Chapter 15 Proposal on brainwashing melody transformation of school songs

“Gryffindor…”

Listening to the loud and loud voice of the branch hat, Xiao Yiren had no intention of giving face, and still buried her head in the conversation between Xiao Yiren in the chat group.

Xiao Yising: "Ah~, when will I escape from this ghost place? Huh (╥﹏╥)"

Pai Daxiao: "Huh~,_'"

Mao Yiren: "Dislike."

Nanoren: "Dislike +1."

Xiao Tailang: "Dislike +2."

Mao Yiren: "Okay, I won't be fooled with you first, I'll withdraw first, the branch ceremony here is almost over..."

There are not many young wizards in Hogwarts, and there are less than 100 freshmen.

Although the branch hat sometimes wastes a few minutes on individual wizards, the branch ceremony of all the freshmen was only over an hour in total, and it ended.

When the last little wizard sat down on an empty seat in Slytherin, Professor McGonagall also rolled up the parchment paper, picked up the sewing hat and left.

At this time, Professor Dumbledore also stood up. Like all the principals, he must stand up and say something at the last moment. Fortunately, in order to take care of the hungry stomachs of the young wizards for a long time, he really only spoke a little bit.

"Welcome to Hogwarts to start the new school year! Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few words. That is: idiot! Crying nose! Scratch! Twist! Thank you everyone!"

"I only have two words to say to you," his deep voice echoed in the auditorium, "Eat!"

The empty dishes around were suddenly filled with food magically.

Roast beef, grilled chicken, pork chop, lamb chop, sausage, steak, boiled potatoes, roasted potatoes, potato chips, Yorkshire pudding...

It looks rich, but to be honest, British food is just for fun. If you really want to eat comfortably, you have to look at Tianchao cuisine.

Looking at the fried sausage with onions and tomatoes appearing in front of him, Xiao Yiren sniffed, stretched out his claws and picked a piece of sausage and threw it into his mouth.

Then, naturally, Xiao Yiren showed a disgusting expression on his face. To be honest, although British foods don’t want to look up at the dark dishes like the starry sky, the taste is really not in line with Xiao Yiren’s appetite.

But there is no way. Although it is not that he can't do it, and he often cooks in his previous life, his cat's body does not allow it.

Xiao Yiren misses steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted flower ducks, roasted chicks, roasted geese...

Although, he wouldn't do any of these...

But after all, Xiao Yiren hasn't eaten well for a long time and is so hungry that he can't help but pick some steak. The time has just passed.

And as the meal time passed, it was Dumbledore's speech time.

"While everyone is not sleepy yet, I want to tell you a few more things to note. Be careful with the freshmen in the first grade.

First, students are prohibited from entering the woods on campus, and old students should also remember this.

Second, the administrator Mr. Filch also asked me to remind everyone not to use magic in the corridor during breaks. The new members of the Quidditch team of each academies will be held in the second week of this semester. Students who are interested in participating in the college team are required to contact Mrs. Huo Qi.

Finally, I must tell you that those who do not want to suffer accidents and die in pain should not enter the corridor on the right of the fourth floor."

Dumbledore had finished what he wanted to give in, so he put down his open arms, blinked at the students below, and said loudly:

"Before everyone goes to bed, let's sing the school song together!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the other teachers' smiles froze.

If there is anything that Hogwarts is not as good as other schools, then the school song must be included.

Of course, the subsidy for students is not as high as that of Busbaton. Newt Scamander, an outstanding dropout in Hogwarts, was once run on school songs by a pair of sisters from Ifamoni.

All the teachers' smiles froze, especially Professor McGonagall.

She wanted to use the ear plugs to secretly listen, but was discovered by the sharp-eyed Dumbledore.

Dumbledore smiled slightly, and gently flicked his wand, and a long golden ribbon floated out of the wand, twisting and coiling lines of text on the high dining table like a snake, as convenient as using karaoke.

He held his wand like a musician holding a baton.

"Everyone chooses the tune they like." Dumbledore excitedly, "Prepare, sing!"

So all the teachers and students sang loudly:

“Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge, whether we are bald elderly people or children who fall to their knees, our minds can accept some interesting things.

Because now we are empty-headed

Full of air,

Dead flies and trivial things,

Teach us some valuable knowledge,

What we have forgotten,

Return it to us,

You just need to do your best,

Leave the rest to ourselves,

We will study hard,

Until it turns into dirt.”

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The lyrics are actually pretty good, the key is the accompaniment. Professor Dumbledore chose "The Funeral March"...

The so-called Yin Yue is actually like this.

Judging from everyone's reaction, the little wizards at Hogwarts are indeed not interested in their school songs, and everyone sang them in a mess.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but Xiao Yiren also heard the melody of "Two Tigers", and the rhythm of the singing was like a machine gun. Before others could finish half of the singing, he finished singing it directly.

Of course, this is not what surprised Xiao Yiren the most. What made Xiao Yiren doubt the most was whether there was a problem with his ears or the melodies of several very obscure "Int Hero Nel" and "Katyusha".

How did this get involved?!

Xiao Yiren almost thought he was an international organization comrade who had invaded the enemy!

After everyone finished, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing with the slow melody of "Wedding March", and the whole process was filled. Professor Dumbledore also kept directing the two of them, highlighting that as long as I was not embarrassed, the embarrassing one was someone else.

Dumbledore used his wand to direct the last few bars for them, and when they finished singing, his applause was loudest.

"It's time to give Hogwarts wizards a picture of the brainwashing song of the Celestial Empire."

Xiao Yiren said silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not be confused and there will always be one melody in their ears.

For example, "Mingtian", "Shoulder Shaking Dance", "Tarzan Next Door"...

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiren couldn't help but feel a picture in his mind. He suddenly felt like he was intrigued. When the translator on Nanmiren came out or when he learned some magic, he could implement it.

Dumbledore didn't know the package of bad water in a cat's head. At this time, he was wiping his eyes with his hands, not knowing whether it was a touching tears or some kind of solid impurity commonly known as vulgar.

“This melody is really wonderful.”

Dumbledore seemed to be recalling some kind of happiness. Xiao Yiren had full reason to doubt that he remembered his first love.

Dumbledore may have thought of using this song at his wedding!

Dumbledore talked for ten minutes, praised the principal of Hogwarts who wrote the school song, and called her the strongest lyricist ever.

It was amid Professor McGonagall's constant coughing that he reluctantly ended the dinner.

After the song was sung, Professor Dumbledore announced that the school banquet would end, and the heads of colleges took the students back to their dormitories to bed.

Of course, Xiao Yiren was also in the team, and was held in Hermione's arms, feeling that it hurt behind her back.
Chapter completed!