Chapter 565 ‘Ultraman’ and ‘Little Monster’
Xiao Tyman: "I don't like giant beasts very much, because the damn little monsters spit at me, they even broke the house where I just paid the down payment.-.-"
Xiao Keyin: "..."
Xiao Qunin: "You Ultraman play installment payment?!Σ(°Д°;"
Xiao Tyman: "What's wrong with Ultraman?! What's wrong with giant?! The giant is not still human! It's not about life.┴─┴︵╰(‵□′╰)"
Xiao Teman: "Lina is forced to go into the sea. What's wrong with me being an ordinary social animal!!! (「▼蓝」)"
Schautman: "Is it fucking easy for me?"
Xiao Tyman: "This ghostly earth is a fucking brain-sick guy who drills into the earth with iron heads every day. On average, one monster is a little in three days and one alien civilization is a seven days. It's really fucking to be...||Φ|(|T|Д|T|)|Φ||"
Xiao Chuan: "You are a giant, and you can bear this kind of grievance and live without changing the planet."
Xiao Tyman: "Get out, what do you know? If it is really that simple, do you think I won't do it? (`Dish')"
Xiao Teman: "Do you think I haven't run? But this little ball is like a safe house in the Demon King City. The first time I ran out, I was almost fucked by a little golden man. That is, the group didn't really want to fight me and didn't chase me, otherwise I would have told me there. (?°Chang°)??3??"
Xiao Teman: "That time I had been recuperating for three months before I fully recovered. (' へ')\u003d3"
Xiao Teman: "It was even worse when the second time, and he directly ran into a nasty black lobster man. When that guy saw me for the first time, he started fighting. (ノ`⊿′)ノ"
Xiao Teman: "I wanted to run at first, but I couldn't run away for a long time. I could only bite the bullet and fight him. Then, halfway through the fight, I found that I couldn't move at all. ╰(???)╯"
Xiao Teman: "After that, this guy didn't know what means to control my body, and then he started to go to the earth to cause damage. (/_\)"
Xiao Tyman: "Then he was beaten up without surprise, and then he got off the stage and started fucking Ultraman Max. That guy's real body was much better than me. After the two guys fought, no one had time to pay attention to me, and then I ran away again. (\u003dtェt\u003d)"
Xiao Teman: "I don't understand it all the time? You are so fucking able to play freely. It's useful to control my genius body! Tyson really controls the young meat to play boxing competitions, right? ┴┴︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┴┴”
When talking about his life problems on earth, Xiao Teman was like a flood opening and was out of control.
Although Xiao Teman's specific image cannot be seen, even if he only reads the words in the chat group, Xiao Yiren and others online can feel the strong resentment constantly coming out of each other's heads...
After seeing that this continues, this topic will probably be out of control. Someone in the chat group will be the first to smooth things over.
Xiao Yimen: "If I leave this luck here, I'm afraid I will become a fierce god. (ー_ー)!!"
Xiao Yidie: "No problem, the devil gods here don't have such great resentment. (@_@;)"
Xiao Yising: "Okay, okay, it's almost done, who hasn't had a past that I can't look back on? (/"≡_≡)\u003d"
Xiao Yising: "Now that the golden finger has arrived, although it doesn't mean invincible or something, at least you can improve the situation that no one can beat. (-@y@)"
Although she still had a lot of resentment in her heart and wanted to vent her outwards, Xiao Teman knew that simply complaining was useless, so she gave up the idea of continuing to complain and temporarily dived and became autistic.
Xiao Teman's departure made the chat group quiet for a while.
However, when the newcomer arrives, it is always the most lively time in the chat group, so the awkward atmosphere in the chat group is quickly relieved, and the other newcomer continues to speak in the chat group...
Xiao Qunyin: "Can the name of this ghost be changed? I always feel very unhappy with this thing, and the full of malice is about to overflow?!ヽ(#`Д′)ノ"
Xiao Yimen: "If possible, we would have changed our name to the world. Xiao Yiren, how could it be so troublesome? Anyway, I'll just read it, so don't care too much about these. The bad tastes of chat groups and the world, and what you suffer from. ←_←"
Xiao Keyin: "..."
Xiao Keyin: "Okay, then let's not mention this matter yet. I'm going to rush out of my planet and go to the universe. Do you have any suggestions??_?..."
Nanmiren: "Deep space submersible? There are any suggestions. The first suggestion is to wait until you finish receiving the gift package for beginners. →_→"
Xiao Keyin: "I received the gift package for beginners, and I can get most of them, but according to my absorption, most of the things turned into pure energy after being absorbed by me. The substitute arrow hit me and only helped me stimulate brain stones. (°。
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Nanmiren: "Whether the world recognizes or not, you can ignore the power system, after all, most of those things are fine-tuning of the world. Since there is no problem with the general direction, there is nothing wrong with it. ┑( ̄Д ̄)┍
Namiren, who was typing gently, answering Xiao Geyin's question while thinking about the general situation of the other party's world, suddenly paused slightly. He seemed to have thought of something and quickly typed and asked in the chat group.
Nanmiren: "@Xiao Quyin, I suddenly thought of a question. (-i_-)"
Nanoren: "How old did you say before? (⊙x⊙;)"
Xiao Keyin: "It's not big, right? According to the calculations of human scales on earth, it should be about 8,000 miles long, about 3,000 miles wide, and more than 800 miles high. Is there any problem with this? ⊙﹏⊙∥”
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Nano Ren: "Is there any problem that is big?!!!ヾ(.'Д′.)ノメメ"
Nanmiren: "You must know that the radius of the earth is only about 6,000 kilometers. When Li Bai exhaled his mouth, he was half of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. If you opened your mouth, you were half of the earth. (`Dish')"
Nanoren: "You can calculate these, do you know what the maximum speed you fly is? (??へ??╬)"
Xiao Qunin: "Since there is no ruler for human civilization before traveling through time, I calculated all distance scales based on the speed of light and my sense of time."
Xiao Keyin: "According to my calculations before, my maximum sprint speed should be more than 2% of the speed of light, which is about 7,000 miles per second. (-i_-)"
Xiao Chuanyin: "This speed is not slow anymore, but it is far from enough for deep space submarine. My original plan was to use the star's gravitational slingshot to provide me with initial acceleration. But now that the golden finger is coming, there are quite a few people in the chat group who can move forward in deep space. So I want to ask your opinions.?(?`^'?)?"
Nanogen: "…"
Nanmiren wanted to complain about Xiao Geyin's statement, but after thinking about it, he didn't know how to speak, so he could only mention his own plan directly.
Xiao Geyin's body is too big. It can be said that no civilization in the entire dark forest dares to push Xiao Geyin to run around like this giant that is comparable to half a small earth.
If Xiao was asked to sneak in deep space, the crew of the wandering Earth next door would probably have more experience.
Of course, no experience is not something that cannot be done.
Although Xiao Chuanyin's body shape, ordinary space warships and other things are at most to make him clothes, but the clothes are just clothes. Anyway, as long as the engine can accelerate, everything else is just additional conditions.
Therefore, after some discussion, Xiao Chuan was finalized.
Nanmiren: "I'm not sure about the super-light speed technology version you support. I have an engine that violently surpasses the speed of light, a curvature engine that uses space tortuous curvature, a space leap technology, four-bit jumping, and wormhole shuttle..."
Nanoren: "Look at which world is suitable for your side..."
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There is no too much confusion in the chat group about transportation. Although the workload required for a planet to accelerate to super-light speed is indeed a bit difficult to collapse, but there are not other precedents.
For example, none of the main battleships of the four gods in the Ten Cold World are smaller than Xiao Geyin, so they can still travel across wormholes.
As long as there are precedents, there is basically no big problem. Although the workload of arming the entire planet's surface area and capping the engine is slightly larger, it is not unacceptable for any Dyson ball to be made of a nano-grit...
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Although a planetary engineering is not a big workload for nanonuts, in order to ensure the quality of the product, the handover of the equipment was scheduled to be three days later.
Now we still turn our vision to Xiao Tyman's side...
Although he complained constantly in the chat group, in reality, Xiao Teman was quite happy because of the arrival of the Golden Finger, especially after seeing the development of the group members in the chat group.
In a world like Ultraman, when Xiao Tyman first saw that his gold finger was a chat group, a type of gold finger that helped each other and made progress together, Xiao Tyman still had a more risky investment and then gained profits later.
After all, according to the routine development of ordinary chat groups, if it is a normal chat group, most of them will start with martial arts or superpowers, or magic like Harry Potter, or spiritual resurrection.
If Xiao Teman joined the group in the early stage and wanted to get profits, he naturally had to "raise" other group members first, and then he could slowly feed back himself.
When Xiao Teman first saw the chat group, he was ready to endure humiliation for a few years, and then he was ready to sing.
After all, although Xiao Teman cried in the chat group, he was "a hidden dragon dancing in the secluded valley, and a woman crying in the lonely boat", Xiao Teman is not an ordinary person who has no power to tie a chicken. As a dark giant, although he is easily controlled by all kinds of bigwigs, it is still easy to live a good life after a ray of light.
What a fat guy or a little boy, he is just a scumbag.
In Ultraman's world, it may be a bit overwhelming, but in other worlds, that's not necessarily true.
At that time, Xiao Teman even thought about providing dark energy to martial arts to improve the physical fitness of ordinary people in martial arts, thereby obtaining martial arts in the martial arts world.
Xiao Teman's physical fitness is actually quite good. A large part of the reason why he has to run away when he encounters anyone is because he doesn't know how to fight at all.
You can't expect the dark giant to hit the light giant and the little monster, use monkeys to steal peaches, break the legs of the sons and poke the eyes, and use turtle fists to make eye-popping operations.
Regardless of whether you have peaches or not, can you steal the eyes of other people's descendants, and is it useful to poke them like a big light bulb? Just say that fighting like this under the noses of countless people, Xiao Teman really doesn't have that shame.
But if you get martial arts, it’s different. Although Ultraman is good at playing martial arts or something, the style of painting is good and you can’t see anywhere…
Of course, these messy things were just his previous fantasy about the gold finger. Fortunately, after he actually got the gold finger, he realized that the gold finger could bring much more help than he had imagined before.
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Ultraman's world, earth...
Looking at the collapsed building in front of him, Xiao Teman or Xiao Yiren's eyes were not in a flash, just as if the building in front of him did not include his house...
Xiao Yiren did not lie in the chat group. Just half a day ago, because he wanted to escape from the earth many times but failed, he gave up on himself. In order to simply stay on the earth and wait for death, the house he bought with a down payment of 50,000 yuan was gone...
You say Xiao Yiren is angry, of course he is angry. Just as the guy was fighting Ultraman, Xiao Yiren put a cold gun behind his back, and threw an inauthentic eight-point light wheel from a distance and cut off the horns of the little monster.
But after anger and revenge, what should Xiao Yiren do next? Then you still need to ask? Of course, he should do whatever he should do.
According to Xiao Yiren's original idea, he was to do something secretly and charge his own insurance premiums. As a result, the little monster destroyed the building and refused to pay the claim on the grounds of force majeure.
Then look for the little monster who broke his house, then was sneak attacked and killed by himself during the battle with Ultraman, and was rescued by aliens after being defeated by Ultraman. Let’s have a good chat with it about the beast life, my ideals, why this building is so tall, and which road to the underworld is better...
But after suddenly obtaining the golden finger, Xiao Yiren suddenly felt that all this was boring, and he seemed to have entered a sage state, without desire or demand, as if nothing could touch his heart...
"Ah, I've seen through everything..."
Chapter completed!