military uniform.

"Brother?!!"

The man's appearance is very similar to that of the second brother, almost 80%, but his figure is completely opposite to his thinness.

The eldest brother is one head taller than the second brother, probably more than 1.9 meters tall, and his burly level is far greater than the stupid brother who is called a strong man by Bai Baoguo.

In the words of my uncle, he is like a black blind man in the mountains.

Although his body is a bit scary, his appearance is much more gentle than his second brother. Just looking at his face, he looks like an ordinary school teacher.

When he heard his second brother scream, everyone in the room ran out.

"Brother!!" The foolish brother ran over with a laugh and gave the man in military uniform a hug: "I have missed you all the time in the past few years!!!"

"You two bastards have grown up." The eldest brother's laughter was very powerful: "Dad! Mom! I'm back!"

"elder brother!!"

"Xiao Liu'er!" The eldest brother squatted down, carried the child into his arms, and said with a smile: "You have grown up, do you miss the eldest brother?"

"I thought about it." The child nodded obediently.

"Oh mom!! Come in and have dinner quickly!! How cold is standing outside!!!" The uncle held the elder brother's hand tightly, and his voice trembled: "You bastard still know how to come back!"
Chapter completed!