Sunday is undoubtedly a wonderful day for the student party.

Especially for middle school students who have to make up for classes on Saturdays, it is a weekly opportunity to get free.

Most students choose to sleep in on Sundays, and Zhen Lang does not belong to this majority.

In the early morning, Zhen Lang, who was reborn in Nirvana, was awakened by his handsomeness.

He quickly washed his clothes and went out for a morning jog in his sportswear.

To be precise, it was a morning jog with Shumier.

To be more precise, in addition to morning jogging, the two also did something that had nothing to do with morning jogging.

Last night, under the gaze of everyone, they completed the unforgettable first kiss. The two agreed with each other: that was the first and the last time.

From then on, they have to abide by the rules of the game and must not be so passionate or impulsive anymore.

However, this is of no use.

This morning, the two of them ran from 7:30 to 7:30, and they were both pure at the beginning. When they ran to the garden of the North Gate of Normal University, in the garden with a bit of Gusu style, under a big tree full of romantic atmosphere, a man and a woman suddenly couldn't help it. At the same time, they violated the agreement, and rushed over to hug each other at the same time, and then a passionate kiss of selflessness.

This kiss lasted from 7:30 to 8:00.

After returning, Zhen Lang was so passionate that the burning small universe was about to ignite the entire desert.

Nowadays, the people in the team are equipped with strong equipment and have the ability to single-level reputation dungeons. Even dads like Erpang dare to show off their solo. Zhen Lang formed four consumers, frantically swiped in reputation tasks, and angrily rushed to level 15!

When he reaches level 15, he can experiment with new ideas for becoming rich.

These days, Zhen Lang intuitively realized the importance of money. Fortunately, Shumier insisted on being with him, otherwise he would have gone bankrupt long ago. It was precisely because Shumier was so nice to him that Zhen Lang decided to make more money and one day he would have given her an unexpected surprise.

All the current idol brothers’ belongings are as follows: 27.50 cents…

When he was giving his first kiss last night, he had 82.50 cents left. Later, he went to a movie with Shuimi'er. After swiping the VIP card, each person spent 50 yuan, and there were 32.5 yuan left. When he came back, he spent 5 yuan on the subway. Only 27.5 yuan left.

The idol brother with a fiscal deficit is urgently needed to replenish his small treasury.

After finishing a round of intermediate reputation tasks, Zhen Lang suddenly felt something was wrong.

Why are the three sleeping animals in the dormitory mysteriously missing?

At this moment, the three animals seemed to have run a marathon and came back half-deadly.

Especially Erpang, his clothes were soaked all over his body. This guy usually lacked exercise and looked almost exhausted.

"I'll go. Do you dare to practice in the morning?" Zhen Lang spoke while fighting monsters without pressure.

"I'll go back, you can practice in the morning. I remember back then, when I was 11 meters and the speed of the ball was so elegant. There was a place in my hometown called Niu Shitpo, and there was a football field. Every time I played football there, it caused a lot of people to watch, and some girls came to see me play football. At that time, it was the peak of my life, and people in the martial arts world called [Niu Shitpo Ronaldo]!" He was extremely dynamic and arrogant. Looking back on the glorious years of the past.

"Cow Shit Po...Ronaldo?" Zhen Lang was amused by this bitch.

The webmaster was also excited and looked like a tone of torture of hostile elements: "The boss, the organization discussed it and decided to give you a last chance to confess. Do you admit that you have a story with Miss Xiaomi?"

Zhen Lang was extremely arrogant: "I won't say it, I just won't say it."

"It's useless if you don't say it. The eyes of the crowd are bright. When you came back last night, I saw that your lipstick was not wiped clean, and I wanted to deceive an experienced man like me?" The dynamic feeling was even more arrogant than Zhen Lang. "Last night, my buddy was scared by your slutty look and even more slutty hairstyle, and I didn't have time to interrogate. You can't escape today."

At this time, Erpang finally breathed enough and said straight to the point: "Stop beating these useless things, boss, don't deny it. Let me tell you the truth. The three of us followed you just now and saw you kissing Miss Xiaomi at the North Gate!"

Zhen Lang was shocked and angry: "Damn, are you actually going to go to me?"

"Anti-Japanese, who made you so sulky?" Erpang was also angry, with anger: "Sun, it turns out that morning running is so tired, I have lost two pounds. Do you think it's easy to follow you with my body? Fortunately, I watched the celestial phenomena at night and calculated, from your route to going to the north gate, I walked over and waited for you in advance. Sure enough, I discovered the affair!"

Zhen Lang was so amused and laughed: "You said how painful you are. Fatty, just to gossip about my private life, I actually sacrificed my life to go for a morning jog? The second brother is not scaring you. Just your body size, you can exercise appropriately and slowly increase your exercise. There is a fat man in my hometown who is similar to you. I don't know what stimulation I was. I ran 10,000 meters. But before I could reach 3,000 meters, I foamed at the spot and died suddenly."

Erpang became even more angry: "You know that my overload exercise is life-threatening, why don't you confess earlier?"

Zhen Lang was also angry: "How could I know that you could even think of such a shameless way to run in the morning?"

"Boss, you are too insulting the second master. Our second master has a vicious plan to give birth to a son without p-eyes. What is Wei Xing's morning running?" The webmaster didn't know whether he was praising Erpang or losing Erpang, and he became more and more excited: "Boss, count the time. You have known Miss Xiaomi for a week. Today I would like to explain it. Have you gotten involved?"

"No!" Zhen Lang roared angrily and said the Supreme Treasure's line: "You should be satisfied now."

"Boss, don't be so indignant. Brothers, don't you care about you?" He was moving and was about to make a real-life pk rhythm. In order to avoid another move from a monkey stealing peaches in the melee, he began to show the truth and reason: "To be honest, Boss, I really didn't expect you to hold the scene like this, and the rhythm was well grasped."

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment: "What rhythm?"

Dynamic has the opportunity to show his experience: "You should know the three-week rule, right? Student couples these days usually go out for dates on weekends, hold hands and hugs in the first week, chew and touch in the second week, and you know in the third week."

His words are not unreasonable. After all, it is 2030, and contemporary college students generally follow the [Three Weeks Rule] when dating. Some young men and women are more unrestrained and go straight to rent a house on their first date.

Zhen Lang didn't understand: "This has something to do with my rhythm?"

"Why is it okay?" Dynamic asked back and analyzed, "Look, starting today, you and Miss Xiaomi have entered the second week. It just so happened to be the stage of chewing and touching. This morning you were too innocent and kissing but not touching. I was worried for you. Listen to me, when you are alone in the future, you will have some movements on your hands while kissing..."

Zhen Lang was stunned by the fright: "What if she gets angry?"

"Brother, how naive are you? The girl is willing to kiss you at the North Gate, are you still afraid that she will get angry?" Dynamic showed a weak expression of complaining. When Zhen Lang looked a little moved, he struck the railway while it was hot: "At the beginning, she must pretend to resist. At this time, you have to break through her defense sharply, first make two fake moves, step on a bicycle, show off a oxtail, or turn around in Marseille, and do a Cruyff turn around, dazzle her, and then touch her directly..."

Zhen Lang said he could not understand: "I kissed and rode a bicycle, showing off my ox tail. Isn't this funny?"

"Damn it, boss. How simple are you?" The webmaster couldn't listen and stared at Zhen Lang with contempt: "Isn't the fake moves that the third brother said just a metaphor? Do you still have to hold a girl and ride a bicycle? Even a pure virgin like me who lacks practical experience understands it. In one sentence, you distract her attention. Touch her a few more times... Then, as written in Xiao Huang's article, her delicate body felt hot, and her body felt inexplicably strange, and gradually she was half-pushed and half-pushed."

"The Fourth Master is indeed talented and a talent that can be made." Erpang praised the webmaster. Then he couldn't help but say a sarcastic sentence: "However, you actually call yourself a pure virgin, I can't pretend that you didn't hear it."

"The Fourth Master is generally accurate." Dynamic stopped Erpang's complaints and got to the point: "Boss, picking up girls is no different from opening up the dungeon. You spend a week familiar with all kinds of fake moves. When the senior sister enters the situation that the Fourth Master said, "the body is hot and the body is inexplicably strange", you can consider checking in a room!"

Zhen Lang thought about it and said three words: "Talk you."

"I'll go, you're kind-hearted to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs!" Erpang was angry.

"That's right, the dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the good people's hearts!" The webmaster was also angry.

"Brother, you are going to make something happen." Dynamic exclaimed and said in surprise: "Does you really love me?"

Zhen Lang didn't even bother to pay attention to these three animals, but the bitch Erpang took over the sentence: "San Master, what do you mean?"

Dynamic: "Didn't you see the boss and Miss Xiaomi kissing each other for half an hour, and they didn't breathe?"

The webmaster expressed dissatisfaction: "What's the matter? I want to have that kind of goddess-level girl, it's okay to eat it for a long time!"

"So you are destined to be invincible in theory and zero practice. Have you watched too many American TV series? Do you really think every couple can kiss passionately for so long?" Dynamic and ruthlessly despised the webmaster and expressed his experience: "From the personal experiences I have had with seven girls, kissing is not that satisfying. Many times, I don't want to kiss again in less than five minutes."

Erpang also expressed dissatisfaction: "I don't even want to kiss you, so why don't you get out of the bed sheet with them?"

"Fatty, you are even more ignorant than the Fourth Master. Kissing and rolling the bed sheets are two different concepts. Don't you know that many big health care ladies don't kiss guests?" Dynamic crushed everyone with his slightly rich experience, and also came up with a conclusion: "Most Westerners believe that the first kiss can determine whether the other person is the person they are looking for. That kiss is a communication deep in the soul. I completely believe in this theory. When I encounter a kiss without feeling, I take off my pants and kiss a wool!"

The webmaster seemed to be impressed and asked, "Did any of your seven girls have kissing feelings?"

"There was a girl in my era when my brother was as pure as white flowers. I felt that it was not enough for me to kiss her for ten minutes..." He said this, lit a cigarette, and his whole body became vicissitudes: "But her attitude towards me was just like I was later to other girls, and I became impatient in five minutes..."

"Oh, I understand." Erpang suddenly realized and looked at Zhen Lang enviously: "Boss, according to the third master's theory, not only did you kiss Miss Xiaomi for half an hour without breathing, but Miss Xiaomi is also very intoxicated. I saw her hooking your neck tightly and not letting go. Look at her urination, you have the kind of communication deep in the soul with her, and it has reached the level of the legendary [integration of spirit and flesh]. This is decisive and true love!"
Chapter completed!