Back at the warm little nest, Zhen Lang was about to find Shuimi'er to have a heart-to-heart talk, but discovered a bizarre scene.

Originally, Shumier was lying on the sofa in the living room, watching short videos with her mobile phone on. The volume was turned on very loudly, but she didn't hear the sound of Zhen Lang opening the door. It was not until she saw Zhen Lang walking to the sofa that Shumier realized his existence, and then her reaction was too colorful.

I saw the ever-changing fairy suddenly turned into a little girl who did something wrong. Her pretty face suddenly turned red, and she silenced her phone in a hurry, then turned off the phone screen directly, and hid the phone under the pillow with guilt.

"What are you doing?" Zhen Lang tidied up when he saw Shumier's exaggerated reaction. He looked at Shumier's shy and charming pretty look in confusion, and suddenly became enlightened: "I understand, you have watched a lot of small movies with Su Jie before. You wouldn't have secretly watched island art films on your phone while I was away, right?"

"No, you're talking nonsense!"

"Look at your harsh and cowardly look, all written on your face." The more Shumier wanted to cover up, the more curious Zhen Lang became. He leaned over and said with a gaze: "For the premise of our mutual respect, I will not look through your phone, but can you bravely open the art film you just watched, let's take a look together?"

"No!" Shuimi'er held her phone tightly in her hand.

Zhen Langban looked at him: "Girl, don't forget, who is the old man this week."

Shumier: "The role has not started yet, you can't bully people like this."

Seeing the beauty's pitiful appearance, Zhen Lang softened: "Then how about our exchange?"

Shuimi'er: "How many days did you talk to others about WeChat? What can I exchange?"

"Girl, don't look down on people so much!" Zhen Lang was stimulated and said arrogantly: "Today there is a girl in the form of at least 20-level wave SS. I added me on WeChat. At that moment, I refused. But then I thought about it, this may not be a randomly triggered hidden task. It's okay to treat it as a trial of the large copy of the land, so I chatted with her for a while. Do you want to read the chat history?"

"Really?" Shumier's curiosity burst out instantly and she said weakly: "Uncle, I have few students, don't lie to me."

Zhen Lang: "I kao, you are about to graduate from undergraduate studies and still have little study?"

Shuimi'er was still worried: "I'll say it first, you can't be angry after seeing the things on my phone."

Zhen Lang patted his chest and promised: "No problem, I'm not angry."

A minute later, he regretted it.

Strictly speaking, this guy regrets so much that his intestines are blue.

It turns out that the short video that Shuimi'er watched is the complete version of the seven livestock dancing square dance at the back door of Normal University.

This video, which only has 85 seconds, fully records the nervousness of several animals before the start of the dance, as well as the square dance that lasted for 60 seconds, and also records the wonderful scenes of the last seven animals running away...

Looking at this video, the idol brother looked sad and tears flowed silently in his heart.

After a long time, he said with a sad face: "Didn't my elder sister say in the group that no one recorded it?"

"Others dare not record it, but we recorded it ourselves. This video was recorded by Yingying, so I will collect it decisively." Shuimi'er and Zhen Lang revisited the video and couldn't help laughing: "Yingying really has the potential to be a director, the recording angle is very good, and I gave you two close-ups... Uncle, your square dance skills are really solid."

Zhen Lang was furious and pressed the little fairy down on the sofa, pressed on her and said fiercely: "Is there anyone who squeezed the old man like this?"

"There is such a big reaction, so what? I'm so angry!" Shuimi'er felt aggrieved.

Zhen Lang: "Why didn't it be that the person who danced the square dance was not you, of course you can't understand the feelings of the parties involved."

"Uncle, don't be angry. It's not my recording. I just passed by and clicked on it. If you want to blame you, go and blame Yingying." Shumier decisively threw the blame to the female war god, and then comforted her: "Dear, think about it from another perspective. Maybe when we see this video again in ten years, we will find it very memorable."

Zhen Lang: "Let's talk about it ten years later. Now I look at this scene, and there is only a kind of injustice that I can't afford to be hurt."

Shuimi'er took the opportunity to change her style: "It's your turn, let me see what you are doing with a girl who is trying to open up the wasteland."

Zhen Lang opened WeChat and handed over the phone directly.

"Believe me so much? Are you not afraid that I will find out your little secret to hook up with girls online?" Shuimi'er looked at him in a panic, then looked at the chat records while turning on the loud volume and listening to Shuvya's various coquettish voices.

A few minutes later, Shuimi'er fell silent, as if thinking about something.

"You're jealous?" Zhen Lang sat up, held her in his arms, and asked in a low voice.

"I'm glad for you." Shumier answered the question irrelevantly.

"What are you glad for me?" Zhen Lang was puzzled.

"This can be explained in two levels. First, you are quite sensible and have not fallen into Shu Fuya's trap." Shumier said, and her voice gradually became murderous: "Second, fortunately, you have been lenient to confess to me, otherwise..."

Zhen Lang smiled: "Or you have to chase me with a pig's knife?"

"Tsk, my sister won't be so violent. I don't want to do that kind of pursuit without technical content." Shuimi'er's words made Zhen Lang feel relieved, but her next sentence made the air in the living room condense: "At most, I will bite off your little ding-ding while you are asleep..."

Zhen Lang's chrysanthemum tightened and felt the pain of Dandan.

That picture hurts just by thinking about it.

Fairy, fortunately I didn’t mess with her!

Zhen Lang felt very grateful and had the illusion of surviving the disaster.

"Don't look at me in such a panic. Come here, you show that you will give me a kiss today." Shuimi'er kissed him on the face, and then activated the black-bellied attribute: "This Shuvya, the tiger is not powerful, she treats me as a sick cat. Since she came to the door on her own initiative, you will treat her as a random refresh of the wild waves and find an opportunity to explode her!"

Zhen Lang: "Is this really good?"

"Why is it bad? She is a Boss who is no less than level 20. If you explode her, you might be able to burst out a good thing like a dragon sword." Shumier once again interprets Zhen Lang's plot of picking up girls in game terms.

Zhen Lang smiled bitterly: "The sacrificial ceremony in my game can't beat the 20-level wild wave ss alone, not to mention that in reality, I can't deal with the 20-level wave ss like Shufya. Isn't this looking for abuse?"

"You are not at the same level as her, but you have a huge advantage." Shumi'er's eyes flashed with a black belly, and she analyzed and said, "Shufuya has not been rejected by a man yet. You are the first person to reject her. She thinks you are special and has a special feeling for you."

Zhen Lang said disdainfully: "This is the so-called trick of hard to get? It's too old-fashioned."

Shuimi'er smiled: "So what about old-fashioned things? The more old-fashioned things are, the longer they become. Eating is not old-fashioned, drinking water is not old-fashioned, and having the ability, you can try not eat or drink water for the rest of your life?"

Zhen Lang was convinced: "It makes sense to hear you say that."

Shumier said excitedly: "Then how do you plan to open up her?"

Zhen Lang smiled and said, "Just do nothing. Last time you asked me to open up Yunjia, but this time I became Shufuya again. Isn't it too messy?"

Shuimi'er: "There's nothing wrong. You can date Shuvya for a while. It's not suitable to go to Yunjia again. Anyway, you're still young, so it's natural to have a few loves. I think you're just burdened and haven't walked out of the shadow brought to you by that class beauty."

"Didn't you say you won't mention the word "Teacher Flower"? Besides, the psychological shadow she caused to me is not as big as you imagined." Zhen Lang turned his head and looked at Shuimi'er seriously: "I said last time that youth cannot withstand delays, I just want to be with you."

Shui Mier: "But..."

"Don't, I know what you think. That's right, you will always have a day when you graduate and leave. No one can stop that day, I admit it." Zhen Lang stretched out his hand, holding her little face, and his attitude became more serious: "I can't decide the future, I can only grasp the present. What I can do now is to cherish every moment I'm with you. Tell you this way, spending a minute on other girls is a serious waste!"

Shuimi'er's lips trembled slightly and she murmured: "Honey, do you know that you have just reached level 16 and a half?"

"Of course I know!" Zhen Lang lifted the hair on his forehead with a very sexy look, and said as if he was standing upside down: "I was so affectionate just now, even I was moved by myself!"

puff……!

Shuimi'er's eyes were a little tears, but she suddenly laughed when she heard this.

Although he still couldn't say something, she already understood his intentions.

In order not to make the atmosphere too sad, Shumier deliberately found a happy topic: "The zodiac match that Shufya mentioned is very interesting. Maybe you and her may really become invincible couples."

Zhen Lang: "The theory of zodiac signs is just a pleasure, and there is no scientific basis."

Shuimi'er: "Some statements are quite reliable."

"Well, instead of studying how good it is to study how good it is to study how good it is to study how good it is to study how good it is to study how good it is to use for men and women on your phone, and he smiled at the sight: "Look at this, how good the good thing about Gemini women and Leo men..."

He pointed to the explanation on his phone and said excitedly: "The girl who is facing the wind and a gorgeous and noble Leo boy are both positive signs and have similar positions. Generally speaking, it is easier to integrate and is a pair that attracts and is very attractive and matches each other. Gemini girls are well-popular, fickle and flexible, and Leo men need their partner's abilities to cover him. And Gemini women can respect Leo with a kingly demeanor, which can just satisfy the leadership desire of Leo. The heroic and wise nature of Leo can also tolerate Gemini's unstable habits, and occasionally whimsical willful and black-bellied... The two can make up for each other's shortcomings, and they can match them well, which is a very ideal emotional partner."

Speaking of this, Zhen Lang was completely confused, revealing an excitement of finding true love: "Girl, have you seen it? Leo man and Gemini woman are simply perfect matches!"

[This book is gradually approaching one million words. The content of some chapters recently is much different from what I expected at the beginning. Since I was harmonious for a few days last month, Lao Niu is still looking for the status. It is very annoying to write and delete and modify it. It should be better in a while.]
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