Chapter five hundred and seventeen, teach people to pick up girls [can jump](1/2)
"Just hear it, Nanyi, do you really not care if Liu Zhen gives birth to a girl?"
"Ren Taipan, as you said, I don't have a throne waiting for my children to inherit, so I don't have to give birth to a prince."
"I don't have the throne, but don't you have a noble name to pass on? I don't know the little thoughts of you men." When Ren Xia spoke, her face was full of disdain.
"Hehe." Nan Yi just smiled shyly and did not reply, "You guys chat while I go to Xueyin."
After Nan Yi walked away, Ren Xia said to Liu Zhen: "Why has Nan Yi changed so much? He pretends to be the same. He goes to the toilet when he goes to the toilet and goes to Xueyin. Why didn't he say he was going to Muxuan or Dengdong?
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"Teacher Ren, you don't know. Nan Yite is good at pretending and looks like a human being outside. When talking to me at home, he is full of shit. Whenever he talks, he is either shit or piss. The most polite thing is shit. Don't expect him at all.
A dog can spit out ivory from its mouth."
Ren Xia laughed loudly and said: "Hahaha, Liu Zhen, if you say that about Nan Yi, be careful he punishes you."
"He dares. I have Shang Fang's sword in my hand, so I'm not afraid of him exploding."
Nan Yi left Ren Xia's office and found a corner in the corridor to stay.
Either he really wanted to go to the toilet, or he just wanted to leave some space for two women who were about to emerge from their cocoons and become shameless old ladies to talk about swear words and dirty jokes.
When a woman becomes pregnant, not only will her motherhood become more intense, but her face will also be strengthened. Some jokes that she once only dared to say in the dormitory in the dead of night will be half-hidden and half-hidden in public once she becomes an expectant mother.
Liu Zhen would maintain a little restraint in front of Nan Yi and would not vent her truest emotions. Nan Yi brought Liu Zhen to Ren Xia to let her relax and vent her emotions.
If a man and woman have a crush on each other, they will consciously or unconsciously magnify their good sides and hide their bad sides.
If this behavior is controlled by reason, then the two people are unlikely to have a good ending; if this behavior is controlled by hormones, then the two people can basically make it to the end.
Maybe she was worried about gains and losses, maybe she was a little uneasy, but Liu Zhen hadn't completely let go of herself yet.
Nan Yi hoped that she would let go as soon as possible and not have to restrain herself too much.
As long as the two of them continue to move forward, the full truth will eventually be exposed one day. It is better to come early than to be late.
Standing in the corridor, Nan Yi looked down at a thin monkey with curly hair, stuffing something into the hand of a girl opposite him. Nan Yi couldn't see clearly what it was, but he could see it.
The woman didn't answer at all, she just said something, then turned and left, leaving the skinny monkey alone.
The thin monkey stood numbly for a while, and was about to turn around and leave when Nan Yi whistled, attracting the thin monkey's attention.
Seeing Nan Yi, Shouhou opened a smile on his face and said loudly: "Brother Nan, why are you here?"
"I heard that there is a confession show here. Aren't I waiting to watch the show? Dongfang, which song have you performed in?"
Yu Dongfang scratched his head and said sheepishly: "Brother Nan, please stop laughing at me. My brother is wronged and failed again."
"Okay, don't stand down there, come up and talk."
"good."
Yu Dongfang responded, ran over to Nan Yi, and stood next to Nan Yi in less than half a minute.
"Brother Nan, why are you here today?"
"I accompanied my wife to see Teacher Ren from the Student Affairs Office. She was our counselor at the time. What about you, why are you staying at school if you don't go home during the summer vacation?"
"My English teacher, Mr. Tao, is going to publish an English textbook, and I'm staying here to help him with some proofreading work."
Nan Yi smiled and said, "That's right. I'm actively moving closer to the teacher. Do you want to stay in school?"
"I want to stay in school, and things have come to a head. I can basically stay in school." Yu Dongfang said a little proudly.
"It's good to stay in school. Your current distribution situation is not as good as ours. In the past, most of the good positions were occupied. As long as your performance in school is not too bad, you can basically be assigned to a good unit. Now there are more and more good positions.
You are very rare, is your performance in the class considered good?"
"No, I can only be regarded as average, better than above, less than below, more than below."
"Then staying in school is a good choice for you. Are you determined to stay in school now?"
Yu Dongfang paused and said, "Yes, I've made up my mind."
"Well, if you encounter any difficulties regarding detention in school, just tell me. I have a good relationship at school and can help you talk."
"That's great, Brother Nan, thank you." Yu Dongfang said excitedly.
"Thank you, just don't do anything embarrassing in the future." Nan Yi put his arm around Yu Dongfang's shoulders and said, "Tell me, who is the girl you confessed to just now?"
Yu Dongfang blushed at Nan Yi's question and said hesitantly: "Ten...eighteen."
"That's awesome, do you confess your love to a pretty girl when you see her?"
"No... it's not that exaggerated. I only confess to the type I like. It's embarrassing. I haven't succeeded once. They all rejected me on the spot." Yu Dongfang said mockingly: "Maybe it's because I look too big.
It’s ugly.”
"No." Nan Yi stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said: "This has nothing to do with whether you are ugly or not. There are many things to do with the lid and the pot. The reason why you failed to confess is because you confessed too frequently and you were not determined enough.
Qiang, you went there with a just-in-case attitude, right? It’s best if you succeed. If you don’t succeed, you’ll be replaced by another one.”
"almost."
Yu Dongfang scratched his head again.
"There's something wrong with your tactics. Let me tell you, you need to choose one to three targets, and then investigate their information and find out everything, including their family relationships, relationship history, who they are friends with, etc.
This is the first step - intelligence gathering.
The second step is to formulate a strategy. I can summarize it in one sentence, which is to disguise you as the person she likes.
Then comes the third step - being attentive. I don’t need to say more about how to be attentive. You should be able to see many practical cases in daily life.
If you want to succeed, the key is the fourth, fifth, and sixth steps..."
"Brother Nan, please tell me quickly, what are the next three steps?" Yu Dongfang asked hurriedly when he saw Nan Yi's presumption.
Nan Yi chuckled and said: "The fourth step is persistence, the fifth step is shameless, the sixth step is persistence and shamelessness, don't give up immediately if your confession is rejected, continue to be attentive, unless the girl tells you, 'You keep pestering me,'
I will die for you to see'.
You are just pursuing others, not taking their lives. Don't wait until they actually die to show you.
Finally, I have some advice: Don't let yourself be moved by your own efforts, leading you to mistakenly think that the girl you are pursuing is your true destiny.
Brother, that's not called love, that's just your reluctance."
"Brother Nan, is this how you caught up with your sister-in-law?" After hearing Nan Yi's six-step strategy, Yu Dongfang was enlightened.
"No, I was chased by your sister-in-law. She was so aggressive towards me..."
"Nanyi, if you are shameless, who will attack you?"
Nan Yi was bragging, and two pregnant ladies walked up to him and Yu Dongfang with their bellies puffed out.
"Okay, your sister-in-law is here. We are going to have dinner. I won't take you with me today. Tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening, you will wait for me at the east gate of the school. I will treat you to a barbecue and let's have a few drinks." Nan Yi patted
He patted Yu Dongfang on the shoulder and said.
"OK."
Nan Yi walked behind Ren Xia and Liu Zhen and escorted the two people to the faculty cafeteria.
"Nanyi, who was that male student just now? Which department is he from?"
"Yu Dongfang, from the Spanish Department, I met before I graduated. I'm from the class of 1980. I took a year off and am planning to stay in school to be in the top class. Oriental people are pretty good."
"I can't be of much help if you stay in school. I can just say a word."
"It would be nice if you could help me by saying a word. This guy has never even come to pay homage to your dock." Nan Yi said with a haha.
"What kind of pier is there not a pier? Who do you think I am, a gangster from the Shanghai Youth Gang in the old society?" Ren Xia said angrily.
"Haha, how can you, Mr. Ren, be a gangster with your style? You are so Jin Bihui."
"Nanyi, if you talk nonsense to me again, I will tear your mouth apart. Liu Zhen, you are right, your husband's dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory."
"Teacher Ren, don't pay attention to him. Let's go our own way. Let me tell you, I eat pregnant women's meals at home. They are tasteless. I have been thinking about eating out for a long time. It's a toothpaste. The staff cafeteria is still the same.
That Master Zhang?"
"Yes, Master Zhang's craftsmanship is incredible. You are here this time. If you come later, you won't be able to eat his cooking."
"What, he's retiring?"
The two big-bellied women started whispering, and Nanyi was left alone.
This state lasted until Ren Xia's husband Zheng Ming arrived, and the two men escorted their pregnant women back to their respective homes.
"Who was that Yu Dongfang just now?" Liu Zhen asked on the way back to the old house.
Nan Yi frowned and said, "You don't even know about him?"
"Famous?"
"It doesn't have a name, but you should have heard of his name. Liu Zhen, this is wrong of you."
"What's wrong? It's a big mistake not to know Yu Dongfang?" Liu Zhen asked confused.
"Yes, if you don't know him, it means you have made a big mistake. I said Liu, have you forgotten the Zigong Fund we established?"
"How could I forget that all funds require my signature?" Liu Zhen said with a pout.
To be continued...