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[66] The golden toilet is not easy to use, and the ass is cool

"Who am I? Why am I here? What did I hear just now? Did I have an auditory hallucination just now, or was I confused by someone's arrogance??"

"Brother Li Bu, what did he say just now? He just said that Queen Jiao Mengyu gave birth to a child, or four children, and the children are all his. Come on, is he going to heaven?"

"And what's the last sentence? In the last sentence, he said that Xiao Xiao Bu's mother is pregnant again, and they are twins. This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the children are also his!!"

"This is not over yet. What he said above is that he already has nine children, and if nothing happens, he will have eleven children by the end of the year. Oh my god, even sows don't have such high yields.

Bar!!"

After being shocked by Li Bu for a while, Wang Xiaochen took a deep breath, then looked at Li Bu and asked, "Brother Li Bu, do you still have your medicinal wine?"

Now that you and Wang Shichao are doing this, I suddenly want to have some children to raise. You will have eleven soon, and Wang Shichao has already hugged the fat boy. If I don’t make one for fun,

If you play, my children will call you uncle from now on."

"That thing can't be delivered by express delivery or put on planes or trains. I don't have a driver's license now and can't drive it to you, so if you want it, you can only go to our Lijiacun side to drink it yourself.

But I'm not talking about you. You are not young anymore and should have started a family. Every time your old man sees me bringing my children, the desire in the corners of his eyes is overwhelming, so hurry up... you

Don't play with the gun until it breaks down. When the time comes, you won't be able to have any more!!" When he heard that Wang Xiaochen had plans to have children, Li Bu immediately smiled and patted him on the shoulder to encourage him.

After lightly nodding in response, Wang Xiaochen quickly changed the subject and asked, "Brother Li Bu, why do you want to go to the United States to shoot a movie? Isn't it the same when shooting here in China?

When you open a company there, you still have to pay taxes to the country there. If you shoot in our country, isn’t that taxation just a contribution to our own country?”

"You can't say this. For example, I am a worker in your family, a very high-level worker, and then I work in your movie theater to make money. But when I take my wife and children to watch movies, I go to your nemesis's place.

....Are you very unhappy?" When Wang Xiaochen asked him why he didn't come back to China to film a movie, Li Bu didn't answer him directly, but asked him rhetorically.

Although he didn't understand why Li Bu asked this, Wang Xiaochen still nodded and said, "I will definitely be unhappy. If I don't patronize my own things, I will patronize other people's. Isn't this eating in and out?"

"That's right. When my movie is released in the United States, I earn money from the pockets of Americans. Do you think that if I bring taxes to China at this time, will the people there be happy?

I'm sure that if I did this before, my subsequent movies would never be released in the United States... So, some things must be given with sacrifice."

After replying to Wang Xiaochen with a smile, Li Bu looked at him again and asked, "I have a few scripts here, and I'm going to find a few directors to play with them. Are you interested in joining them?"

"I'm definitely interested. It's not like you don't know how profitable your movies are. By the way, brother Li Bu, is the golden toilet that Zhang Xuelong gave you good to use?" Wang Xiaochen immediately heard that Li Bu wanted to take him to the movies.

He excitedly expressed his interest, and after expressing his interest, he even asked Li Bujin with a smile if the toilet was easy to use.

"Golden toilet? What kind of golden toilet?"

"Zhang Xuelong gave me a golden toilet? When did this happen? How come I didn't know about it at all??"

Hearing Wang Xiaochen's words, Li Bumeng was confused, and then he asked in confusion: "Well, I have been busy with film matters abroad, so I don't know many things in China, so the golden toilet you are talking about is.

....”

"It's not easy to use. It's freezing cold. My butt feels cold when I sit down. Besides, my mother doesn't allow me to poop on it. Every time I go to poop there, my mother calls me a little loser..." Li Bu hasn't finished speaking yet.

After saying that, Xiao Xiaobu on the side started to speak.

After Xiao Xiaobu, Li Ranran also spoke; "It was sent by sister Zhao Yuhan's father, and it is very beautiful. My parents said that the toilet is made of pure gold, and it costs a lot of money to afford it."

..."

"Xiao Chen, come and tell me what's going on. I don't know anything about this matter. If you hadn't mentioned it now, I don't even know when I would know it.

There is a gold toilet in my house.

Also, I just came home today, and my buttocks were not even hot when I got home. Just because of Jiao Mengyu’s incident, I was forced to take two little guys and run out to seek refuge..." I knew the two little guys couldn’t explain clearly.

, so Li Bu asked Wang Xiaochen what happened.

Seeing that Li Bu didn't seem to be lying, Wang Xiaochen thought about it and told him what happened; "Wasn't your movie Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box a big hit and made billions?"

Well.

Then Zhang Xuelong, who originally wanted to lose money to support his daughter, was stunned by you and made more than a billion. Later, he felt that you were too interesting to him. Not only did you promote his daughter, but you also made him earn so much money.

money.

So he customized a set of pure gold toilets for you. As for why he customized a gold toilet for you, the reason he gave it to you was that you were envious of their gold toilet when you went to their house last time.

The eyes are here."

"Damn...Brother Zhang, a nouveau riche, doesn't treat his money as money!"

"Hey, forget it, let's take him to play in the next movie, and give him a role to play by the way. This guy is really..."

After a wry smile, Li Bu reached out and picked up Xiao Bu, and asked him with a funny and doting look on his face: "Is the golden toilet installed in your and mother's room now? You little loser, there are so many of those things."

Yi Yi, how dare you sit on it and poop??"

"When I got up in the morning, my mother occupied another toilet. There are only two toilets in the house. If I didn't go to that toilet, I would shit my pants...

And that toilet is not easy to use at all. The whole thing is so shiny that it makes you uncomfortable, and your buttocks feel cold when you sit on it..." Hearing Li Bu's question, although he didn't mean to question it,

Xiaobu still raised his little head and retorted to him with a serious look on his face.

Hearing what Xiao Xiao Bu said, Wang Xiaochen on the side joked to Li Bu with a wry smile; "Brother Li Bu, everyone says that I am a prodigal son. Compared with your son, I am simply a little KS.

When I was this old, there was no gold toilet to poop in, hahaha..."

Li Bu; "..........(⊙o⊙)!!!"

How should I refute this? I can't say that if my son poops on it, the price of the toilet will not drop, and then I can dismantle the toilet and sell it for the same price.
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