Fragrant Spring - 607 Ridiculous Thoughts

It turned out that Shaoqiang failed to satisfy Xiaoyu in the city, and was looked down upon by Xiaoyu for a while. He felt extremely useless. What's the use of having so much money? He couldn't even conquer a woman, so he might as well be Mu De. After returning home that night

, and happened to meet Mu De peeing in the corner of the room, Mu De's big thing was eye-catchingly exposed. Shaoqiang remembered that when he and Jin Banxian were bragging, he heard Jin Banxian say that people worship gods, so he hung the portrait of the god on the wall.

In the middle of the house, he worshiped morning and night. Over time, he became tainted with the immortal energy. So Shaoqiang got Mu De drunk and wanted to leave Mu De at home at night so that he could soak up Mu De's "immortal energy".

Shaoqiang came to ask Jin Banxian for help in dealing with Lin Hua last night. After Jin Banxian agreed, he discussed the matter with Jin Banxian again. Shaoqiang said shamelessly: "Banxian, do you think there is any way to make my thing bigger and longer?"

A little?"

During this period, Shaoqiang often talked to Jin Banxian about this kind of thing, and Jin Banxian was used to it. As a man, who doesn’t have some lust? Jin Banxian said: "This is a bit difficult. If you have to do it for a longer time, it will be easier."

Shaoqiang was very greedy. He wanted both time and the thing to become bigger and longer. He said a little regretfully: "Didn't you say that you can become a god by looking at the portraits of gods? Do you think it can be made by looking at that big thing every day?

Will mine get bigger too?"

Most of what Jin Banxian said to Shaoqiang before was just bragging, but he didn’t expect Shaoqiang to believe it. Jin Banxian had no choice but to say: “It’s possible, but who would show you this thing every day? Besides, seeing

If you use small gadgets to make your own gadgets smaller, isn't that just stealing the chicken but losing the rice?"

"Who said no? Isn't Mu De very big? Mu De eats at my house every day. If I ask him to check it, he won't do it. When I go back, I will ask him to sleep in my guest room at night. I have to check on him every night."

Because a house builder came, the Qiang family vacated the upper floors on both sides, and there were many vacant rooms. Shaoqiang would not say that he left Mu De in his room to sleep. Such a stupid thing would not even happen to Mu De, a fool.

Won't even say it.

Shaoqiang had said this, so Jin Banxian had no choice but to go on and said, "Oh! That's right, why didn't I think of Jin Banxian? If you can calm down and look at Mu De's big thing, maybe it's true.

It can become bigger if you are sincere and spiritual!"

"Of course!" Shaoqiang seemed to have found a treasure. He came up with the method himself, but he just used Jin Banxian's words. Now that he has received Jin Banxian's approval, of course he is happy.

Jin Banxian only told Shao Qiang about this matter as a half-truth and half-false joke. He said casually: "Just looking at it may not necessarily be very good. If you touch it, you will be a few percent sure."

What Jin Banxian didn't expect was that Shaoqiang came tonight. Since he told him, he really left Mu De at home last night and saw Mu De's stuff. Jin Banxian wanted to laugh, but he knew that Shaoqiang had put this

The thing was taken seriously, so he didn't dare to laugh. Shaoqiang said that he felt that the thing had grown a little bigger in the morning. Jin Banxian knew that this was purely a psychological effect. There was no such thing in the world. It would grow bigger after just a few glances. Jin Banxian was afraid of Shaoqiang.

Qiang firmly believed this, and one day he would find out that the thing had not grown in size at all and he would no longer trust him, so he said that he had been doing that thing for a long time and wanted to lure Shaoqiang in that direction. Shaoqiang

If you want to make your thing longer and bigger, you just want to satisfy a woman and win her heart. Then if you let Shaoqiang do it for a longer time, wouldn't it satisfy women even more? In this way, even if it is

Shaoqiang found out that his toy hadn't gotten bigger, so it wouldn't do anything to him. Not to mention, although Jin Banxian was neither good nor bad, he knew a little bit about weird things. He said he

It is an exaggeration to say that he can make his wife unable to get out of bed. It is true that he can make his wife feel so comfortable that she is as limp as mud. And after so many years of marriage, not only does his ability in that area show no sign of diminishing,

On the contrary, he is getting stronger and stronger. This is all due to the cup of herbal wine he drinks in the morning and evening. Although this herbal medicine is not a precious traditional Chinese medicine, it can nourish and strengthen yang. There is a saying in the mountains that a small grass on the roadside may be a blind

Herbal medicine, it just depends on whether you know how to use it.

As expected, Shaoqiang was attracted by Jin Banxian's words. He asked urgently: "If you have any ideas, please tell me. I will make my wife unable to get out of bed when I go home and watch her nagging all day long."

Nagging."

"It's not a trick, it's the medicinal wine I brewed. If you want it, I'll decorate it for you. I'll brew more next time." Jin Banxian smirked. He knew that Shaoqiang couldn't possibly want to go back to fuck Guiqin.

Yes, Shaoqiang is now the big boss, and he travels to the county town all day long. Who dares to say that he doesn't have a few pink and tender women in the city.

"If you want it, why don't you want it? Give me more decorations." Shaoqiang could not wait to take a few sips now, then run to Xiaoyu and make Xiaoyu foam at the mouth, avenging yesterday's "one-shot revenge".

Jin Banxian found a plastic jug and went into the room to fill it up for Shaoqiang. He said meaningfully: "Although this medicinal wine can last you a long time, don't overdo it."

Shaoqiang didn't listen to Jin Banxian's words at all. He grabbed the medicinal wine and said directly: "You should have told me about such a good thing a long time ago."

When Shaoqiang came back from Jin Banxian's house, Guiqin and Mu De had already gone to bed. Guiqin looked like a broken jar now, and Mu De slept in the room without locking the door, and he was not afraid that the children would suddenly open the door again. Shao Qiang

He forced open the door and went in, turned on the light, and saw Guiqin sleeping deeply with her head on Mu De's arm. She was so asleep that she must have been exhausted from having another big fight with Mu De just now.

Mu De was called by Shaoqiang. He let Mu De sleep on their bed, and the three of them shared the same bed, so that he could worship Mu De's big thing. Being able to sleep with Aunt Guiqin hugging each other was what Mu De wanted.

So he listened to Shaoqiang's words as always. He slept with Shaoqiang and his wife until the rooster crow, and then Shaoqiang drove him up and went to sleep on the floor upstairs.

Guiqin didn't lock the door because she knew Shaoqiang was coming back. She was in a hurry to do that with Mu De, so she didn't bother to lock the door. Guiqin knew that Shaoqiang let Mu De sleep at home just to watch her and Mu De.

When Mu De did that thing, Guiqin understood Shaoqiang. Shaoqiang was not very good at what he did. He was addicted to watching people do that thing. Now Gui Qin can accept it. Anyway, he can be with Mu De. Shaoqiang

Just watch it, it’s not like I haven’t shown it to Shaoqiang. What Guiqin hates is that when Shaoqiang sees her and Mu De doing that, he always likes to ask her to help him hold that thing. Gui Qin likes Mu De, so she manages it

Mu De stuff makes her mouth sore every time, and she doesn't like Shaoqiang's little one. But what Guiqin doesn't know is that Shaoqiang is not good at doing that with her, but doing that with others is barbaric.
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