Chapter 304 [304] The conspiracy of the enemy
"I've been hurt this time."
Back at the warm little nest, Shuimi'er looked down at WeChat with a worried expression.
"What's the situation? Didn't she live in the world of two with the big lady?" Zhen Lang said in confusion.
"You're still up to level 15 today. Do you know how to read the words and expressions?" Shumier glared at her and said angrily: "You can't tell that the big lady deliberately avoided Su Jie and used Tai Chi in various ways?"
Zhen Lang thought for a while and said, "It seems that this is the case, but the eldest sister didn't say that she would exchange feelings for her first today. Her purpose has been achieved. Does she still want to get the eldest lady to bed tonight?"
Shuimi'er: "Mu Tou, you don't understand the heart of a woman at all. You really want to lower you to level 0. Didn't you see Su Jie's circle of friends? How severe is she injured? Can't you tell me?"
Zhen Lang entered WeChat and looked at the elder sister's circle of friends, and became more and more confused: "Didn't she just send a picture of black? It seems to be taken in the night sky. How hurt can she be?"
"You don't understand. Every time the female hooligan is sad, she looks up at the sky 45 degrees to release her bright sadness." Shumier revealed the truth and reminded: "Don't ask her to come to wash her underwear tonight. Now she has anger value and needs a target to vent. If she gets into trouble, she will go crazy."
"Okay, let her go today." Zhen Lang said, suddenly remembering something: "By the way, you are going to pester and be the queen again today. Is it related to the thing you did in the cinema?"
"What's the matter?" Shumier was stunned: "What did I do to you in the cinema?"
Zhen Lang: "You don't know what you have done yourself?"
Shuimi'er: "I'm asleep, how could I do anything to you?"
Zhen Lang showed a strange expression: "Is it that you involuntarily... molested me in your dream?"
"Go to you!" Shuimi'er was embarrassed and angry: "How could I be that...what you in my dream?"
Zhen Lang was also angry: "Dare you say you haven't touched me in the cinema?"
"Touch you in the cinema? Impossible!" Shumier widened her eyes: "How could you have such an idea?"
"Is it my illusion?" Zhen Lang was also a little confused and murmured: "I was half awake and half dreamy. I felt someone touching my thighs, as if I was touching my little Dingding through my pants..."
"Go to die, I'm not that disgusting!" Shumier's face turned red and she said angrily: "Are you an illusion? Have you had that kind of spring dream that cannot be described?"
Zhen Lang thought for a while and said seriously: "No, I'm serious. I was half awake and half dreaming at that time, and it felt more real. Didn't we talk about it last time? Sometimes when we were dreaming, we knew that we were dreaming and we didn't want to wake up from a beautiful dream. At that time, I thought it was you, so I didn't resist and enjoyed it..."
Shuimi'er looked shaking, as if she had thought of something, and suddenly stared at Zhen Lang and revealed the truth: "Is it because when we were asleep, the big lady... took the opportunity... to sneak attack you?"
"No, she is not like such a vulgar woman." Zhen Lang was startled.
"What do you know? This experienced mature woman has many tricks." Shuimi'er was facing a great enemy, and her eyes were filled with murderous aura: "Are you sure she touched you while you were asleep?"
Zhen Lang shrank his neck: "I'm not sure if you say that. What if it's just a dream? We don't have conclusive evidence, so it's not good to just make the final decision for the big lady like this, right?"
"Why, do you still feel sorry for her?" Shumier's beautiful eyes flashed with cold light, and her murderous aura became stronger: "I honestly explain, is she so happy that she touches you? You are quite savoring, and you can't bear to part with her?"
Zhen Lang was almost crying: "Heaven and earth are so conscience, wife, I thought it was you. If I knew it was her, I would criticize her seriously on the spot! Besides, I was not 100% sure that I was touched, I just felt that way in a daze. Don't be angry, okay?"
"How can I not be angry? I was sitting next to us, touching my man in front of me, less than one meter away. She thought I didn't exist?" Shuimi'er became more and more angry, and her cheeks bulged: "I had long said that she was a black-bellied big wave. Humph, wait, this matter is not over!"
Zhen Lang's palms burst into cold sweat, and he sighed in secret that Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying were right. The black-bellied fairy started to storm, which was indeed very scary. He simply hugged the beauty and said softly: "Wife, please calm down. It's getting late. Cherish our youth that cannot be abandoned and start playing tonight's plot."
"I'm not in the mood to play. Let's go and take a shower!"
Shuimi'er broke free from the wolf's embrace and left angrily.
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According to Zhen Lang's experience, as long as Shumier washes her hair, she will have to spend at least half an hour.
During this period, the idol brother was very depressed. He had planned more than a dozen ways to make girls happy. He always felt that these methods might backfire in front of Shumier, who had a high level.
"Wipe the dog, wipe the dog, I originally wanted to give her an unexpected surprise. She was so angry tonight, so she might not be surprised if the surprise turns into a fright... Well, let's wait until the daytime."
Zhen Lang thought about it and sighed.
When Shumier came out, Zhen Lang still spoke intently and leaned over to make the beauty happy with all kinds of sweet words against her conscience. However, this was useless. The sound of the hair dryer in Shumier's hand was buzzing, and she didn't seem to know exactly what her idol was talking about.
This time, Zhen Lang realized that Shumier was really angry.
He put himself in his shoes and thought about it. Assuming that it was not him who was touched tonight, but Shumier fell asleep and was touched by a certain animal twice, he would definitely not accept it. He probably had the heart to fight with the animal. From this perspective, Zhen Lang also understood Shumier's anger and felt that she had not called to scold the big lady's family, so she was already very polite.
At the same time, he also learned a lesson. It seems that when he encounters such a thing in the future, he really cannot just talk about it. It would be better to get such a big trouble when he opens his mouth.
Thinking of this, he suddenly inspired the domineering presidential attributes, hugged Shuimi'er from behind, and was awesome: "Girl, no matter how arrogant you are, you must use extraordinary means."
"Let me go." Shuimi'er didn't struggle. She turned off the hair dryer, her voice was so cold.
Zhen Lang had a sudden blow in his heart. The ever-changing fairy clearly turned into a cold female killer at this moment. She stood there motionlessly, but instead gave people a terrible deterrence, giving people a sense of vision of accumulating momentum to use a big move, as if she could instantly use her move.
At the critical moment, the 15-level girl picking up girl finally found a bloodthirsty kick. A flash of inspiration in his mind: "Wife, don't you think we are both fooled by the Japanese?"
Shuimi'er didn't expect this to happen and said curiously: "Who is the Japanese? Why are we fooled?"
Zhen Lang wanted this effect and began to reason: "You think, we were both fine tonight, but after such a struggle, our love boat would overturn. Please use your smart mind to think about it, is this the enemy's conspiracy?"
"Shameless, who has a love boat with you? Be careful, I'll give you a yellow card warning." Shumier was still stubborn, but her big eyes were flashing with a light of thought, and she said thoughtfully: "What you said is not completely unreasonable. The big lady is too sinister. She knows that you are too honest in the wood and will definitely confess after you come back, so she used a counter-espionage strategy to destroy our harmonious relationship."
"Yes, the big lady is too unprotected!" At this point, Zhen Lang didn't care who touched him in his dream, so he could only let the big lady take the blame and echoed the leader of his family without any moral integrity.
Realizing that Shumier's limbs were no longer so stiff, he hugged the beauty tighter.
"Bad guy, let go." Shuimi'er was not polite, but her voice softened: "It's so stinking, why don't you go and wash it?"
"Abide by the order!"
Zhen Langru was granted a general amnesty and rushed into the bathroom happily.
As usual, it was done in ten minutes. After coming out, Zhen Lang looked at his phone and showed an evil expression.
"Why are you laughing so slutty?" Shumier was still immersed in the atmosphere of being coaxed, lazily holding the pillow and leaning on the sofa, and said proudly: "Although it is the trick of the big lady, my sister is still very angry and comes over to make me happy."
But Zhen Lang was even more arrogant than her: "Girl, it's my turn to get angry now."
Shuimi'er was stunned when she heard this: "What are you angry about?"
"This doesn't matter." Zhen Lang smiled and said again: "Girl, please look at the watch. It's 12 a.m. now."
"So what?" Shuimi'er didn't react yet.
Zhen Lang showed a look of "I waited for a long time and finally waited until today", and was like a wife who had been married for many years. He sighed: "After midnight, it was Monday on June 8th. According to our agreement, I have the final say in the role-playing of this week... From this second, I am the uncle!"
"Ah?" Shuimi'er finally recovered, with a look of regret and regret: "Oh my God, why did I forget this? I'm so impressed. My sister lost a lot this time. The queen didn't take it as a result. She suddenly became a little maid... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
Zhen Lang felt a little soft-hearted when he saw her pitiful and a little aggrieved. However, as a man who had reached level 15 for picking up girls, he was not as easy to fool as before. He said arrogantly: "Girl, don't pretend to be pitiful. You have been hooked. You will not change for a hundred years. You can't cheat and destroy our settings."
"Who said I was cheating?" Shumier was a little principled, sticking to the rules of the game, and said, "I want to remind you that you are only responsible for directing our role plot this week. My sister didn't say that you have been an old man this week."
"I know, but this week, I can always play the role of the old man, and you play the role of the little maid." Zhen **** was threatening.
"Do you want to be so cruel?" Shuimi'er was defeated by the animal and counter-threateningly said: "Don't forget, I will be the leader again next Monday. If you dare to be too bad to me, I will definitely destroy you twice the amount next week!"
Zhen Lang was very calm: "I don't have time to think about what happened next week, I just want to live in the present."
Shuimi'er surrendered: "Okay, uncle, what do you want?"
Zhen Lang showed the expression of a very evil man in the anime, and suddenly smiled evilly: "What do you think I will do to you tonight?"
Chapter completed!