Chapter 307 I was shot
Fragrant Spring -
When Shaowang and Qiaoying didn't know how to get Youcai back, Qiaofen came back from watching the video with Zhengping behind her back and told the old story about stealing needles when they were young and stealing gold when they grew up.
Zhengguo, who was too old to be carried on his back, walked in front. He saw Qiaoying squatting in the middle of the road and asked, "Auntie, what are you doing here?" As soon as he stopped asking, he found Shaowang and Youcai again.
Then he loudly said to his mother and brother who were walking behind him: "Daliang's father is drunk again and is fighting with Brother Mole."
"Bah, I fought with him, and it was too late for me to hide from him." Shaowang, who couldn't carry the money after carrying it several times, said angrily.
Qiaofen came closer, put down Zhengping, looked at the scene in front of him, and asked, "What's going on?"
When Qiaoying quarreled with Haijiao at Ah Feng's shop, Qiaofen pushed Qiaoying away. Qiaoying was still a little unhappy because she didn't answer her sister's words.
Shaowang wanted to find someone to complain to. He sat up and said, "This rotten drunkard doesn't know where he drank. He was so drunk that he couldn't move here. Qiaoying and I saw it and were kind..."
"We met Brother Youcai by the river. He was very drunk. Brother Mole carried him here, but he couldn't carry him anymore." Before Shaowang finished speaking, Qiaoying saw him and said that he met Youcai here.
The rich man was afraid that his sister would ask why Shaowang came here, so he quickly interrupted him and rushed to talk.
Qiaofen handed the flashlight to Zhengguo and didn't ask any further questions. She just said, "Hurry up then. Shaowang will help you carry him. Let's help him."
Qiaoying also handed Shaowang's flashlight to Zhengping and said, "One of you two should go to the front to help light the way." After that, she urged Shaowang to come, "Hurry up, you can't walk halfway if you carry someone on your back."
If you move, do you still look like a man?"
Shaowang knew that Qiaoying said this on purpose, so he followed her words and said, "You speak softly. I can carry such a heavy weight so far. If it were someone else, I might have dropped him after just a few steps."
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Qiaofen walked up to Youcai, took Youcai's hand, and said to Shaowang: "Hurry up, the ground is damp here, don't let him sleep for too long."
Shaowang squatted down, took the hand from Qiaofen, and pulled Youcai on his back, saying: "You two lift his buttocks hard, and try to get him up in one go. Once you get him up, that's it."
It’s much easier to handle.”
It is true that if you can stand up Youcai, even if you can't carry him, you can still drag him back by half-carrying and half-dragging him.
Youcai's two hands were placed on Shaowang's shoulders, and Shaowang held them tightly. Qiaoying and Qiaofen were on one side, holding up Youcai's buttocks. The three of them shouted in unison: "One,
Two, three, get up." Even though there were three of us, it still took a lot of effort to get rich.
With a fortune of 156 pounds, Shaowang took two or three steps and then swayed from side to side. The two sisters Qiaofen quickly helped to lift their legs and support their buttocks to share some of the weight.
Qiaoying asked Shaowang with a smile: "If you carry Brother Youcai home, can you still go threshing millet tomorrow?"
Shaowang could hardly breathe, but he still insisted on answering: "You underestimate me... last year, I carried... the wooden cubes for more than ten days."
Zhengguo, who was walking in front to help look after the road, didn't understand Shaowang's hard work. He saw this scene as if he was fighting in a movie and rescuing the wounded. He walked backwards and said: "Health worker, come and save our company."
Commander, our company commander was shot."
Qiaoying and Qiaofen couldn't help but laugh after hearing this. Shaowang himself also laughed, but his laughter became even weaker. He said, "I beg you not to laugh. I was shot even if I laughed."
Who could resist laughing at such a funny thing? Qiaoying laughed so hard that she could hardly stand. Seeing that Youcai's butt was about to fall from Shaowang's back, Qiaoying quickly changed her hands to hold it.
Suddenly Shaowang stood still, and Qiaoying, who was holding Youcai's butt, cursed: "Walk faster, stop and go, stop and go, when will we carry him home?"
Shaowang still stood still. He gritted his teeth and said coldly: "I've really been shot."
Qiaoying groaned, and she also felt a warm current coming from the palm of her hand. Then the warm current turned into hot water and flowed down her arm. Youcai peed, so Qiaoying quickly let go of her hand.
, but it was too late, both of her sleeves were already wet.
As soon as Qiaoying let go, the weight behind Shaowang suddenly increased. He staggered and almost fell backwards. Seeing this, Qiaofen quickly put her hand up. She complained: "Be serious, let go and it fell."
It will take a lot of effort to get it started later.”
Soon, Qiaofen discovered that she was wrong. Youcai's pee was so big that Qiaofen blocked it with her hand like a filter, and the urine flowed out from between her fingers. Qiaofen
Afraid that Shaowang would let go, he said, "Don't put him down until he gets wet. Carry him home so you can go back and change clothes."
You Cai Wo peed in his pants, but Shao Wang was even wetter than him. You Cai only had his crotch wet, but Shao Wang was wet from his back to his trousers. Shao Wang had no intention of letting go of You Wei.
He put it on his back. Shaowang asked: "Qiaoying, are you wet?"
Qiaoying said a little annoyed: "Can you stop getting wet? The cuffs are all wet."
Shaowang was even more disgusted and said: "I'm more unlucky than you, come here and support me, and you can leave him alone when he gets home."
Qiaoying had no choice but to come over. The three of them praised and praised him, and with the voices of the two brothers Zhengguo and Zhengping saying "It stinks, it stinks.", they stumbled and brought Youcai home.
In the wealthy family, poor Daliang was still watching TV alone. When he saw Shaowang and the others carrying his father back, he didn't say anything. He just stood up and stared blankly. His father was drunk almost every day.
, the difference is that in the past days, he would go home by himself and then lie on the recliner and sleep until dawn, but tonight he just had to be carried back. So Daliang was not too surprised. He was used to this situation.
Shaowang stepped forward to the threshold, looked around, and cursed: "Damn bastard, which room does your dad sleep in?"
Daliang pointed to his room dully. Ever since Jiazhen left this home, Youcai has been sleeping with Daliang. He has never entered the room where he and Jiazhen originally slept. There are too many of him and Jiazhen there.
Remembering it, he was afraid to enter there.
After Shaowang threw Youcai onto the bed, he raised his feet and wanted to leave. Qiaofen stopped him, and Qiaofen said, "His pants are so wet, why don't you help him take them off?"
Youcai, who had been drowsy all the way, suddenly started talking. He didn't know whether he was awake or talking in his sleep. He said intermittently: "Jia Zhen, you... you..." You didn't know for a long time.
What did he say.
Shaowang said as if he were avoiding the god of plague: "Look, he's awake. He will take it off by himself."
Youcai's wet crotch has soaked the sheets a lot. Qiaoying knows that this is Daliang's room. She will definitely not take off her clothes when she sees Youcai like this. How can Daliang serve her later? So.
Qiaoying pushed Qiaofen out of the room, walked out, locked Shaowang inside, and said, "If you don't help him take off his clothes, you will sleep with him tonight."
As the saying goes, after the chicken has been killed, do you still need some minced chili pepper? Shaowang thought, it’s so hard to carry it back, so it’s not too late to help him take off his pants. So he said: "Okay, I will take care of the bad luck."
Do."
Qiaoying said with a smile outside the door: "You are a man. If you don't want to help, why should we help?"
Qiaofen came out, looked at poor Daliang, and asked a little distressedly: "Is there still hot water at home?"
Daliang shook his head. He didn't even cook dinner at home tonight, so he still went to his aunt (Li Ping) to eat and get hot water there.
Qiaofen didn't say anything, walked down to the kitchen of Youcai's house, brought up half a bucket of water, put it at the door of Daliang's room, and said to Daliang: "Bring a towel up later and help your dad wipe it.
Don’t sleep anywhere else, use some old clothes as a cushion and go to bed early.”
Daliang nodded again as if he understood. Daliang really didn't want to stay at home. He wanted to go to his mother, but his father was so drunk, so he had to stay at home. Home, he felt, was no longer home. How could he have a home without his mother?
Can it be considered a home? There is a mother there, but there is no father there. A home without a mother is not a home, so how can a home without a father be a home? The young Daliang felt so confused. He missed home and wanted to have a home.
Mom and Dad’s home.
Chapter completed!