Chapter 131 No, buddy you(1/2)
"The love I gave you was written BC, buried deep in the plains of Missoudamia."
After washing up, Jiang Nian walked out of the bathroom humming a song, shook his head, wiped the water stains with a towel. He looked down at his phone and raised his eyebrows.
"I'm so awesome in five minutes to wash my hair and take a shower."
After blowing his hair, he went back to his room and lay on the bed and received a picture from Lin Dong.
“【Wonton】(grin).”
Jiang Nian died of fish eyes and thought to himself that Lin Dong had something wrong with it. He also had such things as midnight snacks. He thought that some beauty was taking a bath photo and overestimated him.
“???”
Lin Dong replied at Lightspeed, "Guess who my wonton is from? (sun glasses)"
Jiang Nian: "The canteen auntie wrapped it with her mouth."
In the dormitory where the lights were turned off, Lin Dong's smile froze instantly.
Next time I learn from my lessons, don’t chat with Jiang Nian while having dinner.
BYD, one sentence gave him a dry appetite. The aunt who sold wontons was over fifty years old and wrapped her mouth
Grass, I can’t think about it anymore, the picture is coming out.
"No, Yang." He just typed a word and stopped again. He glanced carefully and asked his side, "Where has the cousin Qiming been?"
Huang Cailang took a bath on the balcony with his bare butt and turned around and said.
"I just saw it and went to the rooftop."
Lin Dong glanced at him, his eyes unconsciously gathered at the bird's nest. He immediately showed pain. These people deliberately did not let themselves have a good midnight snack, right!
"Gongguangguang, you fucking turn over!"
"Oh." Huang Cailang turned around and took a shower in front of the window, leaving his roommate with a naked back, "Brother Dong, you can't blame me."
"It's too slow to line up in the toilet. I'm so sleepy today. I want to go to bed early."
Lin Dong's face was complicated, showing Yang Mi's signature disgusting expression.
"Are you afraid of seeing the opposite side?"
"What are you afraid of? It's so far away, there's no light in our dormitory." Huang Cailang took a shower with a towel, "Besides, there's a wall blocking the bottom."
Lin Dong: "."
I always feel that roommates are all weird, but I can't find any evidence.
He thought about it and lowered his head to continue sending messages to Jiang Nian to show off.
"Yang Qiming gave it to him. He originally wanted to use it to please his girlfriend. But his girlfriend ignored him and blocked him and put him in my hands."
Half a minute later, Jiang Nian replied to the news.
"Yang Qiming may be playing a very new Nantong fishing method. In fact, he didn't buy it for his girlfriend at all. Is there a possibility?"
Looking at the last line of news and the ellipsis behind, Lin Dong's cold sweat came down instantly.
He swallowed his saliva and replied tremblingly.
"Brother Nian, you can't talk nonsense."
When the news was sent, Lin Dong felt uneasy. It would be fine if Jiang Nian didn't say it, but he was really uneasy when he said it. After all, he just ate Yang Qiming's rice noodles in the morning.
What kind of girlfriend is Yang Qiming’s daughter Wolong?
Reject three times before accepting it, right?
Jiang Nian's news came again, "You can ask him, he will definitely say that. Little fool, this is what you are preparing for you."
Lin Dong glanced at the wontons and suddenly felt panicked.
There was something wrong. Yang Qiming bought two in the morning, so it was reasonable to give it to himself. How to explain that night, his girlfriend refused.
Can't Yang Qiming eat it himself? I have never heard of any man who doesn't eat midnight snacks and wants to lose weight.
"Brother Nian, stop kidding."
When the news was sent, Jiang Nian only replied with a wicked smile.
Lin Dong couldn't sit still, his rationality told him that Jiang Nian was just a man who was unhappy with his midnight snack and deliberately made such a move, but what if?
Thinking of this, he was not in the mood to eat wontons.
Brother Jie was also quite generous when he gave Awei snacks.
He and Yang Qiming are in the same dormitory again, and they sleep in the same room every day. It would be better to make sure that they would not open their eyes in the middle of the night.
How terrifying it is to fight in the same room.
That's really Jae-je can't escape.
Lin Dong thought about it and sent a message to Yang Qiming.
"Cousin, where is it?"
When the news was sent out, it was like a rock sinking into the sea.
About three minutes later, Yang Qiming replied to the news.
“Rooftop.”
Lin Dong breathed a sigh of relief. He had already figured it out in the past three minutes. Jiang Nian was really insulting, doing something that was not enough, and was purely jealous of having wontons for himself.
"Okay, I'll come to you."
Yang Qiming replied, "OK."
Five boys' dormitory and rooftop.
Logically speaking, the rooftops are locked. But there are many talents in the male bedroom. I don’t know which guy has opened the lock, so I can’t find it if I don’t look carefully.
A few boys from the top of the five buildings kept this secret tacitly.
Late at night, after Yang Qiming replied to the news, he rubbed the back of his head a little irritably. He really didn't understand what a woman was thinking, so he didn't want to give her food.
What did you say? "I didn't ask you to give it to me!"
This sentence deeply hurt Yang Qiming. He gritted his teeth and stared at his girlfriend for the first time, feeling a little emotional.
"What does it mean! Your QQ signature, so you want another man to give it to you?"
It was because of this sentence that my girlfriend turned her head coldly and entered the dormitory, turning her head and blocking all his contact information.
Forced by helplessness, he could only use Alipay to chat with his girlfriend.
[Did you want to hit me just now?
Is it my problem if you have a violent tendency?
There is nothing to say between us, let’s break up, it’s over.】
Although he was not a licking dog, his words were so hurtful that he quitted irritably and accidentally clicked on QQ.
If your girlfriend doesn’t say that, can you be anxious? QQ signature is not an hint to yourself, but who is it an hint to?
Who can tolerate this matter if any man puts it?
At this moment, he really wanted to open up his sincerity and prove it to her. He had devoted his true feelings to this love, so what were those efforts?
In addition to pain, the urge to urinate.
The dormitory rooftop is taller than the two out-of-campus buildings opposite the poor rental buildings. Apart from a row of heat dissipation bricks and several water towers, it is completely pitch black.
So there is no need to worry about anything, just take off your pants and swear.
Yang Qiming did the same. After releasing the water, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and the grievances in his heart that were manipulated by the bad woman also dissipated.
Pull up the zipper of the jeans and pull it.
Hum? Why is it stuck?
Yang Qiming tried several times but failed, and he couldn't help laughing. Why did all the troubles happen today? That woman is like this.
The same goes for zippers in pants, it's fucking.
He tried to pull it a few more times, but still failed. The suppressed nameless fire broke out in his heart, and he shouted silently and bullied me and bullied me!
Yang Qiming pulled up and down his pants up and down like crazy, with a ferocious expression and let out a low roar from time to time.
At the door of the rooftop, Lin Dong was stiff in place.
Yang Qiming turned his back to him, constantly doing strange movements, combining pitch and tilt. First of all, when practicing waist, the joints of the hips were almost swung back and forth.
Accompanied by a ferocious roar, it seemed to be rushing.
More importantly, Yang Qiming's mobile phone screen is on, staying in the chat interface with himself.
At that moment, Lin Dong's sky collapsed.
The pain brought by this picture may take you a lifetime to heal.
Yang Qiming seemed to have noticed something, but when he turned around, he saw everything. The door of the rooftop was empty, and then he remembered Lin Dong and said he wanted to come to find him.
To be continued...