A spoof of Journey to the West (1)

Under a pleasant green mountain, a wave of clear lake surrounds the foot of the green mountain. The white dragon horse Ao Guang temporarily lives in a small palace at the bottom of the lake, lying on Ruoying's lap and eating comfortably what Ruoying feeds him.

Red Bodhi, good life and happiness. Suddenly the system beeped and a voice prompt said: The white horse has arrived, please be prepared.

"Go quickly." Ruoying pushed Ao Guang funny and urged.

Ao Guang darkened his face unhappily and curled his lips: "Do you really want to eat it?"

"Really." Ruoying ignored him, picked him up and pushed him out.

After a while, Ao Guang came back with a burp, touched his stomach with an unhappy expression, and glanced at Ruoying sadly. Ruoying narrowed her eyes and asked, "How does it taste?"

"generally."

As soon as he finished speaking, a huge whirlpool suddenly rolled up under the water, and an arrogant roar came from the shore: "You are so bold and evil, how dare you steal my white horse mount, come out quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

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Ao Guang and Ruoying came to the shore in a flash. After seeing clearly the bearded monkey head holding a Ruyi golden cudgel, they exclaimed at the same time: "Master Mingwu?" Isn't this face like that?

The abbot of Xiangguo Temple who saved the lives of those treasures in the mortal world: Master Mingwu? Isn’t the contrast too great?

Sun Wukong was stunned, scratched his head and asked: "Situ Bingxin? Yu Zimo?" Isn't this where in life there are no encounters and no surprises?

"Wukong, you are walking too fast... Wait a minute, Master." A young monk wearing a red cassock and a five-Buddha crown ran over panting. Ruoying and Ao Guang exclaimed again:

"Situ Xuan?"

"The poor monk Tang Xuanzang came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Great Leiyin Temple of the Buddha in the West to obtain the true scripture..."

"Shut up..." The three of them yelled at the same time. Are they mistaken? They actually want to protect their great enemy from the previous life from going to the West to learn scriptures. This is too ridiculous. I have to sigh: It's really not like enemies don't get together.

?No wonder his life was so tough in his previous life and he couldn't be killed no matter what. It turns out that it has a background. The Tathagata Buddha sat down and his second disciple Jin Chanzi was reincarnated?

Tang Xuanzang carefully looked at the obviously unkind faces of the three people, touched the cold sweat on his forehead, and wisely stepped aside to stay. He didn't seem to have offended them, why did they all look like they wanted to eat him when they saw him?

What does it look like? Amitabha... Amitabha...

"Eldest brother, why didn't you kill him with a stick?" Bai Longma looked at Sun Wukong with a puzzled expression. With the stingy and vengeful personality of the elder brother, it was impossible for him to spare this kid easily?

"Who said there isn't? That's not..." Sun Wukong pointed to the diamond ring on his head with a displeased look on his face: "The Tathagata child was afraid that my grandson would accidentally kill him, so he put a tight spell on his head to express his gratitude.

Warning, once my old grandson has murderous intentions, this band will be tightened and it will always hurt..."

"How about? How about I go kill him?" White Dragon Ma Ao Guang suggested with a smile on his shoulder while holding on to Sun Wukong.

"Good idea...I think it will work..." Sun Wukong and White Dragon Horse said with a sly smile, deeply convinced.

Ruoying was angry and funny and slapped Bailong Ma Ao Guang on the head: "How dare you? After all, he was also my Third Emperor brother in the previous life? Be honest."

White Dragon Ma Ao Guang spread his hands and expressed his helplessness: "Senior Brother, it seems that I can't help you?"

Sun Wukong patted Ao Guang on the shoulder sympathetically and comforted: "I understand... I understand... the wife is strict."

"My parents are the ones who gave birth to me, and my senior brother is the one who knows me!" Ao Guang stared at Sun Wukong with a starry face.

"Go away." Goosebumps appeared all over Sun Wukong's body. He trembled and glared at Ao Guang speechlessly: "You two have something to say quickly, and we are about to set off." After saying that, regardless of whether Tang Monk was happy or not, he gave Ao Guang a speech.

He picked up Tang Monk and jumped to the top of the mountain opposite.

"Ying'er..." Ao Guang took Ruoying into his arms with a look of reluctance.

"Come back soon." Ruoying had tears in her eyes. The mountains are high and the road is far away. The road ahead is long. She doesn't know when she can return.
Chapter completed!