Fragrant Spring - 325 Who peed their pants?

The little girl Lele is indeed lovable. She knows that Li Zhishu is her grandfather, and no one has taught her to know that Ajian's mother is her grandmother. She imitates the words on TV and says: "Thank you, grandma!"

This made Ah Jian's mother so excited that she burst into tears. She put down the flat dustpan, stood with one foot under the roof foundation, and stood with one foot on the roof foundation, so that she could just arch one leg, and she hugged Lele

He came up, sat on her bowed legs, and praised: "Lele is so good, so good..." But

She was so excited that she couldn't think of any other words of praise. A woman is a woman, and she didn't forget to scold her husband when she was happy. She then said to Secretary Li: "When you get home, you know how to sit here and dry the sweet potatoes."

Don’t take it back for me, please help me get it into the house."

Li Zhishu originally wanted to respond to his wife, saying that I don’t eat these things, they are all for you women to eat. Colela likes to eat them, so he swallowed the words that came to his lips, stood up, and drank them honestly.

Pull up the flat dustpan.

At this time, Lele struggled to get off the mother's lap and said hurriedly: "Grandpa, grandpa, let's carry it in together." As he said that, he stretched out his little hand and grabbed one side of the flat dustpan.

It is true to say that A Jian's mother is like a child. She also grabbed one side of the flat dustpan, pushed Li Zhishu away, and said to Lele with a smile: "Grandma will carry it with you, not grandpa.

He smokes and it stinks."

The Qiaoying family is also happy. Although this family is poor and in trouble, the family is in harmony, which adds a lot of warmth. The two brothers Zhengguo and Zhengping have already cooked and fed the pigs at home.

When Qiaofen and Qiaoying came back, they just cooked rice and vegetables. In the past night, Zhengguo helped cook the rice, but today he hired someone to help, and he couldn't cook for a large crowd.

The helpers came to dinner, and while everyone was gathering around to drink and eat, the wealthy neighbor next door appeared out of nowhere and said, "Qiaofen, your family doesn't ask me to help you threshing millet. Although my family doesn't farm,

, but you can still help."

Everyone knew that Youcai came here to beg for a drink, but since Youcai was a wealthy man and a well-known figure in Muwa Village, they didn’t tell him anything and just said: “You haven’t worked for many years.

Okay, I ask you to thresh grain for a day, can you bear it?"

Youcai didn't need anyone to greet him, so he found an empty seat and sat at the table. After losing his wife, Youcai never went out to collect or sell goods. Instead, he drank every day. When he got bored, he went out to find someone to drink with.

Paying money to buy drinks and treating people, everyone else has to work. He can't afford to drink like this every day. After a long time, those drunkards have avoided him. No one wants to talk to him.

When he drank, he wandered around the village. He would go into whatever house was busy. Since they were all from the same village, no one would kick him out. No, knowing that Qiaofen's family was threshing millet today, he

He got in. Youcai said to the man: "You underestimate me too much. I have been doing farm work since I was a child. A day of harvesting will kill me."

Qiaofen took out a pair of bowls and chopsticks from the cupboard and gave them to Youcai, and asked kindly: "Has Daliang eaten? If not, I will send Zhengguo to call him over and eat together."

"This kid, you can still starve him. He didn't know how to go to his aunt's house to eat." Youcai said, looking at Lin Hua's mother, and continued: "My mother-in-law, isn't it? This kid Daliang is really in your family.

Are you going to eat with his aunt?"

Lin Hua's mother said: "Yes, his aunt was alone at home and had no company, so she asked him to come over and eat with her. The two of them had a pig tail and two pig kidneys at home, which was enough to eat." It turned out that Liping had lunch at noon.

When I arrived, I found Daliang and asked him to come over for dinner in the evening. He must have already eaten by now.

The wealthy man was tired of eating big fish and meat, and was not interested in the not-so-luxurious dinner cooked by Qiaofen's family. He barely touched his chopsticks. He was only interested in the wine in the bowl, and after drinking two bowls, he was still

It’s not satisfying, so I want to guess the numbers (punching, also called guessing).

The only men present were Lin Hua and his son and Shao Wang. Lin Hua's father was an old man. He didn't make trouble with young people and only drank his own boring wine.

Shaowang went back that night with a fortune on his back and was drenched in urine. He always wanted to find an opportunity to make a fortune. As soon as he got rich, he called Lin Hua and said, "Hua Zi, come and guess the numbers. I will give you a fortune."

Go ahead and make him pee his pants on the spot." After saying this, he chuckled maliciously.

A man who is usually such a good man, once he becomes addicted to alcohol, all his dignity and integrity will disappear. This is what he is like when he is rich. When Shaowang said he peed his pants in front of so many women, he

There was no retort, but he was excited that Shaowang agreed to guess the code. Before Lin Hua could say anything, he rushed to say: "Come on, come on, I still don't know who fucked and pissed who's pants."

Youcai is Lin Hua's brother. Shaowang wants to punish him, so Lin Hua naturally won't agree. But Lin Hua still pretends to be nonchalant and says: "Come on, guess a few villages, there will always be someone who falls first."

." Lin Hua has his little Jiujiu in his heart. He can't control Xiao Jiujiu if he has money and drinks. If he doesn't punish him, he will get drunk himself. But if Shaowang wants to control Wealth, he will punish Shaowang.

So the three people guessed the numbers. The one who had the money was called the guesser first, and then he started to sit down as the banker. Lin Hua helped cut the horse grass (cutting the horse grass is a term among local drinkers, when guessing the numbers)

The meaning of "help scooping up wine" (Ma) is the same as "horse", so that's where the meaning comes from.), the two brothers Youcai and Shaowang are so good, it snows in June, and with eight horsepower, it will definitely hit your mark, Lin

Hua slightly prepared two, one large and one small.

Tiao Geng, in rural areas, Tiao Geng usually buys two this time and one pair next time, so they are all very mixed and come in different sizes. The big ones will have one or two bottles of wine after two or three scoops, and the small ones will only take five or six scoops.

Lin Hua meant that when it was his turn to drink, he would use a small spoon to scoop up the wine, and when it was Shaowang and Youcai's turn to drink, he would use a large spoon. In this way, even if his code is not good, then

It's unlikely that he was the one who got drunk first.

Guessing is like shouting a slogan. The shouts of two people are particularly matched, and the number of words in the shouts should be kept the same. Just like if you are rich, you shout mountains and firewood, but if you are less prosperous, you have to shout four words, such as getting rich in all seasons.

The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, etc. If the wealthy person shouts "Three More", then the less prosperous person shouts "Four Seasons", "Eight Horses", etc. Of course, this is not agreed upon, it depends on the tacit understanding between drinkers. Often

Everyone already knew this from the first sentence they spoke.

Should the bureau call out a three-letter code or a four-letter code? Because when the inviter reaches out and shouts, the tone has already been determined. If the inviter calls out quickly, it must be a two-letter code. Call out.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, what is it if it's not three words or four words? If no one loses after guessing for a long time, the person calling the code will also temporarily change the number of words in the middle to increase the number of guesses.

The intense feeling, this is the charm of the ancient game of guessing.
Chapter completed!