Chapter 1 The script seems wrong
"The meteor landed somewhere wrong, but it happened to be aimed at me. It's really unlucky."
After slowly regaining consciousness, Ye Wuyou touched the aching back of his head and complained.
"bite!"
"Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the sinkhole system."
A mechanized voice sounded in Ye Wuyou's mind, and a page appeared in front of him.
Host: Ye Wuyou
Physique: None
Kung Fu: None
Realm: Ordinary person (a scumbag with less than five combat powers)
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"What do you mean? Activate the system. Could it be that I am like those lucky people in novels who have traveled through time?"
Ye Wuyou was stunned, and quickly looked around. The sky was blue, and the air was filled with the fragrance of vegetation. He found that everyone around him was wearing ancient clothes, which confirmed his thoughts.
After taking two breaths of air that has not been polluted by industry, it would be a lie to say that I am not excited.
As a senior bookworm, I have read countless time-travel novels. Which protagonist is not practicing the strongest skills and picking up the most beautiful girls? No, he is a beautiful woman.
When he thought that he would become the strongest man in the world in the future, and that his beautiful wife would reach an enhanced level, the blood in Ye Wuyou's body instantly boiled.
"What are you waiting for? Quickly teach me a set of the strongest skills and give me invincible equipment. By the way, the equipment must be handsome and not afraid of attracting attention." Ye Wuyou said impatiently.
"Sorry, this system does not give away skills and equipment." The system said unceremoniously.
"Give me a golden finger or two, and give me some elixir, that's all right, right?" Wei Wei was disappointed, her eyes rolled, and she could only settle for the next best thing.
"This system is a genuine system. For the sake of fairness and justice, green light is not advocated. If the host wants these things, please get them by your own ability." The system said seriously.
Ye Wuyou's head was covered with black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.
What's going on with the system? Why doesn't it follow the script?
Either I went to the wrong set or the system was infected.
"If I don't give you anything, what's the use of you?" Ye Wuyou said angrily, feeling that this system was a bit redundant.
"When you bind this system for the first time, you will be given a gift package for newbies." Just when Ye Wuyou was about to explode, the system's prompt sounded suddenly. "Can the host turn it on?"
The system is not as unkind as I thought. For the sake of the gift package for newbies, I won’t care about the system.
Not knowing what treasures there would be in the novice gift bag, Ye Wuyou felt a little excited and quickly chose 'yes'.
"Congratulations to the host for being alive. A piece of white rabbit milk candy." After selecting, the system prompts.
Why was it different from what he thought? Looking at the white rabbit toffee in front of him, Ye Wuyou was dumbfounded.
"Did I give the newbie gift package to the wrong one?" Ye Wuyou hesitated and asked after rubbing his eyes and realizing that he was not mistaken.
"That's right, this is the host's novice gift package." The system reminded kindly. "When you are extremely hungry, you can use milk candy to satisfy your hunger."
Ye Wuyou couldn't bear it without giving him any skills, divine equipment, or even any elixirs.
Finally, I got a big gift package for newbies. I only gave you a piece of White Rabbit toffee. What do you mean? You can't fool yourself into thinking that you are a three-year-old child.
Ye Wuyou's face suddenly darkened, he jumped up angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "Get out of this deceptive system of yours. I promise not to beat you to death."
"Ouch"
This jump was unbiased, and it happened to step on the tail of a big yellow dog next to it. The big yellow dog felt pain and let out a scream.
"Brother Dog, I didn't mean it just now. This is the White Rabbit toffee. It's so sweet. How about I give it to you? Please forgive me." Seeing the big yellow dog baring its teeth, it looked like it was going to eat him alive.
Seemingly, Ye Wuyou quickly moved his feet away, took out the White Rabbit toffee that had not yet been warmed, and reluctantly handed it to the big yellow dog, hoping to get the big yellow dog's understanding.
"Woof woof woof"
The big yellow dog didn't like this, and had already put Ye Wuyou on the blacklist. It roared angrily, opened its mouth, and bit Ye Wuyou.
"My mother."
The reconciliation failed, and when Ye Wuyou saw the big yellow dog coming towards him, he didn't dare to hesitate and ran away.
"Woof woof"
How could Ye Wuyou run away like this after provoking the dog master? The big yellow dog roared twice and chased after Ye Wuyou.
"Brother Dog, it's better to dissolve enemies than to make knots. You see, we have been running for so long. You must be tired too. I didn't mean it. Otherwise, please forgive me!"
"Do you think this is a good idea? When I get rich, I will buy you two kilograms, no, three kilograms of ribs as an apology. You should stop chasing after me."
After being chased for three streets, Ye Wuyou admired the big yellow dog's perseverance. In order to prevent his own ass from suffering, Ye Wuyou had to negotiate.
"That man is so interesting, he is actually chatting with the dog." A handsome young man happened to see this scene and immediately showed a curious look.
"Jun... Young Master, that man has a sinister look and is chased by a dog. He is not a good person at first glance." The book boy next to him classified Ye Wuyou as a bad guy with just one look and said unceremoniously.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy?" What the master and servant said happened to be heard by Ye Wuyou. Being chased by a dog already made Ye Wuyou very angry. Now he was being laughed at like a clown. Ye Wuyou
You became even more annoyed and counterattacked unceremoniously.
"Pretty boy, look again, be careful you two get corns."
"What is he talking about?" The handsome young man didn't hear clearly and asked the book boy next to him.
"They called us two pretty boys and cursed us with corns," the book boy said angrily.
"You are so brave, you dare to scold us." After reacting, the handsome young man's face turned red with anger. "Let's go, follow me to deal with this madman."
Seeing that his master was angry, the scholar quickly followed the handsome young master and chased Ye Wuyou.
"Holy shit!" Ye Wuyou also looked depressed when he noticed that besides the big yellow dog, there were two more people behind him.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden mission."
"A dog bites a dog when it sees it, and it beats a person when it sees a person."
"I got a hidden gift package, do you want to open it?"
At this time, the system prompt sound suddenly sounded.
"What kind of bullshit mission is this? It's so weird that you can complete it even if you're being chased by a dog." After completing the hidden mission inexplicably, Ye Wuyou also looked confused.
As soon as I heard that there was a hidden gift package, I immediately got excited. I didn’t know what good things were in it, but I was quite looking forward to it.
Without any hesitation, I quickly chose ‘yes’.
"Congratulations to the host for getting a dog beating stick." The system's mechanized voice sounded in his mind.
Chapter completed!