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Chapter 9 [Really good legs]

Without a night of terror, I would never have known that the gray night sky and the cool breeze filled with the smell of dust can make people so intoxicated...WWW.tsxsw.COM

Under the guidance of the dim starlight, I held the tool in one hand and supported the fat man with the other hand, and walked back with difficulty. This kid had no idea, and in the end the foot that kicked the rice dumpling down the mountain was too hard - it sprained.

As the old saying goes, some people are given the wrong name, and some are not given the wrong nickname. I didn’t realize it at ordinary times, but now I realize that Fatty is such a heavy-handed kid that he has to tighten his grip before he has even taken two steps.

, mentioning the arm on his waist - he loves the land so much, he kept sliding down.

The fat man was quite used to it, so he moved his body, and most of his weight rested on my thin shoulders. He was laughing and making sarcastic comments: "Brother, go to the left, go to the left. The ground there is uneven, so don't hit our seriously injured man!"

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When I heard this, my blood surged up, my feet went weak, and I almost lost my strength.

"Take it easy, what the old man said, the revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!"

I was breathing heavily, and I didn’t even have the strength to reply. No one with a 200-pound weight hanging on my body would be able to relax!

Seeing that I had no strength to fight back, the fat man got even more excited: "I, Lao Lin, want to criticize you on behalf of the organization today. That's right, it's just you, where are you looking? Do something for your revolutionary comrades, and you must have a correct attitude, don't

Are you feeling emotional?"

Damn, the Buddha is really on fire! I shrank my shoulders and loosened my hands. The fat man who was so complacent a second ago immediately came into close contact with the yellow earth, and I heard him scream, "Ah! My butt..."

My feet went weak and I sat down on the ground. I gasped and said to the fat man: "Don't worry, it's almost done! If you don't speak human words, I will shoot you on behalf of the people!"

The fat man rubbed his butt, smiled and said nothing. Regardless of the dirt on the ground, he lay flat on the loess with his hands spread out, groaning in comfort. Also, just after crawling out of the hole, his clothes were no cleaner than the ground, so I followed the fat man's example.

He lay down on the ground, propped up his head with both hands, and looked at the sky, which was getting brighter.

As soon as I rested, my physical and mental fatigue came all over me. I lay down and didn't want to move anymore. It took me a long time to catch my breath.

"Taozi, we finally lost the fight. She is from the Song Dynasty! She must be a thousand years younger!" The fat man came to his senses, with a beaming face and endless aftertaste.

"From the Song Dynasty?" I sneered, "You guys are just uneducated. Didn't you see that the big rice dumpling is half bald? If it were the tomb of the Song Dynasty, I would chop off your head for you!"

"What? It's not from the Song Dynasty? If that old girl dares to lie to us, I'll clean him up when he gets back." As the fat man was talking, he suddenly sat up in shock, "Then are the things we poured out worth anything?"

I bet he was worried about this, so I took out the pair of jade pendants, waved them in front of his eyes, and said, "It's valuable, why isn't it valuable? The tomb is not from the Song Dynasty, but these are genuine jade pendants from the Song Dynasty!"

"Huh? How come it's different now and then? Can't you just tell me the truth?" The fat man complained, but he felt relieved and lay back on the ground.

How could he have forgotten this? To him, as long as it's valuable, he doesn't care whether the Song Dynasty tomb is a Song Dynasty tomb or not. Talking about history to this guy is just like a pair of talented people playing the piano.

A single room is a tomb, no bricks and tiles are built, and rammed earth is used to form a cave... These are the typical characteristics of Xixia tombs. In fact, it is logical when you think about it. If you think about the history of northern Shaanxi, it is not surprising that a Xixia tomb appears in this place.

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Around the junction of the Northern and Southern Song Dynasties, Li Yuanhao, the leader of the Dangxiang clan, gave the surname Li, the name "Wei Mingshi", called himself "my ancestor", and officially proclaimed himself emperor, with the country name "Daxia". Because his sphere of influence is located in the northwest of my country, , so it is called "Xi Xia" in history.

Xixia first formed a three-legged relationship with the Northern Song Dynasty, Liao Dynasty, and later the Southern Song Dynasty and Jin Dynasty. It was not until the rise of Genghis Khan that it was tragically destroyed. In its heyday, it was "bounded by the Yellow River in the east, Yumen in the west, Xiaoguan in the south, and the desert in the north." It governed present-day Ningxia

All, most of Gansu, northern Shaanxi, Qinghai, and parts of Inner Mongolia, so it is actually normal to find Xixia tombs in northern Shaanxi.

At that time, it was the Xixia Dynasty, not the Song Dynasty, that controlled northern Shaanxi. The villagers didn't know it, so they spread the rumors and passed it down. This Xixia tomb was passed down as a Song tomb. It's not that Li Zhishu deliberately lied to us. It's just that we are the direct descendants of Jin Xiaowei.

But I was misled by that old girl. When I visited the cave, I didn't realize it was a Xixia tomb. It would be quite embarrassing to tell anyone.

I was actually thinking about what I had just experienced along the way, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt something was wrong. Judging from the clothes on the white-haired rice dumpling and the ornaments he was buried with, he didn't look like an owner who couldn't afford a coffin. So why did he mess up the coffin?

So thin? Haha, could it be to make it easier to fake corpses in the future?

I even made myself laugh. How could anyone do this..., wait, no. Maybe he really did it for the convenience of deceiving the body. I hadn't thought about it just now. I should have noticed it long ago.

——The thin wooden coffin was clearly made of locust wood.

Who would use locust wood to make a coffin? It would not be suitable for people to live in! Unless, he doesn't want to have peace after death at all.

I said why are you so bad? The first time I fought against Zongzi, I met such a ruthless person. What is true ruthlessness? Being ruthless to yourself is truly ruthless. Not only ruthless to yourself in life, but also in death.

Those who do not allow themselves peace are simply vicious.

It was my first time to meet such a vicious person when I debuted. I shuddered thinking about this and lamented my luck.

"Hey! Taozi, are you okay?" the fat man asked, with a hint of nervousness in his tone.

It's rare for a fat guy like me to be worried about others! I forced a smile and said, "It's okay!"

"It's okay? If it's okay, I'll eat it from the nose!" The fat man sneered, "You don't know what you looked like just now, you were laughing and sighing, nagging, and you still had a coffin face!"

"Damn, you have a coffin face, don't I regret it?" As I said that, I took out the pair of jade pendants and started playing with them, "We worked hard to get this, and those white-haired rice dumplings are too stingy.

, just give him two jade pendants and his hair will grow!"

I don’t want to tell the fat man my worries. The matter is not clear yet, and I have to think about it again. No matter how I think about it, something is wrong. I have an intuition that this matter is not over yet!

Hmm... What is the carving on this jade pendant? I haven't had a chance to take it out and take a closer look since I got it. I've had it in my arms for so long, and this is the first time I've taken a closer look.

The two jade pendants are all white and waxy, and should be made from the same high-quality Khotan white jade material. Strangely, what is carved in the middle of the two jade pendants is a bright red monster pattern - a big head and a big mouth, with a head and no body.

This is clearly a Taotie pattern. What does it mean to hold on to it until death? Huh, do you want to warn us to stop?

Thinking about it, it’s wrong. A person who can be so cruel to himself shouldn’t be so persistent with foreign objects. Besides, this should be a person of status, but except for a few items in the coffin, there are no burial objects in the tomb.

It can be seen that he doesn't take money too seriously. Could it be that... he is guarding something?

Thinking of this, I felt a glimmer of enlightenment, as if I had caught something, but I couldn't figure it out clearly.

I was having a headache when suddenly a strip-shaped thing passed in front of my eyes. It was the fat man. He took out a belt from nowhere and was swinging it there with a playful smile!

Hey! When I took a closer look, it turned out to be the jade-inlaid belt on the white-haired rice dumpling.

"When did you touch it? Why didn't I know?"

"Hey, didn't we get a bear hug from the zongzi just now in the tomb? My brother brought him here!" The fat man became so proud that he even acted like a monkey stealing a peach.

"Damn, I really didn't realize it! You're a master who would rather give up his life than his wealth!" He was so impressed that he didn't forget to pull off someone's belt when it was a matter of life and death.

"I said, Fatty, I can see that this career of reverse fighting is not suitable for you. You should be engaged in a more promising industry, and you can also contribute to the country!" When I saw more than one jade belt, I felt quite happy.

Le, took the opportunity to tease the fat man.

"What's up?" the fat man asked with his eyes wide open.

"You're a flower-picking thief! You can pull on someone's belt with such ease that you don't even need a rope. Just pull it, and you're ready to swing your gun! Not only is it great for you, but you can also add more people to the country. What a great thing."

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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't have a good word for you!" The fat man was so anxious that he even changed his accent when he cursed!

After laughing for a while, I felt relaxed and stopped thinking about all that mess!

Just when I was about to find another way to tease the fat man, there was a sudden thump and my heart beat several times faster!

My leg seemed to have been touched by something! My neck was a little stiff, so I turned my head with difficulty and took a look. It turned out to be..., a fat man's pig's trotters.

Fortunately, it's not... that thing. As soon as I let go of my heart, my anger started to rise.

"Why are you kicking me? You're looking for a slap!" I said angrily.

The fat man patted his thigh, feeling quite embarrassed. He hesitated for a long time and said, "I haven't calmed down yet. My legs don't obey me and are still shaking!"

"That's all you are capable of!" But considering that Fatty just performed well in there, he needs to be encouraged.

"Isn't it quite cool to be in there just now? I was wondering if I should put my things down? You didn't say a word, you rushed up and gave me a hard slap!"

The fat man blushed even more and told the truth: "Actually, I wanted to retreat at that moment, but I was so frightened that my legs and feet stopped obeying my orders. I kept moving forward, and when I thought,

It’s not broken, so if you extend your head and retract your head with a knife, it’s still the same knife, so I risked it and gave it to him!”

What? This is okay? I was stunned!

After a long while, I came to my senses, slapped the fat man on the thigh, and praised:
Chapter completed!
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