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【258】Fuck you(1/2)

"Don't want anything?"

What a beauty I feel sorry for! Princess Sissi admired her beautiful face and sighed in her heart: If I were a man, I would definitely push you to the grass next to me and put it on the spot.

!

But even so, Princess Sissi didn't mind continuing to tease Youli, the "shy little wife" who was probably a bit of a bad taste in the royal princess...

"Don't do this..."

Yuli's pretty face was so hot that the temperature reached Princess Sissi's palms that were rubbing back and forth: "Go away quickly, this... this is a trap!"

"trap?"

Princess Sissi was slightly surprised, but didn't take it seriously: "Oh, Yuli Xiaoguai, what trap is it?"

Youli clenched her fist and was about to muster up the courage to say something, but at this moment, Fakeyou suddenly shouted loudly from the toilet: "There is not enough paper! Youli, send me paper!



Youli was shocked, her eyes were flustered, and she didn't care about talking. She quickly broke away from Princess Sissi's hands that were "playing with robbers", held her skirt and ran quickly towards the toilet.

It's really like a frightened deer, so cute!

Princess Sissi smiled slightly, followed with a suitcase and a stick in the other hand.

The toilet was built with very simple stone bricks, blocked by a mud wall, and behind it was the squatting pit of Farkeyu.

Yuli ran a little slowly. When she ran to the earthen wall, Princess Sissi happened to walk there.

Youli looked back and looked at Princess Sissi hesitantly, and she stopped talking, and was about to go around the earth wall to deliver toilet paper. But at this moment, a roar like thunder on both sides of the toilet suddenly rang out, and three white men jumped.

He came out, holding a wooden stick in his hand. He said nothing, and just smashed Princess Sissi in such a fierce and vicious way!

"Hurry up and dodge!"

Youli's face showed a look of horror, and the toilet paper fell to the ground and shouted with a hiss.

Oops!

Suddenly, Princess Sissi was unable to react, and the small box fell to the ground. She dodged and pulled out her pistol, but the three big men's sticks were too fast, dancing so hard that they were blowing loudly.

The tip of the stick brushed through one of Princess Sissi's arms... She felt soft and her left arm felt as if it was no longer strong.

"Smash him over, hehe, the boy is injured!"

The three big men grinned, shook the wooden stick, and rushed towards Princess Sissi again.

"Run!"

Princess Sisi resisted the soreness of her arms and was about to raise a gun to fight back, but unexpectedly, Yuli had already rushed up and grabbed her, and pulled Princess Sisi to the distance: "Run with me! They and the law

Keyou is a group of people, and they are crowded, so we have to run away quickly!”

The intact arm was pulled, and Princess Sisi lost the opportunity to shoot. All of this happened between lightning and fire. Youli was in a panic and pulled Princess Sisi to escape in the direction of the train station!

Princess Sissi didn't notice this for a moment, and her heart was also pounding. At this moment, she could only lower her head and run wildly with Youli.

By the way, women can run better than men, turning around and running is simply a fool!

But it happened so by chance that Princess Sissi and Yuli had just started running. The three big men screamed, tripped by their own wooden sticks one by one, and they shouted: "You stupid guy, awesome, you guy

Where to put it? I tripped me!"

After such delays, Yuli and Princess Sissi were able to run far away.

At this time, Fakeyu turned out from behind the earth wall, and saw that his face was as usual, watching Princess Sissi and Yuli's backs leave with some comfort, and she was not as embarrassed as she had diarrhea.

"Okay, get up. You fell down so much, that's too exaggerated!" Fakeyu said lightly as he looked at the three big men sitting on the ground rubbing his legs.

"Exaggerated?"

The three big men grinned and turned over and jumped up: "As long as that girl didn't hear it, it wouldn't matter!"

"Tsk, after so many times, your acting skills have not improved at all! Humph, when the train starts, we can catch up with you with confidence!"

Fakeyu's finger bones hit the earth wall, and a silver smile flashed in his eyes.

"Does it be necessary to be so careful? Isn't it just a girl dressed in a man? I told me that I should have taken her off as early as the last stop!" The three big men disagreed.

Fakeyu snorted, "You know nothing! I didn't tell you that the clip in her hand is an authentic Austro-Hungarian royal family. Besides, she has a gun in her hand. If she fires it first, you

How many people are not allowed to hang up the lottery? Humph, I am thinking about you. Besides, if you have the brain, why should you play brute force? When the carriage comes, I will use a siege to trap her from afar. Wouldn't it be foolproof?"

The three big men were slightly surprised: "You have also transferred the carriage? Near, Fakeyu, you are becoming more and more cautious. Even if we hear the news of your death one day, we will only think that you are pretending to be dead!

We won’t give you the package!”

Curse me to die?

Fakeyu was so angry that he rolled his eyes: "Who cares about your white bags! Please refresh me. This time, the most direct waves were ordered to collect beauties, one was one

, The more you have, the better, don't let it go! Besides, this is the best, and it is related to the Austro-Hungarian royal family. When it is used up, isn't our circus still useful? How can we let go of the living money tree?"

The three big men opened their mouths before they could speak. At this time, a long and crisp whistle sounded, and the tk201 train slowly started on the small platform more than a hundred meters away.

“Huff…”

Yuli pulled Princess Sissi and ran away, finally slowing down. She patted her chest and said, "I'm so lucky, he... they actually tripped themselves!"

Princess Sissi was also very breathless and couldn't run anymore. She simply sat on the ground: "Youli, what's going on? Why did three gangsters suddenly pop up? The trap, is it the trap you mentioned?



Yuli's physical strength was probably at its limit. She stopped and said, "Asli, in fact, Fakeyu and I... are not unmarried couples, he is a human trafficker, I was abducted by him! And those three

A big man, the accomplice who once helped him catch me, they are in the same group!"

"Human trafficker?"

Princess Sissi was really surprised: "Aren't you circus? Besides, what are you doing to catch me? Is the Royal Guard valuable? He isn't he afraid of causing trouble?"

Yuli looked at Princess Sissi with an idiot's eyes: "You are a woman. Farkeyu can see it from the moment you get on the car!"

"Well……"

Princess Sissi's old face turned red and she said, "Is it so obvious? Ahem, I came out in too hastily and didn't dress up."

“…it’s too obvious!”

Yuli pointed to the half-slip beard that fell off Princess Sissi's lips and said, "Miss Aishi. Your skin is so white and your facial features are so delicate. No matter how you look, you can't be a man! Besides, you still have a neck

There is no Adam's apple!"

"I see!"

Princess Sissi suddenly realized and said to herself: No wonder the bad guy was able to see through my outfit at the beginning, it turned out that the flaw was here!

(Long Hao:⊙﹏⊙b sweat)

Having talked about this, a black dot suddenly appeared in the distance. Yuli's face suddenly changed: "Hurry, run! Fakeyu's carriage is chasing!"

Princess Sissi came to her senses and turned her head to look at it. Sure enough, the increasingly bigger black spot is just a galloping carriage!

One is a carriage and the other is a human leg. This is incomparable to the pace!

Yuli pulled Princess Sissi for a few steps, her pretty face turned and she almost cried: "It's all my fault, I ran in the wrong direction, then... the train over there also drove away!"

As expected, black smoke and white steam were rising one after another in the back of the carriage, and it was the 201st train that was driving outward.

Princess Sissi shook her hand and stopped running. She raised her hand and tore off the other half of the beard left on her lips, and hummed, "Isn't it just a carriage? I'll deal with it!"

A look of surprise flashed in Yuli's eyes and she shouted: "Are you crazy? There are many of them, you can't beat it alone!"

"But you can't run away, right?"

Princess Sissi stood there confidently, and pulled out the civilization stick with a calm expression.

The civilization stick can be shrinkable in sections and is not heavy in weight. Princess Sissi has been running for so long and has not fallen.

"Don't you use a gun?"

Yuli leaned over curiously.

"Of course not, Yuli, please watch my performance!"

Princess Sissi kept her hands, and in just a moment she took a pipe and poured it hard into her palm! The pipe was hollow and a glass test tube fell out of it.

The test tube contains red and black potions, but they are clearly distinguished and will never be confused!

This... is a light tsunami bomb!

How could Princess Sissi have lts in her hands?

Humph, the big villain is quite conscientious and knows to give me this powerful liquid bomb to defend myself!

Princess Sissi held the lt test tube in one hand and thought sweetly: He is too demanding of face and has to give it to me by his servant! Is it that difficult to bow to me?

(The breeze is like tears: Sister, the young master is not aware of this matter. I have spent precious energy to configure it!)

Weifeng has put a lot of effort into "building a bridge" for Long Hao.

This is the biggest reliance of Princess Sissi’s decision to chase Long Hao alone: ​​No matter what situation he encounters on the road, if this princess is angered, she will throw it out in a bottle and will not blow you to death!!

"What is this?"
To be continued...
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