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Chapter 18 Good idea

There were indeed no people around at noon, and there were almost no living creatures in the streets and alleys of the village except for the dogs with their mouths open and tongues hanging out under the shade of the trees. Ma Xiaole opened the courtyard door of Liu Shuying's house with confidence.

The yard was very quiet except for a goose in the chicken coop under the wall that stretched its neck. Seeing a stranger come in, it quacked twice, startling the napping chickens and ducks to flap their wings several times.

When it comes to doorkeepers, besides dogs, geese should be the second most important ones. The geese from Erlunzhi’s house are very powerful. As long as strangers come in, they will go up and pinch them with their mouths straightened out. Generally, they are not well prepared.

Yes, there will definitely be a blue spot on the buttocks or thighs. It is because this goose is so powerful that Liu Shuying had to put it in a chicken pen.

Although the goose was imprisoned in the chicken coop, Liu Shuying was still very sensitive to its cries. With the two cries just now, she knew that someone was coming, so she hurriedly put on her clothes and got out of bed. Through the window, Liu Shuying saw

It was Ma Xiaole. The heart in her chest suddenly reached her neck. She patted her chest subconsciously and touched it a few more times. She thought to herself: "You little thing who doesn't learn well, why did you come here at this time?"

Liu Shuying hurriedly buttoned up her clothes and walked to the door of the main room.

Ma Xiaole was not polite when he entered the yard and walked straight towards the main house. He looked up and saw Liu Shuying standing by the door with a strange look in her eyes. She was startled, "Auntie, it's noon, please stand at the door."

What are you doing?"

Liu Shuying took a deep breath, said nothing, pushed open the half door, and motioned for Ma Xiaole to come in. Most of the walls in the village were short and not soundproof, and everything could be seen by stepping on a stool. Liu Shuying wanted Ma Xiaole to come in quickly to avoid being left behind.

When the neighbors see it, some right and wrong arise.

Ma Xiaole ducked into the room and immediately became bold, a little shameless, "Auntie, how was your incident last night? Give me a try."

How could Liu Shuying bear such questions? Her face turned red with embarrassment, "Ma Xiaole, you can't talk to Auntie like that in the future!"

"Okay, no problem." Ma Xiaole raised his eyebrows, "But you have to let me try it once to see if it works."

"When you find a wife in the future, just try it slowly." Liu Shuying smoothed her hair beside her ears, "What are you doing with me?"

"Auntie, you are wrong. How can I find a wife before I have verified that I am okay?" Ma Xiaole said, "If it doesn't work, won't I be harming others?"

"Then, why do you have to try it with me?"

"Because you are the best woman in the village." Ma Xiaole said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves the suffering, you should do your good deeds to the end!"

After Ma Xiaole finished speaking, she hugged Liu Shuying and pushed her towards the back room.

Liu Shuying was suffocated. She felt powerless to resist, and she didn't really want to resist. Ma Xiaole felt enlightened, and without saying a word, he applied more force and flipped her onto the bed.

"Xiao Le, you bad guy..." Liu Shuying muttered, "Just this once, just once, Auntie will never agree again..."

In the next period of busy work, Ma Xiaole proved that he could do it, but he felt very tired.

Get ready to roll over and take a good rest.

However, at this moment, footsteps suddenly sounded in the yard.

Liu Shuying was completely panicked. She sat up and pushed Ma Xiaole aside, complaining in a low voice: "This damn goose, there is no sound at all. Xiaole, hurry up and hide under the bed. If anyone finds out, I will

There is no way to live."

Ma Xiaole was very smart. He rolled out of bed, reached down and got under the big bed.

Liu Shuying didn't have time to put anything on, so she hurriedly covered herself with sheets. She glanced at Ma Xiaole and saw Ma Xiaole's clothes were still on the bedside. She quickly grabbed them and threw them under the bed.

"Shuying, Shuying!" It turned out that it was Zhao Ruyi who was back. He came to the back room as soon as he entered the door, "Are you okay?"

"What's the matter? What can happen to me?" Liu Shuying pretended to be confused and said, "I said, the geese in the yard didn't even squawk, so it's you. School is on holiday?"

"No, there are no classes in the afternoon." Zhao Ruyi swallowed, "I was thinking that Lai Shungui would definitely look for you shamelessly, and I was afraid that he would be unkind to you."

"There's no such thing. How old is he? I don't believe that Lai Shungui would do something like that." Liu Shuying yawned and thought about it. She had to move Zhao Ruyi away quickly and let Ma Xiaole find an opportunity to escape. "

Ruyi, Xiaokang went to catch shrimps under the South Bridge, go and see how it is and ask him to come back," she said.

"Let him catch you if you get him. It's rare for us to be together." Zhao Ruyi sat beside the bed.

"No, I am so tired from harvesting peanuts in the fields in the morning that I still have the energy to do anything. Let's go and find a well-off home first in the evening."

"That's fine." Zhao Ruyi stood up, "I'll go find Xiaokang and come back."

Zhao Ruyi said, walked to the door, and was about to step out, but at this moment, Ma Xiaole under the bed got into trouble again. It turned out that he had eaten too much soybeans at noon, was bloated, and always wanted to fart. He had already endured it no longer.

I had no choice but to fart loudly.

The fart looked very thick and full of confidence. Zhao Ruyi was startled and turned around to look at Liu Shuying in horror. Liu Shuying understood in her heart and quickly reached out to touch her belly, "Oh, I ate raw soybeans at noon and I always feel bloated."

Zhao Ruyi never thought that a man would fart under the bed. She believed Liu Shuying's words so much that she couldn't help but laugh, "Oh, Shuying, you fart like a man."

Liu Shuying's face turned red after being told that, but it was difficult to refute, "I want you to go and see Xiaokang. Nothing will happen to him alone."

Zhao Ruyi agreed and went out.

Liu Shuying immediately lay on the edge of the bed and looked down, "Xiao Le, you are really causing harm, why are you farting at this time!"

"Auntie, I want to let go, but I really can't hold it in." Ma Xiaole looked aggrieved and got out from under the bed, "Auntie, I have to leave quickly to avoid being discovered." After saying that, he walked out.

Walk.

Liu Shuying didn't say anything. The most important thing was to let Ma Xiaole disappear quickly.

Ma Xiaole ran out of Liu Shuying's house. She had no idea where to go, so she simply went to the orchard.

It was inevitable to pass by the South Bridge. Ma Xiaole raised his eyes and saw Lai Shungui and Zhao Ruyi standing at the end of the bridge. Lai Shungui held his belly and put his hands on his hips, looking aloof. The feeling was that when he went to find Xiaokang, he was met by Lai Shungui and arrested.

Got it right.

"I said Ruyi, you are so uninterested. You have clearly agreed that if you let your wife sleep with me once, it will be even." Lai Shungui was condescending.

Zhao Ruyi nodded and bowed, "Village Chief, but you know, my wife doesn't agree to it, so there's nothing I can do about it. If it doesn't work, we'll just pay the fine."

"Haha, pay the fine? There are propaganda slogans everywhere in the village. I believe you have seen it. The family planning policy is very tight now. Don't think that you can have a second child just by paying the fine." Lai Shungui curled his lips and said, "What do you think?

Let's do it!" After saying that, Lai Shungui squeezed out some rice dregs from his teeth, quenched them hard, raised his legs and started to leave.

Zhao Ruyi was dumbfounded by such a statement and grabbed Lai Shungui, "Village chief, don't be anxious. Why don't you work slowly?"

Lai Shungui stopped proudly, "Ruyi, it's not that I, Lai Shungui, insist on sleeping with your wife, the key is that you fucked my woman first, otherwise where would I put my face?"

"I, I didn't get your woman..." Zhao Ruyi's voice was very low.

"Nonsense!" Lai Shungui glared, "Anyway, listen carefully, if your woman doesn't let me sleep, you can't even think about having a second child!"

Zhao Ruyi looked at Lai Shungui's face and felt that it was disgusting, but he had nothing to do. The matter of having a second child was very important, and Lai Shungui could not be annoyed. Some things had to be heard carefully. "Village chief, look at what you said, this

What happened?" Zhao Ruyi forced a smile on her face, "What did you just say not to think that you can have a second child just by paying a fine?"

"Consecrate your crime!" Lai Shungui became serious, "You are a teacher, so you should understand this truth. Now the country treats family planning as a major issue. Do you think it is serious? I will fine you lightly.

If it’s serious, you may be sentenced to a few years in prison, believe it or not?! But this is a question of whether it’s light or serious, and I have the final say!”

Zhao Ruyi stared at Lai Shungui, with a hint of fear on his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, "Village...Village Chief, you have to help me no matter what. Look at my family, which is well-off and doesn't care for the elderly."

Lai Shungui didn't care about this, "Okay, as you wish, don't say anything else. Just the same thing, let your woman sleep with me once, everything will be solved!"

Zhao Ruyi was really shaken after hearing this, but thinking about Liu Shuying's determination, it was difficult again, so she couldn't help but reach out and scratch her head.

"Brother, after you've scratched your head, it's time to give me an accurate message. Do it now, otherwise I'll regret it later, and not only won't I take care of you having a second child, but I'll also go to the village police station to report you for cheating on my woman!

"

As soon as Lai Shungui mentioned the word "village", Zhao Ruyi happily slapped his thigh and said, "Village chief, we have a solution!"

Lai Shungui saw Zhao Ruyi's smile and thought that it was done now. He would definitely be able to sleep with Liu Shuying in his arms at night.

"After all, brother Ruyi is enlightened and has a far-sighted vision. In fact, it doesn't matter. I just want to sleep with your woman." Lai Shungui couldn't help but laugh,

"No, no, no, you are not sleeping with my woman!" Zhao Ruyi waved her hands repeatedly.

Lai Shungui's expression dropped as soon as he saw it, "What's wrong, you regret it so quickly?!"

"No, village chief, I said there was a way. I didn't just agree to let you sleep with my woman." Zhao Ruyi hurriedly explained, "I asked you to sleep with another woman, oh no, it's not a woman, it's a girl. She's not pregnant.

Those who live with children are absolutely smart!"

When Lai Shungui heard this, his eyes almost popped out. Of course it was good. A girl who had never given birth to a child was not like a fresh bamboo shoot. No matter how good Liu Shuying was, she had given birth there after all. How could she be compared to one who had not given birth to a child?

What about women who have given birth?

"What are you talking about, Ruyi, don't change your mind?" Lai Shungui grabbed Zhao Ruyi's arm, "Who is that girl?"

Zhao Ruyi took away Lai Shungui's hand and said, "Village Chief, are you anxious? I don't know who that girl is!"

When Lai Shungui heard this, he became angry again, raised his finger and said, "Zhao Ruyi, are you kidding me? Okay, you have the guts!"
Chapter completed!
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