Xu Xiaochang said: "I'm here to go to school, and there's no need to use too much, so I can just make do with it, right? Brother Wang Ye!"

Wang Ye sighed and thought: Rich people can't make do with anything like this! To be honest, Wang Ye only now realizes that he is really poor. When Wang Ye was a rich man, he liked sports cars, fine wine, and often fooled around.

,

The cost per day was only tens of thousands, and Xu Xiaochang spent five or six hundred thousand on one shopping trip, which was just okay. If not, it would have been more than two million. Compared with Xu Xiaochang, Wang

Ye is indeed really poor!

Xu Xiaochang came over and took Wang Ye's hand and said, "Brother Wang Ye, what do you think of going to college?"

"Two words, comparison!" Wang Ye said without hesitation.

"What do you mean?" Xu Xiaochang asked.

"It's like the popular Apple mobile phone now. To be honest, the mobile phone is too expensive and not very useful. Ordinary domestic smartphones that cost more than a thousand yuan can be used. But why do so many people insist on buying an Apple mobile phone?

To put it simply, it’s all about human desire. I feel like it’s very respectable to go out with this phone. Of course, it’s true.

This is true, and it is even more true in college. Students are all competing with each other. They go out to play together to see who wears famous brand clothes, who carries a famous brand bag, and whose boyfriend is a rich second generation.

Look at whose boyfriend has a car, a mobile phone, perfume, anyway, even if he takes a poop in the toilet, he can be compared!"

"Ah? Is there anything that can be compared with this?"

"Have you ever gone to a five-star hotel to poop? If you have gone, you are awesome. If you have not been, you are poor! This is the so-called comparison!" Wang Ye said.

Xu Xiaochang said disdainfully: "What are these things to compare with? Aren't they just a mobile phone, cosmetics and a boyfriend? If I don't want a boyfriend, I can get these things. Oh, by the way, you said a car,

I really need to buy a car. It would be too inconvenient to go out without a car. What kind of car do you think I should buy?"

Wang Ye bumped his head against the wall and said, "Sister, can we not have the car? Do you know how much hatred these things you bought can attract? Nowadays, society hates the rich. If you are so rich, if you are selling

If you have a car, people will really hate you!"

Xu Xiaochang said disdainfully: "Besides, everyone is like you. When I went to Africa to play, I brought a lot of things from our side and gave them to the children there. They were all very nice to me and didn't care about me at all.

They would hate me, but on the contrary, I took a lot of photos, including children in Libya, oh, by the way, on the day Gaddafi died, I was still playing in Libya!"

"..." Wang Ye wants to cry, really wants to cry. Is this a child prodigy or a retard?

Wang Ye said: "Xiao Chang, when you go to Libya to play, aren't you afraid of being killed by the Americans?"

"Besides, our country is in a peaceful and prosperous time. I have never seen anything called a battlefield or a war in my life, so I went to Libya to see it. When I am seventy or eighty years old, I can also describe that period when I write my memoirs.

Memory, come here and show you my photo!”

Saying that, Xu Xiaochang got out of bed, dragged Wang Ye to the computer he just bought, and opened his Weibo. It was full of photos, from Africa, Europe, South America, North America, Australia, and Asia.

Yes, this girl has been to all five continents and seven oceans. Seeing this

Only then did Wang Ye realize how miserable he was in his life. He knew how much he was living and drinking. Xu Xiaochang, who was also a rich second generation, had so many thoughts. Wang Ye knew that drinking, drinking and smoking while picking up girls would end up with all kinds of diseases. If it weren't for

Lin Xueyan, I'm afraid she has died a long time ago!

Xu Xiaochang introduced the photos to Wang Ye and murmured: "I really want to start from Yuzhou on a bicycle, ride all the way to Chengdu, and then ride from Chengdu to Lhasa to do something crazy to fill this gap.

"It's a pity that no one is with me and I don't dare to go alone, so I have to wait until I find my boyfriend and go there together!"

"..." Wang Ye was speechless, very speechless. He didn't drive even if he had a car. Instead, he rode a bicycle to Lhasa. Didn't he know that the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is the roof of the world? By then, altitude sickness would probably be enough for this little girl. Wang Ye showed no mercy.

He said with disdain: "You are the only one who still rides to Lhasa, you have little arms and legs!"

Xu Xiaochang shrugged and said: "I have a black belt in Taekwondo, a level one national certification in Chinese martial arts, a level one geography knowledge certification, a permanent free membership of the Cycling Association, and an international certificate for Libyan war correspondent.

That photo I just showed you,

This is the photo that I won first place in the international journalism competition. Oh, by the way, speaking of photography, I made a short film myself, which was pretty good, but my name was not tagged. My grandpa told me to be low-key! I

I think it should be fine if I ride a bicycle to Lhasa like this, right?"

"..." Wang Ye looked at Xu Xiaochang's childish little face, and suddenly realized that he was really not good enough, weak enough, simply too weak. When Wang Ye and Xu Xiaochang were that age, they could be said to be big dudes.

, he spends all day eating, drinking, having fun, and having sex with women. He has no ideals or goals at all. He even practices Taekwondo and doesn’t achieve anything!

Wang Ye sighed and said, "Xiao Chang, you are indeed a monster!"

Xu Xiaochang squinted his eyes and smiled and said: "It's okay, but if it weren't for you, Brother Wang Ye, I might have lost my life. I was taken to the South China Sea that time, and I was really in danger. Alas, but

Later I heard that a rival of grandpa took me away to threaten grandpa!"

Wang Ye looked at Xu Xiaochang and asked, "What does your grandfather do?"

"An ordinary businessman!" Xu Xiaochang blurted out!

Wang Ye looked at Xu Xiaochang's eyes carefully, and saw no trace of falsehood in this girl's eyes. He couldn't help but shook his head and said, "Why is the gap between people so big?"

Xu Xiaochang smiled and said, "Actually, it's okay. Life is just a lot of back and forth. Maybe we'll end up burping tomorrow, don't you think so?"

Wang Ye stopped talking and looked carefully at the photos taken by Xu Xiaochang, from the Arc de Triomphe in Europe to the roasted monkeys in Africa, to the war in Libya and the prosperity of New York, as well as the football in Brazil and the Pharaoh of Egypt.

And there are a lot of travel notes on it, Wang Yerou

After a quick glance, I realized that my writing was as good as that of a master! At this time, Xu Xiaochang would always say: "I have published several popular science books and several essay novels, and the sales are pretty good. It seems like

I made several million in royalties, which is so little that it’s not worth mentioning!”

Damn it! Wang Ye cursed in his heart, Damn, I also wrote a novel, but unfortunately I published it with my own money. I didn't make a dime, but instead paid tens of thousands of yuan. This girl made millions.

, this is about to join the Writers Association, it is an absolute bestseller!

Wang Ye asked: "Xiao Chang, aren't you a member of the Writers Association?"

"Fortunately, the leaders of the Writers' Association once met me and told me to write less history, saying it was taboo, and they were willing to pay to buy out my book. But later I wrote a history book, and after being bought out by them

, there is no news, but the copyright has already been in their hands, and I can’t do anything about it, but I still remember the content of the book, it is about the Fengyun of the Two Song Dynasties!"

Wang Ye looked at Xu Xiao's calm demeanor and said, "I want to describe you in four words!"

"Those four?"

"Educated from ancient times to today!"

"Wrong, it's a layman!" Xu Xiaochang said disdainfully.

Wang Ye always felt that his women were evil enough in the past, such as Xia Xiaoxiao's breasts, An Xin's gentleness, Lin Xueyan's coming out of the world, and the shopping mall war between the two sisters Qiu Jin and Qiu Si. But now it seems that...

The real monster is this little lolita who is under sixteen years old. This Xu Xiaochang is the one who can truly be called a monster!

Xu Xiaochang glanced at Wang Ye and said: "Do you feel that I am very talkative? In fact, this is a habit I have developed. It all started when I went out alone in the past, and after arriving in a deserted place, for the sake of

To relieve the tension in my heart, I just tell myself a story and say what I see, so it’s a bit nonsensical and a bad habit that can’t be changed, so I won’t change it, hehe!”

"What kind of deserted place?" Wang Ye asked casually.

"I wanted to go to some small countries in Africa to write a travelogue, so I went there. But when I got there, it was all forests, and I couldn't find any tribes. So I had to rest alone in the forest and talk to myself.

I walked for ten days before I came out of the forest. If I hadn't brought enough drinking water, food and bullets, I might have been eaten by wild wolves!"

"Can you play with a gun?" Wang Ye asked.

"I have a helicopter pilot's license. I can play with general helicopters. I have learned how to fly fighter jets and so on. I can drive, but I don't know if I can drive it into the sea! As for firearms, it's not bad. I can play with general firearms, but I prefer bows.

I have been working hard to have that kind of bow power that can pierce through a tree with a hundred steps!"

"Is there anything you can't do?" Wang Ye asked.

"I don't know how to steam steamed buns. Everything else is pretty much the same. Let me tell you a secret. I'm pretty good at cooking. I'm particularly good at Sichuan cuisine. I like spicy food. I know a little bit about Cantonese food. I hate Western food, but I can cook it.

What I know best about is Chongqing hot pot!”

"You don't know how to do this?" Wang Ye asked eagerly, expecting that this girl also had a fatal weakness!

"There are many more things I don't know, and I can't think of the others right now!"

"Um, think about it?" Wang Ye really wanted to know what she didn't know!

Xu Xiaochang looked at the computer, thought about it carefully, and said: "I don't know how to use Photoshop. I feel that this image processing software is not very useful. I have learned it several times and still haven't mastered it!"

"Wipe?" Wang Ye said in shock and asked, "How did you learn it?"

"I went to a photo studio to learn. They asked for my photos and said they could make me beautiful. But I used my own photos to Photoshop, but they became uglier and uglier, so I stopped learning. It was useless. But I was able to do design.

It can be used, but unfortunately I am not interested in design, and I prefer CAD and Flash, so I am not interested in PS!"

"..." Wang Ye burst into tears, this is a monster, a big monster!
Chapter completed!