Chapter 696 Headless Male Corpse
"In-law, I really have to do this? Look at me, a tender skin, I'm afraid I can't stand the other party's blow and I'll be able to do it all. Otherwise, you can choose someone who is more competent."
"It's easy to deal with. Since you can't control your tongue, I have a sword here, so I'll cut this useless thing."
"Then how can I eat and talk in the future?" Da Yuedi suddenly realized that all the brotherhoods and woes had been shared over the past few days. All kinds of brotherhood were fake. At the critical moment, he was pushed to the front as a gun.
"Youngest, why don't I go? I have thick skin and flesh. If I'm not lucky, I'll be cut into a stick by them. The remaining ounces of meat on my body will not be so cold to report to the underworld. In the next year, you must burn more yellow paper and ingots for me. I'm a good person. Once in the world, I can count the days when I'm full. I don't expect to go to the underworld and be a starving ghost."
Dayue Di hurriedly echoed as if he saw the savior: "That's right, Lao Liu is usually smart, and it's best to be an undercover agent. Don't worry, if there really is one day, you will be an old man below, as big as the house, as much as the servants, and you can choose your wife, and I'll take care of it all."
The empty check of Dayue Di made Lao Liu say the eyes lit up and his emotions were in high spirits. At the critical moment, Wu Yonglin had to pour some cold water on Lao Liu to calm down: "Lao Liu, can you speak Yi language? If you are really held on your neck by a knife, you will not even have the chance to use the excuse of not understanding Chinese language as an excuse to get away with it. And I believe Lao Er, with his current ability, pretending to be stupid and stupid. In order to show our trust in him, his tongue is temporarily placed in his mouth."
Wu Yonglin's cold words of either Bai Daozi or Hong Daozi completely blocked Dayuedi's retreat. At this moment, his face turned red and white, and it was even ugly than his dead wife.
"Lao Qi, the disguise of the second child depends entirely on you."
Xu Xi patted his chest and pointed to the green walnut crust on the ground that had just been feasted by everyone and then peeled off and gathered into a hill-like green walnut skin. Several people covered their faces and smiled, but wasn't it too humane enough to do so? It was a little cruel, let alone how much he and the youngest have such a kinship.
"I will not avoid relatives, the second brother, I am the eldest brother, today I will say the vilification in front. If you die in it, the achievements will just make up for the ridiculous things you have created before. As for Yue'e's niece, I will definitely raise her like a daughter in the future. As long as I have a bite of food in the second half of my life, she will definitely be a bite. If you live, it will be different. You will raise your own daughter, and you will be a big hero in the hearts of these tribesmen. If you want to be a hero or a bear, you should consider it yourself. And I might as well tell you the truth. If you refuse to take on this job, we are going to do it recklessly and just close your eyes and draw the knife to climb the wall and chop people."
Da Yuedi looked at the dense figures in the distance, thinking about the bloody scene when he was dismembered by a random knife, he couldn't help but make a clever move. Thinking about the blocked Jiuqu Cave retreat, in fact, Wu Yonglin didn't need to remind him, he knew that just because his group had just taken down the dam that was currently guarded by heavy troops, it would make people laugh out loud if they said it. Not long ago, he had just become a hero who killed demons and eliminated demons. Da Yuedi, who was used to being pampered, actually had a feeling of not being satisfied. He took advantage of the passionate passion of Wu Yonglin and his chest was not cold yet.
Dayue Di gritted his teeth and nodded in agreement. When the magpie that was so itchy that made him collapse instantly, his intestines were regretful. In order to prevent Dayue Di from shouting, and even biting his tongue and committing suicide, Xu Xi asked everyone to tie him up, and then stuffed a big walnut into his mouth, and tears flowed everywhere. Dayue Di, who was twisting around the ground, made the strongest voice from his body: "You turtles, I will enter your grandma, and I will not let you go even if I go to the underworld to be a ghost."
Some of Dayue Di's vicious visions were ultimately failed. I don't know how long it took, but when Dayue Di lost half his life, his eyes were protruding, his whole body was black, red and swollen, and he felt his skin seemed to be peeled off. He stood staggeringly by the puddle, looking at his own human being in the mirror, and when he was in a daze, he almost wanted to fall into the puddle in one breath. It was from this moment that he deeply realized that being a human was more difficult than being a ghost. It was not as good as being a ghost.
If he closed his eyes and jumped into the pool to have a happy ending, he just made him so embarrassed and died inexplicably, but he was unwilling to accept it. When he wanted to yell a few times, he found that his tongue was not easy at all. There was no doubt that he was being humble again. Just in case, Xu Xi temporarily poisoned him as Wu Yonglin's instructions. He now lost the power of the code words "I won't say it to death". Da Yue Di did not breathe and fainted directly, so he would not take you to cheat people like this.
As the first barrier to enter the dam, the monks guarding the Huozizhai Tower were not easy. As the eyes and ears of the dam, the big movement at the entrance of the 18 turns these days made them nervous. Everyone only regretted that they had less eyes or ears. If one day the thief really touched the gods and ghosts, their good days would come to an end. Tan Daoji is famous for not recognizing his relatives.
A fake bald donkey Liu Er gave all his wife he stolen to the other party. He thought he was a little bit of a noble spirit. From then on, he became domineering to others. But what was annoying was that on the day the dam was joined together, he actually deducted the food of the Yi people below. When he ran out of the mountain to wander around the mountain, dozens of Yi monks sank into the undercurrent around the dam and never climbed up again. The monks on duty always felt the gust of wind near the dam, and no one ever did.
Dare to stand alone on the dam and spend a stick of incense. The alcoholic spirit was so good that the two fools who didn't care about this accident at all. When they returned to the dam with their teeth and claws, they were tied to a large stone by Tan Daoji that day and sank to the bottom of the big wooden stake next to the dam to worship the river god. As for whether there is anything unspeakable here, it is unknown. There is a rumor that the relatives of the fake bald donkey, the stolen wife, died.
The hand of the fake bald donkey, the woman with some beauty and some skills, bit Tan Daoji's ear and blew the wind beside her pillow. In addition to the evil monk who was deeply resentful of the sea of blood, there is another saying that the woman was pregnant with a child in a daze. It was not clear whether it was Liu Er or Tan Daoji. In order to solve the problem in the future, Tan Daoji simply did it and cut off the big trouble with a quick knife.
After the third update, the most pleasant time for the Huozi Tower. When the strong tiredness swept across their bodies, they could finally take a nap for an hour or two without restraint. According to past experience, the snoring around the entire dam has gradually subsided. Even the cicadas who were about to reach the end of their lives stopped twitching and crawled into the ground. Everything seemed to be stuffed into a strong wine jar, harmonious, quiet, and with a comfortable drunkenness, it was extremely harmonious and densely integrated with the surrounding dense forests of the mountains and mountains.
"Not good, the Yi people ran away..."
A burst of exclamation made the sleepy monk on the Huozi Tower completely messed up. The smelly liquid on their hands made them jump. They thought that someone around them had been secretly smeared by the Yi people secretly coming out of the building with a knife. The seven souls left the three souls and they didn't care about Hadazi, who had just flowed all over his hands because of sleepiness. They lifted the whistle stick in their hands and Park Knife, while they could still move. Before the black shadow in their eyes could run away, they could still hear the metal collision sound of the iron chains when they were dragging the ground. They had already chased out like a tiger that had left the gate.
"This youngest man is really tricky. He created such an illusion that it seemed like we had just escaped from it. When you are caught by them, we will sneak in without any idea."
Wu Yonglin's plan was actually very simple. Lao Qi and Lao Er secretly hid under the wall of the Huozizhai Building around the third update. After the monks on the village were awakened, Lao Qi took Lao Er and Lao Er to explore the flowers in the fog. The half-confused and half-awake monks escaped under their noses, making them mistakenly think that this guy was a fish that just escaped from the wall. The whole plan was quite accurate. After Lao Qi held Lao Er and got into the Huozizhai Building openly, everyone hiding in the dark had already secretly sweated.
Why let the seventh son Xu Xi get in? This is also carefully considered. First of all, there should not be too many people. One more person will have an extra risk of being discovered. The second level is to prevent Dayue Di from surrendering to the enemy again when it comes. If this kid is not honest and reveals the entire plan, the consequences can be imagined. Xu Xi uses some means to kill people to silence the divine, and the gods and ghosts will not realize it. The third level, among the remaining few people, only Xu Xi can understand the Yi language, and occasionally explore the words of the Yi people working on the dike from time to time. This is the most appropriate.
Everything returned to silence again. The mute dick was thrown into the water prison by the dam. As a punishment, he had to stay in it all night. Fortunately, the water stored in the reservoir had long been exposed to the sun, and it was not as uncomfortable as expected to stay in it. What's more, the dick, who was uncomfortable all over, had long wanted to wash the strange smell around his body, which could be said to be his favorite. Because of the unfavorable supervision, Lao Qi was punished to patrol the dike where the Huozi Building was supervised. Lao Qi's heart was in full bloom. This not only could he watch the dick, but also to make trouble while the moon was dark and windy. The original monks of the Huozi Village Building returned to their respective positions, grinding their teeth, spanking the spanking, and dozing on the dozing. The sound of falling into the water did not attract anyone's attention. He thought it was the noise of the dick in the water prison.
At dawn, the entire Huozizhai Building was densely filled with melon-eating people watching, like ants attached to the smell, and even the traffic on the dam of a ox cart was blocked. Because there were too many people watching, there were so many that they saw black people moving. They were shorter and could not see what was happening in front of them. Those with less strength could not squeeze in at all. They could only stare blankly, prick up their ears, and listen to the people in front of them, and the "tsk tsk" sounds like "I'm really a ghost..."
"Hi! Lao Li, what strange things do you know?"
"You won't see it yourself!"
"I can't squeeze in,"
"If you can't squeeze in, just use force..."
Someone behind shouted, "Everyone get out of here, Grandpa is here!"
The Yi people and the monks who had not figured out the situation pushed Pan Ji around the site of the incident, and there was no sign of ebbing. Moreover, the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth had already divided their territory on the dam. The people on the fourth floor of the gold, wood, water, earth and other places had already taken advantage of the situation at their doorstep. The people in the fire building had already formed a human wall in secret, preparing to suppress the scandal in front of their homes. If this was transmitted to Tan Daoji's ears, everyone would probably suffer. Gao Yu, who rushed over, was eager to figure out the ins and outs of the matter. His hard-working persuasion was ineffective, and he had to break the human wall with force.
Amid a burst of whips and shouts, the mobs in the Huozi Building failed to persevere until the end, causing a moment of chaos on the embankment, and the Yiyu guys who were originally curious to watch the fun were finally dispersed.
Gao Yu then saw the original appearance of the matter. A corpse was soaked and swollen all over his body lying on the ground, but his head was not known where it was. On the surface, the headless male corpse seemed to have been dead for less than two or three hours. However, the clothes made Gao Yu, who suddenly lost, fell into the ice cellar for 39 days. A cool feeling rushed from the soles of his feet to the whole body, and every joint was indescribable. Gao Yu read that right. It was the one who was put on for him before Liu Er was sunk to the bottom of the water. He didn't know if it was true.
"Get me in the water and find a head."
Originally standing next to the headless corpse, there were four monks in fire towers in full uniforms and trembling all over the body. The idle people on the fourth floor of the gold, wood, water and soil that were watching had retreated far away, but they were still pointing fingers, whispering, laughing, and scolding, with different expressions.
The four monks looked at each other. Logically speaking, the chief spoke. Even if there were swords and fires in front of you, you had to jump in with your eyes closed. When the other three looked at the man who seemed to be the headmaster of the Fire Building, he looked at the headless corpse seriously, then turned his head and shouted at the monk who had already watched the fun behind him, "Damn, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and call someone to go into the water to find your head."
"Sir, there are... dirty things in this water."
"I usually ask you to know a few more words, read a few more books, and live a life of all day long. Can you be a little bit of a woman in your head besides women?" The sergeant with big eyebrows and eyes may have been used to the pig brain bucket of his subordinates, and he took the opportunity to give advice: "Do you take the Yi people who are in vain? Let them go to the water to find it. If you can't find the end, don't eat today."
Due to language barriers, the Yi people, who were originally separated from each other, quickly got into the water inexplicably with the whip and scolding, but the situation was not optimistic throughout the day. Liu Er's head seemed to have disappeared, and the things the Yi people touched were all stones.
Gao Yu, who had been standing by the dam, staring at the dam, had his expression becoming more and more entangled and helpless, seemed to remember something, and suddenly asked, "Who discovered this headless corpse first?"
Chapter completed!