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[037] The story of the year

S Provincial Normal University has many unsolved mysteries.

For example, the haunted incident in an abandoned girl's dormitory is an unsolved mystery.

For example, many students in the library claim to have seen ghosts, which is also a mystery.

For example, Su Jie's alcohol tolerance is also a mystery.

There is a legend in the world that Su Jie can drink very well, but no one knows how capable she can drink it.

The only time Su Jie drank was that Xingluo team entered the semi-finals of the Southwest Division of the City Invitational Tournament. That time, Su Jie and four main teammates and five substitute teammates were drunk in a dark and eight of the nine teammates were poured into the ground by her. Moreover, among the eight teammates, two animals were particularly good at drinking, and three were more capable of drinking. Moreover, when the wormfish who was allergic to alcohol and did not touch the wine, they were kicked Xiao Dingding with high strength and accuracy...

Since then, Su Jie's alcohol tolerance has become a mystery for the ages.

Compared with the eight animals at the beginning, Su Jie's five opponents are simply weak today.

In addition to being able to drink cannon, Erpang, dynamic and webmaster's alcohol content are very average.

As for Zhen Lang, the more he drinks, the more miserable he will be.

In the movie "East Evil and West Poison", Huang Yaoshi has a line like this: "Not long ago, I met someone and gave me a jar of wine. She said that she was drunk and dreaming. After drinking it, you can tell you to forget anything you have done before. I am very surprised, why there is such wine. She said that the biggest trouble of people is that they have a good memory. If you can forget everything, every day in the future will be a new beginning. Then how happy you say..."

Objectively speaking, wine is sometimes evil and sometimes beautiful.

For example, in Qilixiang's private room, after a box of beer was taken down, the seven young men and women forgot about the unhappiness, and the nervous people were no longer nervous, and the topic started to talk all of a sudden.

"Brother Inspirational, you are too weak? Mi'er doesn't drink. In this box of twenty-four bottles, each of us should be four bottles. But I'm the fifth bottle, and you haven't even finished the second bottle." Su Jie looked at Zhen Lang sitting opposite her without blushing and breathing: "Look at your blushing face and thick neck, are you blushing when you drink, or are you despised by your sister to be ashamed?"

Zhen Lang was speechless. In fact, as long as he drinks half a bottle, he will be so flushed that his face turns thick and his neck will be thick.

"Senior sister, please spare him. He is famous for being drunk. He has to send three bottles to the hospital." The webmaster showed his little Huangwen background, and he understood the pronunciation of the last "分" and sounded like a big rhyme.

"Really or not?" Su Jie said she didn't believe it.

"Really, last time he got three bottles drunk and fell into the toilet, we carried him to the hospital for gastric lavage." Erpang immediately came out and told a story about the unbearable past in Lang's life.

"Senior sister, I'll help him drink. You see, he's almost out of reach. We'll go to the Internet cafe tonight and get 10th level. If he loses, he probably won't get first place in the server." Dynamic and a little loyal, he took the initiative to help the boss block the wine.

"That's right, you guys are all level 8." Su Jie couldn't understand the situation in the game, and instantly understood the game plan of the five people. She took the bottle of half a bottle of wine left by Zhen Lang. The queen said with great aura: "Little girl, I'll drink it for you. Please wait and go to the Internet cafe."

After saying that, she blew the bottle directly and easily got it done.

"Senior sister, I am so domineering. I admire you the most." Dapao couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Senior sister, I bet that you were either Xiaozhuang or Cixi in your previous life." Erpang also flattered.

"Can you speak human language? The senior sister must be Wu Zetian in her previous life, and the queen-like style came to her face." The webmaster was unwilling to fall behind.

"The women you mentioned are all weak in front of the senior sister. The senior sister is the senior sister, a unique existence, an eternal legend in the world." The dynamic is even more shameless, and he flatters himself, and he brags to the sky.

During the years of youth, boys always have a strong desire to show off in front of beautiful girls.

The animals rushed to show themselves.

Zhen Lang didn't even have the chance to show himself. It's not that he didn't have the desire to show himself, but his desire to show himself may be stronger than his brothers. Unfortunately, he has lost the girl he once tried hard to show.

He sat there, disappearing from people's vision like a stealth thief in the game.

There is also a line in the movie "East Evil and West Poison": "Drunk and dreaming are just a joke she played with me. The more you want to forget some things, the more you will remember them. When you can't get some things, the only thing you can do is not forget..."

Zhen Lang doesn’t drink much, but he has been drinking with the animals in the past two days.

He thought he could forget it after drinking it, but it turned out that he could remember it more clearly after drinking it.

Shuimi'er held a bottle of canned coconut milk, fiddled with the straw with her fingers, and looked at Zhen Lang from time to time.

When she asked the inspirational brother's question when she met, she knew something was wrong when she looked at Zhen Lang's reaction at that time.

Now when you look at Zhen Lang's virtue, Shu Mi'er, who is known as a heartthrob in the world, has probably guessed it.

She gently touched Zhen Lang's arm and whispered sorry, "I'm sorry, I don't know you've already..."

Zhen Lang didn't respond, lowered his head as if counting the ants on the ground.

"Senior sister, don't worry about him. He is not injured, he is relieved. He used to kneel down to fight, but now, a new world of One Piece is waving to him." The webmaster was already a little drunk and spoke without hesitation.

The dynamic feeling was even more indifferent: "Since the boss broke up with that green tea, we have quietly celebrated it several times in private. After a seven-year bad relationship, the boss will definitely usher in a better tomorrow. The sky has eyes, and the boss will never have to be poisoned by the green tea again."

"Enough." Zhen Lang slapped the table suddenly and said angrily: "Are you finished?"

"The boss, someone should have woken you up. You touched your conscience and said, "How much did you pay for when you are with that girl? What did you get?" Erpang seemed to have been waiting for an opportunity to curse Zhen Lang, and said bitterly: "If she is really a good girl, I will admit it, but we all know what that girl is. You are the only one who keeps it in the dark and enjoys it all day long. If you think the people in our dormitory are not fair enough, let Dapao, the bystander, comment."

The cannon, who was called into a gun, spoke weakly: "Hey, Master Lang... It wasn't my turn to say this, but I really couldn't stand it anymore. No matter how you and that girl looked at it, it was a bad fate. What kind of thing is that girl? I can't even complain about it. She is not worthy of you at all."

Zhen Lang: "You all heard of it, she is not as unbearable as you think."

Dynamic was amused by this: "I'm going, dare not get into a stubborn position? The whole world said that, but you still refuse to accept reality. Then tell me, what glorious deeds she has done that will make you so unforgettable?"

The half-awake and half-drunk Zhen Lang told the biggest secret in his heart: "Without her, I would have died long ago."

The webmaster was surprised: "Emma, ​​I'll go, you can't survive without her?"

Su Jie and Shuimi'er looked at each other and silently watched a group of men quarrel.

From the perspective of their bystanders, it is indeed a bad fate. Zhen Lang probably couldn't get out of the pit.

I heard Zhen Lang say, "No, she saved my life."

"What's the situation?" Dynamic was so shocked that he was sober that he was a little more awake, and said in surprise: "Boss, you are worthy of being the most introverted man in our dormitory! You have been roommate for two years, and you are still hiding it. Why have you never mentioned this before?"

Zhen Lang: "Aren't I afraid of being criticized by you?"

Erpang: "If you don't say it, how do you know if we will complain about you?"

"There is a lake in my hometown that drowned people every summer. My grandmother never allowed me to go there. But I was very unbeliever at that time and I always wanted to go there. During the summer vacation of the third year of junior high school, I slipped out..." Zhen Lang confessed, looking lingering in fear: "When I swam to the center of the lake, I suddenly had cramps, my feet were out of control, and I choked several big mouthfuls of water, and they all sank. I was scared at that time, and my mind was full of rumors about drowned people that my neighbors said..."

"At that critical moment, she jumped into the water to save you. Her wet thin skirt was tightly wrapped around her pink body. Did you feel suffocated at that moment?" The website elder had a problem and brewed a classic plot in the little yellow text.

Su Jie and Shuimi'er were originally pricking up their ears to listen to the tragic story, but when they heard this, they were immediately amused by the webmaster, the bitch.

Zhen Lang was the only one who was present and angry: "Suffocating your sister! At that time, I couldn't even tell the difference between Brother Chun and Sister Feng. Where could I see her pink body?"

Su Jie couldn't help but interrupt: "Young man, you have a bug in this joke. Since you can't even tell the difference between Brother Chun and Sister Feng, how can you determine the identity of that girl?"

Zhen Lang smiled bitterly and said, "Isn't there any sequels later?"

Su Jie couldn't wait: "Then you talk about the sequel."

"In a daze, I felt someone keep pressing his chest for first aid and even gave me artificial respiration..." Zhen Lang said this, his eyes were indescribable tenderness, as if the happiest moment in his life was that moment, murmured: "When I opened my eyes, I saw her running twenty or thirty meters."

Su Jie: "Bad review! Do you only see one back?"

"Yes." Zhen Lang nodded very realistically and said, "The back is almost the same as what the Fourth Master said just now. The white skirt is soaked, wrapped around her body tightly, and she can see her underwear clearly..."

He was moved and puzzled: "Then why did she run away?"

Zhen Lang: "Isn't this nonsense? She's so wet. How could a girl who just graduated from junior high school have the nerve to meet people? I guessed that after she confirmed that I was fine, she turned around and ran away."

Su Jie is still entangling with the question of her back: "But just one back, can you 100% sure of the girl's identity?"

Zhen Lang thought about it for a moment and said, "I was dizzy at that time, not sure."

Su Jie was shocked: "I'm not sure you've been chasing a girl for seven years? What kind of indomitable Olympic spirit are you?"

Zhen Lang: "No, there will be a sequel later."

Su Jie: "kao, you think you are filming American TV series yourself, you have already filmed the third season! Let's talk about the plot of the third season."

"Season 3... No, two days later, I went to the e-commerce store to buy a mouse. The cliff was Cupid's arrangement. I met her again..." Zhen Lang said this, his tone and eyes became tender again: "That day she was wearing the same white dress, and I will never forget that style for the rest of my life. Also, her back is the same as what I saw by the lake, and even the length of her hair is the same. Do you think I can remember it wrong?"

Su Jie: "Okay, you haven't seen her before?"

"I haven't seen it before. That day, I went out to chat with her in the e-mail store. It turned out that she was from the junior high school of No. 3 Middle School, and I was from Hope Middle School." Zhen Lang said this with a sigh: "I heard that she applied for No. 3 Middle School and also killed her."

He sighed dynamically: "Oh, you regard gratitude as true love."

The webmaster only said three words: "On the top floor."

Zhen Lang: "I knew Mao's true love at that time. Anyway, I liked it in my heart, so I went to chase it."

Erpang: "Brother, I'm convinced. She saved you. Is there any necessary connection with her? "

Zhen Lang said with a face: "Don't let green tea be long and green tea be short. She was so embarrassed that she didn't know where to put it, she was not the kind of person you thought."

"A bad fate, a bad fate, young man, you're just asking for a sword! I really didn't expect that someone with such a strong personality would become a spare tire inexplicably. Don't you know that people will change?" Su Jie couldn't listen and told a story: "At that time in my high school, there was a girl in my class who was very pure and shy, and she would blush when she was looked at by a boy. Do you know what she has become now? When I was in my junior year, I heard a classmate say that she was working part-time outside."

The so-called "part-time job" is to assist in socializing.

Zhen Lang was silent.

Su Jie's idiom is very insightful, carving a boat to seek a sword, this allusion fully interprets Zhen Lang's evil fate.

For seven years, he tried hard to keep himself from changing his mind.

However, he cannot guarantee that others will not change their minds.

[Seeing the reader "Daimen·My Dao" posted a book review: Niu Da, I finally work steadily. When I was the most difficult time, your book helped me. I owe money for book tickets for so many years, I will give you back slowly... I am quite touched. Today's chapter "The Story of the Year" also contains some stories from Lao Niu and readers. I wish you all the best. The naughty kids from that year have graduated and started working now. Some have gotten married and had children, and even cooler have had second children. Time is like water. I remember a song: Time is like water, and how many years are underestimated...]
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