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Chapter 321 [321] Ernie sauce

"It's a perfect match?" Shumier held Zhen Lang's face in her back hand and said seriously: "Do you think too?"

Zhen Lang was confused and said weakly: "That's what this constellation app says."

Shuimi'er: "I don't care what I say in the app, I'll ask you what you think."

Zhen Lang was confused for the second time: "I... don't know."

Shuimi'er: "Why don't you be passionate about it? Saying a few words to make me happy?"

Zhen Lang's hand slid off her face and whispered: "I don't want to lie to you."

"Silly, do you know? Just now, as long as you say you think so, even if you say something a little passionately, I will be moved to the point of being confused and give you benefits..." Shuimi'er looked at him angrily and amusingly, with a sad and seductive tone: "If you said that, maybe, I...I will unlock a new posture as you wish..."

"I know." Zhen Lang suddenly became extremely calm, his expression and tone were very rational: "What is the difference between making a promise for a little benefit and writing a blank check? I will look down on myself if I do this."

As he said that, he held Shumi'er's little face again: "If one day I say that to you, it must be sincere, and I can be 100% sure in my heart. Before that, I would rather give up all kinds of benefits and give up the new postures that made me imagine."

"Fool!"

Shuimi'er suddenly pushed him onto the sofa, lay on him, kissing him passionately in a violent posture of a woman on top of a man on top of a woman, without giving Zhen Lang a chance to resist.

The two of them were completely selfless and fought to the point of entanglement.

Although, there is no such story that cannot be described in this process.

I don't know how long it took, but the two stopped.

Zhen Lang lay on the sofa motionless, with a smile on his lips: "Girl, you're so impulsive today."

"Is there any?" Shumier leaned on him and said softly and weakly.

Zhen Lang: "Yes, I never felt that you were so passionate before."

Shuimi'er: "Is it that obvious?"

Zhen Lang: "Well, I can experience it in my heart."

"Hehe." Shumier suddenly chuckled: "I feel that the zodiac signs are quite reliable now."

Zhen Lang said with a shy face: "Is it a perfect match?"

"No." Shumier said: "The application said that Leo men are stubborn and do not listen to other people's advice. They need Gemini girls to save the country in a curve so that they can avoid the Leo going all the way to black."

"Is that?" Zhen Lang said this a little guilty. He remembered that the app was indeed written like this. The dead duck said stubbornly: "It's too serious. I admit that I sometimes make mistakes, but it won't rise to that level, right?"

Shumier: "Recalling it yourself, aren't there any time when you are stubborn?"

This time it was Zhen Lang's turn to remain silent.

He thought about it with his conscience, and suddenly felt that the past was unbearable to look back.

I have been trapped in a green tea for seven years, but no one can listen to it.

And he blindly pretended to behave, completely ignoring the actual situation, and borrowed money and bought a fruit for 24 seconds.

Are these things that have actually happened so stubbornly and self-righteously again and again?

"Let's change the topic." Zhen Lang was unwilling to get involved in this painful topic and took the initiative to propose today's play plot: "Youth cannot withstand delays, let's start playing today."

"Wait." Shumier is not in a hurry to play: "Before starting today's plot, let's settle the old accounts first."

Zhen Lang was stunned: "What old account?"

Shuimi'er: "What did you say to me that night after you came back?"

Zhen Lang: "I said from now on, except for classes and exams, I will be with you every minute and every second of the rest of my time."

"Look at your expression, it seems like my sister wronged you. I'm not talking about this." Shumier twisted in his arms for a while, raised her head and looked into his eyes: "You said another thing at that time, think about it carefully."

Zhen Lang was confused: "Have I said it?"

"Uncle, you're slut!" Shui Mier sat up and used a pillow to separate her and Zhen Lang. She said angrily: "I hate cheating people the most. I will draw a clear line with you in the future and don't touch me!"

Zhen Lang was stuck on the spot: "No, what did I say that night?"

Shuimi'er: "You don't even remember what you promised me?"

Zhen Lang felt that June snow was floating in the sky: "I just remember to cherish every second I was with you. I also tried hard to do this, and I didn't have time to think about other things. Is this wrong?"

"This is not wrong, but you can't miss another point!" Shumier saw that Zhen Lang was not deliberately cheating, so she simply reminded: "That night, you told me, you have considered it and are willing to go to Yingying and Xiangxiang for further study!"

"Oh, you said this!" Zhen Lang slapped his forehead and said with a smirk: "That's right, I did say that night. Later, I thought I was good at self-study, so I forgot about it. And I found that I have become more and more tacit understanding with you. I can learn it without a teacher. I don't have to go to others to learn it, and I can still unlock new postures!"

"I don't care, you promised me anyway." Shumier began to act coquettishly.

Zhen Lang said with a bitter face: "I don't understand why you always ask me to learn from others, and you are looking for two lalas to become disciples. We can find a few art films ourselves, so can we still learn and observe them?"

"What are the brainless output cycles in art films? You learn physical postures, but you can't learn the essence. This is like martial arts novels. You learn a half-stage and uselessness. The most important thing is to learn internal strength and mental methods!" Shumier said one by one: "I told you before that women know what women need best. Yingying is simply a master-level figure in this regard. Why do you want to go far away to learn those useless art films?"

"It was the past. Since I learned about you deeply, I felt that this matter is not as simple as the surface." Zhen Lang shook and took a look at the stance of being indifferent: "Girl, tell me frankly, what are you doing wrong."

"Wow, you have discovered this?" Shuimi'er looked at him in surprise, and said guiltily: "Okay, I'll explain that this is actually related to one of my biggest wishes on my graduation list."

Zhen Lang: "Why are you getting your graduation list again?"

Shuimi'er's expression was also a little unnatural, her little face was a little red, and her voice became a few decibels: "I have read it in a book before. The first time a woman encounters a young man who is rushing around will leave a psychological shadow..."

"Then are you looking for an experienced uncle on your graduation list?" Zhen Lang was furious.

"Look at you're nervous, why are you jealous?" Shuimi'er gave him a blank look and said angrily: "Do you still know who I'm looking for? I just want you to train your output cycle more skillfully. Even if you can't leave beautiful memories, at least don't leave any shadows... Of course, it's better to have a beautiful memory that will make me remember for the rest of my life."

Zhen Lang was moved and said weakly: "But I always feel it is inappropriate to go to those two erotic women to study for such a thing."

Shumier said with confidence: "I just asked you to learn from them, but I didn't ask you to fight them in practice!"

Zhen Lang: "The problem is here. What can I learn when I go to talk to them on paper?"

Shuimi'er glared at me: "What, do you want to find them to fight first?"

Zhen Lang: "If you say this, we can't have a pleasant conversation."

Shuimi'er blinked and said with a little shyness: "Why do you ask them to learn theoretical knowledge first, and wait until you master a few theoretical routines, and then come to me to practice it?"

"Really?" Zhen Lang's nose bleeding was almost flowing, but fortunately he still retained a bit of rationality: "Sister, don't treat me as Liu Xiahui who is still in a mess. I'm also a passionate young man, okay? The plot created by Yingying and Xiangxiang is too exciting. What if I can't help it, what should I do if I'm so crazy?"

Shuimi'er smiled slightly: "No, I believe you."

Zhen Lang was about to cry: "Sister, I don't believe in myself in this kind of thing!"

Shumier said unhappily: "Look, you don't have confidence in yourself."

Zhen Lang looked at her with tears in his eyes: "This is not a question of whether there is confidence or not. Think about it, if those two lalas come to the temptation of uniforms and create some exciting scenes, can I remain indifferent? If I have a physiological reaction or something, I can't afford to lose this person. This is even more embarrassing than dancing square dance at the school gate!"

"Your way of thinking is wrong. They are your black and white angels. Would you trust them more?" Shumier said gloatingly: "Otherwise, you treat them as men, just like the second fat guys, and you are moving these roommates. Wouldn't you be calm?"

"Your thinking is problematic!" Zhen Lang was amused and crying: "Miss, are you encouraging me or hitting me? Are you talking like this? Treat them as Erpang's movements. Is this human word? Touch your conscience and think about it. If I suddenly become shamelessly hard when I see Erpang, how much will the picture be blinded?"

"Hehe, it seems to be too." Shuimi'er smiled, then couldn't stop it anymore, as if she thought of a scene where Zhen Lang was as hard as iron at Erpang, and she immediately rolled on the sofa with a smile.

Zhen Lang couldn't hold it anymore and then smiled foolishly for a while.

After a while, Shumier pestered him and said coquettishly: "Uncle, you promised me that you won't be able to pay any debts, right? I have given you many days to get used to it. You drag it every time, I'm not happy."

"Okay, I'll go further in my studies tomorrow!" Zhen Lang gritted his teeth: "Today, let's do what we want to do first."

Shumier cooperated very well: "Okay, what do you want to play today?"

Zhen Lang smiled evilly like a pig's feet in the novel: "I want to satisfy my inner evil spirit today. When I watched "Fate: Empty" back then, I had an evil thought in my heart... Well, the plot today is like this anyway. I am an evil man controlled by a girl, and you are a weak little loli who succumbed to the clutches of my brother."

"It won't be so heavy, right?" Shuimi'er was startled.

Zhen Lang: "Stop talking, this is the effect you want."

"But, this is really evil." While frightened, Shumier also had a kind of teasing of refusal and welcomed: "Uncle, I don't understand the kind of plot you said at all. I haven't seen "Colorful Sketch", "Rainbow Street", "Autumn Sky", "Vampire Knight", "Real Tears", "Your Kiss Love the Wind", "The Kiss of Heaven", "The Story of the Place", "Orange Jam Boy", "Minn Relationship", "Kiss Magic", "Baby I Love You"!"

"Damn, you have seen so many animes about siblings?" This time it was Zhen Lang's turn to be shocked.

"It's a little bit, it's all Sister Su forced me to see." The black-bellied fairy made the eldest sister take the blame again, and then showed a very cute and sweet loli expression, and her voice became extremely sweet: "Master, let's start. From now on, should I call you Ou Ni Jiang, or Ou Ni Jiang?"

Zhen Lang: "Is there any difference?"

Shuimi'er: "The pronunciation is different. Which one do you think is cute?"

Zhen Lang was intoxicated: "Everyone is very cute."

Shuimi'er didn't say anything and suddenly stood up.

Zhen Lang was reluctant to leave: "Why are you doing?"

Shuimi'er walked to the door of her room and looked back and smiled: "Oni Jiang, little sister go and change her clothes, don't peek."
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