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Chapter 212: A mouthful of braised pork turns your intestines, you won’t die after eating it(2/2)

Jiang Nian still remembers that when he was sick when he was a child, his mother would hold his face and kiss him. Then she would take him to buy delicious food, and then the illness would be cured inexplicably.

At that time, he said that when he grew up, he would treat his mother to delicious food all over the street.

Thinking about it now, I still feel a little naive.

After all, people have grown up and cannot do the intimate gestures they did when they were children. There is no need to organize some embarrassing programs to break the current situation of people hating dogs.

He casually browsed the shopping app and bought a few storage gadgets he needed for his room.

As for why I don’t buy it for my parents, it’s just because I know what it is. If I really want to make things awkward, I’ll buy bags and bracelets and lick them all.

My mother would only reasonably suspect that he had made a female classmate at school pregnant.

Things can't be dealt with anymore, so I feel guilty and try to be sensible first to try to gain a good impression.

It's not necessary anyway.

After a while, Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe came out. They placed the thermos bottles along the wall, and the two women's thermos bottles were placed close to each other.

"Let's go."

"Okay, let's take a seat upstairs." Jiang Nian swallowed his words mid-sentence, coughed and smiled awkwardly, "It's not a good word, it's easy to say."

Chen Yunyun had long been accustomed to it and had no reaction.

"Maybe there's not a lot of people here, so I don't know what's being cooked today."

"As long as it's not a carrot meeting, I'm not too picky." Jiang Nian looked indifferent and spread his hands and said, "Anyway, I choose chicken legs with rice, what about you?"

"Celery, maybe tofu, I don't know if it's available." Chen Yunyun hesitated for a moment.

"I want to eat braised pork." Wang Yuhe said.

Jiang Nian paused and looked at her.

"Who asked you?"

"You!!" Wang Yuhe was furious in an instant. His vocabulary was very small and he couldn't speak clearly. Tears welled up in his eyes, "I asked myself if I can't do it!"

"Yuhe, leave him alone." Chen Yunyun comforted her and glanced at Jiang Nian with a resentful look, "You too, don't always bully her."

Jiang Nian laughed and didn't take it seriously.

What's wrong with bullying elementary school students based on their ability? Is there a problem? No problem.

The three of them went up to the second floor, and there were only three or four people lining up at the dining window. Taking advantage of the gap in the queue, Jiang Nian took a look and saw that all the dishes mentioned by the three were available.

The cafeteria in the dormitory is functioning stably and has a good reputation.

Jiang Nian had chicken legs with rice, but he was a little hungry for braised pork. When he turned around, he saw a spoonful full of it lying on the stainless steel dinner plate of an elementary school student. Auntie probably likes stupid food.

Maybe it was because there weren't many people around in the afternoon, so I prepared a big spoonful of braised pork for Wang Yuhe.

The braised pork is full of soup, which makes Jiang Nian unable to take his eyes away. If he eats it with rice and turns his intestines, he will die on the spot after eating it.

I have to find a way to take a bite.

"What's wrong with you?" Seeing him in a daze, Chen Yunyun couldn't help but asked curiously.

"Nothing." Although Jiang Nian wanted to eat, he did not lose his composure. He glanced at Chen Yunyun's plate and asked, "Why do you eat so vegetarian?"

"Short of money? Swipe my card."

"No, no, it's not." Chen Yunyun was a little embarrassed, pursed her lips and looked away, "I feel a little fatter recently and want to lose weight."

"You're not fat. Where's the weight? Let me see." Jiang Nian was holding chopsticks at the window and kept walking around Chen Yunyun, looking up, down, left and right.

Chen Yunyun covered her face, feeling extremely embarrassed.

"Don't look at it, I'm just getting fat anyway, let's go, let's eat."

Jiang Nian slightly expressed regret for this.

Being perfunctory means that the feelings fade away after all.

I sell electronic scales. If you are fat, you will know by touching it.

After taking a seat.

Jiang Nian and the two women sat face to face. Wang Yuhe looked at the braised pork and swallowed his saliva. Chen Yunyun looked at Jiang Nian, and Jiang Nian looked sideways at Wang Yuhe's braised pork.

"Ahem, Wang Yuhe, why don't you come and make a bet?"

"Huh?" She was about to eat, but she couldn't help but raise her head when she heard this, "What kind of bet?"

Jiang Nian picked up a fallen disposable chopstick from the dining table at the back.

He pointed to the black trash can halfway across the canteen and said.

"Do you believe that I can throw this chopstick into that trash can?"

Wang Yuhe glanced at the chopsticks in Jiang Nian's hand, and then at the trash can ten meters away. After doing some calculations in his mind, he shook his head and said.

"Don't believe it."

"Well, if I sit down and throw these chopsticks into the trash can now." Jiang Nian smiled and said, "Then your plate of braised pork belongs to me, how about it?"

Wang Yuhe frowned, reluctant to part with the braised pork, but he didn't believe Jiang Nian could throw it in either.

"What if you lost?"

Jiang Nian smiled slightly and said bewitchingly.

"Nothing to say, I'll give you the chicken legs."

Chen Yunyun instinctively felt something was wrong and persuaded her.

"Stop making trouble."

Wang Yuhe glanced at the chicken drumsticks on Jiang Nian's plate, hesitated for a while and nodded.

"It's a deal!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Nian waved his arm.

The disposable bamboo chopsticks circled in the air, forming a parabola, and were successfully thrown into the black trash can.

At this moment, the whole house was silent.

Wang Yuhe's face was startled for a moment, then quickly collapsed.

Because she found that Jiang Nian, a shameless man, had not even hit the ground before the chopsticks he threw. He had already taken the chopsticks and went straight to pick up his own braised pork.

"You!!! You cheated!"

"Hey, you can't afford it, can you?" Jiang Nian had already picked up a piece of braised pork.

"Uuuuuuuuu, I beg you, don't eat it." Wang Yuhe burst into tears.

Jiang Nian ate more happily. This is the correct way to open the small skills.

The smaller the ability, the smaller the responsibility.

Chen Yunyun covered her face, not daring to look at passers-by, and took the initiative.

"Stop bullying her, I'll share your order."

Jiang Nian raised his head and made a sound.

"I'm not vegetarian."

In fact, Jiang Nian only tried to scare Wang Yuhe. After eating two or three pieces of braised pork, he stopped and did not take away the whole portion for her, leaving half of it for her.

By the way, I gave her some chicken drumsticks, which made the primary school student burst into tears and laugh.

Chen Yunyun was completely embarrassed after eating a meal. She could only comfort herself silently in her heart. This was her choice. She chose it by herself. No one can blame her.

evening.

After returning to the classroom, Zhang Ningzhi was not there.

Jiang Nian took out the three wine-filled chocolates he bought from his pocket and arranged them on her table. Then he sat down and took a sip of water, then clicked on the task panel.

Inside lies a diamond-shaped crystal-like memory fragment (virtual prop).
Chapter completed!
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