Fragrant Spring - 335 pipe shit cures stomachache

Although Xia He and Jin Xiu are so wild, they are also afraid of being looked at by others. It should be said that they are afraid of being looked at by others. It's okay if Zheng Guo looks at them. Zheng Guo is screwed by them, but he also has trouble with him.

What do you mean?

Originally, she wanted to use Zheng Guo to try out the feeling of inserting the thing, but she didn't expect that Zheng Guo would make her miserable before she was fully satisfied. Jin Xiu put on her clothes and pants angrily, but when she carried her back, she drank.

Cold water also filled her teeth. She put on her pants

At that time, I felt that my crotch was empty, but when I looked at it, I found that I was so angry that I forgot to put on my pants. I had to take off my pants again, picked up the pants that were thrown aside, and put them on again. This made Xia He beside me

I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t stand upright….

After a while of struggling just now, the few cucumbers they had eaten had long been digested without a trace. The two of them were a little hungry again, so they each picked up a cucumber, wiped it on their clothes, bit it and walked out.

He walked through the broken door of the warehouse. Not far away, Leng Buding saw Shaowang coming towards him. The two of them hurriedly put the cucumbers behind their backs.

Shaowang was also startled when he saw the two of them, and cursed: "You two scared me, what are you doing sneaking around here in broad daylight?"

The shrewd Xia He responded rudely and said: "Who is being sneaky? I think you are the sneaky one. You are also startled when you see people in broad daylight. You must have done something shameful."

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"Go, go, go, I'm only a little old, but I still dare to talk back to adults." Shaowang had indeed done something shameful, otherwise he wouldn't have been so guilty that he was frightened by these two little girls during the day.

Shaowang just went up the mountain to peel off some Hemu bark, grind some Hemu bark into some powder, and put it in a plastic bag, ready to go to Haijiao's house. Once this Hemu bark powder comes into contact with human skin, it will last for less than half an hour.

, people must be extremely itchy, scratch it even if you can bear it.

For an hour or so, those who couldn't bear it had to take a shower quickly, otherwise they would still be itchy after scratching their skin. Mountain people flocked to this kind of tree and would not cut it down when cutting firewood. However, the material of this kind of tree is indeed very good.

To build furniture, it is the best material.

Shaowang is going to persecute Haijiao. This is the bad idea he helped Qiaoying with a few nights ago. Now he wants to take advantage of Haijiao's absence and pour the powder into the clothes she will change at night, so as to ensure that Haijiao is safe.

Jiao will enjoy it tonight.

When Shaowang came to Haijiao's house sneakily, he saw Jiu Shuzheng lying on the lounge chair under the loquat tree, leisurely enjoying the cool air while humming his favorite colorful opera. A long tree was set up next to the loquat tree.

On the bamboo pole, there are more than a dozen colorful things

The green clothes were swaying gently in the breeze like colorful flags, and among them were Haijiao's clothes. Rural people only had two or three sets of clothes when they came and went, and there were not many people in Muwa Village, so even the clothes that were hung out to dry were all.

Can identify who it is.

Jiu Shugong was here, so Shaowang couldn't make a move, so he had to squat in the corner of the room and wait for the opportunity. Jiu Shugong was over ninety years old, but he was still sharp and clear. As soon as Shao Wang squatted down, he was discovered by him. Jiu Shugong came towards Shao Wang's

The direction shouted: "Wang, why are you hiding in the corner?"

Seeing that he couldn't hide anymore, Shao Wang stood up, holding his stomach and pretending to be in pain, and said, "Uncle Jiu, my stomach hurts so much. I want to ask you to order some pipe shit to wipe your belly button."

In mountain villages, when someone has a headache or a fever, they usually don’t take injections or medicine. Instead, they use some crude method, rub pipe feces on their belly buttons to treat stomach pain. This is the most commonly used method, and there are not many in Muwa Village.

The old man smoked a pipe, so people often came to ask Uncle Jiu for pipe shit. Uncle Jiu believed it. He sat up and asked with concern: "What did you eat? It made your stomach hurt."

"It's nothing. I drank with Youcai for most of the night last night. I fell drunk and fell asleep on the floor. Maybe I got cold." Shaowang pretended to be real, half-bent, walking softly.

He walked to Uncle Nine as if he was about to kick his feet.

Uncle Jiu stood up, helped Shao Wang to his recliner, and said, "Sit down, I'll go find a bamboo strip first." As he said that, he walked vigorously towards the hut behind the house, where he had broken bamboo from a few days ago.

The two extra strips that are not needed when weaving the fish basket are used to scrape the buttocks when preparing to make a nest.

As soon as Uncle Jiu walked past the corner of the room, Shao Wang stood up in a lively manner, jumped under the bamboo pole where clothes were hung, took out a plastic bag from his trouser pocket, and was about to sprinkle Hemu powder on it. But at this time he

But I was stupid

, He recognized Haijiao's clothes, but he couldn't recognize Haijiao's bra and panties. There were two bras and women's panties here, one was from Jiazhen, and the styles of both were similar. Which one is Haijiao's?

Where is the delicate one? He thought

Just sprinkle it on the clothes. Thinking that he had spent so much effort just to please Qiaoying, now he can only sprinkle it on the clothes. Not only Qiaoying is not satisfied, but he himself is a little dissatisfied.

A flourishing heart

, kept doing it, shaking the powder on two pairs of underpants and bras. I thought to myself, Jiazhen is not a good woman, Hou San and others are trying to seduce her, and if she is beaten once, she is worthy of being rich and entertaining last night.

His salt peanuts.

When Uncle Jiu came back with the bamboo strips that he had peeled thin with his fingernails, Shaowang was already sitting on Uncle Jiu's recliner in pain and kept screaming. Uncle Jiu stretched the bamboo strips towards him.

He inserted it into the pipe of his cigarette rod and said: "Young people, don't sleep on the ground all the time. The ground is very moist. If you sleep for one night, you may have a stomachache or diarrhea. In the future, you will get rheumatism when you get old."

After pretending to this point, it was no longer possible not to pretend, so Shaowang simply pretended to be more like it. He said: "You are right, I have pooped four or five times today, and now I can hardly lift it when I walk."

My feet are broken."

Uncle Jiu had already scraped the shit out of his pipe. He said, "Pick up your clothes and wipe them. It will be fine in a while."

Shaowang obediently picked up his clothes and asked Uncle Jiu to smear the black pipe shit on his navel. Pipe shit is actually not shit, it is just the oil and paste accumulated in the pipe when smoking. The shape is black.

It's like shit, so everyone calls it pipe shit. Although this pipe shit is ugly, it has the same anesthetic effect as crow.

After Shao Wang wiped the shit out of his pipe, he shamelessly slept on Uncle Jiu's recliner. He didn't leave until A Jian drove back and woke him up. When he left, he couldn't help but smile.

It's time for Shaowang to go back. Shaowang is just stingy and benefits himself at the expense of others. He is not lazy. Today, my sister-in-law goes to work and rests at home. I have to go back early to help with housework. Although I don't have pigs and chickens anymore, I still have a lot of them.

Housework. For example, sawing firewood. The construction of a new house will start next month. As soon as the construction starts, we will have to ask people to help. So many people’s meals depend on firewood. If we don’t cut more firewood now, we will store it here.
Chapter completed!