A spoof of Journey to the West Extra (2)

Sun Wukong and White Dragon Ma Ao Guang lay lazily on the tree, basking in the sun and gnawing on washed peaches. The poor Tang Monk was still washing a basket of freshly picked peaches by the river and wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"Elder brother, weren't you suppressed by Tathagata Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years? Your soul was trapped in the Five Elements Mountain and could not come in or out. How did you reincarnate and become the abbot of Xiangguo Temple?" Ao Guang wondered.

Looking at Sun Wukong, he has always been curious about this question.

"Well... wasn't my old grandson responsible for taking care of the peach orchard at the beginning? He left a soul on one of the flat peaches so that he could report news to me at any time. Who would have thought that this soul would be suppressed before he could be recalled?

At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. It happened that the second princess, your sweetheart Ruoying, came to pick the flat peaches, and she happened to choose the one with the soul of the old sun attached to it. Before she could eat it, she followed the moonlight and left, and my old sun was caught.

Brought into reincarnation..." Sun Wukong thought for a while, took a bite of the peach, nodded, and that's it.

"That's it." Ao Guang sighed sadly. It was really God's will in the dark. It was a coincidence.

"Senior Brother, do you think Second Senior Brother and Junior Brother Sha are also acquaintances?" Ao Guang touched his chin and looked at Sun Wukong, thinking that he might have some gossip.

"It's hard to tell?" Sun Wukong squinted his eyes, but the system didn't give any specific prompts.

"If we are all acquaintances, we can get together at a table and play mahjong or something." Bailong Ma Ao Guang said with a smile.

Sun Wukong stared at Ao Guang speechlessly, and said disdainfully: "Can you be successful? What's so fun about mahjong?"

"What games does Senior Brother like to play?" Ao Guang came up with interest.

"League of Legends..." Sun Wukong rolled his eyes helplessly, has this guy never played before?

"Heroes see the same thing..." Ao Guang shook hands with Sun Wukong with excitement. He finally found an alliance. This journey will not be boring anymore. "Which hero is your favorite?"

"Sun Wukong." Such a stupid question can be asked. Who else can he like besides himself?

"…………"

"What is Senior Brother best at playing?"

"They are all good at it, what about you?"

"Same….."

"How about jerking off a handful?"

"OK……."

The two hit it off immediately, chose a quiet hilltop, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Sun Wukong drew a circle on the top of the hill and turned the golden cudgel into a protective shield over their heads. The two of them each opened their own equipment and concentrated on fighting.

Tang Seng, who was still washing peaches by the river, forgot to clean up. The poor Tang Seng turned around and saw the shadows of his disciples. He couldn't help but jump to his feet: The great disciple who was promised to be omnipotent in heaven and earth? The promised day

What about the white dragon horse that can travel thousands of miles, soar into the clouds and ride on the mist? Isn’t this too tricky?

After finishing the game comfortably, the two of them stretched out lazily, looking like they were still unfinished. Those people just now were so good. This was simply one-sided abuse. It was so damn good. 2

Just as he was about to try again, Sun Wukong suddenly felt hot with the band on his forehead: "No, that bald donkey is in danger, let's go..."

In the dense woods, a mighty white-fronted tiger with eye-catching eyes was rushing step by step towards Tang Monk, who was already shaking with fear and unable to move his legs.

"Bold monster, seeking death? Take a stick from me." Sun Wukong raised the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and hit the white tiger. The white tiger was startled, took three steps back, and transformed into a handsome young man.

He shouted: "Great Sage, please be merciful. If you strike this blow, will this little one survive?"

As soon as Sun Wukong heard that it was reasonable, he took away the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. He was just showing off and kicked the young man to the ground. When the young man got up with a look of embarrassment and saw his appearance clearly, Ao Guang let out a strange scream.

: "Wang Xiaohu?" Isn't this the slug Wang Xiaohu who always liked to follow behind him crying in his previous life?

The young man touched the ashes on his face, saw the two of them clearly, and excitedly ran over and hugged Sun Wukong and the two: "Master Mingwu? Senior Brother Mo?"

"Why are you here?" Sun Wukong pushed Wang Xiaohu away in disgust and rolled his eyes speechlessly. What kind of hatred does God have for Tang Seng? What kind of hatred? All the people sent here are his enemies from the previous life. Now it's exciting.

It’s time to play.

"I'm just a guest star, just a guest star. You are the protagonists...the ultimate boss, okay?" Wang Xiaohu looked at Sun Wukong and Sun Wukong in a flattering manner and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He was so close that he was almost beaten to death with a stick.

Just then, there was a discordant gurgling sound from Tang Seng's stomach. Wang Xiaohu turned his head to look at Tang Seng and said in surprise: "Situ Xuan?"

Sun Wukong and Bai Longma nodded dejectedly. Wang Xiaohu looked at Tang Seng speechlessly for a while, then suddenly turned his head, took out two lively rabbits from his mouth, and threw them into Tang Seng's arms. Sun Wukong and Bai Longma backed away with disgust on their faces: "

It’s disgusting.”

"I haven't had time to eat it yet, this is the Jade Rabbit..." Wang Xiaohu wiped his saliva and smashed his mouth.

Tang Monk was holding two rabbits and looked at his apprentice helplessly. The Buddha said that you should not kill, but only eat vegetarian food. So... what should he do? Ao Guang's sharp eyes swept away: "What are you looking at? Hurry up and roast the rabbits."

, if you don’t bake it well, I will eat you..."

"I heard that eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality?... Tsk tsk..." Wang Xiaohu licked the corner of his mouth treacherously and stared at Tang Monk insidiously. Tang Monk was so excited that he ran away with the rabbit in his arms.

"Do you know who Lao Zhu and Lao Sha are?" Sun Wukong was really curious. The lower the rank, the more accurate the source of the information.

Wang Xiaohu nodded mysteriously and said seriously: "The secret must not be leaked."

Sun Wukong flew over with a look, and Wang Xiaohu immediately became scared. Bai Longma kicked Wang Xiaohu funny: "Are you looking for death? Tell me quickly?"

Wang Xiaohu hurriedly came closer and said flatteringly: "Although I can't tell you the name, I can give you an outline."

"Say..." White Dragon Ma Ao Guang glared at Wang Xiaohu impatiently, "Are you done yet? Are you still out of breath when you are said to be fat?"

"Lao Zhu and Lao Sha are both acquaintances. Lao Zhu is greedy for money and lustful. He is good at eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling. He is not a picky person. Lao Sha is smart and clever. He is a complete foodie. Of course he also likes beautiful women. When he sees a beautiful woman

I can’t move my legs, it’s delicious, delicious, fun, and you won’t be bored along the way.”

Sun Wukong, White Dragon Horse: “………………..”

"What's the difference between what you said and what you didn't say?" Bai Longma kicked Wang Xiaohu's butt again in dissatisfaction. There are prompts and explanations on these systems, okay? He can still say it.

"Oh, my ancestor...why are you in a hurry? Anyway, your next stop is Gao Laozhuang." Wang Xiaohu was anxious. He really couldn't reveal too much. He sat down again with a smile on his face, a treacherous look on his face:

"You don't even know how popular you are right now. The whole three realms are boiling."

"Huh?" Sun Wukong and Bai Longma looked at each other in confusion. What does this mean?

"The capable and capable Monkey King Sun Wukong, the handsome jade-faced little flying dragon White Dragon Horse, the rich second-generation playboy Zhu Bajie, and the smart but difficult junior brother Sha Monk. You don't know how many people are waiting on the road now.

Are you planning to pursue and intercept us?"

"Isn't it?" Sun Wukong and Bai Longma had black lines on their faces.

Wang Xiaohu was overjoyed. There was still a lot he didn’t say. They couldn’t be revealed, especially the protagonist. It was illegal. For example, they also had five other nicknames: free thug Sun Wukong, free rich man Zhu Bajie, and free mount White Dragon Horse.

, free chef Sha Monk, free coolie Tang Monk. This is a journey to the west that everyone loves to hear. People from the three worlds are participating enthusiastically, and various selection competitions have also begun, such as beauty contests, dance competitions, and weightlifting competitions.

Singing contests, etc.

The most fierce competition is the beauty contest for the king of the daughter country and the prince selection contest of the black chicken country. The talent competition of the seven spider spirits is also hotly contested. Anyone who wants to participate has connections and backdoors; the rich and powerful have

Anyone with high status, no power, and ability can sign up to participate. After layers of selection, the final winner will be included in the system and assigned to a special location to perform the task. Of course, it is not free. There will be relatively generous rewards for completing the task.

It was not easy to get this small role.

There are also the most eloquent people in the Three Realms on the road, following the journey anytime and anywhere, and reporting on the journey to the West at any time. As long as you open the glass mirror at home to transmit information, you can watch it at any time. So the Three Realms are so lively now, and everyone is participating.
Chapter completed!