Chapter 4 Hogwarts' "Prank"

Mao Yiren: "Okay, I looked at the chat records in front of the chat group. Good guy, we are all like this, and we still have to work for the capitalists?!"

Pathodox: “…”

Paid Shaw: "There are so me here, even if I'm not at the bottom of the sea. I'm now being exploited by two capitalists, the firm and Boss Crabs."

Xiao Tailang: "The grassland is not much better. I am now a scientist in Wolf Science Park. I am still a worker who uses a hammer to hit biological and chemical weapons..."

Xiao Yising: "I don't want to talk..."

Mao Yiren: "@Xiao Yising, by the way, you have been staying in your eggs, why can't you come out? Maybe there are living things outside?"

Xiao Yishe: "..."

Xiao Yising: "Didn't you say you read the previous chat record? Why do you still ask me this question? ('⌒メ)"

Mao Yiren: "I just scanned it, how could I finish reading it all in such a short time? (メ'[])/"

Xiao Yising: "Come on, I know what you want to ask! I will solve your problem here in one breath."

Xiao Yising: "First, I haven't crawled out of the egg, but the instinct of a face-cuckling bug told me that if I stay outside the egg, I will live for about three days at most."

Xiao Yising: "Secondly, I spent about an hour examining the appearance. This may be the pyramid coming to Antarctica. There are no living creatures here, and there are not even a fresh corpse."

Mao Yiren: "Then..."

Xiao Yising: "Don't talk, wait until I finish speaking!"

Xiao Yising: "Third, I know what you want to say. Face-hunting bugs cannot parasitize other face-hunting bugs to become aliens."

Mao Yiren: "Then..."

Xiao Tailang, sent Daxiao: "Don't talk, I know what you want to say!!"

Xiao Tailang: "Do you want to kill in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?!"

Pai Daxiao: "You want to kill in SpongeBob?!"

Mao Yiren: "..."

Xiao Yiren scratched his cat's head with a meat pad, looked at the three roundworms in his stomach, and thought to himself.

"It's a sloppy..."

The communication in the chat group has not ended yet. To be precise, the three guys have not finished speaking yet.

Xiao Yishe: "So!"

Paid Shaw: "So!"

Xiao Tailang: "So!"

Mao Yiren: "So?"

Xiao Yiying, Xiao Tailang, sent the Great Xiao: "I will teach you the task of killing!!! Solemn jpg"

Mao Yiren: "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!!"

Xiao Yishe, Xiao Tailang, Pai Daxiao: "By the way, @巴中文, which world are you from?! Don't mention cats and mice..."

Mao Yiren: "..."

Mao Yiren: "Harry Potter, I am the kitten from Granger's house..."

...

Time flies, and a half day passes, and what happened in the living room before is like an inconspicuous episode in life, without causing any turmoil on the lake of life.

Time came that night, and the living room of Granger's house was filled with a strong fragrance.

The dinner was quite rich, with the pie wrapped in golden syrup, and a cloud of cream was applied around the pie.

A large plate of fried seaweed with fried potatoes, evenly coated with a layer of almond slices, crispy but not greasy.

To be honest, most Western people prefer sweet foods. Although Xiao Yiren has been using this taste for so long, he is still not very used to it.

But he wasn't the one he ate anyway, so he naturally had no objection.

At this time, Xiao Yiren ate the grilled fish that was simply roasted and sprinkled with cumin and five-spice powder.

This grilled fish was made by Xiao Yiren himself, and the steps are very simple.

It was nothing more than skewing the fish prepared by the Grangers and their husbands with sticks, and stuffing some prepared green onion and ginger slices inside to remove the fishy smell.

Then mix the light soy sauce and honey that Granger always has at home into a sauce, brush it on the fish and sprinkle it evenly with five-spice powder and cumin powder, and then set it on the fire to roast it.

This operation lasted for more than a year. The skills of grilling fish can be said to be perfect, and it is completely impossible to feel wronged.

The strong smell of Xiao Yiren here naturally attracted the attention of the owl who was still staying at Granger's house and waiting for Hermione to reply.

A pair of big eyes stared at the grilled fish that Xiao Yiren was eating, and he almost drooled down.

In response to this, Xiao Yiren just responded with a king's contempt and did not pay much attention to this guy.

It seems aloof, but in fact, Xiao Yiren's brain is running rapidly, quickly recalling every bit of Harry Potter in the past.

Xiao Yiren actually didn't know much about the original Harry Potter work. After all, he was not a person who liked to watch movies in his previous life. He had only watched the Magic Stone movies. In the future, the Secret Room was basically seen in short videos, and these were basically just a rough idea.

It's more important to know that the author seems to be blasted by the Internet because of political correctness, and only the actor who plays Voldemort speaks out for support.

As for the more detailed parts of the original work, more information actually comes from the novel.

Harry Potter's various fan novels, such as "The Blood Wizard of Hogwarts", "A Magical Hogwarts", etc.

Of course, although the focus is different, these novels also fully interpret Harry Potter's worldview, and although there is indeed a lot of information to be implicated.

If Xiao Yiren remembers correctly, he should be called "天天天". As long as Hermione enters Hogwarts, this owl will become Hermione's "monetary owl".

Considering that he would look up and look down with this guy in the future, Xiao Yiren gave this guy a face and waved his hand...

He directly pried open the last few cans that were about to expire in half a year before Xiao Yiren's grilled fish skills were immature, and threw them to him.

The owl was also very aware of her and did not take the lead. She happily ate the canned cats that Xiao Yiren eliminated and accepted Xiao Yiren's "Wang's Contempt".

...

Unlike the atmosphere on Xiao Yiren's side, Hermione took out Hogwarts' notification letter just beginning, and was very happy to think that the Grangers announced their success and their wish to learn magic.

The Grange couple also regarded this as a prank and did not directly expose Hermione's childlike innocence. Instead, they recognized Hermione's determination.

And with a thought that was more inclined to make Hermione happy, he helped Hermione complete the reply, and put the envelope as if she had grabbed the admission letter before, so he let the page leave here and go to deliver the letter.

At this time, the Grange couple didn't know that it was because their behavior of being a fun thing would completely tear their worldview apart in a few days.

Of course, even if this is not done, Hogwarts will most likely have people. After all, if you don’t become a wizard, the little wizard will gradually become a silent person with strong destructive power. Although it is voluntary, it is actually a coercive measure.

Xiao Yiren, who was acting as the background board throughout the whole process, couldn't help but feel a little moved after watching the scene.

"The world of this family has become completely different after this..."

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!