Chapter 322 I won't go to school after being killed! (Small chapter 520…(2/3)
“Deserves praise!”
Zhang Yuan nodded, grinned and said:
"To show that you really realized your mistake this time, like this..."
"We will hold a meeting at the zoo later, and Director Su Bai will also attend. Please read this examination to everyone."
"So that everyone can learn how the macaw writes the inspection."
"hiss……"
How poisonous!
The macaw took a breath of air and stared blankly at his poison master.
Too cruel.
If Principal Su Bai knew about it, would he still have a way to survive?
"Um...Teacher, you must have read it wrong. Otherwise, I wrote it wrong. This test is definitely not like this."
Taking the thick check in its mouth, the macaw put it aside and said with a smile:
"You see, even if I am seriously ill, I will insist on finishing my homework. Even if I am half dead, I will insist on finishing my poems...even if..."
"Hmm!"
Zhang Yuan snorted coldly, picked up the check on the table, and said seriously:
"I'm keeping this examination, but it doesn't count. You can write another one from scratch. The ones you just mentioned are good..."
"But there is a request!"
"Such a terminal illness is not enough. I need to gather 3,000 for myself..."
Macaw "???"
What about bully birds?
I came up with a little bit of imagination and wrote down all the terminal diseases that were portrayed in the TV series I once watched. There are 3,000 of them. Are there so many terminal diseases?
…
night.
Dinosaur Island on the beach.
Erha and the fennec fox were lying on the beach, looking at the macaw with some sympathy.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Is it easy for me to write Braille with a bird's beak? I wrote two inspection articles in one day, a total of 100,000 words..."
"Look at this neck, it's almost broken..."
The macaw stretched out its wings and wiped its eyes, choking and saying:
"Life here is so hard. How old am I? I still have to go to school..."
"I don't want to go to school anymore."
"I don't want to go to school anymore. What kind of Chinese homework, math homework, English homework... what are these things!"
"Ouch..."
Erha licked the corner of his mouth and shook his head unbearably:
"I understand everything you said. Don't forget, I also taught in that class for a few days. It's not a place for dogs to stay at all. What was taught was nothing."
"I know it, but it doesn't know me!"
"Brother, your bitter brother knows..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Brother Ha!"
"Parrot Brother!"
The shoebill stork looked at the two guys hugging each other and crying, slowly shook his head, turned around and walked towards the jungle.
"Ha Dad, why are you just making noises and not seeing any tears?"
The fennec fox stood up straight, tilted his neck and glanced at Ha Daddy, frowned and said:
"Look how hard it is crying. It can't stop crying."
Erha immediately gave it a sharp look and roared angrily.
"Rolling, rolling, I cried all my tears yesterday."
"Clang!"
Suddenly, there was a sound in the distance, and a shoebill stork was seen dragging a box with its beak and walking over with difficulty.
"Three worthy brothers, don't say anything anymore..."
Placing the wooden box on the beach, the shoebill stork raised its head and said in a deep voice:
"This is my brother's treasure. I got it with great difficulty. I won't get home until I get drunk tonight."
"Since you feel uncomfortable, drink more."
"A drink will relieve a thousand worries... When you are drunk, all your troubles will disappear."
The macaw stopped crying and looked down at the marked wooden box.
"Snow Beer, bravely explore the world!"
"Isn't this beer?"
"That's right, oh my, my brother drank this brand last time. Have you forgotten what those people drank at the beach last time?"
As soon as he mentioned this, the shoebill stork became energetic and said with joy:
"The smell is still unforgettable to this day. It's okay... Don't worry, I've been hiding this box for a long time. If it weren't for the great contribution of Brother Erha and Brother Parrot, I wouldn't have taken it out.
of."
"Let's take it apart!"
"You won't come home until you're drunk!"
As he said that, he pecked the wooden box open three times.
"etc!"
The macaw looked down and then looked up blankly at the shoebill stork.
"Is your wine fake?"
"The ones they had last time were in the form of cans, but yours is in a glass bottle. I remember that the glass bottle that held beer on TV seemed to be long. Why is yours a fat bottle?"
“And I’ve never seen beer that’s white!”
"Don't worry about the details!"
The shoebill stork smiled and shook its head, and a few slender feathers on its head swayed in the wind.
"Go, call the macaque king over to drink, and ask him to bring in some female monkeys to keep the two brothers company today!"
Lowering his head and giving instructions to the fennec fox, the shoebill stork took out the glass bottles one by one.
Neatly placed on the beach.
"I see!"
Suddenly, Erha jumped up from the ground and slapped the macaw to the ground with one paw.
"I want to understand why you are the only one in the zoo who needs to go to school."
"Ah? Isn't it because I can communicate with humans?"
"no!"
Erha kept shaking his head and said with an "I understand everything" expression:
"Think about it carefully. I took a few classes when I was at the zoo, but Teacher Zhang Yuan didn't let me attend. Why?"
"I finally figured it out just now, because she wolf, I need to fall in love."
"If you think about it again, who is the most suitable person to go to school in the zoo? The macaque king. Isn't he better at holding a pen than any of us? He looks just like a human."
"Then why not let him go to school? Because he has many wives."
With that said, Erha walked excitedly on the sand and looked down at the macaws.
"What did Director Su Bai say? Reproduction! Yes, reproduction..."
"Don't forget, we are the only animals in the world. What is most important is to reproduce. In the eyes of those people, our reproduction is definitely more important than going to school."
"Look, let me give you an example. Take Dabai as an example. Ever since he got two red pandas, he rarely does things with us. And even after doing things, Su
Director Bai’s punishment for it is also very light.”
"If you look at us again, we are constantly having our hair plucked and plastered. This is definitely different."
To be continued...