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One hundred and thirtieth six balls of sadness

"Okay, women are supposed to do housework, and they are mopping the floor and fighting for it. Liu Yi, just stay on the sofa and don't run around on the floor. Although you always look like a kid, It's very wretched, but she understands how to care about women. Not bad, not bad..." Han Tingting glanced at Liu Yi and said with a smile: "But you are a guest today, so just leave these things to us. You will wait for a while. Let us ask you to eat,"

"Haha, I have always respected women," Liu Yi scratched his head in embarrassment. When he finished speaking, he seemed to hear someone talking about how he sneaked into the women's restroom before. Could it be him? Does it have any psychological effect...

But after all, Han Tingting was a teacher, and she actually scolded her students for looking vulgar. This made Liu Yi very angry. Although he also admitted that he did look vulgar sometimes, but on the computer screen and mobile phone screen, this was still There are pairs of wretched eyes waiting to see me teasing beauties every day, why not save some face...

"Okay, I will finish mopping the floor soon. Sister Tingting, please go to the kitchen to work first. I will help you when I finish this," Siyu said with a smile.

"Well, then I'll go and get busy. There is fruit on Liu Yi's table. You can take it and eat it yourself," Han Tingting told Liu Yi, then she quickly came to Siyu's ear and whispered: "You'd better pay attention. Come on, the school has all sorts of lewd stories about what he did to the belle of our school. I think there’s something wrong with the way that kid looks at you. You have to be careful not to let him eat you for a while.”

"Oh, Sister Tingting, aren't you the school beauty of your school? Has he already eaten your tofu?" Siyu Qiao said to Han Tingting with a smile.

"What nonsense are you talking about? He is my student. You want to beat him again, right?" Han Tingting glared at Siyu and said angrily.

"You can't beat me. If I give you one hand, you can't beat me." Siyu smiled mischievously and then stared at Han Tingting's chest and said, "But if you really want to beat me today, how about we Let’s go play a few more rounds tonight,”

"Farewell, my stomach is a little bloated today, which is inconvenient," Han Tingting curled her lips and said.

"It's okay, I'll gently press and touch it for you, and then we can continue fighting for three hundred rounds," Siyu said with a lewd smile.

"Go away, don't say these things in front of my students. The impact is not good. I'm going to cook first. You can come over as soon as you finish." Han Tingting avoided Siyu's provocative look, and then her face turned red. He quickly ran directly to the kitchen.

Liu Yi looked at Han Tingting and Siyu whispering there, and then he started to laugh obscenely. The two people's usual play seemed a bit unusual.

"Why are you laughing? Do you want to play too?" Siyu smiled and dropped the mop in her hand and looked at Liu Yi and said.

"Ahem...well...I'm not that kind of person. Don't think of me as so vulgar. In fact, I don't discriminate against you two. Of course, you shouldn't think that this kind of thing is a shameful thing. Man Use soap, and women use bananas. As long as you feel happy, go your own way and let others decide. I believe that one day you two will live a happy life. I sincerely wish you both," Liu Yi smiled. said.

In fact, despite what Liu Yi said, he was simply shocked in his heart at this time. Beauty, two stunning beauties who look like gods are actually getting together. In this world, it is impossible. I know how many men will be like Liu Yi. After knowing this fact, I will feel a kind of sadness in my balls.

In today's world, as long as you are a woman, no matter you are a fool or a lunatic, as long as you can give birth to a child, there will be many people rushing to get you. But now Han Tingting and Siyu are neither crazy nor stupid. , and this is a peerless beauty that is rare today. Many rich and handsome people want to snatch her away, but the two of them come together silently. What words can be used to describe Liu Yi's mood at this moment? Two words : "My grass,"

"Bah... Where have you gone with your thoughts? Sister Tingting and I were talking about playing a game called League of Legends. The two of us would play solo, and the loser would drink a bowl of cold water. Tingting has been Sister Ting lost nearly thirty games to me. She drank too much and her stomach was broken." Siyu came to sit on the sofa next to Liu Yi and said excitedly: "Do you know how to play? Why don't we play two rounds?"

After talking about it for a long time, what they were talking about was actually playing the game League of Legends... It seemed that he was overthinking it. Liu Yi blushed with embarrassment, and then said: "Remember when I played League of Legends WCG professionally? During the league, I met a super god-level professional player. His name is Lost Leaf. This person is an unforgettable nightmare in my life. In the end, after three days and three nights of a dark duel, because of the support in our team I received a bottle of Wangzai milk from a beautiful player in the opposing team, and then directly brought teleportation and rebirth to sell heads at the beginning. Later, we failed, so from now on I swore that I would never touch this game again. So I can only say that I am very sorry for your request for a solo with me."

"Hey... I didn't expect you to be so tragic, but I heard that you are a player in the professional league. So what is your favorite hero and position?" Siyu said with a smile.

"adc Amumu,"

"..."

"Okay, I won't bullshit you anymore. I want to know why a high-level expert at such a young age suddenly went to an ordinary high school for no reason. Why do you think this is?" Siyu tilted her head. He looked at Liu Yi and asked.

"Chasing beauties," Liu Yi knocked his legs on the coffee table beside him, stretched out, and said with a smile, "I don't have any hobbies in my life. My only hobby is to like beauties. I've heard that Feng There are so many beauties in No. 1 Middle School, so I decided to come and try my luck."

"Hmph, then I have to warn you. I don't care if you chase other people or anything, but Sister Tingting is a good person. If you have any undue thoughts about her, even if you saved my life, Don't blame me for turning my back on you then," Siyu said with a cold snort.

"You are really overthinking. I have already said that I am not as vulgar as you think. Although I like beautiful women, I also know that such people can be touched and who cannot be touched, just like the one in our class. 'Class beauty' Shi Dacui has a pockmarked face and weighs almost twice as much as me. I have absolutely no thoughts about such a person," Liu Yi said with a righteous look.

"Go away, don't compare me, Sister Tingting, with the 'class beauty' of your class,"

"Well, I understand, Mr. 'Class Beauty',"
Chapter completed!
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