5, get married
Tian Boguang didn't know that he had gone around the gate of hell before coming back. At this time, Deng Jiuru stopped his hand. He was still muttering in his heart that he really had a wife and forgot about his senior brother. They were all grown men. He didn't like hard men. Touch him.
What's the big deal? Hey, no one can stay in college!
Tian Boguang was having a fight in his heart, and even said: "Junior brother, it's not that I won't help you, this important matter of marriage is the matchmaker's order from your parents. If your master finds out in the future that you will behead first and then show off, you can't blame me too."
, I can’t agree to this.”
Deng Jiuru said happily: "Senior brother, don't worry, my master is definitely shamelessly chasing that old witch in Xishan to play hooligan. If you disturb her now, he will kill you."
When Tian Boguang heard this, he said in his heart: Yes, no wonder my junior brother has such strange taste. It seems that my senior uncle is not a normal person. Listen, what does he like? I like old witches.
However, Deng Jiuru said seriously: "The matchmaker's words are still necessary. Why do I always feel that I have forgotten something? It turns out that I didn't invite a matchmaker. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, married couples must be perfect, and nothing less will do.
Senior brother, you are considered an elder now, please help me invite a matchmaker back, and I will prepare a feast for you here, how about it?"
Tian Boguang deliberately refused to agree now, but seeing that his junior brother was really unaccompanied here, he had no choice but to nod. However, he set his sights on Dongfang: "Senior brother, I would like to try my sister's craftsmanship."
Tian Boguang's "brother and sister" instantly made Dongfang Bubai's impression of him much better. At this time, Dongfang Bubai glanced at Deng Jiuru and nodded: "I can only make porridge."
Tian Boguang rolled his eyes and thought to himself, what kind of wife did his junior brother have his eyes on? However, this was the first time that Tian Boguang heard Dongfang speak. He felt that the man in front of him, who was dressed in nondescript and weird clothes, didn't speak as loudly as he imagined.
It's shrill and harsh, but it's gentle and nice to listen to.
Tian Boguang went out to invite a matchmaker, Deng Jiuru decorated the new house, and Dongfang Bubai was cooking porridge in the kitchen.
After Deng Jiuru finished cleaning up, he went to the kitchen to look at Dongfang. He saw that he was skilled in cooking porridge. He neither set the kitchen on fire nor blackened his face. Even under the steaming heat, his makeup was not stained.
However, whether the cooked porridge tastes good or not is another matter.
Tian Boguang drank it in one gulp and almost vomited it all out. His junior brother fell in love with this wife. She only knew how to cook porridge, but the porridge she cooked tasted so bad! He then worked as a coolie and ran errands again. After a hard day, he still drinks
The same porridge makes Tian Boguang want to howl like a wolf.
Deng Jiuru held the bowl and drank with gusto. After finishing the drink, he said to Tian Boguang: "My wife's craftsmanship is much better than that of my master. When I first went up the mountain, the food I ate was not as good as this!"
However, Deng Jiuru was partial to Dongfang and thought that everything in Dongfang was good. At this time, in order for Tian Boguang to still have the strength to marry him in the evening, he went to the kitchen to make a few simple dishes. Tian Boguang ate them hungrily. When he finished eating, Tian
Boguang wiped his mouth, patted his bulging belly, and glanced at Deng Jiuru and Dongfang Bubai.
"Junior brother, if your wife changes into normal clothes and washes all these things off her face, with his stature and your virtuousness, you will be just as good as his wife!"
This sentence offended both Dongfang Bubai and Deng Jiuru. Dongfang Bubai was destined to be unable to become the person above because of his physical disability, and Deng Jiuru——
"My wife is just a little bit taller than me. I will definitely grow into a tall and burly man in the future! Also, although I have washed my hands in a golden basin now, I have always been a thief, not a picker. Senior brother, if you think
If you are not satisfied with picking flowers, it is not special enough. Why don't you try to be a male thief who picks flowers instead, what do you think?"
Deng Jiuru knew that Dongfang Bubai liked burly men in his previous life. With his small body and lack of martial arts skills in his previous life, it was just that he was thick and strong. In this life, he is hanging stone buckets and tying sandbags. How come he still has such muscles?
He doesn't look like those men, and he has this face. He is obviously nineteen years old now, but he still looks like fifteen, which is really annoying!
Deng Jiuru turned around and hugged Dongfang Bubai's waist: "Madam, you don't think your husband is not brave enough, do you?"
Dongfang Bubai shook his head and said nothing, but he felt something strange in his heart. The word disgust should not have been said by Deng Jiuru.
"If you don't dislike me, I'll be relieved! But madam, you haven't called me husband yet." Deng Jiuru opened his big peach blossom eyes, which were wet, like a puppy abandoned by its owner, full of grievances.
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Calling him "husband" is equivalent to identifying this person, but Dongfang Bubai doesn't want to do that yet.
Tian Boguang, a big electric light bulb, stood here. Looking at his junior brother, he got goosebumps. He thought to himself, this younger brother and sister who has always been expressionless in front of me, no one else could stand this disgusting attitude of his junior brother!
In the evening, Deng Jiuru personally bought a very sumptuous banquet, and personally put on Dongfang Bubai's bride's makeup. The bright red phoenix crown was draped in front of his eyes. Dongfang Bubai reached out and stroked the auspicious clothes in front of him, and then looked up.
Looking at myself in the bronze mirror, I felt a little dazed.
He doesn't like the excitement, and he doesn't intend to interact with the people here. He never goes outside except to buy groceries. He likes to wear the brightest clothes and the brightest makeup, because only in this way can he feel at ease.
, he envied those girls who were still beautiful without applying it.
But today, the courtyard was full of people. The whole house was covered with red clouds, with bright red words for "happy" on it, and red lanterns hung up. Deng Jiuru invited everyone in the neighborhood, everyone he knew and didn't know, to be his guests. Dongfang Bu
Bai listened carefully. With his skill, although the voices of people outside were noisy and blurry, they were extremely clear to his ears.
People outside are talking about it, saying that the wife of the Dong family did not know what magic she used to charm such a good half-year-old child, which is really evil.
What a sin? Dongfang Bubai thought, from the very beginning, it was Deng Jiuru who provoked him first.
However, Dongfang Bubai frowned. Until now, Deng Jiuru, like those outsiders, only knew that he was "the wife of the Dong family", but did not know who he really was.
Deng Jiuru is a Jianghu person, and everyone in Jianghu knows that Dongfang Invincible.
Dongfang Bubai thought for a while, and when Deng Jiuru came in again, Dongfang Bubai stopped him.
"My original surname was Dong, but my single name was Fang. Later, my parents died at home and I was rescued by someone from the Sun Moon God Sect. I changed my name to Dongfang Bubai." After Dongfang finished speaking, he kept looking at Deng Jiuru.
After hearing this, Deng Jiuru said something that made Dongfang Bubai completely unexpected: "I'm just saying, any parent would name their child Dongfang Bubai, it sounds like bad luck."
For the first time, someone said that Dongfang Bubai's name was unlucky. Just as Dongfang Bubai was thinking about it, he heard Tian Boguang calling Deng Jiuru outside. Deng Jiuru blinked at Dongfang Bubai: "Madam, please put on your clothes quickly. The auspicious time will come soon."
That’s it, madam, you don’t want to escape from the marriage, do you?”
Running away from marriage? Dongfang Bubai looked at the phoenix crown and Xia Pi again. He would never run away, but he felt that the phoenix crown was not dazzling enough and the auspicious dress was just bright red and not beautiful enough.
Taking out a baggage, it was someone who robbed someone on the road, and he had cleaned the plunder from the copycat. Dongfang Bubai slightly adjusted his inner strength, and used his inner strength to embed all the shiny jewels into the phoenix crown. When he was satisfied, the entire phoenix crown
It was several times larger than before. Dongfang Bubai put the phoenix crown aside and began to embroider the wedding dress again.
It only took a moment to burn incense. Dongfang Bubai was satisfied and put on his auspicious clothes, put on his phoenix crown, and then put on his hijab. His eyes were filled with red, and he could only see blurry things through this red. This made Dongfang unhappy.
Defeat is a bit uncomfortable.
After the final "husband and wife bow", Dongfang Bubai returned to the room alone, and his mood was completely different from before.
With his ears twitching, Dongfang Bubai heard someone shouting Deng Jiuru's name outside.
"Brother Jiuru, your wife's auspicious dress is so beautiful. Where did she buy it from?"
"Old man, my wife embroidered it herself! I'm not bragging. I can't find another lady in the world who can embroider such beautiful patterns."
After Dongfang Bubai finished listening, a smile appeared on his lips.
At this time, there was noise outside the door again. The door opened and Deng Jiuru came in. There were a bunch of villagers at the door making noises about the wedding. Everyone was very curious about this incredible marriage. At this time, Deng Jiuru also took off his hijab.
At first glance, my dear, no wonder I thought the bride’s head was a bit too big when I first came to the church, but now I understand it all.
This phoenix crown is too much. Under the light, you can see all kinds of reflected light. When the bride moves her head, sometimes the shining light can make people unable to open their eyes.
Some people shook their heads inwardly and said it was really tacky, but the aunts all had their eyes straightened out. They didn’t care whether it was tacky or not, just for this phoenix crown. If a man could come up with such a phoenix crown to propose marriage, that would be really great.
Amazing!
Dongfang Bubai saw "envy" in a woman's eyes for the first time, and his joyful mood could not be contained at this moment. At this time, he handed the cup of wine to his hand, and drank the cup of wine with the tip of his nose pressed against his nose. Although the previous sexual intercourse was much more intimate than this.
Chapter completed!