How moist will a man become an old man live?

The above question is too profound and difficult to answer.

Especially when you encounter someone like Zhen Lang who is sometimes extremely funny, it is difficult for you to guess the answer.

For example, on this night, Shuimi'er guessed the beginning but not the ending.

At this midnight, Zhen Lang, who became an old man, looked at her very obscenely for a while, and then said an unexpected dialogue: "You are too arrogant to the old man tonight. You have returned to your room and thought about it. Don't get up so early tomorrow and run in the morning. The old man wants to sleep in."

After saying that, he returned to the room with awesomeness and closed the door.

Shuimi'er was stunned for a while and didn't understand what Selang is going to make a fuss.

Back in his room, Shuimi'er put out new sheets and bedding and sent Zhen Lang a WeChat message: "Uncle, are you sure we won't live together tonight?"

This news was like a rock sinking into the sea, and Zhen Lang had no reply at all.

The ever-changing fairy had insomnia. Tonight Zhen Lang was even more versatile than her, which made her at a loss.

While she tossed and turned, Zhen Lang was also tossed and turned.

Since he made a plan to play with Shumier, Zhen Lang has been waiting for the day to be an old man. It can even be said that since he first developed feelings for the opposite sex in middle school, he has been looking forward to the role-playing he wanted one day and live a happy life.

However, when this moment really came, Zhen Lang was at a loss.

A professional term often appears in competitive games: leading the rhythm.

For example, lol, a high-end jungler may not be able to get as many heads or assists as many as possible, but he will definitely lead the rhythm, allowing the entire team to enter a sharp rhythm without realizing it and easily win.

There is no doubt that in the love game, Shumier is a master who sets the rhythm, and can always make Zhen Lang have a kind of rush to fly. On the other hand, Zhen Lang has not shown his talent in this area yet. He does not have such a view of the overall situation and has no experience. If he is suffocated, he can only be considered a top single player and cannot afford the rhythm of the entire group.

So, when it was his turn to turn over and sing, he seemed at a loss.

Due to the dignity of a man, the idol brother was embarrassed to show his timidity in front of Shumier and pretended to be mysterious and returned to the room. Shumier said at the beginning that if the scripts that Zhen Lang had brewed were too bad, she would strike to protest, which put a lot of pressure on the idol brother. He planned to design a few scripts tonight and start a gorgeous role tomorrow.

Before the script was thought out, Zhen Lang was already messy.

He gradually got used to sleeping with Shumier, and now he suddenly parted, and felt a strong discomfort.

This feeling comes very strongly, and makes people deeply understand what it feels like to see each other for three autumns.

Zhen Lang couldn't help but feel distracted. It would be so uncomfortable if he didn't stay together for one night. When Shumier graduated and left in the future, how would he face this life of staying alone in the empty room?

I didn't want it to be fine, but when he thought of this, he couldn't sleep even more.

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At 8:30 in the morning, Shuimi'er's eyes transformed slightly red.

She didn't remember when she fell asleep last night. She hadn't slept like this for a long time until 8:30.

After getting up, she went to see Zhen Lang as soon as possible, but the door of the animal was locked...it was actually locked.

Shuimi'er felt something was wrong, and she always felt that the atmosphere in the warm cottage today was very strange.

When she finished washing up and walked out, she was startled by the sudden movement.

Music suddenly rang in Zhen Lang's room. Obviously, this guy turned on the computer volume to the maximum, fully releasing the role of silver fantasy high-end speakers. The music that his single loop was actually "Happy Birthday Song"...

At the same time, Zhen Lang opened the door, and his expression rushed over and picked up the beauty with a domineering expression.

Shuimi'er was at a loss: "What are you doing?"

Zhen Lang smiled very softly: "What do you think I want to do?"

Shuimi'er: "It's time, don't you have two classes in the morning?"

Zhen Lang: "I will take the exam tomorrow, and I won't go today."

Shuimi'er was very confused: "Then why are you playing the birthday song?"

The idol brother was even more confused: "Can't you see what I want to do?"

Speaking of this, he looked enlightened: "Oh, it was because I didn't have the expression in place. I forgot to send my blessings, wife, happy birthday."

Shuimi'er was stunned: "How do you know my birthday today?"

"I must know." Zhen Lang looked like a heifer sitting on a hot air balloon.

She held Shumi'er to the dining table, uncovered the lid, and a birthday cake was exposed inside, with 22 candles inserted on it. Then he put down the beauty and wanted to light the candle with a lighter.

"Don't be a little bit." Shumier didn't know whether she was too surprised or too scared. She said a little amused and crying: "Uncle, I'll interview you first. When did you go to buy this cake?"

Zhen Lang: "This morning."

Shuimi'er: "Which cake shop downstairs?"

Zhen Lang: "Yes."

Shuimi'er's face collapsed: "I lied, that cake shop opened at 9 a.m.."

Zhen Lang scratched his head and said with a smirk: "Okay, I ordered it yesterday and told the boss to get it at 8 o'clock this morning. The uncle was unreasonable. I called him for ten minutes in the morning and then he reluctantly opened the door."

Shumier's expression was even more weird: "If I said my birthday was not today, would you go crazy?"

Zhen Lang shed tears before he could speak. Today he wanted to pretend to be strong, but he failed to show off.

This strong feeling of failure in pretending is a huge blow to a man.

After calming down, he said weakly: "No, how could it be that it is not today?"

When Shumier heard this, she was furious: "You have helped me get my wallet, didn't you take the opportunity to check out my ID card?"

Zhen Lang was so awesome: "I didn't watch it on purpose!"

Shumier became even more angry: "Why don't you look at me? You don't care about me at all."

Zhen Lang was also angry: "Don't I want to give you a surprise?"

"You have some reason. Every time I make surprises a frightened." Shumier became more and more angry as she spoke.

"Why did I ignore it?" Zhen Lang was displeased. Seeing the happy atmosphere he wanted was completely messed up, he also said angrily: "You said you are two months older than me. My birthday is August 8th. Aren't you June 8th? Look at the calendar yourself. Isn't today a June 8th?"

"Brother, what I said about 'two months' is a rough imaginary number, okay?" Shuimi'er was defeated by his theory and said angrily: "Sister is just more than a month older than you. Remember, my birthday is June 21st, Gemini!"

"If you don't explain it clearly, can you blame me?" Zhen Lang became even more angry.

"How could they know you are so stupid?" Shumier was confident.

"Yes, I'm just stupid. My brother went to college for two years. The first time I missed two compulsory courses for someone, I'm just stupid!" Zhen Langniu had already gotten up with a temper. He sat at the dining table with a golden knife, waving his knife and fork: "Forget it if you don't eat it, I'll eat it myself!"

After saying that, he chewed the cake in big mouthfuls, eating all over his face, choking himself to death.

"Eat slowly!" Shuimi'er showed an unbearable expression and began to feel sorry for the angry uncle.

At this moment, Zhen Lang was not just an angry man, but an angry bird. He dared to use his bird's head to smash wild boars, and was completely fighting with his life. He acted as if he was alone to eat a whole big cake, clearly showing that he wanted to suffer the consequences and to endure himself to death.

Seeing that Zhen Lang ignored him, Shuimi suddenly sat opposite him and said fiercely: "Don't think that you are the only one who chokes to death. Before you choke to death, I will hold myself to death!"

After saying this harsh words, she swept the cake faster.

The brain circuits of young people are often not understood by uncles and aunts.

Because of young.

It is precisely because I am young that when I think back many years later, I realize that I have had such funny years.

Looking at Shuimi'er with cream on her little face, Zhen Lang felt that the girl was cute and cute, but she couldn't bear it, so he took the initiative to open up the man's spacious mind: "Cease fighting, stop eating, let's present the facts and reason!"

Shuimi'er didn't wipe her mouth, and just pouted and stared at him: "Do you know how to reason now?"

Zhen Lang: "What's your attitude? Although I'm a little bit too, isn't the starting point just to make you happy? It's fine if you don't appreciate it, but you also complain about me and despise me. The clay man is also angry, and I said I can't bear it!"

"It's not that I don't appreciate it, I blame you for making surprises every time." Shumier said with confidence: "Listen, as your [Special Training Instructor], I need to remind you. Your routine is not high-end at all, and the four words "back" are about you. Not only does it make girls not feel romantic, but they are also startled by you."

Zhen Lang was stunned by the fright: "What routine is considered high-end?"

Shuimi'er: "At least you have to figure out which birthday I will be. Such a casual birthday wish is not only scary, but also makes me feel that you don't care about me at all, and you don't even remember someone's birthday."

"It makes sense for you to say that." Zhen Lang nodded.

"Also, in order to prepare for this surprise, you deliberately drove me out last night, which would make people feel resentful. Your tactic of playing hard to get is too old-fashioned and does not create a surprise at all." Shumier continued to educate him on the ideological level of picking up girls.

"Am I so useless?" The idol brother was hit hard. As a young master who had been promoted to level 15, he felt that his level had dropped seriously.

"It's not useless. Is it good to have some confidence in myself?" Shumier sent encouragement at the critical moment: "People who truly understand you can still feel your feelings. Although as the instructor, I am still very touched as your temporary wife. Our uncle just now looked very cute."

"Is that so cute?" Zhen Lang shamelessly made him look cute.

"I'm so cute that I want to give you benefits." Shumier stood up, walked over gracefully, and sat on Zhen Lang's thigh, her tone and movement were full of teasing.

"Don't use beauty tricks, the old man's anger has not yet subsided." Zhen Lang became arrogant. The two of them sat on the chairs at the dining table, and they were so close to each other. The lower part was closely united through their pants. This scene made the idol brother unable to help but think of the [Dining Table Battle] in an island country art film.

"How can a weak woman like me please the uncle without using a beauty trick?" The ever-changing fairy always goes unrestrainedly and bursts out with a demonic side. Suddenly, she grabbed a handful of cream from the cake with her backhand and applied it to Zhen Lang's neck, and even applied cream near her ears.

Just when the idol brother was completely confused, Shuimi'er leaned over her mouth and licked the cream on his face, licked from her earlobe to her chin, and then continued to her neck. The picture was so beautiful that she didn't dare to see it...

Zhen Lang was trembling all over, always feeling that this seemed not good, but there was no reason to resist.

When he was confused about life, Shuimi actually got under the dining table, knelt on the floor, unbuttoned his pants, and then applied the butter to his indescribable position...

Zhen Lang shook even harder, and a confused voice echoed in his heart: "This... seems to have a strong taste... Strange, how could I have a little shy expectation?"
Chapter completed!