[105] Years Killing Pig Knife
At 6:30 in the evening, Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er met at Ximen.
Ximen is the back door of Normal University where everyone ate barbecue last time. There is a famous snack street here, and there are several nearby streets with Western restaurants, bars, cafes and other places that are slightly tall for students.
Standing at the West School Gate, Zhen Lang felt refreshed.
He was sure that he wanted to open his arms to embrace the new world, but he was not sure if he still had the energy to fall in love again. Just when he couldn't find his direction, Shumier proposed a new setting. He was able to accept this setting, Shumier made him feel no pressure and didn't have to worry about whether he would be heartbroken.
Seeing Shuimi'er walking over, Zhen Lang felt like he was blinded.
Compared with girls who exercise in the morning, Shumier is completely different now.
The four types he could find for girls’ tops that were worn in summer were suspenders, vests, T-shirts, and shirts. Obviously, the tops that Shuimi'er wore at the moment did not belong to those four types, which Zhen Lang could not describe. Anyway, he felt that the top with a blue bottom that looked white like the blue sky and white clouds intertwined with beautiful appearance, giving people a quiet and elegant impression.
The bottom of Shumier is a skirt, with a royal blue base with many small white spots, which are slightly stretched out like a small umbrella. The corner of the skirt is close to the knee, neither too long to make people feel bloody, and has a perfect freshness and a bit intellectual beauty.
"My grandma, why didn't I find her so beautiful and elegant before?"
Zhen Lang asked himself in his heart, feeling the tragedy that was blinded by lard.
After two years of being in the Normal University where there are so many beautiful women, he suddenly realized that all he could remember in the past two years was the various appearances of the class belle. He had a little impression of other girls and could not remember their characteristics at all.
Shuimi'er also looked at Zhen Lang up and down for a while, and suddenly became unhappy: "Didn't you tell me to dress more handsomely?"
Zhen Lang was even more unhappy: "A few meanings, this is already my most handsome pick-up suit!"
Shuimi'er was defeated and said helplessly: "I really doubt your dressing taste, who bought you the clothes?"
Zhen Lang said awesomely: "Who else can I? myself."
Shuimi'er gritted her teeth: "Please stop ruining yourself. I'll choose in the future and you pay."
Zhen Lang: "Why?"
Shuimi'er: "Didn't I say I'd train your abilities? This is also one of the training programs. A man without clothing tastes good, a girl with aspirations looks down on him."
Zhen Lang was confused: "Are I so miserable in dressing?"
Shumier said bluntly: "Yes, your clothes have reduced your dps by 20%!"
Zhen Lang was stunned: "Is it so exaggerated?"
"Everyone said that there is, you still don't believe it?" Shumier looked very sorry and said with regret: "If I help you match your clothes, it will be like triggering true love in the game, at least increase your attack power by 20%!"
Zhen Lang's eyes lit up: "How awesome can it be?"
"It must be possible." Shumier became proud and said confidently: "You have met the hardware standards. If your sister adds a buff to you, the small series will generally not be able to withstand your violent output at all."
"Your statement is too easy to understand. I like it, so I will wait for your buff in the future." Zhen Lang cooperated very well. He admired the girl in front of him more and more. From the outside to the inside, Shumier made him feel good. He felt that this girl who used game terms to interpret the picking up girls is really interesting.
Shuimi'er held Zhen Lang's right hand as if no one was around and said softly: "Look straight ahead, don't worry about the passers-by looking at you. Don't ask where I'm going. I'll take you with me and keep up with my sister's rhythm."
Zhen Lang liked this setting more and more. This training mode that could take advantage of the situation fully satisfied his inner lewdness, so he said, "I don't ask where I go, can I ask what we are going?"
Shuimi'er was extremely calm and composed: "Aren't you yelling at eating pig's trotters?"
Zhen Lang was shocked: "You can wear so handsome when you eat pig's trotters?"
Shuimi'er pouted: "Isn't that possible?"
"Yes, it's okay, but with my IQ, it's hard to understand why I have to wear such a sexy bag." Zhen Lang said the truth, and couldn't help but sigh: "You think, we are so arrogant, and we are so arrogant and walk the pace of our passers-by and let others say he wants to eat pig's trotters. It seems that we don't take the heroes of the world seriously."
"This is the effect you want." After Shumi'er said that, she lowered her head and laughed for a while, and said in a venting tone: "I asked you to yell at me all day long, and even sprinting on the mountain. My sister will take you to eat Dongpo's elbow until you are full."
Zhen Lang was inspired: "I understand. You deliberately dressed so literary and freshly and ate pig's trotters with me. Do you want others to secretly take pictures and make all the teachers and students of the school despise me to death?"
"Oh, do you understand me so much?" A brilliant flashed in Shumi'er's picturesque eyes, and she held Zhen Lang's arms more and more delicately, and her tone became delicate: "I want to see, a little woman as delicate as me, who was pulled by you to chew pig's trotters, how can you gain a foothold in the world in the future?"
Zhen Lang was unhappy: "I'm pulling you? You obviously pulled me!"
Shuimi'er laughed gloatingly: "I don't care, don't bother others. A picture is emerging in my sister's mind. A certain inspirational brother has become a pig's trotter brother, and has been watched by thousands of people."
Zhen Lang was very calm: "However, this is useless."
Shuimi'er was stunned: "Why?"
Zhen Lang looked lonely like snow: "Sister, I won't eat Dongpo's elbow."
Shuimi'er unexpectedly said: "Aren't you crying and shouting to eat pig's trotters?"
Zhen Lang: "Whoever tells you that the pig's trotter must be Dongpo's elbow?"
Shuimi'er was angry: "You said halfway through the road, what's wrong with Dongpo's elbow?"
Zhen Lang smiled: "I'm so tired, I don't like it."
Shuimi'er was subverted to the world view: "There are still pig's trotters that are not greasy?"
"Of course there is." Zhen Lang became more and more calm and said slowly: "Anyway, you follow my rhythm this time, I will take you there."
Ten minutes later, the two arrived at a mysterious street shop.
As soon as he walked to the door, Shuimi'er was shocked by the literary store name.
On the plaque at the door of the store, there are a few big words of vicissitudes of life: Time·Boss Killing Knife...
Below the plaque, there is a line of subtitles with small subtitles: Fatty hoof flower soup, a century-old shop...
"Classmate, are you here again?" The fat uncle in the store was very enthusiastic, and seemed to have been entertaining Zhen Lang many times. Seeing Shumi'er, the fat uncle exclaimed: "My girlfriend is so beautiful, she is indeed the one who ate my fat pig's trotters. I have said that the man who drinks my fat hoof flower soup will definitely find a beautiful girlfriend."
Shuimi'er was defeated on the spot and pretended to be a lady with her head down.
Zhen Lang and the fat uncle were very chatting. After chatting for a while, the dishes came one after another. The fat uncle very well understood life and no longer stood there as a light bulb, so he went to do whatever he should do.
Shuimi'er didn't move a bite. Seeing Zhen Lang eating with relish, she couldn't help asking, "Is it that delicious?"
Zhen Lang: "Well, it's hard to find such an authentic craft. Do you want to try it?"
Shuimi'er: "I don't want it. You see, your mouth is full of greasy, and you're so embarrassed to say it's not greasy?"
Zhen Lang: "What you see is the outside, you must carefully explore its inner beauty. Anyway, I was so tired of eating Dongpo's elbows before, so I didn't feel tired of eating this one."
"Can you even dig out the inner beauty of pig's trotters?" Shumier was convinced. She now understood why Zhen Lang had been in the pit for seven years, and most of the time she had digged out the inner beauty of the green tea. She said angrily: "That's because you dipped it in chili sauce, just keeping the spicy but not getting tired of it."
Zhen Lang: "You talked about the highlights. This chili sauce is a secret recipe passed down from generation to generation. It's so exciting."
"Really?" Shuimi'er was eager to try it. She picked up a small piece with chopsticks, dipped it in chili sauce and tried it. She was amazed: "It's not bad, it's comparable to the chili pickles from the restaurant in the morning. No, it seems to be even spicy... Well, I'll have some soup first."
After drinking two sips of the soup, she was shocked: "This soup is delicious, not as greasy as I thought."
Zhen Lang was lonely again: "I said I wanted to dig out its inner self. This soup is full of energy. I used to play football once a week, and after I finished playing, I came here to drink soup, and I was resurrected in full blood."
Shuimi'er stared at him silently for a few seconds and asked, "I feel like you have a special feeling for the Hoof Flower Soup?"
Zhen Lang also did not deny it: "There is a reason for this. When I was about to get to the college entrance examination, my grandmother would stew a pot of hoof flower soup. The soup she stewed was quite awesome. At that time, I always felt full of love. Hehe, maybe I had more college entrance examinations and more pig's trotters…"
"That's right, few people can have such rich [college entrance examination experience] as you." Shumier burst out laughing. Looking at Zhen Lang who was catching a piece of pig's trotter, she couldn't help but complain: "Look at your starving ghost, you are reincarnated. If a girl sees your current appearance, I can tell you responsibly that at least 60% of girls will stay away from you."
Zhen Lang tightened his chrysanthemum: "This is also your training content? The subtext is that I can't eat pig's trotters in the future?"
"Who said this is the training content?" Shumier gave him a blank look and suddenly became serious: "Little guy, please hear it clearly for me. Don't change yourself for anyone, just insist on being yourself. Girls who really like you will discover your strengths."
Zhen Lang was a little confused: "This is a bit inconsistent. Didn't you complain about my dressing taste?"
Shuimi'er was confident: "That's because you don't have the taste of dressing at all. You don't even know what you should wear. You just picked a bunch of ugly clothes casually. This is a bad habit, and there's nothing wrong with changing it."
Zhen Lang thought for a while and said, "You are right, the Sa family has accepted the situation today."
Shuimi'er showed a dazzling smile, her soft voice was intoxicating: "Anyway, you can change your clothes and get rid of some bad habits, but there is no need to change your preferences. Even if you want to eat, what's the point of living? If there is a girl who looks down on you because you chew pig's trotters, then you don't need to be with her... Strange, what's your expression?"
Zhen Lang said weakly: "I don't know why. After hearing what you said, I was so moved that I was about to cry."
[The training mode for picking up girls is turned on. This book not only has clear data to show how the protagonist handles the waves in the game, but also has simple data and task modes to let everyone clearly see Zhen Lang's emotional path. This is a new attempt by Lao Niu, and it is probably a model that has not been written by his predecessors. Since the theme of this book is [Game Career], why can't picking up girls be interpreted in game terms? For example, now, Zhen Lang is equivalent to a debuff that reduces attack power by 20%, and picking up girls is not good enough. In the future, when he starts a buff that increases damage by 20%, you can look forward to or predict, what kind of strength is that? Can he play a critical hit on a girl?]
Chapter completed!