"Son, why did you lock the door? Open the door quickly and come out for dinner."

Outside my cousin's bedroom door, my aunt called out with a frown.

"Good son, mom has made your favorite braised pork and come out to eat a few bites."

My aunt slowed down her tone, she had never been so gentle in her life.

The door was still closed and no response came from inside.

"Baby, are you listening to music with your headphones? You're against you, open the door for me! I warn you, don't open the dyeing shop if you give you three points of color. Believe it or not, I'll give you a second child tomorrow, and I won't care about you again!"

It was useless to persuade him with kind words. My aunt started to perform in her true form, like a shrew cursing at the streets, knocking the door pounded.

However, this is of no use.

"Don't worry about him." My uncle, who was sitting in the living room reading the news, was angry: "This kid can't be spoiled. If he is a little nicer to him, he will go to heaven. The young man is strong and it's okay to starve him for two meals. When he is so hungry, he will sneak to the kitchen to steal something."

"Can you speak human language? Is he still your own son?" My aunt said fiercely, but still loved the child in her heart. She looked at her mother-in-law with help: "Mom, Xiaoshuai is the most filial to you, why don't you say a few words to him?"

"The child has his own ideas, so don't worry about it." Grandma was very calm and calm, and said leisurely: "When Xiaolang failed the exam before, he locked himself up for a few days. When the child figured it out, it would be fine."

My aunt was speechless, and her concepts were never as elegant as the old lady.

"Aowuu~aowu~!"

Suddenly, a series of howlings of wolves came from my cousin's room.

The three adults outside were shocked and didn't understand what the naughty child wanted to make a fuss.

At this moment, the door opened and my cousin rushed out with great enthusiasm.

Without saying a word, he sat at the dining table and ate the rice with big mouthfuls.

"Slow down, don't choke." My aunt was even more worried. No matter how she looked, she felt that her son was too abnormal.

My cousin ate three bowls of white rice in anger, and was very fast. After eating, he stood up and walked out.

"What are you doing?" My uncle, who was originally sitting silently, finally couldn't sit still.

My cousin was very calm: "Let's go a hundred steps after the meal, I'll go out for a walk."

These words made the three elders unable to calm down. I thought to myself, you boy didn’t have the sentiment of walking a hundred steps after a meal before!

"It just so happens that I'll go for a walk to digest food." My uncle was still worried and walked out together.

The father and son were walking around the community for about twenty minutes. My cousin was normal throughout the whole trip, just like an ordinary person walking after a meal.

Maybe it’s because he’s so normal that my uncle thinks his son is abnormal no matter how he looks at it.

After a while, my uncle suddenly took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Come on one?"

My cousin was stunned for a moment: "Dad, what are you doing?"

When I heard that my son even made up Henan dialect, my uncle felt that his son was abnormal and saved the country in a curve: "You are already an adult. I have said a long time ago that when you go to college after the college entrance examination, I will not care about you as long as you don't violate the law. In principle, I don't support or object to smoking. If you feel depressed, it doesn't matter if you give me one."

My cousin refused to obey: "Dad, you must be testing me, I won't be fooled."

"Look at what you said, you are all adults. Is it interesting to test you? " My uncle was confident and completely forgot how he used routines to "interrogate" Zhen Lang and Zhen Shuai. He tried hard to squeeze out a friendly look and said kindly: "Son, you are not young anymore. Why don't we have a conversation between men?"

My cousin subconsciously took a step back: "What do you want to say, can you just say it?"

My uncle wants this effect: "What's wrong with you? Tell me about it, just treat it as a secret between men. I promise I will never tell your mother."

"Dad, please take it down. It's ten miles in a radius. Who doesn't know that you are a wife? "My cousin gave her a blank look in her father with powerless complaints and revealed the truth: "Can your promise be reliable? My mother glared at me and you asked her all. Just say last year, my mother asked you casually how much it cost to buy vegetables. You immediately took out all the twenty yuan private money hidden in your socks and handed over to the organization... If I weren't your own son, I would have stood in the perspective of a man and despised you deeply!"

"You little brat, you know nothing, this must be true love! Do you understand love? I love you, mom, give her enough respect, do you understand?" My uncle was confident, but a cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"If this is love, I would rather not love..."

My cousin sighed to the sky, turned around and walked home.

When he got home, the naughty child lay on the ground doing push-ups without saying a word.

My aunt was so scared: "Silly boy, what are you doing? Don't exercise vigorously after just after dinner."

After doing thirty push-ups, my cousin stood up and said timidly: "It's okay, I'm full of infinite power now. Don't look at me like this, I figured it out! Well, it's my idol that made me realize it. The power of idols is really awesome! Dad and Mom, I'll have fun for a few days first, and wait until the college entrance examination transcript is released, and then talk about what's going on in the future."

After saying that, this guy went to the bathroom with a sweaty head.

The uncle and his wife stared at each other, and the aunt wondered, "Why did this kid suddenly figure it out?"

My uncle slapped his forehead and smiled and said, "I understand. It must be Xiaolang who called him and convinced him."

My aunt suddenly realized: "That's good, your nephew is getting more and more capable."

"That's right, you don't even see whose nephew it is, this child is with me." My uncle suddenly became so awesome.

"Come on, if Zhen Lang is just there, there will be basically no hope in this life." My aunt complained more tragic to her husband, and then praised her idol brother in disguise: "It's not me that Xiaolang is much better than you when you were young, and has a bright future. Her girlfriend is beautiful and good, but..."

Speaking of this, my aunt subconsciously performed: "Last time when Xiaomi taught me to make those cosmetics, I asked indirectly that her parents are both abroad and should be from the upper class. This girl graduated soon and it's time to talk about marriage. Do you think that in our family, even if Xiaomi herself is willing, her parents are really willing to marry her baby daughter to Xiaolang, an ordinary child?"

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At 6:50 pm, my cousin, who was ready, sat in front of the computer, and his body was shaking slightly.

The child was so excited that his arms were red and he couldn't even type properly. He was chatting with his cousin on WeChat voice: "Brother, you really didn't lie to me. I'm really in the same group as my idol brother, hahahaha!"

Zhen Lang also replied on WeChat: "Damn, you always thought I was lying to you?"

"No, brother, happiness comes too suddenly, I can't accept it for a while!" My cousin became more and more excited: "I never dreamed that one day I could play dungeons with my idol brother in the same group. If this is spread, all the students in our class would have to sign with me. It's worth the life of the Sa family!"

Zhen Lang: "It's so exaggerating, wouldn't it be a game?"

Cousin: "Brother, you don't understand! Tonight, the people in my group will scare you to death. The guy next door is so proud. This kind of happiness that lives among a bunch of great gods can't understand you like you, the post-00s generation, at all."

Zhen Lang: "Is that true? Who are the masters?"

"You stand firm, listen to me, don't blame me if you're scared!" My cousin was about to go to heaven, and said awesomely: "The commander of our ten-person group tonight is Chen Erpang! Chen Erpang, you know, one of the five barbarians in Ritian, is known as the first priest of Nirvana rebirth! And our mt, who only catches colds and does not shed tears, is nicknamed Nirvana rebirth, the first Xiong De! In addition to idol brother, our dps also have the dynamic heaven, Nirvana rebirth, the first fire method of Nirvana rebirth, the top three super magicians in the mage list, the great god-level high-level play of the cliff... Hey, hey, brother, are you swollen? Did you really scare me? "

"..." Zhen Lang didn't speak anymore and typed a string of ellipsis.

"Brother, I know, you are jealous of me, envy me, and speechless. I can understand your mood. Even if you are a thief as watery as you, you will humiliate yourself even if you form a group with the great gods. No wonder you deleted your account and didn't play magic." My cousin stomped on me and used my cousin's tragedy to exaggerate his awesomeness: "I'm different. It's not me that I'm bragging. The two generations of old thieves in our family are not just a joke. Brother, my body is filled with the blood of the thief family. Just because I'm so sharp that I fall in love with my own operations, I will never drag the team down!"

"..." Zhen Lang was indeed speechless.

"Brother, I'm going to fight, I'll talk later."

My cousin put away his cell phone and focused on preparing for the battle.

Tonight, everyone made an appointment to fight 10 Siren and 10 Skeleton Cemetery. Although they had all cousins ​​and cousin's number on behalf of others, he had never fought in person. He was so excited that he kept trying to show himself.

The team configuration is as follows:

mt: Just catch a cold and don’t shed tears.

Deputy T: You, the orangutan, are actually weapons warfare, and you cannons are part-time posing as 2t.

Treatment: Chen Erpang, a low-key young nurse.

dps:mr? Lang, call me Xiaoshuai, Nirvana Athena, dynamic heaven, glorious cocoa, Zou Batian.

This time, Shuimi'er, webmaster, Xiao Tiantian, Xunmei and others went to Su Jie's 10-person group. Tonight, Zhen Lang's group had no need for ten people. It mainly brought Honor Coco to some mage equipment and took his cousin to show off.

The battles all the way through were completely crushing, and my cousin was as happy as a dream.

When I arrived at the 10-person gangyard, it was a little more difficult because my cousin was not familiar with the dungeon and destroyed it several times. Fortunately, Erpang made an immediate adjustment. After all, this fat man was also a very powerful commander in the guild, and everyone finally crushed it smoothly. After this battle, thanks to the idol brother's despairing red hand, Honor Coco and his cousin both got a few hit outfits, which greatly improved.

Since the Red Hand mode can only be turned on once a day, Zhen Lang decided not to fight the Dark Maze tonight and to cheat again tomorrow, and maybe it can explode the Black Knight's Earth Dragon mount.

"Hahahaha, brother, my current equipment is so cool that I scared you to death!" After getting the dungeon, my cousin started to show off again: "Do you know what efficiency is? Start the group at 7 o'clock and play two dungeons at 8:20 o'clock. This is the efficiency of the great team!"

Zhen Lang didn't say anything, and then his cousin stopped talking, he was trembling.

Because my cousin's "cold idol brother" who did not speak throughout the whole time finally started typing and sent him a private chat message: "Sexy young, good skills, one hundred jjc games, will you fight?"

No, Idol Brother wants to compete with me in the arena?

My cousin was trembling all over, and he felt that happiness came too quickly and the ups and downs of life came too suddenly. So the naughty child threw out the six-character mantra that the post-10s favorite pretentious mantra: "If you want to fight, I will fight!"
Chapter completed!