Chapter 307 [307] Into Science: Cannon, why are you so hung up?
Dormitory Building No. 9 is full of people.
Under the dormitory building, there are two girls of the flower-like level, standing like flowers.
Both of these girls are from Guangxi Cinema and are quite famous at Normal University.
However, the reputation of the two girls is not very good.
One of them is wearing a black short skirt with a short hip skirt. Regardless of appearance, temperament, and dressing very coquettishly, she is indeed very coquettish in nature. She is Qian Mengru, who is known as the No. 1** of Normal University.
Another girl who is wearing a pink short skirt and is born with peach-blossom eyes, looks very swaying and is discharged everywhere she goes. She is Qian Mengru's best friend, the number one best friend of Tianzi, and her name is Lu Renjia.
Lu Renjia's peach blossom eyes are very interesting. Her naturally soft and coquettish voice is more distinctive. Most men will have an illusion when they see Lu Renjia's eyes and hear her voice again. It seems that Lu Renjia is saying affectionately: "Come on, just rub me."
At Shida Guang Cinema, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are very famous and can be called the double beauties of Guang Cinema.
However, many students privately called them double-sexy.
If you don't have to go hard, you'll be fooled.
There was an expert who used only six words to interpret the true meaning of Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia's names.
These two girls have several things in common: First, changing men's tickets is more diligent than changing clothes, and their sexual openness is third, and their sexuality is high. They can sleep with men they like or with men they don't like.
Indeed, many boys from Normal University criticized Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia as little bitches, but in fact, many animals had some thoughts about these two girls. In Normal University, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia ranked eighth in the area list, and were both one-night stands for countless animals. In the ranking of the masturbation of silkworms, Qian Mengru tied for fifth, and her temptation was still very strong.
It's already a coincidence that the two girls are ranked eighth on the ground, and they are also on the masturbation list at the same time. Isn't this a coincidence?
The answer is very interesting. Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia rank the same because Lu Renjia once publicly said this: "If you really meet the man who is a man with the ten women in the Internet novels, I don't mind serving a husband with Mengru."
This sentence caused a sensation back then, and many animals were ashamed to be hard just by thinking about the connotation of this passage.
Under such historical conditions, people did not regard Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia as two individuals, but as a girl group. As the saying goes, Sao Ru Mengru and Langru, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are simply female versions of Haier brothers, and it is hard to tell them to separate them.
Usually, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are inseparable, and they are a bit of a stalemate. It is not surprising to see them walking together at school. However, it is very strange when Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia stand down the boy's dormitory at the same time.
As we all know, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are famous for having many arrogant tricks. Even if they want to make an appointment with a boy, they have to wait for them in the dormitory for a long time. This situation like today where they take the initiative to wait for a boy is really forever and has never happened to them!
So, the two girls downstairs No. 9 caused a sensation.
"These two happened to pass by the downstairs, or what?"
"You've been passing by your sister, I've been standing for a few minutes. I must be waiting for a livestock in Building 9."
"Who is so awesome? Could it be the Zhen Lang from 301?"
"No, I heard that Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er are together, why are they having sex with Guangchuang Cinema again?"
"Damn, our Building 9 hides dragons and tigers, do you think it's just Zhen Lang?"
"Stop beating, look, the truth has come to light!"
"Damn, who is this person?"
"This guy is a bit tall and mighty, but he doesn't look like a rich man, and he doesn't look like a handsome guy. Why did he lie down? No, Qian Mengru actually rushed over and threw herself into her arms. Is this science? Is this science?"
"Of course science, it's just about entering science."
"Tell me why science?"
"I know that animal is 302, and people in the world are called human cannons."
"Oh, I get it, it's really too scientific."
"Well, a girl like Qian Mengru, who is so hungry, encountering a human cannon is simply a scientific encounter."
"It's sunny, I'm holding it by Qian Mengru. The cannon on earth seems to be very unhappy. Can he take a snack?"
As everyone said, the cannon walking downstairs was full of arrogant faces and was not at all concerned.
Erpang, who was standing on the balcony on the third floor, was stunned by the dynamic, webmaster and frog.
The animals found the reason for the swelling and mysterious self-confidence of the cannon.
"Ugly people need routines to pick up girls, and handsome people only need to be trapped. If handsome people still have money, they don't even need to be trapped. If this handsome and rich person has a big killing weapon of 18, then that's it."
The previous words of Da Cannon were immersive.
It turns out that Da Cannon is not talking about the protagonist of the novel, but about himself!
Next, something even more shocking happened.
Many boys watching the fun in Building 9 were stunned and almost fell off the balcony.
"Damn, aren't the two together?"
"Damn it, human cannon, did you open black technology?"
"Ahhhh, my eyes, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"
"What's this plot? Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are holding him at the same time?"
"Is he the legendary man who has a super killing weapon, and once he enters the world, he will cause a bloody storm and will definitely conquer the two sexy guys in the Guang Cinema?"
"That's right, a senior wrote a joke back then: In the legend, there is a legendary man with legendary specialty and a legendary Ding Ding When such a man appears, like Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia will inevitably kneel at his feet and sing to conquer."
Under the dumbfounded gaze of a group of people, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia left and left with cannons on their left and right.
"Emma, I'll go, what's the plot?" The webmaster looked at the backs of a man and a woman who was leaving, and was scared on the spot.
"What's the situation? I'm not dazzled. When did the cannon become so awesome?" The dynamic person was messy, with envy and jealousy on his face: "At the same time, hooking up with Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia, damn, this is the dream of countless animals from the Normal University! Cannon has cheated, how did he do it?"
"I never expected this plot!" Erpang was also confused. Compared with Dapao, he found that the story of his hooking up with a young woman had suddenly lost its level. He couldn't help but say curiously: "Tianji, do you stay in the same dormitory with Dapao all day long, do you know the inside story?"
Tian Ji's eyes were still on Lu Renjia's swaying, and he stuttered, "I only know that after our boss and Qian Mengru came back from the Internet cafe that day, they added Lu Renjia's WeChat. I don't know what they talked about later."
"Damn, I have to send a WeChat message to ask." Dance was so excited that he quickly sent a WeChat message to Da Cannon, and then he did not get a reply. This made Dance even more exciting, so he shouted on the balcony: "Dance, why are you so hungry?"
His opening triggered a chain reaction.
"Cannon, why are you so hung up?"
"Cannon, why are you so hung up?"
"Cannon, why are you so hung up?"
The animals in Building No. 9 shouted in unison, deafeningly.
Many animals even took out their cell phones and slapped the backs of one man and two woman.
Some male classmates whistled desperately.
"It's not scientific, it's not scientific at all!" The webmaster became more and more puzzled.
"I think it's quite scientific." Dynamic once again turned into the famous detective Conan, sighing: "There is only one cannon, which is so special. Qian Mengru couldn't satisfy him, so she asked Lu Renjia to help."
"Caughter, is this too much?" Erpang couldn't accept this answer: "After all, we lived in 2030, and it was not the ancient times of polygamy. How could such a sarcastic plot happen?"
He said with great sarcasm: "Didn't you see Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia holding cannons? The facts are in front of you, it's useless if you don't believe it."
As everyone's sighs, Tian Ji showed an expression of envy and regret: "Yang Ye is so awesome. He is simply a man who changes the world. Not only does he have benefits, he also brings benefits to so many people. It's a big deal. I was so confused by lard at the time. If I had gone to the new district with you at that time, I would have lived a happy life long ago."
"Fish, what does this matter with the cannon have to do with our boss?" The webmaster was stunned and expressed dissatisfaction again.
"Everything has a cause and a result. Have you not discovered that everything that has happened recently has a necessary connection with Master Lang?" Tian Ji looked like a charlatan and analyzed it well: "Since Master Lang met Su Jie, many things were destined. Think about it, if you hadn't met Master Lang and met Big Sister Head with Master Lang, how could Da Cannon know Qian Mengru, how could there be a sequel to the Guang Cinema Double Sex today?"
Hearing this, the three animals of 301 were stunned for a moment and fell silent collectively.
There is a generally recognized saying on the forum that since the idol brother created his own magic skills in three minutes of opening the server, it changed the history of the Nirvana Rebirth server and created an unexpected pattern.
Originally, the 301 animals thought that the changes brought by Zhen Lang were limited to the game, but now they feel that they are too narrow-minded.
Those in the authorities are confused, while those onlookers are clear.
As a bystander, Frog sees it the most clearly.
Only when the frogs were analysed, the animals realized how Zhen Lang pushed the wheel of history forward.
"This is right." The webmaster recovered and said with great emotion: "If the boss hadn't been showing off his power like a cheat, the eldest sister wouldn't have come to him, and I wouldn't have known Yu Shasha."
"It makes sense." Dynamic added: "I really didn't think about these details before. After hearing what Tian Ji said, these things are all related. If it weren't for the benefits brought by the boss before, Da Cannon would not have known Qian Mengru. I would not have been able to hook up with the eight best green teas, and the fat man would not have hooked up with a few young women."
"That's right, the benefits brought to us by the boss are not only money, but also girls. Money is the courage of men. This is so damn truth. If I hadn't saved some small treasury, I wouldn't have dared to go out and pretend to be a girl." Erpang was inspired. The topic of the money-keeping slave was always related to money. Next, he also conducted an in-depth analysis: "I think the most important thing that the boss brought to us is a kind of confidence, or aura."
"How do you say this?" Dynamic expressed his doubts.
"To be honest, I used to be similar to the Fourth Master, and I was invincible. I really wanted to sit with the girl, so nervous that I didn't know what to say. Since the boss awakened his 2D energy, many top-notch girls have suddenly emerged around us. I often meet with my elder sister, Miss Xiaomi, Mo Xiang, and Ye Yingying. Although we didn't make a story, we gradually got used to it. We were no longer so nervous when we saw the beauty. This is a kind of influence, subtle influence, and it has improved our confidence in disguise."
Erpang said a long article and was still talking nonstop: "At least, when we meet beautiful women, we can speak confidently, not as nervous as before, and even dare not fart. Also, the boss turned us into five-day barbarians, and attracting attention in the game is actually equivalent to giving us an extra aura and a confidence of a game big shot, which allows us to face the green tea with awesomeness."
After a pause, Erpang said again: "To be honest, if there were no such experiences, even if the young woman took the initiative to ask me last night, I wouldn't know what to say to her when I met, let alone the story happened."
"I have to support the good posts upstairs." The webmaster has learned to learn from one example and another: "The second leader's words are truly conscience. I feel that my biggest change in the past few weeks is that when I meet a beautiful woman, I dare to express my obscene thoughts in my heart. For example, the night before yesterday, Yu Shasha was in the study room, and I also teased her for a few words. I didn't dare to do it before."
The animals made in-depth analysis and self-reflection.
At this moment, they realized that the idol brother not only changed the pattern of Nirvana and Rebirth Server, but also changed the fate of several gay friends around him in disguise, bringing many benefits that many animals dared not think of before.
Chapter completed!